Angry Alligator Snapping Turtle! Nearly bites finger off!!!

[10samm10]

Why do you even keep him if he's so dangerous?

[SanguiniusW40k]

its...RAMMUS !!! :D

[EllipsisGH]

"This is an animal that could take my finger off. I think I'll keep poking it."

[mabinogination]

naaa its fine.... there harmless.... -evil echo laugh in back ground-

[MrATAndreiThomas]

your bowser looks pissed

[MBsaturnus]

such a disgusting, ugly and shitty critters. i HATE snappers, yes my son lost his hand due to them. since that day i always drive over them when i see them on the street, and enjoy the sound of their cracking shitty shells. hehe they are so stupid and hide in their fucking shell when car comes, but car vs shell is clearly 1-0, so fuck you mr. turtle. haha i hate turtle !!!

[BokoNOM]

@MBsaturnus You're sad. I'm glad your son lost his hand, probably deserved it having parents like you.

[MBsaturnus]

@BokoNOM lol funny how you wiegh the life of a human less than that of a turtle. just for you i will torture a snapping turtle extra long^^

[BokoNOM]

@MBsaturnus Nah, not any ordinary human being, just one of which is brought into existence by you.

[MBsaturnus]

@BokoNOM may be you see things different when your child is crippled by one of these beasts when hes just swimming !

[BokoNOM]

@MBsaturnus Nah, I just see things rationally because with your logic, if a human were to harm your son, you'd be going around killing every other human being.

[skeilak]

Snappers: Who says turtles are slow and gentle?

[lightcrusaders]

One day she will break your arm

[andreitatortu]

una tortuga que entretiene !

[MultiClarkKent1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA !! Ohh damn hes quick ! xD

[TheHabuma]

aaaaaawwwwwww cute! 

[TanksTakashki]

lol snappers' truly are the cutest pet turtles you an have X3

[Aviation015]

Wow leave the turtle alone would yea

[MBsaturnus]

@Aviation015 yea right. better sniper them from afar !

[DaRklilskata1712]

Wow 2006

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

That was stupid. You could easily have lost a finger there.

[MBsaturnus]

@MomoTheBellyDancer thats right. next time you should take an axe and chop the turtle from save distance. a healthy smash from a sharpened axe and its shitty shell is utterly useless. hehe

[Portoslug]

Epic turtle is epic!

[TheKatz84]

how old is the turtle?

[RavenFeathers99]

Lol listen to the sound without watching the video. XD

[WungTung]

its like you keep doing that and it bites your foot

[ChibiMooMoo]

c: D'aww so adorable.

[06TurboVtec]

he is so cute XD

[Kurayami111]

aww its so cute! lol

[GHILLIExSnipez]

cute and deadly just like my Ex GF

[haecklers]

I have a baby snapping turtle the size of a quarter

[MBsaturnus]

@haecklers better squish it now before it becomes smoething disgusting and this !!!

[Tyrant9]

@scboxa88 No XD just joking :P.

[MUNKEEDLUFFY6]

@scboxa88 Let me join u as wel. SERIOUSLY??

[Tyrant9]

And who ever said turtles are slow on land....they lied...i tried to do that and i lost a finger...D'X

[Tyrant9]

Oh so this is what Bowser is...A Alligator Snapping Koopa :D

[flappyjockstrap]

will he get any bigger? or will he grow to proportion of his tank, it would be cool to have one as long as they dont grow frigging huge

[biggybg]

put him on a dance mat! Hook him up to a playstation and set a world record :P

[Aikay373]

and thats when he realised, snapping turtles are not for him

[yasinpatel12345]

why would you fuck with that shit?

[xkingxx00]

@yasinpatel12345 ikr..it could take his finger clean off

[schenkyoass]

@xkingxx00 not at that size. wait a little while and it shure would

[TheDarkSinner11]

Turtle-Come at me bro!!!

[TheJeff90210]

That thing is awsome.

[EvilCommunistMuslim5]

Don't get your fingers near that thing! Use a stick instead for crying out loud!

[14gocougs]

Thats be interesting to have one of those as a pet! You'd always have to be on your toes that's for sure..... one miniute you could be on the phone.... and the next you could be trying to resow your toe back on :p

[bassheadray]

lol not all turtels are slow those bitches are mean as fuck

[Knightimex]

Thumbs Up if Teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song instantly pops in your head while watching this.

[Torterra625]

And you OWN this guy?

[ToastyTarget00]

I wonder if he gets some sort of strange sexual thrill from almost getting bitten

[WDFboom]

Theangruturtle show

[SyracusetheShadow]

I like how the title is 'Angry' snapping turtle. I'm not so sure they come in any other mannerism then 'pissed right the hell off'.

Still, he's tiny and adorably dinosaurish.

[T217ER]

thumbs up if you twitched the first time too

[MoeJae86]

And who said turtles were slow?

[TheChefKev]

James Irwin?

