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  • nazis

  • jump and grab faggot

  • @twelvepack88 a fish stupid ass

  • wtf is a pike!

  • @twelvepack88  really?

  • ...i was promised a pike eating a duck

  • Wow a video about fish turns into a pissing contest between countries, wtf is wrong with people nowadays? I have mates all over the world and been to most countries, they're all cool and interesting, you okes need to grow up - maybe watch less TV and get out more.

  • @sphinxart Your right mate, but every video i watch there is some fucking Yank living in dream land!

  • @sphinxart i just do it cause i like pissing people off XD

  • how the hell does that little fish keep jumping around on the surface. ive never seen anything like that before.

  • Hey dumb duckhunter you need to read your history again, another stupid ass yank talking a pile of shite yet again!

    How did you get on in Vietnam? Oh yeah you lost as you cant fight a war on your own. The only war you won on your own was your cival war, but you also lost that one to!

  • @imxaxmac I am with u i am from america but this "duckhunter" dude is wrong, england was the most powerful during the revolutionary war but they were spread across a world and were waring with the french, if we had not had french help we would not be our own country.

  • shot some trout almost that big bowfishing this summer.

  • @ChaseP11000 hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! first of all trout dont get that big, second you cant bowfish trout their a gamefish so you lie

  • @duckhunter247365 you keep 2 or 3 in a pondwith a hella lotta leeches, toads, and corn in it, they will.

  • betcha that fish hasnt eaten in like a few days...u bettar a let em have dat little fish u used to mess with him

  • fuckin pike -_-, theyre the reason why im scared to swim in merky(dont know if i spelt that right) water

  • @skinheadfred94 Lol u think a pike is going to attack u? Don't be a silly goose

  • @watchmyshoes22 no its not thatm i was swimming in merky water before and i could feel a couple of em simming by my feet and after that i just had a phobia of merky water

  • Would have loved to see the Pike leap out of the water and bite this fool in the balls!

  • Долбоебы, у нас бы выловили сразу, совсем запад с жиру бесится )

  • @roll76rus Наши долбаебы выловили бы точно сразу , а еще бы прошлись электроудочкой там. Ты кстати не один из таких долбаебов?

  • @gfhfyrggh нет, я думал ты далбаеп....

  • Yeah !!!.....those damn fish got FANGS !!!!

  • Playing with pike is funny and all, but its actually a dangerous fish

  • Hey faggot, why don't you stick your dick in there instead?

  • @cobraqueen65 1. Why is he a faggot? 2. Someone already said that, it was the top comment.

  • @TheCheaterFilms 1. Because he is tormenting both of the fish. 2. Who gives of fuck if it's top comment? That doesn't mean I can't say it too. I didn't even fuckin' see it. Freedom of speech, bitch. ;)

  • @cobraqueen65 youre a faggot. you should stick your dick in the water.

  • @TheCheaterFilms Fail comeback, troll.

  • @TheCheaterFilms I'm a female, by the way you dumbshit.

  • @cobraqueen65 false. there are no women on the internet.

  • @TheCheaterFilms Seriously, are you like, fuckin' mentally retarded?

  • @cobraqueen65 No women exist on the internet. You are false advertising.

  • @TheCheaterFilms False advertising? Hahaha, okay. Whatever you believe, little child. You just keep believing them lies mommy and daddy are telling you. ;)

  • @cobraqueen65 Thats not how question marks are used? Fale Advertising. Would you prefer if I explain it to you? False Advertising: "Any advertising or promotion that misrepresents the nature, characteristics, qualities or geographic origin of goods, services or commercial activities" . That is the American definition since im assuming by your ignorance that you are from America.

  • @TheCheaterFilms Haha, your logic is pathetic. Just because I'm an American, I'm ignorant? And your statement is irrelevant. And yes, that is how question marks are used. Don't like how I use them? Come at me bro. ;)

  • @cobraqueen65 False*

  • @cobraqueen65 plus the pike wasnt being tormented, look how fat the thing is. It doesnt look like its been starving lately...

  • watch the next one where the retard puts his hand in the water and gets bit

  • @suzuki400rider my god, you made my day. I would have never seen that otherwise!!

