Before You Invite Me Over!

[mysht82]

My co-worker and I love you you make work go by easier! Thank you keep it up hun!!!!

[ImogenheapLover12]

triflin than a bitch A WATERBUG IN THE KETCHUP BOTTLE!!! NASTY!!

[MusikkIzMiLiffee]

Lmao I have a friend who never has food when I go to her house. Do I go there anymore?no. I loved the line "the roaches don't need to be watching tv with the guests!"

[renabenaworld]

"It smells like onions. It sure does. In the winter time!" that one sentence made me choke cuz i was laughing sooo hard. I LOOOOVVVEEEE UURRRR VVIIDDEEOOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[craigistheman101]

ewwww lol

[dalotel]

No roach problem in my house. Get out of the projects and condemned buildings.

[lMlAlCl]

"You overlook the partical roach," ..."A black spekical,"

[YoYo76893]

I should be welcomed by you and not the roach! LOLz

[Euryalus100]

"i'm not gonna sit here and mothafuckin starve in mothafuckin death bitch... i will hit it home. i sure will!" LMAO!!!!

[Euryalus100]

"i'm not gonna sit here and mothafuckin starve in mothafuckin death bitch... i will hit it home. i sure will!" LMAO!!!!

[SPAZBOYFRESH]

reminds me of chris tucker...

[EVH9208]

I agree! Nobody likes to hang around a slob! Keep on telling your stories. They make me smile.

[iownyooh122]

oh no...i would never eat or go there again :l

[marshababy123]

1:57

[luhhshavia]

AMENNNNN !

[dymondusic]

no qaadir. buy your own food. lol

[dymondusic]

lma000000000000000000000000000­00000

[chyenne101able]

Exactly...i like to eat, sometimes I need a midnight drink... And all they got is nothing

[face2facechick]

Timaya, is this a joke? A skit? How the fuck did a roach get inside the ketchup? Did they leave the cap off or something? A roach in the bottle is something you notice right? So fucking gross man

[mannytakenbyspinner]

@face2facechick how is he going to put a roach in his own ketchup ......

[iTellyy]

Lets knock on wood girl, or whatever df dat is" LOLOLOL

[werkinwitsumthin]

YAAASSSS



[xXxhybridmeteoraxXx]

hahahahahah 5:48 his eye roll made me die.

[M0N3t7]

Lol @ making your ear itch.

[KCIDL]

yesssssss fa the scooter lol

[WumWip]

LOL "shouldn't be no roach in the middle of the floor in the living room watchin' television with the guests..."

[errie15booo]

the roach should not be watching tv with the guest lmao

[keirwiggins]

You dont have to talk like that.

[erickyehoward]

"I should be welcomed by you-not the roach!" ROFLMAO

[manhatten345]

lmaoo im bout to pee on myself

[LenaPink3]

Lol I've never seen a roach in my friends houses Thank God I guess

[tugee4ubi]

A Pink Elephant in the room !

[breeandtete33]

phahahahaha..!!!!!!!!!!!!! i loveee yhuee..yhuee isxx twee funnyy, buhh isxxx truee noee liee....:)

[antonioshaw]

Yes girl! That's so disgusting. OOOO those damn roaches.

[shawntearia]

Omqee A Waterbug In A Ketchup Bottle .??Smhh Thatts just Puree Nasty.!

[lovelybird4488]

" lik wen i come 2 ur home , dur shood b noe roaches on ur Welcome mat . i shood b walkin by u not da roach ." OMG ! =] GNL ! ! !

[ZellyRawr]

OMG OMG OMG. EWWWWWW! Damn waterbug! How the hell did it get in there?????

[jacobsbabyqirl18]

" they ain`t that damn limber bxtch . "

[krystalreneehayes]

that is so nasty!! i would have to get up and leavve, may sound rude but i dont do bugs near my food or near me)):

[jacquesdaking]

LMAO

[biggbutterfly1]

i love him

[Puppies140]

i agreeeezzz!!!!

[charmed81793]

your too funny i cant stop laughing i need my condements lmfao!

