I sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat. two reasons, one it's the most baller shit you could possibly do to your food and two, makes my dookie twinkle man....
Man when he's talking about the eggs is funny ass he'll because idk people even know what tho's eggs really look like and Dave says it like nothing and what's even funnier is that the egg was I'n the refrigerator don't eggs need to be I'n a warm place to hatch...and Dave like son it's hatchin lol
I don't really fuck with YouTube cuz thy starving and that's not balling to me..LOL
ThespianPrince 6 hours ago
4million years old a peace son god dam!
MrEvilthoughts 2 days ago
Wassup MTV, common in u broke mutha fuckas loll
MaxAime 2 days ago
That T-Rex sounds almost exactly like a pissed-off Cockatiel....maybe birds did evolve from dinosaurs!
ramv36 3 days ago
I just wish I had.............MY SCISSORS!!!
KneegrowNinja07 3 days ago
CHEEEYAH DAVE YOU THE MAN
parkballaz 3 days ago
Funniest shit I've ever seen
KCam00 1 week ago 3
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
0mGWac 1 week ago
The fact that Dave Chappelle didn't sell out makes this clip even more enjoyable.
goozbaghali 1 week ago
this is the most baller shit evvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
blaze46waffle 2 weeks ago
I sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat.two reasons it's the most ballet shit ever and...it makes my shit twinkle
Princetonlover9 3 weeks ago
makes my dookie twinkle!
morteaosladroes 3 weeks ago
damn he's stocked on dom P that is the most baller shit ever!!!!
vintageandart 3 weeks ago
This the most baller shit ever!
Worthychick910 4 weeks ago
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I sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat. two reasons, one it's the most baller shit you could possibly do to your food and two, makes my dookie twinkle man....
RobinX3101 4 weeks ago
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RobinX3101 4 weeks ago
I got my own sweatshop nigga , god damn !
Cypressize 1 month ago 5
makes my dookie twinkle, man.
customdrummer1 1 month ago
Hulk Hogan choked one out for me for my birthday, its Reversable!
TheMgmt420 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
i wish i had . . .MY SISSORS<3
se7enTonight 1 month ago
I got my own sweatshop nigga damn!
datankerbanker 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA OH MAN
IllSk1llz 1 month ago
Ok my friend just sent me this video and someone please tell me if this is real or not... I mean T-Rex bones and asian ladies being slaves! REALLY?!
manbob325 1 month ago
@manbob325 yes it's real.
HungerForMore2 1 month ago 8
@manbob325 ur a dumbass
savan30 1 month ago
@manbob325 it is completely real
tehgrim08 1 month ago
I got these bitches working 16 hours straight! dam lol
lionel200000000 1 month ago
I like the copyright getaround
StargateMunky 1 month ago
200' like THAT'S ME
krackheadkola 1 month ago
dammm..
TheLikeme19 1 month ago
Ladies and gentlemen, the first T-rex that the world has seen in 4 million years is happenin in my home. This is the most BALLER SHIT EVAA!!!
UngratefulLiving420 1 month ago
I love this nigga!!!
313Renee 1 month ago
fuck shoe closet. i got my own sweatshop nigga! :D
09customcarfan09 1 month ago 2
chappell is tha best
sony33flo 1 month ago
I just wish I had MAH SCISSORS!
satinsguard 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 3
why did u cut the part when he threatened the asian lady? i thought that part was funny
bxkumotenchi22 2 months ago 4
and 2, it makes my dookie twinkle mane
yoyoyo313412 2 months ago
makes my dookie twinkle
swat420 2 months ago
Why did you skip the part when the Chinese people yell at Dave Chapelle ?
BlazedOutTurtle 2 months ago
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I used to be a balla, but then I took arrow to the knee
Rehtori91 2 months ago
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Rehtori91 2 months ago
"Nigga, that tastes BALLER!"
LMFAO!
BlackDynamiteNYC 2 months ago
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BlackDynamiteNYC 2 months ago
"i sprinkle diamonds on everything i eat, two reasons:
one it's the most baller shitt u can possibly do to ur food n
two: it makes my dookie twinkle" he killed me
medab2008 2 months ago
dave's the number 1 comedian out there man, his shit's funny every single time
loedieboe 2 months ago
LOL Funniest Man Ever!!!
Misteraak 2 months ago
i got these bitches workn 16 hrs straight,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,fuk you ma fucker
getatthegod 3 months ago
i jus wish i had....MY SCISSORS!
Owns94n 3 months ago
2:46 probably koolaid? lol
LesterDaMolester15 3 months ago
what happened with the burn your feet
baked4211 3 months ago 3
1 person isnt a baller
MrKKballer 3 months ago
I'm hONGRY nigga!! I'm hONGRY!! Ohhh Ohh damn nigga that tastes balla!!
siekawitch1 3 months ago
whoever disliked has a penis size of that dislike bar
polskfight 3 months ago 2
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polskfight 3 months ago
His outfit is sick as fuck lol
TheMgmt420 3 months ago
it makes my dookie twinkle hahaah thats twisted!!
jordanhyatt 3 months ago
I just wish I had MY SCISSORS!
gheith001 4 months ago 5
this is one of my best - greetz from poland
SuperRonin17 4 months ago
i got these niggas workin 16 hours straight
jzk420 4 months ago
Man when he's talking about the eggs is funny ass he'll because idk people even know what tho's eggs really look like and Dave says it like nothing and what's even funnier is that the egg was I'n the refrigerator don't eggs need to be I'n a warm place to hatch...and Dave like son it's hatchin lol
killergerm5 4 months ago
2:57
That's some balling ass sh it
FreeMarketForces 4 months ago
Come on in, you broke motherfuckas!!
JMihawk1 4 months ago 105
I don't fuck with Africa cos' people are starvin' to death and thats not baller!!
vegetto101 4 months ago 111
@vegetto101 ...and thats not bothering me.
gurkis35 2 months ago
best crib ever hhahahahaha
DNA315 4 months ago
lol hahaha
sirpa89 5 months ago
click pause at 2:44 He got HIS SCISSORS
magicturtle102 5 months ago
omg this nigga is funny
CIgwe24 6 months ago