Huck vs. Chuck

[TheRoseMusician]

He's Tough, He Hung in there pretty good. But I Knocked Him Out

Chuck: We gonna do this?

Huck: Y-y-yeah! Lets...

Chuck: Fighting breath

Huck:HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!

Chuck: You alright?

Huck: x_x

[punkzR]

oh come on why do you say he is a god? if he is a fucking god he would come to my house and slam my face to the keyhsajdhlasjasšfđgaspf c,ysćčvlajf aoš jvčlajihaisgd uoqzihg hbcad

[zg1997]

i would dislike but i'm too scared

[RightTriggerGames]

This must be a chuck norris imposter. Chuck norris does not spar with you, he slaps you around the room with his nazel hair.

[Edgar53201]

chuck norris got a girl pregent over phone sex

[C0mmentar]

When

Chuck Norris laughs

the Sun laughs with the Moon

[NASCAR4ever11]

God actually made the world in 5 days, on the 6th day he made Chuck Norris, then on the 7th day he had to rest

[IcomeIviewIcomment]

His laugh is so powerful that, while I watched this, the sun just began to shine through the clouds after 9 weeks of raining and darkness

[HemeHaci]

@IcomeIviewIcomment hahaha that one was cool :)

[asianman81]

chuck norris once ate babies the next day he shitted out delta force team members

[shaiganon13]

Ezio Auditore is the ancestor of Chuck Norris

[AmericanMan44]

chuck norris is lame......hang on someones at my door.

[ChuckNorris813]

CHUCK NORRIS FAN PAGE!!!!! LEAVE A CHUCK NORRIS JOKE ON MY PAGE =)

[DB3196]

Chuck Norris can count to infinity... twice.

[RedCell115]

lol i thought the title said "Chuck vs Hulk"

[TweekFilms]

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[30albundy]

the world used to be 1 continent until chuck norris roundhoused a tree in a forest for not creating enough shadow....this location is now know as the grand cannion

[avatar4life100]

if they're making a RDR movie

chuck is john marston

[WestDutchBoys]

justin bieber can...oh wait...

[australianstheway]

chuck norris can complete any xbox game. with a foxtel remote

[asdfghjkl13570ify]

@australianstheway actually he can complete them without buying them or even hearing of them i mean he is chuck norris after all

[Jommi10]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

[CheezWizMan97]

chuck norris doesnt answer her question he makes a statement (0:14-0:20)

[LankyFaLife]

ʞɔnɥɔ sıɹɹou punoɹ ǝsnoɥ pǝʞɔıʞ ʎɯ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ

[jason101588]

@LankyFaLife How do you write the letters upside down?

[MrQung]

jäib

[matthewlagunsad]

chuck norris would kick the ass of huck. CHUCK ONLY USE BEARDS

[44redman1]

chuck norris didnt knock huck out! he ate him.

you see chucks birth NAME was C.......(just C a singular letter)

when he ate huck he became CHUCK 

[LqrDrnkr757]

That's a lie, he didn't kncok him out, he killed him.

[horrorflesh]

Look at Chuck - wtf did happen?! Hes all plastic and fake teeth. 

[Rowmel1234]

61 people just died instantly

[nubesoare]

Cuck Norris asked for a BigMag in a Pizza Hut and they gave it to him.

[orokamarou16]

Once chuck norris beat a wall in tennis

[laughingkilla]

i just hope he isn't racist to mexiccans, asians, or blacks or half the ethnicity population will commit suicide

[newgroundsandtilt123]

chuck norris can gargle peanut butter

[9870321654]

even when it was Hulk vs chuck it wouldn't be fair in combat :P

[inoviamaster]

the chuck norris blood type is AK-47.

[Daicon86]

Ah so chuck norris is a political whore. Good to know. :)

[spencerdev91]

Creepy

[CreamPie1265]

CHUCK NORRIS IS A FUCKING NINJA! WAAAA!!!!

[1942NaziPanzer]

plane sits inside Chuck Norris and he flies

[ernorubix]

chuck for president get out of the way barack!!!

[CreamPie1265]

@ernorubix aww yeaaahhh XD

[DontMissVideos]

under Chuck Norris' beard is another fist

[dribyadawn]

chuck norris is so ugggggllyyyyyyyy roflmao can stop laughing about his face

[rawfflecakes]

ill fuckin knockout chuck norris with his own fist

[mikeyboy236]

@rawfflecakes Uh oh.... I wonder how long you have until he finds you now.

[VerdascoFan]

The U.S does not in fact have any nuclear weapons. They don't need them. They have Chuck Norris.

[Sirianmcphian]

@VerdascoFan Your wrong Chuck owns america and the world

[MsLaraCroftx]

@VerdascoFan

LOL

[wyecee]

Chuck? What number is infinity? How do you turn a 9 upside down to be an 11? by roman numerals. What's zero to the 0th power? Uh Oh! I just messed with Chuck. I'm gonna have a bad dream about him.

