the REAL penis song

[RCCARCRAZY1]

she really does have camels toe lol

[CaseyControlFreak]

I waited like 4:30 minutes for this to load...

What has my life come to?

[Norpdown]

wtf is she on lsd or wath

[radskat3211]

are you guys drunk?

[oxnardcoxch11]

she must be high as fuck if they were not so hot i would say some thing bad ahaha

[mrgambo22]

She sucks

[ShayShay5049]

its just a joke, dont be hating



[TheGameTurd29]

I think she likes penis

[Ojo7155]

My name is Joe! Either she was talking to me or it was a coincedence! How did she know my name?

[Hellion706]

Well, your chording is sloppy, just like your drippin lips, singing about a member of the snake family miss, Mr penis.. shrivels when he thinks of you. , your only fuckin 14 atleast thats how you look, you couldn't win a talent show and are you fucking cooked, mr penis.. like a turtle hides from you. I am from the band HIM I play guitar well, if you touched my penis I'd ban myself to hell, oh chicha, I thik you are on glue.. so sing this song to yourself and your little bestest friend.

[khill173]

Who cares, u obviously searched this for a jack. So fuck the haters that search penis for a jack and get a song, cuz u's arent gunna get laid if u search this on utube.

[Dynoqwerty]

Thinking of me again? Jk

[huckelbillyadams]

you are obviously high and i saw the hair spray bottle so you must be huffin? but your friend is hot

[G5Vids]

Thumbs Up if you have your ears are hurting so f****** bad...

[7721073]

suck my dick

[AlexaahBang]

bitch !!!

[MUSTSELL100]

these guys parents must be so proud :(

[MrJeanleno]

cute!



[Krypticelement]

u both r obviously full of shit..and my penis is bigger than yours bitch

[mudvayne48]

Eat mine. :))

[spikeb36969]

obviously these teens were drunk

[TheKuwaiti1]

omg omg shut up plzzzz omfg i cant stand the ugly voice the only reason i do watch is to remind me why i dont hang out with retards

[dracoguildleader]

whats the origanal song to this one? i cant remmber for the life of me

[BigMike4848]

she sounds like she is having sex while singin?

[kelly1513kelly]

ŁoŁ xD

[theretard3d]

r u guys high??

[lehmejoun]

i just sent this to your parents on a disc

[Beatport123]

Parents must be so proud!

[FunnyFlashClips]

as long you girls love penises, I love you.

[sugarhighlala1234]

this is wat i would do with my spear time

[JuansaiMS]

Whores...

[TheCyberScrub]

stop using meth

[lynn12346]

People who think this was a writen song..... Just to let you know.... This was an improvise.

[tigrescruzazul2]

WTF i HAVE BEEN DISTURBED BY THIS

[crazymanonweed117]

lesboos they will die for a penis whores

[MrToasties]

maybe if someone jammed a penis in her mouth she wouldn't have to sing in that horrid voice

[courtmasonn]

@MrToasties your so freakin rude!



[theoneandonlysarab]

Ok you're hot, but you can't sing or remember the lyrics, and you got camel toe as many of us pointed out before. And if you like penis so much, make a video of you getting some. Would love to see that. Sincerely some perverted stranger Sara B.

[thcburn420]

lmfao camel toe



[macelweenie]

im pretty sure joe is high and sam is drunk... but i cant really say anything about doing drugs. soooo....

[tehsamuels]

she has camel toe

[jaythekingof]

Am I the only who noticed the camera is between her legs? (Also my names Joe o_O)

[Dille157]

are u looking for an penis?

[spicyxlilxman]

this song is actually pretty well done

[pievs50cal]

0:23 was the best part.

[hcameron66]

>.<

[TheKuwaiti1]

OMFG shut the fuck up plzzzz but ur shes hot ur dumb high and ugly

[miss0pj0me]

what av they been smoking?!

[nickdabeast100]

ill give u mine :D 8=====D\\

[SHAMBLES12341]

pause at 0:51 seconds she had an orgy

[jod125]

u can suk my penis trolololololololo

[TonicGeek]

Of course, you do know that you'll never find a man that will treat you like a REAL human being, right?

[Dracobro26]

ohh my god my name is Joe

[mrlukephair]

shit



[Tonmaitre1]

mange mon penis .

