(133) John Paul and Craig (13th September 2007)

[MyLifeUnedited]

Steph is my new favorite character.

[CarolineYMASIX]

"How is it my straight brother can get a boyfriend and i can't?" LMAOO STEPH

[KyleOgilvie1]

i love steph, she was the only one other than darren and jack who didn't really care, sure darren poked fun at him, but thats what darren does to everyone.

[SixSixxty6]

LOL "My brothers gayer than yours" hahahahahaha this is like my third time watching this storyline and that line gets me every time.

I <3 John Paul's sisters :P

[KyleOgilvie1]

" my brother gayer than yours" best line ever.

[kamizaCondor]

I love the intro! 

[CarolineYMASIX]

"NO!!! I LOVE JOHN PAUL!!!" *Stephs confused face* One of the best moments in Mcdean history.

[f30425]

I love Steph. Fag hag in the making. :)

[MrAudienceMember]

LOL

[chestermcfly]

that music when the two families meet always cracks me up loll good choice

[SingleChronology]

"well hes not exactly happy at the moment is he"

You know craig should of so kiss-raped jp right there to show all those hoes he means business :)

[gatarharo]

Wow those last two episodes were so hard to watch but this one ;DOWN RIGHT ROMANTIC

[givesuhell1000]

Why cant people just stay out of it.....i dont care if they're just trying to help they are making everything worse.....

[SailorSaturn143]

Why is everyone running away from them, I would have stayed to see the fireworks, lol.

[Gbro97]

"our john paul wouldn't touch it" " I think you'll find he will mum" lol

[petrhsr]

@Gbro97 - "Our Sarah got a right eyeful!"

[juicirosi202]

Haha love those two blondies.

[akariasking]

I feel so bad for JP at the beginning there. I guess that's the McQueen family, but still. He's not quite so hard as them.

[OddballEndorser]

I LOVE this episode. It's such a stress reliever after all the angst of the previous ones. The McQueen clan are freaking awesome..

[dalmationsrule]

at 1:11-1:14 its the lone solider kind of like craig!! lol i dont know if they meant it that way but thats how i got it.

[JoshieThiel]

Goodness I love a good show down with two familys!

[goldkakashi]

Merc. is soo pretty (no homo lol) but yah she's the prettiest girl in this drama and hahah i love the way she talks ^^ and her hair is so pretty too ^^

one question...didn't she get married though? to russ? or smthing right? (/ttly forgot) what happened??

[goldkakashi]

Merc. is soo pretty (no homo lol) but yah she's the prettiest girl in this drama and hahah i love the way she talks ^^ and her hair is so pretty too ^^

[MapleAndAnimeCrazy]

Steph : I've had the best time!

Craig : Your not listening to me...

Steph : Apart from falling down the stiars at Debbie's and spending 3 hours in hospital.

Frankie : You love Sarah!

Steph : I LOVE doctors!

Craig : NO! I LOVE JOHN PAUL!

-awkward silence-

Rofl, my favourite scene out of HollyOaks by far

[Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrize]

I Love mercedes accent! :)

[joeraysp]

@Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrize isn't it awesome!? lol

[breathlessloveless]

Urgh I hate Frankie. Not just here but in every issue she always ends up the self-pitying mardy bitch. Like when she went on to Gilly a few weeks ago that it was his fault Steph died and she never loved him as much as Max anyway. And now she's gone all loopy with a shrine to Steph (although that's sort of understandable, just an extreme form of grief I guess).

But she's just being a cow to Craig and JP!

[xMikanNamix]

I knew I always loved you for a reason Craig. I am so dead proud of you right now. Both of them fending off all the hate (cept from Craig's sis, that was too funny) it's cute.

I'm appalled with Jake though. If he should be disgusted with anyone, it's himself. I get that it's hard to deal with, but the things that he's saying is just makin me so angry!

[TheHimeHiro]

I swear to god,

since I started watching this (like 2 days ago non stop! xD)

I today saw a guy who looked like JP! then later I saw a guy who looked exactly like Craig, and an our ago I just saw a guy who looked like Spike! aaaah!!!!!!

I was like "wtf... where am I??"

hahaha I guess I just got too addicted to the McDean Story ^____^ <3

[granvilleguy]

@TheHimeHiro where do you live ? I'm moving!

[liliblue]

@TheHimeHiro lol you sure you weren't seeing things.

[FallingAngelxx]

I hate how homophobic frankie and jake are, good for steph for sticking up for craig :/

[flipboidex]

Is it bad that I don't want to watch anymore because I want to preserve the outcome of this episode? >.< no more drama, just stay together McDean!!

