Ross Noble - Sex Criminal

[10aspiref]

No material what so ever. Unfunny.

[carnage118]

Louis CK is better, sorry to say this :)

[unlikelyhero100]

Does anyone else notice Ross looks like Weird Al with Sideburns?

[kyatkraker]

Man dey shud shut down dis channel for postin all dese extremely stale videos. Nuh uh. Sorry. Epic failure

[forfecksake83]

rubbin meself like a sex criminal!!!:D we are not worthy mr. noble

[NotMyIntention]

HAHAHAHA

i am cracking up x]

this guy is such a hero ^_^

[hezhezy87]

michael mcintyre and Jimmy carr do scripted comedy which is good if you go see them once, but ross is impulsive comedy which is difficult an he pulls it off very well, i dont see jimmy car selling out venues in Australia, be proud of your geordie exports u miserable dull moron (RyanNUFC16)

[Lordedargon]

i do a lot of stand up, and although i'm no where near ross noble quality, i guess i could say my comedy style is a lot like his, and i get enough laughs, its all a matter of taste

[candyfloss2k8]

thats shockin

[JHenerty]

Are you serious? He's hilarious! And the facxt he can come on stage without planning his act shows he's naturally funny, and doesn't ave to sit at home planning exactly what he's going to say!

[AntUK]

Agree on Mr Mcintyre... but Jimmy Carr? Please.

[jaydapie]

BUMMED IN THE FACE

[holya7x]

dirty tosser XDXDXD

[framboisexx]

'tht would be a nightmare outside dixons window' hilarious!! ma sis saw him live at newcastle realy wish i went she said it was hilarious!

[mattnsim]

i didn't laugh once. Dylan Moran makes me laugh.

[ozzy12ozka34]

Ross Noble has his good moments and less good moments to be honest. He tries to be like Bill Bailey (King of Comedy) too much

[AntUK]

Are you on crack? Their acts couldn't be more different.

[joehaldansdijdsi]

I'm a massive fan of comedy... but this just doesn't make me laugh :(

[givemeahugNOW]

atually made me cry with laughter.

LEDGE.

[jaybearxx2008]

Ross Noble cracks me up. Wicked way to just have a laugh. Totally random. Wicked I love it

[mancojim]

"just before i came out i just checked me flies and i was aware of a few people just looking at me like that..." lol "oh is that how he gets ready for a show he just stands in the wings rubbing himself" lol

[JAcklesfan]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..­.....

ross noble is amazing

LOL

[EddieIzzardownsall]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha!!! hes the best!!! :D

[FairyTaleNightmaree]

He's so AWESOMEEEEE

[ilikesugar96]

fuck i love this DVD

[xxem182xx]

that giggle at 0:55 is mint

[ilikesugar96]

true that

[Sometimesyourwrong]

he is a geordie comic and he talks in a geordie accent as a fellow geordie a shud knaa like and he is propa mint like

[quadbiker101101]

omfg lol!!!!!!!

[hazmanthealmighty]

i like turtles

[POOPYDOOPYWIPER]

0:22 funniest fuckin face ever!!! YOU RULE ROSS!!!

[MrsHowl]

hehe funnier at 0:50

[ChrisLR2]

Greatest stand up comedian ever. With no exceptions whatsoever.

[Alpinex105]

@ChrisLR2 Russel Peters

[RobertBalto]

@Alpinex105 HAHAHA you have GOT to be kidding!

[Alpinex105]

@RobertBalto Nope.

[RobertBalto]

@Alpinex105 

[RobertBalto]

@Alpinex105 sorry to hear that

[Alpinex105]

@RobertBalto why?

[RobertBalto]

@Alpinex105 I just think he's awful...no offense...I mean it's all subjective, but I hate Russell Peters

[KlaxTheUnholy]

Hillarious. Showed this clip to a fellow American though, and I swear to you he said *verbatim* "What's that weird language he's talkin'?" I gotta get across the pond asap. :)

[DEANOLOMAS]

u fucking wanker how dare u insult ross nobel i will kill u if i see u!!!

[WhiteyluvsHugh]

aye aye! can i join the ross-haters-must-die defence force? =D

[mikeybud]

what! are there actually people out there that DONT like ross noble. the world has no sense of humour. its a sad day for comedy, when some one spends longer on commenting on a video than the video actually is. and what do they say? "ive wasted my time, yeah? 1 min watching 3 mins posting, worst thing is. you searched him in the first place to bitch. pathetic.