  • @suzuki400rider where is it? lol :D

  • @gruffgruff92 its called "pike attacks man" its on their page or its on the related searches list

  • man fuck playing with it i would jump in after a monster like that wtf man

  • what language is this I can't understand u

  • @highvoltage5056 this is in the netherlands

  • @highvoltage5056 its dutch (amsterdam) weed placeee

  • In Soviet Russia, everyone uses sticks. :P

  • @TheBatterymanAA this in the netherlands

  • very cool

  • I love this vid

  • @hasekg39 of course you do... if you need help ill be there

  • nothing like fishing on the street..

  • should have caught him.

    fishing-for-trout.blogspot.com

  • fishing in the parking lot?

  • Stop fucking around and catch him for dinner!

  • Pike: Fuck meee!!!!

  • Did pike died?

  • lol one stoned fish

  • grote vis jij hebt problem met vis?

  • catch it dont tease it

  • if i was the pike, i would've jumped out and bit your dick off for teasing me that way, RAAAAWWWWRRRRRR

  • thats fukin huge! why didnt u try to catch it?

  • Маньяки блядь!

  • Dios mio lo que hay que ver,última tecñología en caña.

  • get a bigger tank

  • WHAT A GIANT! :D

  • it didnt attack it just got pissed off

  • hobbyless

  • i think familyguy might be mentally retarded. do they even have schools in america? lol

  • @sanctified420 dude you done smoked your damn knee caps off

  • If Africa is so great then stay the he'll over there! Keep America clean

  • @chuckerfarm87 fuck off redneck, the US ain't even yours so shut your dirty crack head mouth up. The US belongs to native Indians. Bitch!

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  • @headstomper17 which comment is true? I don't know which one you're talking about :P

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove Looks like I'm not the only one who thinks you're a douche bag. =)

  • @happyninslave why don't you go bum him then if you're so happy about it

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove I'm too busy doing your mom. Every time she's about to climax I stop. Then I start again. I do this over and over and she loves it!!

  • @happyninslave typical american retard. thanks for adding to the stereotype. all of you are the same, do you actually think that's funny? haha mentally challenged cunt 

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove you cant just place all of them under the same umbrella.. dont you try to be better than him? if you are dont call all of them retards!

  • @johnNYgoesLA the stereotype has just gotten a lot bigger thanks to that guy though

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove yes, its the bad ones who draw the picture for the rest

  • @johnNYgoesLA Hmmm.

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove hmm? ... hmmm...

  • @johnNYgoesLA yes johnny, hmmm

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove ok ok i got it... why do you write hmm with 3 'M'?

  • @johnNYgoesLA to make it seem more intense hmmmmmm, how about that one haha

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove see but the thing is, is that we took this CONTINENT cause we were more powerful then they were back then! and guess what?? we still are lol

  • pike are so agressive!

  • So beautiful! And thank you for uploading! One of my most favorite tasty fish. :}

  • lol het visje leeft nog zielig kk kind

  • i would not mess with a pike

  • @stp65ify then take a hike

  • @stp65ify Cause you're a pussy

  • i do the same thing if i see a bowfin, except i use a rod and reel and a hook on the baitfish

  • thats a big ass pike! nice to see how it reacts

  • what is that YELLOW THING A PARKING BLOCK 

  • this is another kind of fun

  • Ser Cool

  • i want to eat that fish

  • So this is what retards do for fun.

  • bardzo fajny filmik :)

  • Northern European are the dumbest people on earth. And according to their ladies, the men have very tiny weiners.

  • @happyninslave coming from americans who let 2 year olds buy guns

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove let alone african an nation who enslaves 2 year olds to use them. Dumbass. LMAO!!!

  • @happyninslave oh and you would know that how? Are there cameras over there what you are watching 24/7? NO! The funny thing is Africa is a cleaner continent than america. So there you go laugh your ass off at that.

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove "Northern Europe must do more for the world. The United States can't do it all on her own" - United Nations, 2011

  • @happyninslave haha. so funny. what exactly does america contribute to the world other than blood shed and wars?

