Black Discipline - Aries Spears - Comedy Time

[simplysexii11]

I didn't like the crowd

[miguela22]

Horrible crowd...holy!!

[KingB704]

"Waiiit in the waaataahhh" lmao

[damon691104]

Yeah, this crowd sucks. Aries killed it. 

[wafeman17]

weak crowd

[theblackplauge666]

funny story i was getting a ride home from school by my friends dad and he was yelling at him for failing science when he was done my friend looked at his dad and said "dad you are a shit faced cock master" and i just stared at his dad who began to laugh i am a 15 year old black kid so i expected his dad to stop the car and slap THESHIT out of him but he did not which left me very puzzled whats up with that white people?

[lora5627]

@theblackplauge666 omg.. I'm white but if I did that my dad would grab a kalashnikov and use it:P but I'm russian not american maybe that's the difference lol

[hiphopgrind1]

haha master!

[syddiallo]

i like the opening music, i wish it was longer

[MrSidewinder15]

I like black people that i can understand!!



[sikwitit72491]

Aries is funny as fuck but he recycles his jokes way to much

[kablamo9999]

Good thing violence against kids is against the law nowadays.

[OreoAnne]

@kablamo9999 BAHAHAHAHAHA. ..against the law? u think my hispanic parents care about the law? LAWL

[KilluminatiSoldier45]

@OreoAnne haha right?

[jennylover456]

thumbs up if u remember him from MADTV

[FrettingCajarot]

@ThirdRAILKink There's many types of punishment, you're casting them all under the same light. Kids could be in a home where they know they're loved and be spanked, mostly as long as the parent doesn't do it with anger. It all depends on who you grow up to be, and that's hard to determine because you can't follow a person around and see how getting hit when they were a kid affected them. Just because something is written on paper or on wikipedia doesn't mean it's right. You moron.

[Nadesiko85]

Latin parents are like that too! "This is your space" "Right to privacy" My mom would have wup my ass if I said those things to her when I was a kid. As far as my parents went, I should be thankful they feed me lol

[neonmangos1]

anyone sick of seeing these stealing dogs!?

[ibetnotthisone]

i laughed so hard i cried!!!

[Soulja4islam]

lmao @ my parents they good black folk hahahahahhahaa omfg!

[thatgurlwendi]

lmfao this made my day, they give me food, they give me sleeps lmfao

[NiceyRenee717]

@thatgurlwendi  Omg YES!!! lol

[taniadelgado11552]

Funny ass shit!! x)

[MeestaBojangles]

Everyone loves him for his impressions of celebrities, but I personally think his best impressions are that of a regular white person!

[MrGhostheart013]

lol "they gives me food they gives me sleeps" lmao

 classic

[ButterflyDasie]

LOL FUNNY

[lillilpoki]

LMFAO dude too funny XD

[sierradelta21]

yous gon gets mees in troubles



[iTzeXile13]

love his jacket :D

[truebeliever786]

Man, that's fucking funny shiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!

[Gororz]

omg the audience sucked ass.... i wish i was there... i would be roooollllllin

[TRITISHA]

Yeahh, the audience really does suck, & he kill't it too... I'd of been rollin'!

[mrtundra45]

is it just me or am i on the internet?

[57worldwide]

@mrtundra45 You posted the comment whilst using a computer, the computer was connected to the internet, you technically weren't physically on the internet.

[PaladinMark]

He can sing!

[uniquelakeria]

the audience HAD to be white cuz black folks woulda showed out wit the whole momma bustin into the room thing

[rastaxp]

Aries knows how to talk white... I know alotta white peeps talking like that.

[TheLCloo56]

why is tha audience not laughing more!! i am LOL-ing xD

[mythileo]

wade in tha watuh!!! wade in tha watud chiiilldren! haha this dude is hilarious!!

[KEEPitGREEN4201]

i seen like five of his stand ups online and on hbo and he repeats alot or most of his jokes hes suckes ass just has famous friends

[richmondyayarea]

@KEEPitGREEN4201 no hes funny, he just need to come up with new stuff before people stop liking him

[jobha1]

Shitty Audience #ThatsAll

[yung0385]

crowd definitely sucked...Aries is superb..although he repeats alot of his material..

[barberbeau]

That crowd was awful. This is Aries fucking Spears. Great material.

[ddenniszzz]

hes the mad tv guy?

[judopathoftruth]

Arab parents are like this too.

[MrBuckbuck92]

he gained mad weight

[NoHeartNoLove11]

the audience are probably middle aged white ppl who's ancestors earned slaves so they took that part to heart i guess

[BrotherChimaobi]

@NoHeartNoLove11 lol, that was a hard real-talk comment.

[hairspeaks]

lol

[GPSD]

just jacked russel peters skit, somebody gonna get hurt real bad! except it SUCKED!

[kashi54]

mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmm Oh Lord Lord Lord

lol

[sungyultaylor]

Hahahaha, the slave part was halarious. Aries is the man!

[MrsAN6ELINA]

Officially mah fav Comedian ! But yup the audience hella sucks !