[ktulujamesorion]

you three guys are just fucked up

[JAcklesfan]

ross noble is awsome i have 2 of his dvds, i've seen them a million times and i still laugh at the same parts sometimes before he says it because i know whats nxt he's a genius comic completely and who ever doesn't like him can f*** off

[fenchurch87]

fuckin hell, alright so you dont think hes that funny lol but jesus some of these chavs hate the guy, whats all that about!?

i think hes funny as fuck myself

[Nameless164]

Probably cos he has long hair or something stupid like that... Look past the hair ya chav bastards and see that he is fucking HILARIOUS

[iamthelizardqueen9]

how about an absolute comic genius?

[devlin604]

go fuck yaself

[xbooshbabyx]

why don't YOU try doing what Ross does? i bet you'd be SHIT at it... why are people saying he's not funny? the audience seem to think so, judging by the Standing ovation he gets at the end!

[Dark666Angel666]

I love the fact that everyone is so willing to slate geordies, there anit nowt wrong with them, Me family are all geordie and I'm one too, but does that make me a skutter? Nah it don't, people who are willing to judge people before knowing them are skutters, Ross Noble is a funny guy, and tbh I would like to see you get up and do what he does.

[SirPlankton]

@Dark666Angel666 I would but i would fail epically.

[RealityCheck6T9]

@Dark666Angel666 Plus Ginger from the Wildhearts is a geordie

[willcoolhello]

What kind of twat assumes that someone they disagree with is an 'invalid'...how anti-disabled. This cunt did live in a council house, until him and his pikey family were kicked out for being filthy and wearing stupid wigs. Oh, and did I mention, he's not fucking funny.

[obajima]

Then stop looking through all of his videos, yo cunt!

[Dilbertpickles]

What kind of invalid assumes that because someone has an accent other than middle or upper class english then they must have lived in a council house. I'd rather live in a council house and have a distinctive accent than be a smarmy inbred.

[Blacknarcissa]

V funny. He obviously writes material before hand but I think he thinks a lot of it up on stage. Especially when he talks to the audiences alot. Obviously.

[Nameless164]

Get his randomist dvd :) Theres 4 different shows on there and I think he mentions the same thing twice. The rest is completely different :P

[antsproson]

Lol cool, i've just got the fizzy logic dvd, that has a number of other various shows aswel, cant wait :D

[rochea]

Bullshit, my friend and I went to his show on different nights, and most of the material was the same, he just has the appearance of originality. Still, he's better than most comedians in terms of making stuff up on the spot!

[xbooshbabyx]

actually thats bullshit, one of my brother's mates went to see three of his shows on tour and he only used the same thing once, the rest was completely made up from him spiralling away from the original subject - like the drug dealer in Cosmic waffle and Live Aid in Randomist

[oldfart7]

ross noble is sooooooo good

[devilducky6]

I think Ross Noble tries to hard.

[AudioDivisional]

Lee Evans is hilarious but he shouldn't reuse the same jokes, whereas Noble's ad libbed shows deserve more respect and admiration for coming up with funny shit on the spot, although, Noble can tend to come across as trying a little too hard once he gets into the joke, but that's no doubt because of the adrenaline from the live perfomance.

[DAVEDONGA1989]

lol

[Cazzy09]

I truly love the fact that he doesn't have any material when he comes on and just makes it up on the spot. It makes each of his shows truly original. Unlike certain other stand ups, yes like Lee Evans -and more to say Jimmy Carr- who reuse the same jokes over and over. Ross Noble is a God at stand up.

[angelofmoosic]

LOL his sex criminal face is classic...

[IngaWelding]

xD HAHAHA

[Smokr]

This guy is so hilarious!

[SeasonSB]

This guy is so funny.makes other comedians look shit.This whole things amazin

[angelofmoosic]

it would be a truly beautiful thing if you were just standing in dixons, trying to decide what camera to purchase, and you looked out of the window and saw ross noble doing that =/

[Lucybean0410]

It would indeed be a truly beautiful thing. Worthy of a choir of angles methinks...and possibly a muffin that resembled Ghandi

[vhatzabloodyell]

Ross is amazing at improv!

[laydeelash]

real comedy = Lee Evans

[sangel222]

Are you serious.Lee Evans is the kind of comedy people with a bad teaste in most things or who are just stupid like!

[danthewho11]

sangel222 is right on the money there. lee evans is for morons.

[TrilogyHyperstation]

Lee Evans is funny, but in a much cruder and less sophisticated (and interesting) way than Ross.

[OrielFilms]

in my opinion Lee Evans is way overrated.

I saw him in Glasgow in 05 and it was just terrible, same old boring jokes the sorta (my wife) jokes from the land of dead jokes. Also it was at the SECC and it was wayyy to big he looked like an ant on stage.

Noble on the other hand was AMAZING ^_^

[thetruemcd]

all of u r wrong there both funny, gits.

[poppunk1995]

as if ross noble is like the best comedian ever!

[socialist4life]

God this guy is hilarious

[franberry28]

Oi Ross why do you look like the A-team van?