[wcg112795]

HAHAHAHAA STOP AT 0:47 ITS SOOOO FUNNY FACE

[Playlifeaway0]

she is definitely less than sober

[pokemonrules1000]

what the fuck is wrong with you slag

[girsbff12]

Lol, now listen to it at 3:00 in the morn.

[hollybear1960]

naw she looks like 1 of those slutty whit bitches who will do anything just for a penny lol but yea nice fantasies ppl

[DVSRIDER123]

i no the skinny girl is sexy as fuck

[DoYouTrustMe94]

LULZ sounds like you'll never get penis!

[jegzor]

why can't the brunette sing ?

[TheKuwaiti1]

ohh dear god shut the fuck up omfg dont u dare sing omg ur not for singing . but the one with the camera could get a penis and when she does go take a pic but dont fucking sing again

[TheKpopNinja]

A new Taylor Swift? :3

[TheBlackjackbombin]

DIS SHIT SUCKSSSSS

[EpiphoneArchtopLover]

You have a Gibson CJ-185 yet you don't keep it in tune?? Sad.

[mrdjsamm]

cant sing to well and you got a cameltoe.... lush

[TheFootyBeast]

oh dear god... ive been killed by my ears

[relax235]

What are you 14 youve never touched or seen a penis so...

[Sxturn]

No offence but the girl singing couldent evan get penis evan if she had tits like katty perrys.

[TheFergusoncameron]

oh my



[georgiemann]

camel toe lol!

[MrDonneiDarko]

LOLLOOOOOOOOL you girls are OTC.

[magic0tree0magic]

is this 4 real?

[videogamer1010]

It's funneh because it's bad XD

[KIDDSMASH5]

Nawl

[skujic]

am i blind or there is a huge camel toe on guitar playing girl xP

[KKpontalera]

@skujic I can see the hood of an old VW beetle!

[rizonman]

Nice guitar!!

[bob65580]

does ur mother know your singing this!

[xLoveWithZombie]

HAHAHAHA

[MindControl2011]

sexiest guitar...... would rather fuck it then the girl playing it!!!

[Jasonairsoftguy]

ill give penis you`ll never forget

[TheDimensionscape]

They Must have a penis sense they can sing about one.

[ILIKEGRAVY644]

uhm... ..... o.O BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHH!

[starlong]

Fire Water Burn by The Bloodhound Gang anyone?

[lynn12346]

I would so makeout with blondie.

[shaddixluver98]

i think this is funny, and this makes me think of something me and my friend becca would do!! lol

[saintlsuhornet]

fuck that shit yall only can dream

[twisler357]

girl playing the guitar has a camel toe the whole fucking song

[mikeq12321]

u guys r hot

[MROHSHITNIPPLES]

@thesneakyninja0325 I dont think they could make it through three beers...

[bibech04]

why is kesha singing i love pinse i must be drunck again !!!!

[jimmy450killa]

WTF IS THAT CRAP IT MADE MY EYES BURN

[Thesneakyninja0325]

written by two horny girls after 3 beers

[chickennipples101]

She looks like she needs a dildo.

[zombiemuffinsarekool]

Lame

[1997kelsi]

facebook? (:

[JoTown4]

My name is joe! YAY! and i play guitar. lol

[patrickd277]

u dont have a dick so shut up

[lilchilly22]

stupid sluts.

[poks921]

Omg you say guitar like me! And very awkward FYI

[courtneybruceyyyyy15]

what were ya;ll doin with the hair spray doin what i had to do iwth a hornet

[toastywaffles34]

im no a 42 year old who will fuck ur brains out

[StereoLightz]

hey can i fuck you? i get laid with young hot girls

[fearlessgold]

hey blonde girl sam i think you got a camel toe , anyways the other brunette girl post on my page nd i will give u a big penis

[BrettJet13]

the thin one is sexy

[MOOdaMAN5]

Call me ill give u a big penis

[TheTTWP]

you mothrfucker slut bag shit cunt motherfucking nigger dip shit owned u fucking slut whore bitch nigger fucks

[IzzyD4nny]

retard bitches!

[funnydavidable]

lol she has a camel toe

[Raisume24]

TAYLOR SWIFT......ON CRACK. XD

[SolidarityDreamer469]

Too much BLEACH, baby ... Life Law #1 = Can't fix STUPID

[tortor9878]

0:31 ... Shot of toe.