[mylifeisemo101]

i love how Mercedes is like "Poor cow" she makes me laugh all the time XD

[angelintampa]

after this episode, I don't even want to watch anymore.i just want to believe that it'll stay peaches and cream for the two of them forever!

[wikipou]

This episode is the cream of the cream!

Idk how many times I've watched this episode, specially 5:33

MICHAELA FTW

She deserves a hug from John Paul, then a hug from Craig, then a seat next time they do the dirty. yummy.

JP+C FOREVER!

[MissCottonSocks]

"Our John Paul wouldn't touch him!"

"Er... I think you'll find he will, mum."

Does anyone know why they chose Mercedes and Michaela to represent the McQueen children in this episode? What ever the reason, it's genius!

[redtopaz]

Ahahaha xD!!! Michaela gets the gold star for this ep! Brilliant!

[mexlvr]

"i think you need to get away from here love, put all this behind you." *looks at john paul while saying this.* ahahaha i bet craig and jp would like to get to that after they're done dealing with this drama. lol

[guidinglightismylife]

"My brother's gayer than yours" HAHAHA classic

[mandrsol]

Awesome episode! So funny! And then so sweet - love seeing them standing together before their families.

Jake is a creeep!

[xlilygothackedx]

"My brother's gay-er than yours." Something i would definately say:]

[craigyismybaby]

i love this episode! craig owns up and realizes what he wants! our little craigy grew up :)

[mandrsol]

@craigyismybaby Well, he's starting to anyway - he still needs some time - maybe a year or so...... ;-)

[Chadmon1]

Haha when Steph walks in, love it!

[steffe26]

I dont think John Paul should've taken Craig back that easily. He should've let him stew for a few days before taking him back lol. I still love the McQueens vs the Deans show off though. It cracks me up every time.

[realisation21]

one swallow doesn't make a summer, i nearly choked on my drink when she said that

[kuvasz13]

4:05 - 4:12 = the most epic seven seconds evuh <3

[kuvasz13]

"Because if you're gonna go and see the other one, we really don't wanna know!"

Oh yes we do, actually. So shut the fuck up, Jake!!

Jake is such a bastard. Craig was always such a great brother to him when he was going through shit, and Jake can't even summon up the intelligence to realise that loving JP doesn't make Craig a monster? Grr, if only there was a way to strangle a soap character... I could try that on you, Jakey boy.

[gigiboy23]

"one swallow doesn't make a summer" AHAHAH Classic!!!!

[Mirallegro123]

John Paul is so sweet lol xx :) luv Craig but he was a dick to John Paul and Nancy she's a BITCH and all x x

[Olliandchris4ever]

The McQueen women vs the Deans.....McQueen women win, they win always xD <3

[Lazuli8888]

At last JP wins

[ianw3469]

it's so funny when those two families met in the street. it's kind of western cowboy theme and the background music really suits it. love it!!! great episode! two thumbs up!!

[briedude]

FINALLY!!!!

[holdenagincourt]

When John Paul says "Craig, we've got through the worst, all right? It's gonna get better," I just get this really horrible dark feeling, like that's not how it's going to be. Star-crossed lovers and all.

[Jordgubbsmix]

"NO! I LOVE John paul!!!"

*dying*

[ScarletxCrimson]

I love how after Michaela points out that JP and Craig have run off, Steph's the only one looking happy. I love her!

[dfghjkkliytg]

Yay! Finaly Craig dares to stand up to his family, and tell them that he loves JP! :D

[Jordgubbsmix]

HAHA! xD in the street and people running away! OH! Have to remember my parents are asleep still...have to be quiet *ROFL(inside)*

[ILoveDelirium]

IM RIGHT THERE WITH U ! LOL

[mike5chico]

If I could have both Steph and Mercedes as a sister, I would be set!

[icecreampancakes]

Hahaha, I really like this episode! There are so many great lines.

[KyleOgilvie1]

steph is the best friggin sister in the world.

[RandomPeter94]

"if he has passed his exams and gone to dublin last year then none of this would of happened"

Craig has passed hasnt he? he got 3 As and a C.

[TeaCub]

@RandomPeter94 Craig had to stay on an extra year because he didn't do so well on his A-Levels first time around; at least not well enough to get into Trinity College in Dublin. It was resitting them second time around when he met John-Paul. This time he has got the right grades and he can go.

[RandomPeter94]

sad how in this ep how craig only has steph whilst JP has most of his family still.

[MonsieurDdcj]

This was the funniest shit!!!! OMG!!! by standers running away!!!

[Jordgubbsmix]

Yeah! And the "My brother's gayer than yours" Oh my god! I almost peed my pants! xD Really really sweet episode tho...apart from Frankie and Jake...Steph was sweet ^^

[KyleOgilvie1]

this doesnt seem like a soap oper, it look more like a teen drama because it focuses alot on teenage issues, but thats just my opinion and you dont have to like it.