[Exactus777]

@hyperJIRO In Soviet Russia your comment is funny and original

[mrbest76]

60 people are killed for doing chuck norris...

[MrAlex56311]

Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.

[1976TRASHMAN]

mr norris your a bad actor please just fade away, next you'll be shouting about god and ID. disapear and leave the silly neo cons to there silly rights.

[buggyboo81]

@1976TRASHMAN my lord. your his next victim

[Hirmaj]

Chuck Norris knocked him out just by uttering the word. "go"

[darkwolf328]

Chuck Norris stinks. hey brb someones knocking on my door

[Renagade2332]

@darkwolf328 Oh boy. Somebody better go find this guy's body. Chuck Norris probably destroyed it with a kick.

[teo1000t]

Nobody could catch Ben Laden but Chuck Norris did!

[919evilkiller919]

when chuck burp a black hole get created

[agent1up]

chuck norris is so lame he makes soccer exciting to watch....

[mariomaniac123]

@agent1up obviosly chuck killed your family and your just haten :O

[buggyboo81]

@agent1up since this comment was made two weeks ago. i'd say your dead now.

[agent1up]

@buggyboo81 fuckoff cock sucker!

[buggyboo81]

@agent1up you my friend, are a little off about body parts. i do not fuck myself. i fuck your mom. and i do not suck cock. your mom sucks my cock.

[agent1up]

@buggyboo81 you're a virgin you little dick motherfucker...

[jedihunter176]

@agent1up Both of you meet someplace in real life and work this out.

[blingadingadingdong]

chuck norris dosent have a home.

he walks into other people's houses and they move.

[Timurchin1]

@blingadingadingdong hahaha

[LordDracula21]

No one has ever used Chuck norris' toilet because he doesn't take shit from anyone

[purironpkrftw]

if i was chuck norris my name i should call my self mr poop

[mesaeddie]

Fuck Huck and Fuck Chuck , they both SUCK !

[chuckynarris]

i really did hurt him

[Torbyz]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

[coopercastille]

over a billion years ago, Chuck Norris round-house kicked the earth, to this day....it is STILL spinning

[gbstudios3000]

Chuck norris is gay and a pussy stop bumming him

[coopercastille]

@gbstudios3000

.........start running....

[CaptainAndyman]

@gbstudios3000 He's married and he could roundhouse kick your ass.

[RCROX5000]

@CaptainAndyman Damn straight!

[balado1988]

@gbstudios3000 RIP

[TheNikko88]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a name... a name needs Chuck Norris

[PutteCantShuffle]

Chuck norris can eat a scrambled rubiks cube and shit it out solved!

[MaMudkipzIsTrollin]

Chuck Norris

...yeah I went there.

[thispagesux]

let us have a minutes silence for chucks recently deceased sparing partner.

our thoughts are with his family and friends!

[iMaitoGai]

Why do everyone make fun of this guy!?

[Spartiate87]

@iMaitoGai Only for fun, It was for Vin Diesel 1st but people voted for Chuck norris to have facts (even Vin Diesel LOL jk) Check Wikipedia Chuck Norris facts, its explained

[lolzerlolzer]

aliens dont come earth because of chuck norris.

[klavs8432]

@lolzerlolzer

Yes they did once, they kidnaped the wrong guy.

Since then, there is one intelligence less in the universe.

[crazyguy1444]

@lolzerlolzer

Jet lee kicked his ass..

[hentaiby]

the video should be called chuck, cuz who can even compete...... there i no VS, against chuck, there is only death

[srtimpson]

Watch my vids please.

[iMaitoGai]

@srtimpson lollllllllllllllllllllllll

[mopbrothers]

When Chuck Norris goes to bed, the dark gets afriad.

[matty14uk]

chuck norris can burn ants with a manifying glass.....at night

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

chuck norris has 6 fingers on his right foot

[LilBlacJac510]

Damn Chuck Noriss is 70 yrs Old fuck This guy looks so young

[letterman6546]

waldo stole chuck norris's wallet

[naruto0950]

the army doesnt drop bombs...they drop chuck norris's donated sperm, its kinda how they hatch ;D

[petj0n]

chuck norris dont mess around .. around mess with chuck norris and around got killed by a round house kick.

[modonaut]

Stick to B-movies, Chuck. Can't take you seriously otherwise.

[151funnyman]

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?!

[eliasaca]

Can somebody explain to me what is so cool about chuck Norris? Everyone talks about him and I need to know why. Now I know what he looks like...

[NoXAdmiral]

@eliasaca it because some kid said start jokes on him and since he was a student of bruce lee and he has cool named it caught on and it pretty funny.