[b0n3rs0upp]

@TheWaffleTom So? Again. They are just teenagers joking around. You're a fucking idiot, bro. It's not like she's trying out for fucking American Idol. She's in her room joking around with her friends. I mean, come one, just the other day my friend took pictures of me eating a burrito and made a whole album dedicated to it on her facebook. What do you have to say to that? I'm a fatass for eating? Grow up.

[lilclowny816]

whores???? tats kinda messed up

[b0n3rs0upp]

Dude. Can you honestly sit there and call them dumb whores for being pretty and writing a song about a penis? Dude. They are teenagers and they were just doing that for shits and giggles. You're all idiots.

[bunnyfart12345]

i hope thoes whores got in trouble u fuckin whores



[heroiclegendxxx]

camel toe fail

[v3showah]

too much E

[devon6111]

fuck joe im better

[iiReliable]

I like your big ass camel toe.

[MOONKey19051994]

heroin or what did you use?

[SweatyHD]

pedos smd!

[OWEND3888]

like if you are also weirdly turned on

[thedragonfarm]

parents!!!!!??????????????????­??

[dd22sharpshooter]

all you people who point out her camel toe are perverts they are 16 not porn stars. and all the comment about how they suck who cares let them do it. bunch of dinguses you all are.

[fuzzybear9021]

wow u guy are shit

u should get a life

and u have a camel toe

nice one retards

[fuzzybear9021]

dumb whores what the fuck

and u have a camel toe

fail



[Aussieboy8]

At least if you have a penis we wouldn't be laughing at your camel toe!

[AsianBlazenTV]

the fu--

[DJausticker]

the song is perfect

[CallumCD]

CAMEL TOE !!! hahaha

[chickensupdude]

The skinnier girl , when u hit 18 post on my page , ill come to fuck the living juice out of you XD

[AsianBlazenTV]

@chickensupdude :3

[sbeer6er]

@chickensupdude lol, I should think that's sick....

[chickensupdude]

@sbeer6er i know but in todays days/// now adays.... people seem to lose their morality and just FUCK the living juice out of eachother on the first night they meet

[ghostbuster9100]

you want a penis? open them nice legs up a little more and ill give you one

[bigbear1441]

this is fucked lol

[ZammyIsUrGod]

Someone is a little high.

[killerhawt123]

wait till you are 5 years older, then you will love my penis

[TANODRODCOD]

hows it crackin? who is this bitch?

[sumerijah]

Woah, the first 3 seconds I thought the blond girl was Sam from iCarly :O

[MrCitrusfrugt]

This is so dumb...

[randomwhiteg]

I wish to have these girls nu/\/\bers..

[assassin2560]

High. As. Fuck.

[DarkSin6387]

the chick at 0:13 is hot

[xxKillerMillerxx1]

they're obviously high

[loverofpie32]

@xxKillerMillerxx1 yea the aerosol can gave it away

[TheShawnWhite]

maybe a lil less tighter pair of shorts lol

[3636Drew]

I get the hunch there nymphos.....or high.

[Ingodspantswetrust]

was that a cheese grader in her mouth?

[manstie]

is this an attempt to rid her life of the ridicule she gets at school about her supposid lesbian activity?

[emokittenroxx]

cameltoe+drugs+bimbos= this faggot ass song.

[DawnRay2173]

from 0:32 you can see a really nice view of her slit.. haha

[RaAussieYY]

Are they high in something?...dope...crack?LOL

[SPLITSECONDproduct]

i fucking click on this video to see....well..... a video.....all i see is two chicks making noise, fucking youtube.

[thedustinhilton]

ok great vid for real!!! preaty comical and original i like that. but guitar wise u shld get a electric turn on the distortion tune to drop d and THRASH and do this song that way and record it and upload it just for shits and giggles it wld actualy be funny to see oh and note head banging wld be funny to go along with that but dnt hit ur head on the guitar it dnt feel good.

[brokenboneswiss]

Holy crap u guys r so friken HOT and u sing about penis what more could a guy want?!

[jalmeidascp]

she has 1

[killerbean158]

thats fucked up

[alex2003991]

shes had lots of penis' since this song.. i'm sure.

[10PopeNYoung]

If you want penis I can help you out

[Dogopalui]

She sang like her mouth is full of penis.....hahahaha

[Samjazshaeandkt]

my name is sam 2 !!! HAHA