[kimbaforeva]

It IS a teen drama, but it's also classed as a soap opera aswell. x

[RandomPeter94]

@kimbaforeva thats because it IS a teen SOAP

[gomogoarod]

i always loved this episode. the standoff between the deans and the mcqueens, and their differing reactions when john paul and craig confront them. always thought it was a great blend of humour and drama.

[kurosakichigo90]

my brother's gayer than yours haha

[06CowinM]

this is the funniest episode ever !! Cowboys !!! :)

[Stripydude]

this is totally random but craig has REALLY nice teeth

[yangatheart1]

Steph=Best big sister ever!!!!

Love the stand off between the Deans and the McQueens. Like the gunfight at the O.K.coral.

[Olliandchris4ever]

oh at last!!!!! *does happy dance*

[chryslerv]

I just can't get enough of JP's family.  I love them...they're so funny and supportive.

[davidwshepherd]

At laaaaaast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[himlover2007]

"one swallow doesnt make a summer " lol am i the only one who thinks about craig and jp having sex when she references that lol . i cant believe i have such a dirty mind :P

[VariahR]

No...you were not the only one!! :P

[BlueBunny84]

@himlover2007 no you aren't, I went there too.

[sentstuff05]

@himlover2007

Jake clearly thinks that's what she means at first too. lol

[AngelJase]

I love this

[ravenscheer23]

1. "My brother's gayer than yours." Michaela is amazing, bless her! 2. Steph has to be the best big sister/person in the world 3. "I didn't end up in bed with Russell, did I?" I know Jake's an ass, but he has great lines!

[redrumluos]

At least Craig has a sister that still supports him

[DenisTerror]

AHHHH..stef is the only proud for them..

[nicoleunawhitex]

' no i love john paul ' , soo cute ;)

[TeaCub]

"I didn't end up in bed with Russel, though, did I?"

No, you just went around beating up both Becca and Justin and then you knocked over Diane Valentine. Jake = Hypocrite.

This was such a great ep!

[lilmisslillie]

I love this bit...Everybody, RUN! Absolutely hilarious...I'm glad that Craig has finally admitted his true feelings.

[willow733]

oh u have gotta love michaela!

[shaniali]

Finally Craig is growing some balls sorry for my language

[lou18is]

that so funny people running especially the lady grabbin her son

[tragicturnstomagic]

I can't understand why they blame JP, when it was Craig that was two-timing and cheating

[Guardiane77]

I just don't get it; I mean, if Hannah went all bulimic after she turned John-Paul gay, then why didn't Sarah go the same way when she turned Craig gay?

[shimmerbee]

Gaurdiane77: I don't think Hannah's ana/bulimia thing's 100% to do w/JP; she's clearly got deeper issues going on overall and that was her way of exerting some control over her life; Sarah's just a different person, a different personality, etc. One of my friends had this happen to her, but she ended up being best friends w/her ex-boyfriend and his new boyfriend. Everyone responds differently.

[mgoodwi1]

'My straight brother can a boyfriend and I can't' Best line ever!!!!

[letodd4]

michela and steph brilliant!!! Lol!!!

[mcole12345678]

omg loved it "how come my strait brother can get a boyfriend and i cant" omg i laughed so hard.

[lion03heart]

my brother is gayer than yours !!!!!lovely!!!!!

[Guardiane77]

Gotta love that Michaela. Priceless!!!!

[ladisilk]

John Paul could have waited until after the engagement party...it's not like they were walking down the isle or anything..he could have just told her everything when the party was over...BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE GOOD TV...NOW DOES IT..LOL

[krzydegrassifan]

OMFG! That was hilarious when everyone ran away from the McQueen/Dean showdown

XP!! Love it!

[Superplatanoman]

Steph is so supportive. God, I love her.

[ZooeyLight]

Craig's brother's an arse.

"I think it's dead romantic." & "My brother's gayer than yours." - she rocks.

This is a great episode!

[itsceciliayeah]

NO i love JOHN PAUL

stephs face. she's like 'what have i missed'

[kamsbubbles]

i think this ep is funni...actually its hilerious!...x

[potterdraconius2]

John Paul wasn't a free agent when it started.

[LoserWboy1]

ROFL!! "My brother's gayer than yours"

[bearaxel357]

BEST EPISODE EVER.... "how is it my straight brother can get a boyfriend and i cant?" "i think its dead romantic"---> i love blondie so much!!! i drools at this ep so funny and so... HoT!!!

[prettybabycatty1109]

Steph and Carmel would make a perfect match <3 I mean fag hag XDD

[lovemoviesful]

I know I crack up at that too, lol.