Council - "Commander Shepard. The Reapers are destroying your home world and every renegade action you commited in the past is coming back to bite you in the ass. I hope you're happy with the people you hurt, the lives you took, and the destruction you left in your wake!"
Shepard - "... i don't have time for this."
Council - "You will address the council with the proper respect!"
In all my games I'm totally a saint, except to the counsel, who I cuss out and leave mid conversation at any chance. I even saved them so I could do it again in 2.
@LilAlfiq I was actually a bit surprised by this dialogue. I highly doubt the council would ever save her, under any circumstance. At best, they'd lock her away in the deepest, darkest place they could find, but I still think they'd end her
@DesGardius88 I saved them because, well shit if they do spread so fast, and they where hard as fuck to wipe out the first time, then there should be a whole hell of alot of them to help fight the reapers.
you get in trouble if you let them die...you also get in trouble for allowing them to live? Okay now they're just making up reasons to be mad at shepard for simply doing his job.
@BandDevilDogs Except, if you saved them you might me able to go "Ah yes, 'Reapers'" to the Council in ME3 and watch them get torn apart/turned into a pancake by a Reaper.
@IAmSomeoneOrOther THEY BETTER MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT I WAS GONNA LET THE COUNCIL DIE CUZ OF HIM AND WHEN I COME BACK HE WISE ASSING ME ABOUT REAPERS AH HELL NO IM SO KILLING HIM FIRST CHANCE I GET
That fucking turian is the problem here. The asari and the salarian are actually halfway decent.
But I still have to save them because if I don't, all of the other aliens will get pissed off and I bet it will be a pain in the ass to convince them to help you in Mass Effect 3.
@BandDevilDogs letting them die makes all the races dont trust you thus not many will come save you in ME3 <.< but if i could, i would let the Turians fin for themselves in Me3
@BeastArmorKing I think you can or have to sacrifice one species to save another in certain circumstances. So you may be able to sacrifice the Turians.
Council - "Commander Shepard. The Reapers are destroying your home world and every renegade action you commited in the past is coming back to bite you in the ass. I hope you're happy with the people you hurt, the lives you took, and the destruction you left in your wake!"
Shepard - "... i don't have time for this."
Council - "You will address the council with the proper respect!"
Shepard - "Whoops!"
*Saves the Day*
Grimno 7 hours ago
In all my games I'm totally a saint, except to the counsel, who I cuss out and leave mid conversation at any chance. I even saved them so I could do it again in 2.
thecrazyreviewer 14 hours ago
I wanted a third option. Leave the queen under guard and have the council come decide.
LilAlfiq 1 week ago
@LilAlfiq I was actually a bit surprised by this dialogue. I highly doubt the council would ever save her, under any circumstance. At best, they'd lock her away in the deepest, darkest place they could find, but I still think they'd end her
DesGardius88 5 days ago
@DesGardius88 I saved them because, well shit if they do spread so fast, and they where hard as fuck to wipe out the first time, then there should be a whole hell of alot of them to help fight the reapers.
NATCValhalla 1 day ago
hey Memnon MAN! how do I make THIS Sheppy?
lobofaca707 3 weeks ago
I couldn't let the council die, I mean, THIS IS FUNNY, I wanted this on ME2 as well,
That "A YES, REAPERS" moment was just Priceless, they are the funniest council in the ever... xD
TheBIOPRINCE 1 month ago 4
Maybe he's a very, very distant relative to Morrigan from Dragon Age... He seems to disapprove everything you do.
Commander204 1 month ago
"Ah yes, Rachni, a specis I'd be pissed at you whether you let them live or killed all. We have dismissed that claim."
wikiporno2 1 month ago 2
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BeastArmorKing 1 month ago
BWAHAHA That's it, I'm doing another ME1-2 playthrough
GuyWithPie00 2 months ago
turians : omg shepard you just let the council die
shepard : whoops
jimmckinlay7 2 months ago 7
Lol his WHOOPS is hilarious XD
punn213 2 months ago
Turian Councilor just got burned...
