Mass Effect 2 - Morinth Romance

[TheHaloChief117]

she didnt need permission to kill him

[battleship423]

Chuck Norris can survive sex with Morinth

[KenaiUrsa]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite whore on the Normandy.

[2Xensemble]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

[forthelichkingsname]

What does she mean by "embrace eternity"? Eternal orgasm? Coz that's what it looks like XD

[corysyourman]

Well, this is what you get for cheating on liara lol

[SamuelJCir]

the term "fucked your brains out" never meant so much before.

[3m050r]

Hi, I'm Johnny Shepard, welcome to Jackass!

[ccondor97]

She basically just said that she sexed someone to death.... ha

[linkokiri]

"I'M SPECIAL! I CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING!"

*A wild Ardat-Yakshi appears*

[bingbongr]

jizzed in his pants

[DarkElite98]

had an orgasm so hard it killed him.

[omgcandy16Kimicari0]

GAYS

IN

SPACE

[MrLeony9797]

So is he dead!!!!?????!!!???

[Prodigiousguy8]

Doesn't matter; had sex.

[RegularNights]

Galaxy with sex how sad

[RegularNights]

Way to go morinth you destroyed the ga

[FunkyPigStudios]

I'm commander Shepard and alien condoms was my idea ;)

[hectichorse]

his ballsack exploded

[KeDaiv]

doesn't matter, had sex

[KeDaiv]

@GaiashKetoji thanks, captain obvious..

[Slither93]

Death caused by orgasm.... NICE

[waterbang]

that "No thanks, i'd rather live" option made me lol

[MasterJedi96]

look up

scary movie 1 fus ro dah

that is what would happen if shepard survived...

[MasterJedi96]

i wonder if he felt pain or ecstasy

[neKIsIs665]

Doesn't matter had sex

[nadercyrus]

is this death considered a plot death like the suicide mission or just game death?

[hey01e5]

@nadercyrus just game death

[MrAlbinoGhost]

@nadercyrus did you die on the suicide mission?

[Tzuseiji]

And they say AIDS kills, lol...

[Zamolxx]

There's gotta be an easier way to have sex... :D

[carminedust]

WORHT IT 

[iewa777]

Comments are better than the video :D.

[hack3Rtub3]

"Well it was worth it."

[youwillneverknowize]

(Shepard as a ghost) Thanks a lot, Morinth, now EVERYONE is gonna die! Stupid asari Bitch.

[EllboGrease27]

morinth should have died due to the ultimate labido of space chuck norris

[mdude009]

Damn alien STD's

[geoandbenji]

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

[blempka91]

'No thanks, I'd rather live.' is probably the best dialog option I've seen yet.

[Terminatorfy]

6evorev6 are you really that much of a dumbass?

[MissCandiDandi]

Well...looks like defeating the Reapers is up to Garrus now XD

[honogo4]

@MissCandiDandi Well he is a good choice, but Tali is our only true hope.

[theRapture115]

OH MY GOD! you killed Shepherd! ... You bastards.

[L3CiiS]

what the hell happens next?!

[zupergozer]

we should make a poster

"never have sex with an alien without protection"

[soopsesswweett]

She didn't lie, it did change sheppard's life. He's now dead.

[TrailerrHikk]

Well... That didn't pan out!

[natanfk2]

I'm Commander Shepard, and I died because I'm a horny idiot.

[6evorev6]

A lot of Western males have a sick love interest in abusive women. Western women by in large are psychotic & narcissistic. Only fitting to watch these captain save a hoes have a video game character fulfill that role.

[TheMostDefinately]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite way to die in the galaxy.

[Simpkin1992]

totally worth it

[Dihydrogenmonoxid42]

I am Commander Shepard and this is my favourite whore on the Normandy!

[Soaringeagle78]

Hmm... Ashley, Kaidan, Liara, Garrus, Tali, Miranda, Jacob, Jack, Thane, Samara, Kelly... SO MANY OPTIONS!!! I'm only allowed to have one... or it's supposed to bite you in the ass in Mass Effect 3 if you have more than one total in the first two games.

[dragonborn92]

bad time for EDI to stop payin attention to everything on the ship lol

[mrlinky121]

If you were just showing us this, then you are completely not an idiot.

[AngelTheMadGamer]

i was about to go badow backa woo wow wow....then it went, aint this a bitch

[MyPlaya1996]

Not as much of a "romance" as much of a "that crazy bitch just killed you!"

[trunksmasterfung]

Miranda: Shepard!! Fuck...Run the project again.

[ruthlessdeath123]

1:25 yea this feels awsome goddamit

1:30 what the fuck

1:33 fuck no NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[FSX7007]

Disappointing result. Even with a lot of imagination this isn`t any kind of sex (Sucked some kind of biotic energy out of shepard). The most presumable discovery is she betrayed him from the beginning and just killed him.

