Alan Partridge - Extremely funny scene - south african

[peterpeterxxo]

dave have edited out farmers saying "partridge u wanker" ?, i heard they bleeped out the jed/alan "no way ya big spastic " as well ????..whats the point of them showing it if theyre gonna do that.

[PsychoBisket]

really you should have a hat hard on.

[PuuberZ]

NO YOU CUNT!

[Fleetunit3]

love love love the bit before this .... you got to laugh when you fall off a sofa

[0121Jason]

JACKANACKANORYY

[davist131]

u dont mind being angry down the centre of the table hahaha

[LupinLoverGuitarist]

has to be the best south african accent ever

[iDeZiah]

"Just because I've got a shit table?"

[jeffrey44]

This episode was just on Dave and the "can't" bits were cut out completely.

[zionravescene]

@jeffrey44 Dave: a right bunch of can'ts.

[adammm1]

@zionravescene i wouldn't blame dave for it, i doubt they'd give a shit! it's the pg we live in today :( alan partridge is one of the best things ever lived on television FACT!

[SALTYWOOFHOUND]

@jeffrey44 nothing wrong with that.!

Dave must be getting really poncey.. 

[mgeorge733]

@jeffrey44 They also cut out the bit on the Canal Boat holiday video episode, when the farmers are on the riverbank and one shouts 'Partridge, you wanker!'

[JFredUK]

You say, 'tomarto', i say, 'tomato.' You say, 'potahto', I say, 'potato'

Let's call the whole thing a thoroughly nice chap and doesn't matter what race he is.'

[mmscott9]

full beam

[JFredUK]

Jackanackanory!!

[tdplaylister]

ders more to ireland... dan dis..

[RonSkem]

Classic clip! Thanks for posting.

I've converted some Alan Partridge clips into a cartoon for a laugh., see what you think. (Click my name to view the video)

I'm happy to convert other 'Partridge' clips into 'cartoons' on request.

[adamtoward1]

JUST BECAUSE IVE GOT A SHIT TABLE! 

[zionravescene]

You say "Tomarto", I say "Tomayto".... you say "Tu-Moht-Oh"

[alexander84rugg]

just because i've got a shit table?

[MRruybe]

LOL

[antbubb]

I think we are going to have to "go nuclear" lol

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

Well theres no need for THAT!!

[midierror]

fckin classic!!!

[thembrown]

I say tomato you say tumarto

[Drummermean2]

Alan: "Just a couple of jokes?"

South African guy: "No, Alan, No!"

Alan: "Pleaaaaaase?"

South African guy: "No, you cunt!" ;)

Alan! "Well there's no need for -that-!"

[wasteuk]

@Drummermean2 he most certainly does not call alan partridge a cunt, he says, "no, you can't", dipshit.

[Drummermean2]

@wasteuk

I know that you shit, it's implied.

I'm not a dipshit, I bet I'm far more intelligent that you are.

[wasteuk]

@Drummermean2 you clearly are a shit of the dip nature. now fuck off.

[OfficialNeilGard]

@wasteuk true, but alan thinks he say "Cunt" hence his exclamation " You said it Again!!"

[ooble23]

@OfficialNeilGard Absolutely correct. The BBC broadcast subtitles for that episode that were spelled "CAUNT!", both times. :-)

[soupalex]

@OfficialNeilGard I thought Alan was defensive because he was getting shouty, too, the first time I watched it. Gad, why can't they repeat this, instead of some of the rubbish they commish these days?

[daveACDC123]

jackanaka nory

[Josh360]

"NO YOU CANT!"

[66richardson]

It's the Sweetie Man!!!

[04bootd]

"full beam"!!!

[umpalumpa2oo7]

MICHAEL...oh you're there. LYNNE! oh your there...lmao

[usgymnastics2012]

"Just because I've got a shit table!"

[CHENDY666]

"If you're going to be angry, if you don't mind being angry down the centre of the table."

[gazm2k5]

jackanackanory.

[ProperBodged]

LMAO I wish I was like Alan Partridge, seriously!

[TheStevie1977]

jurassic park

[badbob1983]

He's actually saying cu*t. It's in the commentary.