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove I can answer that question. Last year the United States of America gave 47.7 billion dollars to foreign aid. How much did Skankinavia give?

  • @happyninslave and also last year, america produced 30 million more redneck inbred children because fathers slept with their daughters.....

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove we dont need to give shit to nobody cause were the best country in the world your gonna say the oppisite but before you do think about what country is the only superpower >:D we win no matter what

  • @duckhunter247365 only pussy countries have nuclear weapons because they can't get what they want without threatening a nuclear explosion. oh and by the way here is a list of weak pussy countries just like your faggot country, which sucks middle eastern balls. soviet union/Russian federation UK France China India Pakistan North Korea Israel and there is many more including the gaynited gays of gaymerica. I hope you had a shitty Christmas and I hope you have an even shittier new year.
  • @TheFamilyGuyLove fuck you!! you dirty nigger your gonna end up sucking the balls of America when we fuckin stomp your poor third world country in the thing that you are,SHIT your country is so fuck undereducated to know that there is no soviet union your fuckin sand nigger thats why America, the best country in the world, is the last superpower is your country even close to that?? i think not!! next time learn some fuckin facts before you say shit

  • @duckhunter247365 I'm not black but you inbred rednecks are too retarded to know any different.

    your reply is disgustingly stupid. your dad probably molested you when you were younger and he probably beat the shit out of your dumbass ugly inbred mother to produce such a spastic 'person' like you, you fucking chauvinistic prick.

    i said soviet union/russian federation but your obviously a mentally challenged handicap blind bastard. don't reply back to me because I don't like inbreds you fat cunt

  • @duckhunter247365 thanks for giving americans yet another bad reputation... jackass

  • @duckhunter247365 america is not the best country. England and Britain Are alot more powerful, Your an idiot

  • @Imxaxmac england and britain are the same thing you idiot and if your better than us why arent we still under your control??

    

  • @duckhunter247365 you are under our control. Its called the federal reserve. look at who owns it ... your a fucking mindless prick who has been systematically dumbed down with chlorinated water and by your local media. you are fucked. and the federal reserve is owned by rich european and english banking firms.

    You are so stupid, your whole country is fucked.

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove but America has less poverty cause we dont still have villages we have towns and cities

  • @duckhunter247365 You have lots of poverty dick head open your eyes, your country is fucked!

  • @chainedtoaradiator look at how small your country is... ok now look at how big ours is... ok? now how many nukes would it take to melt your country down into nothingness? who's more powerfull? or how about our hate for your stupid accents? and who gives more money than anyone else to the UN? we do. the fall of the euro mean anything to you? your country is nothing but useless history and statues.

  • @heyyou13579 You dumb fuck were not in the euro, we trade with it just as much as you do! Now lets all laugh at your Dollar, the only thing you export is rap music! As for your nukes yes you would blow our tiny island out the water! But why would you attack the only country that puts up with you? Useless history, well what a stupid thing to say, you would speak french if it was not for us you silly yank fool. Please do your homework before you make silly comments on here!

  • @chainedtoaradiator we dont need anyone to put up with us. we have everything we need without other countries help. name one thing that we need that we dont have here

  • @heyyou13579 A diet plan for a start, a person who knows how to run your country, and a replacement for the Lever brothers. who to be honest have fucked your shallow racist, poverty stricken country up big time, that will do for a start!

  • @chainedtoaradiator

    Hey Fella let me ask ya a question, why the f is ya name chained-to-a-radiator? So what if our country is going threw trouble, what would you do if ya was the president, would you be the next george bush and yes i dont capatilise his name and yes i misspelled that and then some, but i mean cmon fella, im from SC get ya shit together and dont go on hating bout peoples countries, i see to many negative stuff everyday about england, germany, this and that unitedstates, canada

  • @2134Patch Patch your miss understanding where im coming from, America is in the shit the same as most western countries, your the first American to tell the truth, all you hear is how good America is from your fellow Americans, i was just trying to get them to see the truth!

  • @TheFamilyGuyLove your a fuckin idoit you gotta be 18 for long guns and 21 for handguns

  • I was expecting one of them to jump in and wrangle that pike to land.

  • You get anglers a bad name!