AbominableBunny 3 months ago 9
Renegade Shepard: God among Trolls
SinDawg030 3 months ago 18
you get in trouble if you let them die...you also get in trouble for allowing them to live? Okay now they're just making up reasons to be mad at shepard for simply doing his job.
AgentX7Y 3 months ago
whoops. :)
31n0musik 3 months ago
You humans are all racist!!
iiJuiceB0X 3 months ago 14
just better than ME2. MUCH better.
cero815 3 months ago
somethin tells me you let the council get rectal raped by Sovereign
WatchdogDisciple 4 months ago
finally good looking custom Shepard
miisssiieekk 4 months ago
WHOOPS!
aaaaaaand we're out
punn213 5 months ago 4
*Moon turian Councilor*
th3d3storoy3r 5 months ago
Aaaaand there goes your spectre status
lonesoldier33 5 months ago 16
@SubjectZero75 Lucky you
naierer 5 months ago
Whoops. I loled for about half an hour, and I can't laugh loud, so it was a really hardly hushed laugh and it made me laugh more,.
14tbates 5 months ago
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand were out!
godfighter16 5 months ago
Joker cutting them off at the end is win.
MassEffectFanatic91 6 months ago
Shepard:Counsilor do u take pleasure in second guessing EVRYTHING i fucking do
Turian:Depends on the species..HUMAN
cyclopsdias 6 months ago 6
I love that "Whoops" :D
wootlegion 6 months ago
Wait, so saving them, gets you in trouble. Killing them gets you in trouble. This is exactly why I let the snobs die.
BandDevilDogs 6 months ago 123
@BandDevilDogs thats politics for you.
Pimpmastahanhduece 5 months ago
@BandDevilDogs Except, if you saved them you might me able to go "Ah yes, 'Reapers'" to the Council in ME3 and watch them get torn apart/turned into a pancake by a Reaper.
IAmSomeoneOrOther 3 months ago 6
@IAmSomeoneOrOther It is the only reason i saved their asses, just so i might rub the Reapers in ther smug faces.
Lythrac 2 months ago
@IAmSomeoneOrOther THEY BETTER MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT I WAS GONNA LET THE COUNCIL DIE CUZ OF HIM AND WHEN I COME BACK HE WISE ASSING ME ABOUT REAPERS AH HELL NO IM SO KILLING HIM FIRST CHANCE I GET
Scarbgunner 2 months ago
@BandDevilDogs
I know your comment is old as fuck, but still.
That fucking turian is the problem here. The asari and the salarian are actually halfway decent.
But I still have to save them because if I don't, all of the other aliens will get pissed off and I bet it will be a pain in the ass to convince them to help you in Mass Effect 3.
B9Killer 1 month ago
@B9Killer True true. It would still be a more than satisfactory feeling to watch them explode though.
BandDevilDogs 1 month ago
@BandDevilDogs letting them die makes all the races dont trust you thus not many will come save you in ME3 <.< but if i could, i would let the Turians fin for themselves in Me3
BeastArmorKing 1 month ago
@BeastArmorKing I think you can or have to sacrifice one species to save another in certain circumstances. So you may be able to sacrifice the Turians.
Standuble 1 week ago
You cannot make these lot happy. *Sigh*
Deceptichick7 6 months ago
"Whoops!" *Awesomeface*
nkgLeader 6 months ago
The Turian Councillor is not getting laid, that is why he is so cranky lol
elitesoldier209 7 months ago
He gets pissed if you save them too.
"How many generations until they overrun the galaxy?"
"Three... No, FOUR!"
S1deshowRobP5 7 months ago 142
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@S1deshowRobP5 yeah i like that one...
supervegito2277 2 months ago
@S1deshowRobP5 I think that guy's ALWAYS pissed.
GoblehTheCat 1 month ago
@S1deshowRobP5 DAT REFERENCE
gunman30001 1 month ago
@S1deshowRobP5 "DO YOU THINK THIS A JOKE SHEPARD?"
runefan213 2 weeks ago
"Whoops!"
nemesis3049 7 months ago
That turian guy must have been like OHH IMA SO GONNA KILL THAT HUMAN MUTHA FUCKA
windson7 7 months ago
That "Whoops!" kills me every time.
Arcian 8 months ago