[bustercharl777]

@eliasaca

He is the ultimate being.

[NoMoreForJenny28]

Chuck norris went to the Movies to watch aliens vs predeator.

HE LEFT THE WINNER!

[Orangman32]

This is why huckabee lost... because chuck norris killed him.

[Son0fSun]

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

[SawuratariMasahiro]

Chuck norris is the real candle ja...

[TraverseTheo]

TMNT was based on a true story chuck norris ate a turtle pooped it out it was 6 feet 5 inches and learned karate

[roberto18giron]

Chuck Norris vs. The Old Spice Man..... Epic!!!

[silverjoosep]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[xbrothers1able]

@silverjoosep xD xD xD

[BoasTherkildsen]

@silverjoosep Chuck norris for president! Or mike tyson!

[yangqihang]

chuck norris doesnt go to photography shop, he made his own passfoto by using google earth.

[yangqihang]

in soviet russia, chuck norris afraid of you !

[bebob61]

chuck norris goes and digs up the road for brekkie

[kmanbruce]

chuck norris is stu....

[Spenchjerta]

@kmanbruce And then chuck got ya

[steveaustinfan22]

most manly men eat nails for breakfast chuck norris does all his grocery shopping at home hardware

[EntaDetroit]

the planets revovle around Norris.

[NobleEagle1]

Chcuk Norris doesn't have hair on his balls because hair doesn't grow on steel

[sonicedhoedown1]

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesus

[ledbird9]

LOL untill he got knocked out!!!!!

[lichvoorhees]

the only guy who can beat Chuck Norris is Alucard

[lopokain]

@lichvoorhees No, it's chuck Norris

[Voltex1999]

Chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

@Voltex1999

best comment ever

[elvispiss]

@Voltex1999 HAHa thats the best Chuck Norris joke ive ever heard you made my day :D

[Pedophilesex]

Chuck Norris does not have ctrl button on his keyboard, Chuck Norris is always in control!

[Andredias164]

no one can devide by 0,Cuck Norris can

[Danrakich]

chuck norris said he was tough because he wasnt knocked out til after the roundhouse kick made contact

[SOSHaruhi101]

Chuck Norris deems an opponant tough, when they last more then 3 seconds in th ring against him.

[mcfartard]

when chuck norris falls out of a boat he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norrised

[Vega3014]

if chuck norris is late , time better slow the fuck down.

[ChainsmokingPothead]

chuck norris once light a fart on fire, today we know it as the sun. THE FLAME STILL BURNS!

chuck norris once went into a casino to play roulette and put an ace of spades on the table and won.

chuck norris once found an expired lottory ticket and won

[theeboy72]

Chuck Norris can touch Mc Hammer.

[Robuzi4180]

Chuck norris got angry with the universe so he roundhouse kicked it and caused the big bang!

[Phillipf8]

When Chuck Norris Laughs, A Baby Is Born And Dies After He Stops

[goldeneffect]

The Universe is expanding because it is too close

to Chuck Norris.

[Superprodima]

CHUCK IS ASSHOLE :))

[UmakeMeSYK]

CHUCK NORRIS RULES LOL

[daknessreaper]

There is no theory of evolution its only a list of animals that Chuck has allowed to live

[Superprodima]

CHUCK SUCK

[JakyBoyHimself]

Thoes words arent in the english vocabulary...

[geraldsjackass]

YOU DONT SUCK CHUCK... wait do you..

[gregzyww]

When the sunlight hits chuck Norris ,.....they die

[TheElwall]

@gregzyww but that would make chuck invisible, and we all know he aint!!! xD

[gregzyww]

@TheElwall U see him becuz Chuck does not obey the laws of physics.. The laws of physics obeys him.

[TheElwall]

@gregzyww hahaha thats gd xD

[tomkasto]

XD yeah.

Never fuck with the Chuck.

Or you'll end up like Bruce Lee.

Tossed up into outer space.

[wrestlingluva]

on the first day, god created the heavens and the earth and looked down and said"wholy sh*t, is that chuck norris?"

[mattinsouthnj20]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris.

[MAGICzkala]

Chuck norris doesent do push ups, he pushes the world down

[TherealSoujiseta]

you dont fuck with chuck

[TheButtkisser]

Yes , of course I don't want to fuck with Chuck . Hiss ass is too flat

[Krypticflask]

CHUCK APPROVED!

[tomkasto]

Watch out everyone.

If you're not nice to Chuck he might close down the Internet!!!

Since he's the creator ;O

[ilikebeingme]

not only the internet... but he'll close the world. Physics? HA

[dadinky]

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

[EternRo3]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

[TheDeralte]

Chuck norris... laugh is AWESOME

[freekuvnatur]

i want to meet both of them.

[neoarcadezr]

mike hickabee

[heidansr]

ronaldo brilha muito no corinthians