Toyota Country Border Security

[jasonc32amg]

Good Stuff!

[jb949]

@NeoTranshuman And you can enjoy the world's highest firearm-related death rate for a developed country. Awesome.

[1996Mikeeee]

This is Shit^^^^^

[THEDRAKKUS]

Nothing soft gets in, why did'nt you boot out justin bieber when he came here, his music is a threat to national security

[GatoradeReplay]

@NeoTranshuman We certainly can own firearms. It's illegal for us to own auto/semi-automatics though. I think it would be way more pussy-like to need to shoot a pig with M-16.

[DaBennoCode]

How ironic Toyota make this ad - they're the soft ones...

[TheSpaceHerpe]

@DaBennoCode You don't know much about Land Cruisers and Hiluxs do you?

[RhysFelton88]

Nothing soft gets in? That's what she said.

[domokid]

Why the fuck do aussies get land cruisers and americans don't. Godamnit.

[TheBd99]

what makes toyota think that a metrosexual would even try to get into the outback.

just the thought of it makes them wet their thongs

[bvonny]

Pink Crocs inaporriate footwear totally agree

[bvonny]

Seriously can they pleeeeeeeease have nothing soft gets through into the country. Country towns are becoming more hertosexual. Just stop stuff like mens purfume and stuff like that getting through we dont need all these fancy luxuary items. Sounds like a really good idea

[marktsheppard]

...hmmm... maybe... just maybe... hmmm... maybe the Australians can finally remove that cursed Union Jack of pain... please... and place the Crescent moon... in it's place... and to have the moon face East... so to represent the big brother... who watches over the little starts... hmmm...

[itsossian]

@marktsheppard bro stfu

[marktsheppard]

...and why do people sit in their car?... with the engine running... in a parking lot... with the air conditioning full-blast... with the windows rolled up... and their luxury cars windows tinted and dark... and they pretend that their eating... hmmm... but the REAL reason is... because when business people do cocaine... they get extremely HOT... and they do NOT want to get all sweaty... so they will smell "nice and beautiful" ...HA?! ...and nobody ever pays attention to them... their "safe"

[marktsheppard]

...oops... MODERN hipster hippies... those who eat nonfat food... and drink diet everything... and low fat and non fat... hmmm... they just eat synthetic food... simple... and those NERDs think that their saving the world... HA?! ...and then they protest... and cry and scream about not polluting the environment... HA?! ...yet they just sit in the air conditioned cars... in a parking lot... with the engine RUNNING... for and hour or longer... and sniff cocaine... and talk on their cell phone...

[marktsheppard]

...oops...and pretend MEAT is just wrong... and tofu needs to be legally imported... and NOT sneaked in by Yankees... hehehe

[marktsheppard]

...and just for the record... TOFU is good for you... yet it has to be prepared by an Asian Chef... or imported from Asia... hmmm... simple... and that's because the stupid hippies... and the moder hipster trendy hippies just ruin everything... and veggie sausages do NOT count as tofu... and pretend meant is a travesty... and an abomination... and a sinful and shameful way to ruin TOFU... so... lets NOT purchase the FAKE meat and FAKE tofu... because fake koo-koo tofu is NOT the same... simple

[kabodkhwaamkhid]

โตโยต้า!

[Intellectualbogan]

This is pure gold

[JoyousinJesus]

Lmfaooooo

[Olssonator]

"Yeah we got tofu here" lmfao!

[muffdriver69]

They think they can catch me and take me out? Not on my tank! The 4 wheel drive Toyota can run, but they won't get far with my 120 mm smooth-bore cannon. Hooraahhh!

Oh what a feeling, trashed-yota!

[clubpenguin777]

Is this a real organization?

[semtex84]

@clubpenguin777 Yes, they patrol the border of QLD and NSW to keep the bitches south.

[superravmanrampage]

@semtex84 hahaha. QLD!

[purebadger]

takes the piss out of the target market just as much as the soft cocks! Brilliant!

[AdelaideCrows4Ever]

Toyota rulz mate - Nothing soft get's in, Toyota guy's let it through.

this has to be the best aussie ad's ever! Gold

[sunriseoversea123]

haha the only add ive ever likd

[hirschOZ]

got hammered by these guys the other day when i was heading home to the farm, they went through my iPod and found a couple Nickleback songs on there, they were from my little brothers computer! ended up with a $120 fine, not happy

[bennie18181]

@hirschOZ fair dink'm. tought luck mate. serves yourself right for being a soft cock that had nickleback on there ipod. im surprised you didnt get a fine for the ipod aswell

[xsanctom]

Ahaha!! Class.

[RobbyG130]

Great ad! "not on my watch". Too funny.

[JDeguara]

"Make's you smell nice does it? Nice and beautiful?"

HAHAHAHAAHAH

[playanator]

THE BEST BLOODY AD EVER! Reminds me of skithouse lol True AUSSIE!

