Johnson survives by jacking a Pelican, him, three marines and Chief are the only survivors of Halo. He gets shot in the back by an alien laser used by a one hundred thousand year old robot.. Spark sucks in a fight though.
No no no, you are think of he story of Paris IV also known as the Paris BS story. Its a story people get when they to get information on Johnson's past. Its actually fake and has been nicknamed the Paris BS file, it was made to hide his involvement in the Orion or Spartan 1 projects.
no they could find the nerves in his spine becuase of throwning plasma grenades so the flood control you through the nerves i dont know what it is called
the elite is an ass bandit if you know what i mean.
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Sandovaljose15 1 year ago
wtf
Jman8537 2 years ago
awkward......
spyroxxx4 3 years ago
alien babies are made behind the scenes
BBKKBEAKERBBKK 3 years ago
lol the first time i saw this i lmfao"this is it baby...hold me." xD and how the elite grabs hes ass x
cvdeath 3 years ago 2
got a lil broke back halo here
NoOdL3z21 3 years ago 2
hold me?
TYp6 3 years ago
The elite wanted more than johnson offered!
Palkia323 3 years ago 3
he moved his hand down to his ass, what a pervy elite
roriiiooo123 3 years ago 6
Johnson survives by jacking a Pelican, him, three marines and Chief are the only survivors of Halo. He gets shot in the back by an alien laser used by a one hundred thousand year old robot.. Spark sucks in a fight though.
HardcoreFlea 3 years ago
youre wrong pal johnson survives coz he's probably a spartan-I. That's why he didn't get infected by the Flood.
rejdecosta 3 years ago
NO, he just never got infected or injered enough to were he could get infected.
Or maybe its because hes a forerunner, like master cheif
XSSBB 3 years ago
He never got infected.
He got "passed up" by the flood.
I read it from the books, something about plasma grenades almost killing him, but didn't, and he had high radiation levels or something like that.
Lee038 3 years ago 3
howd this post reply to me?
I dont even see my post in these comments(yet)
In halo 3, you can actually get johnson infected by the flood due to a double johnson glitch my friend found out.
Its funny when one johnson is dying while one is still moving around . Even the double attacks sparks and stuff,,,
XSSBB 3 years ago
*Sigh*
Halo 3... Ugh... Worse out of the trilogy... And Johnson had the best lines in Halo: CE.
Lee038 3 years ago
In terms of gameplay or story?
XSSBB 3 years ago
No no no, you are think of he story of Paris IV also known as the Paris BS story. Its a story people get when they to get information on Johnson's past. Its actually fake and has been nicknamed the Paris BS file, it was made to hide his involvement in the Orion or Spartan 1 projects.
LibelldraForgeMovies 2 years ago
no they could find the nerves in his spine becuase of throwning plasma grenades so the flood control you through the nerves i dont know what it is called
Tanman5677 2 years ago
what the hell that made no sence also got some seriouse ASS GARBBAING
MeOwGoD19 3 years ago 2
looks like the elite loves johnsons ass LOL
F0URx5h0tx 3 years ago 3
if johnson can survive a nuke and a trip in space back to earth Than for fucks sake he can survive a shot to the back in halo 3
gangbangpersecond 3 years ago 4
OMG!!!the covenant guys have a hearts and they know what is a hug!!!!
weonxo 4 years ago
o..my..god..
malv8 4 years ago
dude wtf its a cool and funny ending but at 0:18 the elite is grabing jonsons ASSSSS!!!lmfao
Shinoby189 4 years ago
yes!!!and the elite MOVE THE HAND TO HIS ASS..LOL lmfao
weonxo 4 years ago 3
That wasnt gay theres no point fighting if ur both gonna die, so they hug
MichiganUni 4 years ago 3
I vote number one.
Optimusprimemc 4 years ago
Tese are your chooses
1.The elites A Pervert
2.Joghnson is gay (not freakin likly)
3. The elite and joghnson made babys togethere nd thus ends the magnifecent halo seires
4. None of teh above
Vote now
bushsassasin 4 years ago
hahahahahahaha
atatyrknumber1 4 years ago
what about 5. all of the above?
micah9639 4 years ago
Well that was flipping random!!!!!
hotfuzz353 4 years ago
sorry to say but johnson u mother fucking alien loveing basturd
scotcheggtima 4 years ago
lol i remember that ending
rileyw94 4 years ago
HOLD ON JUST ONE DMAN MINUTE!!! then how did he make it to halo 2 and 3!?!?
sega616 4 years ago
This ending is just a bonus ending as a humorous reward. For what really happened, read the Halo Novels
TGEagle 4 years ago
i'm reading first strike right now it tells how he got off
swiftrocks 4 years ago
.....
liutenat 4 years ago
HOLD ME BABY!
lieutenanterrrrrrrr 4 years ago 3
I KNEW IT!
pseudonamex2 4 years ago 3
lol he moves his hand from johnsons back to his ass
IArePervert 4 years ago 10
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Johnson would be dead by now..
PiNeApLeR 4 years ago
the elite grabbed his ass!
gojiravsgigan 4 years ago 8
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ok, that really happens?
wierd
Crazyrider124 4 years ago
Is the "don't ask, don't tell" policy used in the Covenant?
ProDarkRaven 4 years ago 11
Fighting to Hugging, how very awkward
OEDANTE 4 years ago 6