[LozMac33]

His Saffer accent is hilarious! You say Tomato

[ericparrey]

Eric Parrey

[SaveTheMooses]

FOKKEN PRAWNS

[Davem87]

@SaveTheMooses Hahahahaha

[stude]

you fokken cant.

[ovavoo]

I should of geesed....

[IsoscelesKramer]

I hated those people who wouldn't trade with you in the '80s.

[MrGRIFF1993]

jackanackanory!

[PINTOFLAGER3]

Hahahaha. I bloody love it!

[clarkey1984]

YOU CANT! Well, theres no need for that, i only wanted to do a couple of jokes.

YOU CANT! You've done it again, you've said it again! just because i've got a shit table

[eezysqueezy]

YOU CAN'T!

[mrneutral]

Genius scene

[decym]

If you want to be angry do you not mind being angry at the centre of the table!

Classic

[kinggimped]

- No Alan, you CAN'T

- Well there's no need for THAT! Just 'cos I've got a shit table!

Amazing.

[PatisserieCookie]

lynn loooool :D

[DaveyBabey]

LYNN! oh you're there. XD

[raindown64]

jackanackanory

[warriorprince1010]

Yes they do. Americans are wonderful people.

[Dopy97]

In every video of english humor? you cant have seen much if you think that.

I do agree that there is great american comedy out there as well, but in alot of them they take to bashing us bristish as well. I guess when your target audience is the country you make the comedy in it's funny to bash other countries

[innit27]

the music at the end causes me premature ejaculation

[PatisserieCookie]

british comedy is the best XD

[jonrobson421]

Americans only like Chris Rock and Dane Cook

[ovavoo]

NO YOU CAN'T!

[RVXproductions]

No you cunt thats whats he's hearing.

[ovavoo]

ummm twiglet zone?? what?

[RVXproductions]

It means vagina. If thats what ur asking. A vagina is a girl's Private Part.

[ovavoo]

No you vagina thats what he's hearing?

[GALAHINA]

i dont get this kindof comedy

[mano8obe]

British comedy is always difficult for Americans to understand

[davetherave22]

I'm not even sure if Americans have a sense of humour at all.

[Bartman1764]

no u cunt lol

[webby127]

I shall pass your message on to mr coogan personally...

[SmItHyuk1]

your young and american thats why.

[vanessaxwolf]

lol haha

[efarrall]

'but I'm not a sex offender Alan'.

[zoekathleen]

LMFAO!!!! one of my favourite alan partridge scenes... centre of the table - superb... 'just because i've got a sh*t table...'  definately a genuis...

[grako76]

if your going to get angry, can you get angry down the middle of the table.....classic

[tanner87]

NO YOU CUNT!, roflmfao xD

[mysterio173]

LETS GO NUCLEAR

[053bss]

Alan does a surprisingly good Afrikaans accent... Jackanakanory.

[amarone1956]

I love Alan's South African accent.

[ovavoo]

If your gonna be angry..could you be angry down the center of the table : ) comedy genius!

[DuderinoDeux]

YOU CAN'T.

[OutSwimmingInAFlood]

You did it again. :(

[Vertman3000]

Is it because I've got a shit table?

[keeperofthecheese]

YOU CANT!

[Vertman3000]

I think the idea is the accent sounds like "cunt" but he says "can't"

[luvdilla1999]

i like the bit where allan stabs the cat

[rossiv6]

jackanakanory

[notdeadjustlazy]

Doesn't matter whata race he is lol.

[Myung13]

hool beam xD

[ANDYYEEE]

ITS BLOODY USELESS

[LJM4U]

You gotta laugh when u fall off a sofa!!!

[s3ansk1]

If you want to be angry could you be angry down the center of the table pmsl!!

[sgpascoe]

WELL THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT!!

[efngazz08]

"go nuclear"

hahahahahahahahaha

[leebaylis]

jackanacanory!!

[speedycups]

i say potato you say po ta to

[adamturner2004]

Just because I've got a shit table?!

[alanyoucant]

Funniest man thats ever lived

[johnnyolmez47]

JackaKnackaNory

[pulpdog2001]

That's better, 'ful beem'

[chrisbangz]

me fav clip!!! :D you CANT!!