[Scydow]

What happens after this scene? Do you load to a previous save?

[jonahfalcon1970]

@Scydow It's game over. You can load, sure, just like after every death.

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

They technically wouldn't be able to reconstruct Shepard if he died like this because she literally fucks her victim's brains out, stealing all their knowledge, abilites, and so forth.

Hey...that would mean Morinth also absorbed all of Shepard's memories and thoughts, making her...the last best hope for the galaxy? *confusion*

[MrAlbinoGhost]

@GIRLIKESTACOS like a boss?

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

@MrAlbinoGhost ...profit?

[jonahfalcon1970]

@GIRLIKESTACOS They couldn't because Morinth shorts out the nervous system and mindwipes the brain. Shepard, at best, would be a brainless vegetable.

[konohahurricane07]

did he die

[TheEclipse9990]

@konohahurricane07 Yes

[Aizec300]

Looks like this romance scene is...

*puts on sunglasses*

To die for...

YEEEAAAHHHH!

[69069096]

Illusive man-when you revive next make him gay

Miranda-aw man

All guy teammates-oh shit

[TheParanormalPirate]

I would shoot her and slowly slide my cock in and out of her bullet wound!

[Ko700el]

IllusiveMan-->i can't believe that this guy stopped the reapers at the citadel..then stopped the collectors AT THEIR OWN HOUSE,,and died because he cant think with his upper head near a girl...

Miranda-->i told you that you didnt want him as he was...you should let me put that microchip to modify his feelings..

ElusiveMan---> remember to remove his d**k to when you decide to bring him back....this idiot is gonna leave me broke :@

[D2RA]

Cock block

[carbine5130]

What the fuck?!?!

[MisterMortarious]

Shepard: Doesn't matter; had sex.

[gabyartes01]

what a cumshot!

[ctmkcook]

Just kill da women

[ctmkcook]

I say just kill da bitch and make her squeel!!!

[fear416]

mass erect

[money999ish]

so deep it'll change your life.SO DEEP

[putaindheretique]

TIME PARADOX !

[Theicestorm10]

NO DONT DONT DO IT HE DID IT HE FKED A ALIEN!

[16bicboy]

The real reason why her sex partners keep getting killed is because she has aids

[rmack1205]

DEATH BY SNU-SNU

[Schizo42]

@rmack1205 You just became my favorite person.

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

Whenever I tell women that I like Asari women better than earth women, they get offended and tell me I only want a "submissive" woman even though the asari are more progressive.

Also, for some reason I can never get laid with earth women. They are so prudish, yet date bad boys.

Am I the only one who thinks there is something "off" about earth women?

[Mr13Xariel]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag

There is something a bit "off" with humanity in general. You can't blame yourself that much.

[mrfishyfishy]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag Can't tell if trolling, or just a loser....

[TheMostDefinately]

@mrfishyfishy Can't tell if trolling, or just a loser....

[Razlight1]

super aids lol

[Echo7099]

If Soveriegn was still alive, it probablly would have popped up and said:

SHEPARD, EL VANGUARD DE DESTRUCTION IS HE...

WTF

[Echo7099]

Man I killed that bitch

[darthfiesta]

Illusive Man: Shepard is dead, once again, but this time is different .....

Miranda: Perhaps, if we restart proyect Lazarus ........

[OblivionVamp]

that was either the best or the worst sex ever

[1973svp]

Death by SNU-SNU !!!

[Jokenx3]

You see: Sex can kill you

[spacefannumber1]

As if the fact that Bioware gave you the option TWICE to say no, that wasn't warning enough that you were going to be uhh... Fucked, so to speak.

[GuNsBl4ziN]

He died from sex lol

Shepard: "I ain't even mad"

[wm927]

Time for the Illusive Man to open his purse again....

[JBaconBites]

lol so it took a cheap hooker to kill the Shepard and he spent 2 games kicking ass....irony

[Tupolev111]

game over haha

[bloodtimer]

Doesn't matter had sex.

[shiroiodk9]

He died for cumming too hard?! i cant believe this....THIS GAME IS AWESOME!

[DarKouFire]

What a nasty bitch...

[glaxko2]

This was the second most dissapointing moment in the entire series. The only thing more dissapointing is that I can't kill her.

[TiberiusCelsus1]

@glaxko2 Well… yes, you can. Just save Samara instead.

[glaxko2]

@TiberiusCelsus1 yeah but I don't like sumara.

[FinalNinja447]

2 years later after this incident

Miranda -Shepard? Shepard! Shepard your scars arent real yet but you need to get moving

Shepard - Ah. Shit. Well, it was totally worth it!

[JACgaming69]

Shepard: "True Story."

[16thdemon]

she is beautiful, but somehow creepy

[FlyingPaladin617]

GAME OVER!