[charmed81793]

i fucking love u!!!! im dying right now

[stkcarm5]

A waterbug in the bottle? I woulda screamed jumped up and smacked some sense into the bitch! Hospitality my ass more like hospitilize me for shock.

[thomasvivan]

I've never seen a roach.

[1peebrain]

i enjoy your videos sooooooo much

[Darrel141]

EWWWW A water bug. HELL NO

[iluveritchie]

Thumbs up for condiments!

[iwerner77]

4:15

[iwerner77]

i might throw up in my mouth a little bit but...

[SDS741]

you're hilarious . but africanoboi is funnier

[zarbar2]

I agree with you. I also hate when I get invited somewhere, and I haven't talked to that person in so long... wtf.

[DaSTaNk1]

5:26 THE FUNNIEST PART!! 

[704Bosslady]

LMAO!!!

[behindhzleyes18]

This has been sitting in my favorites, but it was worth the revisit! Especially 4:11 through 4:32 particularly the special moment at 4:28 where he checks his watch! Shut it down, Qaadir!

[whaddup1408]

@behindhzleyes18 omg i have the exact same situtation, this shit was in my favorites too and i fast forwarded it to that exact same part :O soul mate...?

[behindhzleyes18]

@whaddup1408 YES!

[masic88]

oh look — the Terminix AD is still next to this video!

goooo "KeyWords"!

[BostonBarnikle]

i shld b walkin by u not ur roach

[Taurusprince93]

Lmao that is so fckin true.people need to to preclean more

[meshiahorne]

thats some nasty ass shit to find a bug in the bottle

[StudioMonstar]

@meshiahorne Eww a bug in the bottle in the ketchup bottle? my goodness lmao

[DACNewsNetwork]

Shoulnt Be no roach watching televison with the guest!" hahaaaaaaaa

[DACNewsNetwork]

"They aint that goddam Limber bitch" haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaha

[StudioMonstar]

@DACNewsNetwork LMFAO he funny! lol

[UNOE213]

love that youtube has placed a terminix ad next to the video--- gurl youtube is clocking ur coins t

[96jmellow]

i hate that feeling too gurl i went 2 my cuzns house and she had roaches piled up on an a rat trap owww dat shyt jus.................... nasty. den had shyt splattered all on da sides of the toliet on da inside ughhhhhh lol

[donnieceNcourtney]

there shouldn't be no roach in the middle of the lviing room on the floor watching television with the guestss! lol!

[BEAUTYFUL18]

yeah roaches is nasty, but i hate a dam mouse or rat . i went to some one house that was post to be having a dam cook out and got mice runing around

[0LDFASHi0N3D]

ewww a roach in the goddamn ketchup bottle? are yhu serious? guuurrl i wuld dropped that bottle , got my shit and left !

[GaspLuv]

My mother goes crazy around the house when we know people are coming. she will cook, i'll clean disinfect of w/e in the house so she wont freak out lol. its like all haitian women are a like because the alarm to get your home spotless and have food stocked comes to play where ever i go. true story, my mom looked really bad and i offered to call the the paramedics but she said not if the house looks like this -___-/

[Lilann03509]

Lmao...!

[diehardgazachick]

LOL "its like the pink elephant is rite there in the room, oh damn!! (sniff) wooowho, oh ok it stinks it sure does it smell like some ripe ass onions it sure does in the winter time!! it sure does but i'm not gonna say nothin bcuz girl i'm gonna be outta here in three minutes all these bitches gotta stay in this shit" LMAO dis is classic!!!!

[indii1222]

"there shouldnt be a roach in the middle of the livinq room floor watchinq TV with the quest " ha ha this is hillarious ha aha lol :)

[shippo481]

YES!! I feel the same way!!! I always clean before ppl come over. i dont want my shit being talked about

[lealea97]

errrr r u a girl or a guy either way u look ugly no offence god damit please shut up my fkin head is pounding FUCK!

[Sanana135]

@lealea97 How can he shut up if this is a posted video? You act like it's a fucking webcam, like he's going to stop talking on command.