[ultraman150]

Farken beauty mate. Good Aussie piss-take commercial. Let's hope the soft cock Yanks don'y whinge about this and get it pulled they they did with the aussie KFC commerical.

[hirschOZ]

couldn't agree more except the kfc adds make me cringe opposed to laughing so no greif there

[AndyandAdrian]

Great ad - but note that at 0:06 they're all using Apple MacBook Pro's ... now that's SOFT!

[Ellwind1]

Oh man I love this ad. It's rare for me to laugh out loud during a comercial break.

Thanks for uploading.

[RoshMyster]

"Trying to use ya kids to get things through....

"Its disgusting..."

LOVE IT =D

land cruiser ftw

[169macca]

this is the best non-beer ad I have seen in a very long time. Too right keep those bloody metrosexuals out of the country they won't survive out here

[ozphx]

Yeah its pretty crazy down here, especially after 9/11. I almost copped a fine cos I had 'sensitive gum' toothpaste on a trip up to coober pedy...

[fluffydanny]

What the hell is this? There are no borders downunder.

[TheMatfull]

@fluffydanny spoken by someone who has never been to Australia - there are 8 states and territories all with boarders and they check for everything when you cross. God I hope you never come here and cross a boarder!

[fluffydanny]

Sorry,mate. We bloody yanks have to deal with the wetbacks and Canadians. You may hope that I never come there,but you never know. I want to dedicate a song to you. "men at work,do you come from the land downunder?"

[listohan]

I don't know where you got that idea. The external borders are tight but there is no need for internal borders. Some areas are quarantined against plant and stock disease outbreaks but they are not state borders.

[guitarfreak186]

read the sign at 0:36 lol

[beno7398]

Just love it how they "blur" out teh soft roaders, but you can clearly see what each one is.

[ThisIsAmbulanceX]

ohhh it says soft roaders, i thought they were calling them off roaders and thought it was a little contradictory...

best ad.

[davidnipp]

Best commercial I have seen all year, ironic and clever

[phelimmcnally]

makes you smell nice does it?

nice and beautiful...

[MissyBelleSYD]

this is hilarious...the more you watch it, the more jokes you pick up....

[Hekta09]

GOLD!!!1one

[xMissMyriam]

"I think we might have a metrosexual over here"

"Makes you smell nice does it?

nice and beautiful"

Bahahahahaha. This adds kills me! So funny! :)

[ipsilon160]

out of all the car ads i have seen this one is the best. just as good as the beer ads

[xMissMyriam]

I agree! :)

[callum6053]

This ads fuckin' great. 'nuff said. Its funny, its making up the idea of border security between the country and the city, saying nothing soft gets in. if you're getting angry cos its not true or whatever, you may as well say "eeeh!! there are no rules on soft stuff getting into country australia!!!" no shit. its a funny ad. live with it. laugh it up like i am.

[JaredB23]

That was awesome... telling the 'Pink Shirt Popped Collar Douche' to put his collar back down :D

[fake1009]

this commercial makes a joke of these guys. How is anybody going to take them seriously in the real world?

[45tigers45]

Since when does Australia have a land border????

[Jim088able]

It is not Australia Boarder control, it is "Country Australia" as in the bush and rural areas. To stop all the soft shit from the city getting into the country area's.

[RhombusGeneral]

between states? idiot?

[45tigers45]

You think australia has security between states, retard check ur facts

[RhombusGeneral]

obviously you havent been around australia then?

[45tigers45]

Name a couple

[RhombusGeneral]

what about the million fucking toll booths there are that you have to claim at?

[45tigers45]

Australia doesn't have toll booths....

[RhombusGeneral]

okay, now thats just stupid

are u even from australia?

[45tigers45]

What u saying that u have to pay to get into other states, Australia doesn't have toll booths where u hand over money, they check for fruit and thats it.

[RhombusGeneral]

no but u have to pay to get on certain highways and roads which lead into other states.

but r u even from australia(repeats question)

[45tigers45]

Yes i live in melbourne u?

[RhombusGeneral]

sydney!

anywayz im over this, bye

[Superior1979]

yeah they do!!

We also have borders in between the states!!

Such as WA to SA!!

[RhombusGeneral]

what?

[DasVivo]

All countries have borders; Not necessarily land based there are things called "territorial waters", Of course arguing this ignores the very basic fact that this is just a silly ad that is quite well made

[protestx]

haha ur srsly retarded dude...just google Australia and border protection

[moreebarbarian]

vivaminutemen, you are hands down the most simple person I have ever come in contact with.

On another note, this is a wicked add!!

[clausen750]

Too right you dont understand!

[LucaviAD]

This border patrol here should be like this if they weren't so badly outnumbered by river roach illegals! Australia is balls to the wall and doesn't take no shit! Even their gov't sponsors their no-bullshit policies unlike the US! No wonder our nation is slowly drowning and sinking to the bottom of the world - we have mexcrement slowly destroying us from the inside out since their country is so badly failing.