...its Steve Irwin !

[CarlitosDK]

Nice 'pet'

[Kaegmucher69]

ITS ANGRY.... *that was close* I'm going to get my stick!

[TheOnlyMiclann]

throw a pokeaball at it, it will stop using quick attack

[pimpin2334]

@TheOnlyMiclann LMMMMMMMAAAAOOOOOOOOO good one

[AssassinSparkzk]

@TheOnlyMiclann pokeball*

[neonk1]

Stop messing with the snapping turtle

[maxlen234]

I thought turtles were slow^^

[kesloyer]

i wonder if t does that if i poke it an 8th time?

[MsOwlcity1]

What kind of person r u??? I wouldn't like to bbe poked on the back either!!!!!!!

[cubsfan01991]

its all fun and games until you're walking around with fingers missing

[charmander4533]

I wish it actually got his finger

[MetaPunkXP]

Has he bitten you so far?

[AmbitiousKissez0423]

can you even pick that thing up to put it back into its cage, cuz it looks like it doesn't even want you touching it

[CaliforniaRaspberry]

thats such a cool animal!!!!!! i want iiiiiiiitttttt

[deafhero]

whoa! i not know it can rotate quicked.

[TheElasticBandJCJC]

How did you get it back in its tank? :P

[avrilrocks11631]

how do you put it in a cage?

[CivicD]

he looks like something from godzilla hahaha

[xeniosaias]

what will you do when it will grow?

[AeroNevin]

WTH??? I thought these things were slow...but this ones a mentalistic Pokemon!

[Discipleofbabylon]

I thought these fucking things were famous for being slow!

[GoThiKChrisTiaN]

STOP FEEDING TURTLES CRACK

[LyleVertigo]

Try poking it with your penis.

[YukonDaniels]

WILD BLASTOISE WHERES MY POKE BALL!?

[PS3gamerguide]

@YukonDaniels its a warturtle you idiot, lol jk

[YukonDaniels]

@PS3gamerguide lol blastoise is better lol

[Fynniann]

Godzilla's sperm..

[poker454]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the james irwin effect. If it don't kill you the first time, keep poking it

[rangerdanger222]

@poker454 Steve Irwin?

[JackSmithPokerSmith]

@poker454 You mean Steve Irwin, the croc hunter. 

[hildegain]

@JackSmithPokerSmith Yeah I saw 'James' and thought "Eh??"

[jrb822]

@poker454 don't you mean STEVE Irwin?

[dilrodz014]

@poker454 *Steve* Irwin?

[staticincanmore]

@poker454

you mean Steve Irwin?

[legalam]

Dude is that your pet?

[ExoMechaLetsPlays]

Bowser Jr. :D

[dwhelan88]

Evil looking cunt.

[rubikskidcube]

lol

[tehqyv]

good luck with the nerve damage his bite will cause if he ever gets the better of you =D

[HazeeFx]

they do this on jackass and it bites chris pontuis' dick :D

[CatBowles]

Dude, are you crazy?

[paleknight1]

Super Evil turtle!

[Primalxbeast]

He's like, What part of leave me the fuck alone do you not understand?

[UniqueMonique513]

For that to be a baby.. its quick...and ugly....Damn

[kevincap13]

do wat mario does grab it by his tail and spin him around.

[cKunke2]

@kevincap13 Hahahahahah

[Biscoid360]

This is so awesome! But, I'm so curious... how'd you get one of these guys, man? They're a threatened species :o

[sgntmills]

@Biscoid360 you can still catch them it's just not often you will see one

males stay in water most of the time so if you do see one it will most likely be a female

[Biscoid360]

@sgntmills Oh cool, thanks for the info, man! :)

[sirvinniegarcia]

t bag it. i dare you

[0ToolingAround0]

he's a mean lil bugger but he's so cute!

[megaboxxx]

BOWSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThatDirtyDogAgain]

"Whoo...Jesus Christ." HAHAHA!

[ahverypro]

DUBSTEP

[SpavVy1993]

wow you must really want to lose a finger don't you?

[abalon13]

ca marche avec des piles atomique cette  bestiole......trop bon...

[Origami45]

Mario vs Baby Bowser!!1

[Z88Ennen]

Rabid Ass Bastard

[Draco10k]

i want my own baby bowser :(

[rikurinsan]

I like turtles

[gow2626]

woow...woow...woow...woow...je­sus christ. why were u still doing it lol

[1001154454]

its like my dog

[UMadOrSomething]

WARCRAFT!

[Marinedude2]

It's fast!

[TheBmxboy1992]

this is why bowser hates mario hewont stop fuking with him

[yummyumms96]

just get your pokedex ot and really find out what it is....gotta catch em all

[MrGekko1212]

Awesome as fuck bro.

[xWeaponMx]

us should have named it razare (from the ninja turtles movies lol)

u also need a fox and name it toka

[luxio8]

is that dry bones dancing

[khgrl12]

Raphael? what the hell happened!?