[LyndaKrios]

Looks like he

(puts glasses on)

died hard.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

[Chrisuperhero]

@LyndaKrios Looks like Shepard

(puts on glasses)

Went out with a bang

[westiemer913]

@Chrisuperhero

Desperate for thumbs up?

[Chrisuperhero]

@westiemer913 Not necessarily.

[jreezy18]

@LyndaKrios Bruce Willis joke.

[andrion95]

shepard: ow, that wasnt bad at all

AI: 'WELCOME TO LAZARUS PROJECT.AGAIN''

[HowlingWolf518]

Only Shepard is epic enough to come and go at the same time...

[crazydavedc]

How would Morinth go about explaining that to the rest of the crew? I mean, she couldn't just leave without anyone noticing, right?

[zapofdeath308]

oh the irony 

[MrDutchguy5000]

Talk about a...

*puts on sunglasses*

mind blow.

YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHH

[1darksoldier]

i choose life anyday

[Ischmac]

well, he actually DID embrace eternity, but was put six feet under for that^^

And later in mass effect3... Galaxy owned by Reapers... again -.-

But hey, shepard got a quite exciting death =)

[ftlgo238]

@Ischmac No, he didn't. Doesn't anyone pay attention to what Samara says?

No, I guess not, since she's dead.

Shepard got nothing but agony and brain death from that meld.

[LupineVolt]

"I think you did the right thing by destroying that Collector base. It was an abomination."

...Look whose talking, missy.

[JTFsingz]

But I helped her kill her mom (DOESNT MATTA HAD SEX!)

She has a alien genetic disorder (DOESNT MATTA HAD SEX!)

She raped a girl on Omega (DOESNT MATTA HAD SEX!)

She killed me (STILL COUNTS!)

[LightDark105]

@JTFsingz I JUST HAD SEEEEX!!

[Eskolol]

Shepard should have worn a tin foil hat.

[Afrothecat]

what the fuck is this?

[michaelR831]

I know a girl like that...

[kissquizify]

doesnt matter had sex

[jobd123]

Death by snu snu!!!

[TheMasd3]

1:11 haha she looked like she just got done suckings his dick hah

[CuBicHexJAxMami]

aids

[1080pQuickscopes]

Remember kids! Safe sex is important!

[SXsoft99]

@1080pQuickscopes its shepards faul he didnt use the necesary protection

[FinalNinja447]

WTF shes like the fucking grudge at 1:29

[TheBigBanDayZan]

I knew there was an avatar porn tape

[Kairac112]

I'd rather plough Liara. Still Asari, Still Blue, Still Alive.

[Thefallenraptor]

wait so if you die here is it game over or?

[eliwar]

@Thefallenraptor yep it game over it not a death that affect the entire game or something

[Jokenx3]

The Cipher did not help

[ikilledyourpuppy]

this is what christians imagine it would be like before marriage yes?

[MarcinDify]

Would it sound improper if I said he just bursted with excitement? 

[RanakaHai]

Mortinth: Embrace eter-

Shepard: Hold on!

*shoots own eyes out*

Shepard: You are fucked

Morinth: Goddamit!

[tccity1]

snu snu!!

[blackswordsman89]

Shepard: She killed me!

Akon: DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX.

[Jhertzog83]

DEATH BY SNU-SNU!

[GhostSnake]

Well it looks like Shepard...

*sunglasses*

...just came and went.

YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

[eclairdavid81]

So,the man who kill reaper,save the humanity of Saren is kill by ... a kiss ?

[AlexFili]

Oh jeez

[ND9559]

Morinth: Embrace Eter-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Shepard: OH SHI-

[camilo101]

@ND9559 You just made my day.

[333hlvevl]

Premature Ejaculation is lethal then!

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

Silly Shepard, whores have deadly diseases.

[theeyeofthestorms]

I dont believe they actually did this. Still glad i took samara though.

[ShiroiLuke]

It's no side effect, she does that deliberately, her expression shows it. Asari slut.

[Muzzly1234]

EPIC ORGASM! :D

[Vetgo21]

Sooo...he died of an orgasm?

Nice. Great way to go

[Griff1357]

pwnd.

[snowninja7842]

Meet Morinth.

If you're an artist and/or unique person, she will make your dick explode.

[MitchTEHguy]

Actually, people are exposed to horrific pain and suffering when they mate with Morinth, not pleasure and ecstasy.

[pmcburn1]

@MitchTEHguy You know from experience?

[blazingedmon]

@MitchTEHguy What's the difference?

[austinthebookworm5]

Death by Snoo Snoo!!

[mpoyrthras]

Well...No such thing as a condom for the brain....

[ThiXtreme1]

So... the entire galaxy is doomed all because Shepard couldn't keep his dick in his pants. *Sigh*

[monstrozzity]

@ThiXtreme1 Sadly, this is how most galaxies end.

[CharmieKid]

"It was an abomination."

LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!!!!!