[Jim088able]

It is not Australia Border patrol, it is Country Australia Border Patrol, to keep the soft stuff from the city getting into the country (outback) areas. If you listen to what they are saying, keeping the urbanites and their soft stuff out.

[DasVivo]

well said

[Duoble]

i dont know you are........ but thank you for this...

[WildThing404]

haha grea ad! saw the link in Drive.

[Delosian]

The guy who shaved his chest, was that cocaine around his waist? "Lip balm!" "It breaks my heart to think our kids could be exposed to this junk!" ROFL!

[Paperbagman555]

This is so awesome!!! i wish they played it more often... Lol

''Yep we got tofu here.''

[LJA157]

Love this ad! Wish we really did have a border security at Vic Pass! The influx of hideous urban & beachy clothes in the shops out here is revolting! Sick of the dainty pretty shoes guys wear too now! Man-up fellas!

[Joshman73]

Where is John Laws? He should have been in that comercial.

Nice one Toyota.... cant kill em with a stick.

[nismith03]

Ha! Check out 0:36 and pause it on all the banned items!  " No boy band CD's ", " No bling "...

GOLD.

[escapedlabmonkey]

Hilarious!

[derojim]

men's cologne? makes you smell nice, does it?

'yep'

yeah... "nice and beautiful".

[bloowren]

"Think I might have a metrosexual over here".....what a gem! Love the pixelations too. Very, very clever and I could watch it over and over. Well done toyota.

[tamerlan25]

great production, great tagline, GREAAAAAAAAAT sense of humour. Simply genial!

[Spacecortez]

Fuck this country.

[26862]

why?

[NOTSO2009]

Fuckin NECK UP! Love it or Leave it!

[likeaaaglove]

awesome !!! Piss funny .... well done toyota !!

[rc0ll]

Brilliant, a genuinely funny, worthwhile ad not made by a beer company.

[AndrewKD]

brilliant, thats the way TV ads should be made!!

[gteea]

Priceless

[Mastermind12358]

oh my god , these guys are hardcore

god that job must be boring .

[erniemactheoriginal]

Trying to use your kids to get things threw

Thats Discusting

They should have country boarder security for Birdsville Races

[Goldfishsoldier02]

"Here mate have some water"

"Is it sparkling?"

HA ha ha ha ha ha!

Absolute gold!

[yobboford]

absolute GOLD, well done Toyota for getting it so right!!!!!

I hope those tree hugging hippy poofters take offence, about time they had a reality check, lol.

[MyGreyJumper]

don't even get me started on soy sausages

[stickshift964]

HAHAHAHA, 100 series FTW

[bauman11]

When did you have your last latte sir? Bahahahaha.

[saganfan44]

"makes you smell nice.....nice and beautiful" Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Classic ad, very funny and quite accurate!

[fozbloke]

Fantastic add shows a gutsy 4x4 in the harsh Aussie rough sticking it to the yuppies. Who thinks of these ad's ????Absolute geniuses that's who? This ad will sell cars for Toyota. Well done whoever you are, I'm pissing myself laughing all the way to the Toyota dealer:))) great ad Toyota!!!

[MissyBelleSYD]

the advertising yuppies

[GUTCHUCKER]

Awesome!

[abas0abas]

still dont get how an island can have a border patrol... a coast guard i understand but it has no border

[alalit]

True. It has a margin, not a border. So instead of Border Security it should be called Marginal Security :D :P

[UFClova]

They are a border security from the city to the country (outback) not the whole island

[Balty82]

umm its called a piss take - so who cares -- next you'll be arguing re mandatory detention for all the soft cocks

Actually No -- I will argue for mandatory detention for all the soft cocks !!

[sledgemeister]

Actually I really cant find anything wrong or I disagree with in that commercial, for a pisstake its surprisingly accurate, a sad reflection of what our country has become. Latte sippas and tofu eating feral greenies making BS decisions. Its no wonder the current crop of kids in a majority of cases will be a blight on humanity and a cause for dissapointment. HTFU australia I say!

[som3guy1234567890]

its the border between country Australia and the city

[5hu7o]

thats madd

[Pukeko83]

Brilliant, The 2 min version is way better. Good work getting rid of the crocs!

[mountainpete]

Congratulations Toyota on a spectacular commercial. I'm in you're target market for these trucks and you made me want to open my wallet and upgrade my current Toyota. One catch, the Australian's get all the cool trucks! Send a 70 series to North America!

[Jim088able]

They are utes, not trucks.

[Quarantineman]

Thats Australia for ya.

Nothing but hard c%!ts

[LorneRealEstate]

Man that is GOLD!!!

Still laughing, so many great lines... pure brilliance.

[PROFAEN]

This is an insult to all tofu eating man shaving little dog loving softcocks. Love it.

[norco04]

best commercial hands down

[bearbeegee]

oh what a feeling