[TheCrazzyyy]

hottie

your soow fuking funny

[supanova9292]

lol

i loveeee this:)

& u aint tell no lie booo!

people shuld clean up their motherfuxkin house before invitin ppl ova;)

[hapibth0pel3ss]

4:21-4:33 lol There was this girl in my class, me and her were real cool, we talked and stuff but boy did she stink. I dont know if the girl was wearing the same clothes or not washing them or taking bath but what ever it was- she stunk. And on top of that she smelled like weed, cigarettes, perfume and funk all at the same time at one point and it was killing me!

[hapibth0pel3ss]

Oh Lord my mom hounds me on cleaning and now I understand why, she can not stand a filthy house and wants everything to be spotless. Anyway i understand what your talking about, i have visited some peoples houses were it was just raunchy. one of my old girlfriends had clothes on the floor, but they were clean so i let that passed but another girl room smelt like dog, mildew, and dirty clothes. It was so bad i ended up with a mild sinus infection. But she was cool, her room just stunk.

[472TheT]

You are exactly right.....

[SetPhasersToStunn]

Not the welcome mat! xD *dies*

[Sweetheartbabez]

thats disgusting...

[mzdemeanor1]

oh my damn waterbug>>>>>>>>throw up

[IWantLandingSnow]

Thank god i live in England, Too cold for roaches (Y)

[BXhottGrl]

omg i would have fuckn died boo if i opened dat ketchup and that happened lmao oh damn i feel like it's on me !!!

[DollfaceexD]

LMFAOO , The part w| the waterbug in the Ketchup was HALARIOUS . LMFAOO , Love you qua qua

[taytay20082009]

lml dats all i can say luv it

[MountainQueen]

Ew I've never seen a roach before.

[marinewifey25]

i should be welcomed by you... not the roach. qaadir, u make me laugh so hard.

[taeboamped]

i always try to keep my house clean so i don't get roaches, they scare me and even if i see a little spider in my house i go mrs. clean on my house from top to bottom, pull out the pine sol dust and clean and vacuum! i h8 roaches,so glad i dont have them!

[QUEENDIVINE0704]

OMGEEEE...ROTFLMAO!!!!

[QUEENDIVINE0704]

aint this video the truth!!!

[ddopey1]

i love your videos (:

[songcandid]

Roaches are the most trifling, good for nothing critters to ever walk the earth! thank you so much 4 clocking the T on this one!

[DIGITALDREAMKID]

and another thing you are poor and have roaches in your house so how the hell are you gonna turn up your nose at another poor person having a roach. You are GHETTO and want to be rich which clearly you are not.

[DIGITALDREAMKID]

girl no only poor people have roaches i live in suburbia and have never had a roach.

[ZCamil]

"He didnt get an invitation...HE CAME ON HIS OWN!" LMAO

"I should be welcomed by you NOT THE ROACH!"

LMAO

"It smells like some ripe ass onions. it sure does...IN THE WINTER TIME!"

LMAO

Oh man, Q, you make up this material on the spot???? WOW,:-)

[buddyjb5]

this guy & roaches??? change your friends.....

he amuses himself....... lol

[stairmaster32]

lololol.LMBAO. This is PRICELESS...

[KevinDgaf420]

HELL YEAH lazy people put your dam roaches in the ashtray i work too dam hard to let my homestead get dirty DONT BE LAZY PEOPLE this lady is right on!!!!!

[TheJCChanel]

lol this is so true and i hate roaches ......

[angelprincess12345]

LOL "i should be welcome by you, not the roach."

[Musicofthissphere]

"I should walk by you, not your roach" LOL

[annaaboO]

I agree 100% like cmon now atleast

do a quick clean up. I remember I went to this person house and they had roaches all over their house. It was over a million! ALL ALIVE TOO! In the refrigerator, bathroom,basement,living room, crawlings on the walls EVERYWHERE! STRAIGHT DISTURBING!

[jessie7601]

omg you are right and sooo funny! ooh my side hurts oh god!