[ZhadoxFlamez]

This is obviously a next generation ninja turtle.

[naruto977345123]

wild squirtle uses bite!

[VieTRaVeR]

bad ass turtle

[YoSoyJesus]

you will pay for angering the ninja turtle

[Powerbladestar]

cooooool!where did you get that Pokémon?

[supereldinho]

Stupid question:

Why are you keeping it as a pet? Actually, why are you even letting it out when it can bite your finger off? Just asking...

I also had a turtle, but just a plain old lake turtle. Heh, it ate my goldfish once...

[blublast3]

@supereldinho why not? its a cool turtle to play with and they like being on land sometimes instead of 52/24/7 lol

[supereldinho]

@blublast3 OK, I'll admit that. But still, I find it dangerous playing with pets that can easily injure you. But hey, that's just my opinion. Some people like aligator snapping turtles, some like goliath beetles, and much more.

[blublast3]

@supereldinho True. Btw i meant to add " in water" in front of the 52/24/7. My b

[supereldinho]

@blublast3 No sweat.

[Greenplatinum]

Now all we need is some "OOZE" to mutate him and we have Tokka.

[wolfdragga]

turtles are slow my ass

[Whitejade128]

Man, I saw a hugh one of these in the street and not realizing how long its neck was, I picked him up to put him on the side of the road by the back of his shell. He almost got me! They are nasty!

[lucassrocks1]

@Whitejade128 good thing he didnt he would of ate that part off there crazy and strong

[VietChick2000]

that a cool turtle you got there!! and it has a long tail! =D

[ToTirDeKK]

this guy is very easily startled

[Sing989]

Do you want to get bitten or something ?!



[difitzpa]

mutant niga turtle ya

[Noturtype05]

I def blinked on this one...lol

[TheeMikester]

WARTORTLE USED BITE!

IT MISSED!

[Dapplefern1]

At the end; Jesus Christ!

[ajtheghostblood]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE LMMFOA XDXDXDXDXDXD

[titanic98810]

NINJA TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sfsasdg129]

Its so cute

[lyokowarrior500]

Normally, I like turtles.  But seriously, I don't want that near me.

[LordGrayworth]

Gamerah jr.



[dshmechanic]

Do you think Wal-Mart has these for sale?

[jestermoua]

Guy use Poke of Turtle

Attack Blocked

Turtle is Enraged

Turtle use Bite

Attack was Dodge

[MrBlackdemon90]

Hmm... *puts turtle down the front of my pants* see? No pain

[Kn1gHtMaRe00]

Now show it throwing hammers and spitting fire.

[DurtyRocks]

thats fucking sick. ima steal yours

[StretchReality]

damn thats a fast lil bastard aint he? lol

[PoptartFail]

Turtle is doing the twist

[HappyHooker83]

How the fuck you put him back?

[wolffrost]

wait until he grows... he will bite your balls while you are sleeping

[mackgame84]

Yo its jumping

[dcoxen]

STOP POKING HIM

[JayBennett1973]

you should poke at it with your ding dong.

[VValid1991]

WHY DON'T IT JUST HIDE INSIDE AND RUIN THE VIDEO :p

[SuperMotoxracer2950]

anger management issues

[Triforce9426]

Yeah those kinda turtles are pretty mean, and they can easily take off anything that it can bite.

[Ihateirans]

Now that's one pissed off Microwave Snapping Tortoise!

[iloveyoumady]

That thing is so wicked!!!! I want one!

[thecmd316]

i want one and i will name his sqiuishy and he will be mine yes he be my squishy de ba dabby da OW he bit me dame evrything hates me -.-'

[MetroEmoRawr]

It reminds me of Bowser, from Mario Bros.

[RFT15ify]

Poke it with a stick

[Jhouse5051]

those things look evil

[ItsMyPrecious]

Damn nature, you scary!

[MonitorSpiderCichlid]

@ItsMyPrecious Nice comment because i see it everyday on every animal video. thanks for being original.

[Shadowblood66]

@MonitorSpiderCichlid Agreed. The top comments in most similar video's are completely the same. (About Justin beiber, the dislike button, rebecca black, about the top comments themselves, soviet russia, chuck norris) and usually some meme that can be related to the video (It's a turtle? SO I HERD U LIEK TURTLES)

I don't know what's worse ; the people typing those comments, or the people giving them thumbs up. ITS DRIVING ME INSANE

/ Rant

[ZackRyder777]

@ItsMyPrecious haha family guy

[soz4star]

@ItsMyPrecious lool xD

[MrBoelbo]

Fuck you! Place it back in its natural environment and it wont bite you anymore!

[MrGlen707]

@MrBoelbo atleast hes safe and wont die by predators or hunters.. all hes missing is a fuck buddy

[comradet0m]

@thegoldfishshow1 And he will be my squishy?