  • your really fucking with that fishes head.

  • Mooi gezegd man, idd een heel uitzonderlijke snoek om zuinig op te zijn ,ik geloof nog steeds niet wat ik zie ! ;-)

  • Give these guys a ball of yarn

    they'll stay busy for hours!!

  • i wouldve hit the fish with the stick lol

  • @Holyworms Yea, retards tend to do things like that

  • stop torchering fish please. its not nice. and buy a fishing rod it could realy help your fish catching ability.(this comment was not to be mean) thank you

  • Stick your finger in the water buddy. Let's see what happens.

  • @brookie285 nothing, why would something happen, u act like this is a predator that will attempt to eat a person. im sure people go swimming in this lake and nothing happens. your comment sucks a donkeys nutsack.

  • @3l1t355

    Ok...Well if you stick your finger down there near the pike's mouth and you keep taunting it, it will bite your finger off. I'm not saying pike attack people you fucking retard. But if you taunt it like that and tease it like that, who knows? That would hurt...That's all im saying.

  • @brookie285 a pike wont bite ur finger of. Nor does it attack ppl. however its not common. and they are not tauting the fish. its the fish nature to hunt. they do nothing but help him. pikes is predetors and they hunt for there food. there is absolutly nothing to complain about on this vid.

  • @Cowpow2k Let me clarify this for you....If you hold your hand down there and taunt it with bait like that, it may grab it and if your hand is attached to it, there's no telling what might happen. It probably wouldn't bite off a finger, but it could do serious damage. Just ask someone who has ever been taking a fly or hook from a lure out of a pike's mouth and has gotten bit. It can hurt like a mutherfucker, especially if it's a large fish.

  • @brookie285 Ofc it will bite you if you taunt it. but it will most likely go for the fish instead of humans, a pike can and will attack anything from small fish to a fish there own size. i have been bit by many pikes and it hurts alot, get infected from there teeth etc, still i fish catch and relese for the win. to see some1 say " it might bite ur finger of " for a person that does fish that just sounds hilarious However im no expert of any kind. i been fishing for over 7 years now.

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  • @brookie285 really, fucking retard? over this? wow your really cool, this is a fish, it swims, eats and spawns. it doesnt understand anything other than there is food near it. and people dont get bit, instead of using a pliers like someone who is aware of all the sharp little needles in its mouth they get too close and the fish thrashes. theres a difference, and you make educated guess what will happen, no not unicorns falling from the sky. but lots of cuts on your hand...

  • @brookie285 he does in another video

  • stick their dick instead. more interesting.

  • @kelantansucks I can feel the pain of that from here.........NOT good plan bro.

  • @brookie285 /watch?v=OODv5XQbskY&feature=r­elated

  • wow that pike is huge and if you mess with it and its gonna be ticked

  • fuckin funny video :DDDDD

  • retard,buy

     a rod

  • what r u doing? keep away? generally i like to entice then let em have it

  • heftige lage

  • This isn't funny.

  • @gerbilion Is this internet just for being funny?

  • No.

  • Hurensöhne

  • in soviet russia, fish catch you! (i know they're not fucking russian shut the fuck up)

  • nice sized pike. Looks like a female about ready to lay eggs if it's that close to shore

  • fucktards

  • using a fucking stick buy a real rod

  • TOSSERS!!

  • Why won't u stop teasing it

  • two words...boring losers!

    

  • leute, nicht jeder ist geil auf so einen hecht.

    ist doch mal was anderes oder nicht?

    ausserdem ist das eine Hechtdame, die in der leichzeit ist und Hungrig ist " siehe ihren dicken bauch "

  • A pike THAT close to shore?! I'd fucking try to grab it! lol

  • funny.. ) 

  • i hate your videos they r so fake it makes MJ look white

  • ho brah! put a hook on dat an trow dat back out cahz! cheeee hu!

  • they are not a TOY you scurvy bustard

  • I would try to catch it! CATCH IT!

  • Can see how he got the first name "DICK"

  • fuckin jerks

    

  • Thats a big fish! The Pike was a good size too lol :P

  • id put my hand right in the water and pull that fucker right out