[spongbob193]

OMFG!! i do not blame you at at all GURLL D:

[1browneyedcutie15]

omg that is so nasty!! also it is very annoying for people to invite u over with no food and not cleaning up its disgusting

[xocjluv]

hey:

johnsonmufc IF YOU DONT LIKE GAYS THEN DONT WATCH THE VIDEO RETARD! STOP HATING AND BLACK? OHH IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT BLACK BITCH BRING IT

[jtexodus88]

i wish more people would talk as fast as you

[boogie195]

A Jr. B.Scott lmao

[boogie195]

so true but GODDAMN ! can you breathe?! ive never seen someone talk so fast !

[Oshaesgurlonly76]

Amen!! im bugaphobic nd germaphobic i cnt stand it eeeooo

[DEBREE09]

eww i hate fkn roaches i cnt sleep n my room if its dirty so0o i feel u a a person with a dirty room or house....tells al0t abt them.

[milkseducerx0x]

That's why I don't invite people to my house. Can't be cleaning lol!

[supreme60s]

lol

[TommieRocstarr]

Oooh! You are talking about me! I am looking at two dead roaches now. But I am so afraid of them_ because they are not always dead... so I leave them there until company that will clean them up- does! Now that I've viewed this post- people who visit me may feel the same way. I am cleaning them up now since company is honestly on the way!!!

[JadeMcfly2]

Omg.. you are so funny.. lol

[collapoppa24]

LMAO woooo and speaking of musty folks...you ever smelled somebody so musty they are just MURSTY (like madea says) to where its like somebody done sprayed the fuckin area wit pepper spray? ugh. I would have to say something im sorry...same with the ketchup incident...I woulda been like...wtf? I gots ta go! lol

[MoNaMoOzZ]

HAHAHA "I should be welcomed by you not the roach"

[jagyall]

i fuking know, right?? omg, this guy i was "so called" dating for a while. His fuking house was so fuking flithy

[NinjaOnHiatus]

DOPE POPPED COLLAR.

Inmyopiniondonthangoutwithpeop­lethathaveroachesontheirfloor.

yesiknowimnotusingspaces.Ithin­kitstheonlywaytoexpresshowfast­imtalkingrightnow.

Shit I Havent Raged that hard in months. Hope to never see you.

[ChrisBabyMama818]

HEY NINJAONHIATUS

THISISTHEONLYWAYTODESCRIBEHOWM­UCHOFAFUCKINGDOUCHEBAGYOUAREYO­USLOWASSCOUSINFUCKERCANTUNDERS­TANDANYTHINGHOWSADIUNDERSTOODI­TPERFECTLYGUESSYOUREJUSTASLOWF­UCK

Ha.

<3 to Qaadir

[NinjaOnHiatus]

@ChrisBabyMama818

U mad dawg?

[MzAmberJ]

Not on your skooter..LMAO!

So true..

Love it is as always!!

[tbs311]

EWW!!! ahaha thats so gross

"gained entry as a baby" lmfao

[BIGNAVBIG]

that is nasty im gonna do sick im off tomato souce for life

[Cutie7809]

true dat

[msfemechic]

I cant stand it when people wanna invite you over and they know damn well their house is trifling looking! I mean I feel so uncomfortable in that situation that I be ready to leave even if I just got there. And I feel you on not having some kind of refreshment to offer if you invite someone over. This girl was braiding my hari once, and she couldn't even offer me a damn soda, my mouth was so dry girl! lol

[THOWEDkitty]

LMAO YESSS YESS!!!! ommggg! YES!!!!!

[blackchineygal85]

Rotflmao!!!

'I should be greeted by you not the roach.'

[ThompsonMiss]

"...you must of had this top sitting off of your ketchup bottole, long enough for this roach to get in there - SUFFOCATE - DROWN!"

LMAO...oh, I have tears welling up in my eyes - your too funny!

[mssexappeal1]

pink elephant in the room, you make me laugh so hard until I cry

[NEiCYLUVFiZZ]

Lol, YAASSSS

[92698]

GROSS!!!! Bug in the ketchup bottle...shiverrrrrs.

[92698]

Too funny!

[thatgirlbrandi]

well ello to u too!!!! gross roaches!

[sycomamie85]

roaches? omg eww. i'm happy to say my home is roach free..maybe because i'm in minnesota..but i'd like to think i'm just clean lol

[AfroLady352]

I never understood that either. They don't care at all. I've gone to someone's house and cleaned up for them. I don't feel comfortable in filth. Euh!

[DivineMessages777]

I LOVE YOU Q!!!

Bro I wish you all the success you can stand!!! Amazing Spirit, and HUUUUUUGGGEE Heart!!!

Namaste

Savonn

[debalynz]

Blimey!!

[SJRB05]

I LOVE You!! Your vids make me smile and laugh..keep it up!

[diah4]

uggh! wow. dead roaches everywhere? yuck.

I remember I was at a friends house one day & we were watching 106 & park, & why did a roach crawl into the middle of the tv screen and chill there. arrrrgggh! That was so gross.

[Eternity804]

LMAO!

[xBlueDahlia89x]

5:25 LMAO :p

[Aliruthhh]

You make me so happy.

[Bagnista]

You make my day and night!!! I do adore you.. really.. My new found friend...

[deedee75able]

I AM JUST IN AWE!

[Dragonm1996]

LOL i should be walking by you not a roach

[ArielGiovanni90]

UM WHAT DOES WHATS THE T MEAN???

[redbonegal]

Right on!! that's some nasty shit!!

[PennyLOVELane]

I ..... love you.

[nicksFRESHpodcasts]

Hey girl it's Sydney..... Im lovin the scarf and jacket together ..... work it girl......

[unknownrl09]

lmao !! ur fukin gr8. u cht so fast lol awwh luv uuu lol x

[calmingspirit1]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[kiarex3]

LOVE YOU FREAKIN LOVE YOU

[mshilton88]

...it shouldnt be no roaches in the living room in the middle of the floor watching television with the guests...lmfaooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo!!!

[EsKooNShii]

DAYM....U B CRACKIN ME UP QAADIR!

[BluSterling]

O EM GEE!!!!! I have this friend who is domestically challenged and let me just say... I HATE going over to visit. I have to watch where I sit, what I touch... just NASTY! Even her car is a HOT MESS! Just a few weeks ago I had to sit on a bag and some books b/c she had lotion spilled all over the seat. She had a friend who had to sit in the back seat due to the same lotion DAYS after my incident! I love her to death, but I'm always telling her she need to get her s#*t together!!!

[kbpersona]

OMG a waterbug IN the ketchup? That is absolutely nasty!

[jwhiti01]

omg i had to hit the pause button and take a break lmao this is 2 funny ..but so true!

[ThePerfectScore1294]

thank you!!! Don't invite me over when it is nasty and you dont have any food!!! I agree... I at least need some toast!

[MsTravia1]

LOL...I'M SCREAMING RIGHT NOW!!!!!

[Navajustin]

woww u can talk !

[missmrj225]

LMAO, I know that's real! Can't even disagree. I have a friend who always wants me to stay with his ass and EVERY time I go I have to bring my own food, his roaches love showing their ass when I'm over, and he really doesn't clean...so I know exactly what you mean

[hiyerdolly]

You look gorgeous here! x

[lelodsik12]

A they're lazy.

B they're disgusting

[talirene]

ayooo, he is too funnyyyy!!, its true, roaches,and/or waterbugs[LOL] disgust me too. i automatically think a person is lazylazy or disgusting....

[3indyababe]

You have allot of dirty friendss lol xx

[dav1dlee1973]

im not sure what keeps me watching these vids. they are just so.. attention getting :) not in a bad way tho. im almost 100% ur a guy, not that there something wrong with that, but jee. you are really good at wat u do.

[lelodsik12]

BOOO.. then stop watching his vids broo

[pzcato]

I'm pretty sure you're a genius at what you do. Your videos never fail to entertain...

"very, very sneaky." goddamn. lol