[BigBtop]

"you get from round here with that foolishness, get from here"

[KrayzieB0ne3]

yoo arie spears is a fool for dis hahaah

[ObsidianGold]

lol 3 years ago i woulda chased you down da street and punched you in da spleen

[toblikehim40]

LOL" your space"

[iruskas]

"I peed a little bit " :)))

[sdeschanel1]

Perfect!

[zakattack35]

best comic/rapper

[mothafraker]

Yup, I've noticed its' us whites that always have all this high minded 'I'm not going to spank my kids' crap. Thank God my parents didn't think that way. Never got beaten, but I got woopins when I earned 'em

[uahow23]

@mothafraker thats considered child abuse nowadays

[57worldwide]

@mothafraker You should see New Zealand. They passed a law which took away parents rights to beat their children to death. The law was changed so if people killed their children, they couldn't use an argument of 'I was giving them discipline.'

So many people got upset, the law was repealed. New Zealand still has one of the highest rates of child deaths in the developed world, as the result of their parents over-disciplinary actions.

[ImDaRealPlaya]

@mothafraker me dont think that way either lol, my mom has no problem slappin the shit out me

[xNADSx08]

BAD CROWD

[fulforddude]

hes on snl or madtv, forget wich one but hes gotten big over time

[mothafraker]

@fulforddude It was Madtv

[sunshinegirl833]

MY MAMA DOES THAT TO MY BRO

[shellz12589]

i love aries but its seems as if everytime i see his standup he does the same routine of the white friend his mother bit. and if not then he is doing the voice impersanations of jayz snoop dog, dmx etc. i think he is funny but i would love to see some new material

[customcartoons]

luv the white guy voice: "Dude, what tha hehll..." XD

[ottodob]

white audience

[TooGoldForThisShit]

Audience was shit!

[Kizzykazzy1410]

its becuase the audience r all white

[TimUkulele]

maybe the shit he said about the black slaves was not cool. so the crowd didn't dig him

[rmbb10]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheOnlyBraveHeart85]

we need to see more Videos for Aries Spears !!! like this Ice house stand up ... we need to see it Full !!! if u can ... thank u

[imqtkd]

the way he delivers his stories is the best

[mike170tube]

i was skeptical when i first read the comments..but yea....barely anyone in the crowd...shit crowd

[jaybrick8920]

damn he gota tough crowd lol 

[SweetWhiskerz]

its the microphone.....its focused on Aries voice.....that happens a lot with stand-up recordings

[soareadrian10]

awesome... stupid crowd..

[leeeennaa007]

why isnt anyone laughing this shit is fucking hilarious hahahahahaha

[StackinItToThaMoon]

Lmfao i laughed my ass off when he said "You get way from round here with that follishness,GET FROM HEA" Rofl

[lilMP23]

"GET FROM HEA" lol

[lilMP23]

lol my white friend uze 2 say shit like dat 2 lmao

[prayerBLANKinfinity]

HA! so funny~

and his name is so awsome D:<

i'm an aries x'DDD

[YoungTeezi]

O Lawwwwd Lawwwd lol

[lambz]

ARIES SPEARS!! SUCH A BIG FAN!! WAITING FOR U TO COME BACK TO PRIME TIME BABY!! DIS CROWD DON'T KNOW FUNNY!!!

[GodsBlessed1995]

this is true!!

[nightwolf137]

"I'm not gonna lie, I peed a little bit" HAHAHA!

[kawaiichiicka]

LMFAO! :'D

[MsRitabrown]

This was real funny. My mom disciplines that way to me and other people. Like the impersonation too.

[willbill808]

Im white and my mom did that shit haha

[jilliancnow23]

@willbill808 Yeah my mom did worse....it ain't skin color, it's moms. haha

[CARLOSx305]

omg i only heard lyk 5 ppl laughing !! lol thats funny

[MrJam45]

yo man is funny as hell go head aries

[Meeyoh]

that rly is a shit crowd...

[kirakillskillers]

It's funny cause it's true...

[MsDareToDream09]

tough crowd. great set! he looks familiar......

[ashthegreat]

Russel Peters had a similar joke lol.

[killerclam57]

he real funny but he use the same jokes alot.

[BoyJewish]

Does he have a black eye? The left one.

[knhug1]

way to steal an ol school eddie murphy bit.

[FlowerRFabulous]

lol tank you :)

- mike tyson

[ozone602]

now this is hilarious!!!

[deucethemenace]

THE CROWD IS LAME

[rocky2k5]

@deucethemenace your absolutely right the crowd is lame this dude is funny as hell I love his style of comedy

[INSIDERPRODUCTS]

omg..try me boy......try me boy........

looooooooooool

[sofakingcrazy]

They probably wasn't laughing because he has told these jokes since the 90s a million fucking times. The same jokes over and over.

[streethustla24]

@sofakingcrazy and we still laughin nigga

[sofakingcrazy]

@streethustla24 Lame

[brekybre]

i noee! this was halrious!

[Ryancuasay]

original!

[mascorpian]

that had me in stitches true the crowd was weak

[Ivan951]

heard it too many times

[xmanhall360]

nah i didn't laugh that much. probably would if i was their. but Chris rock vids make me fall of my seat!

[xo0WontKillMe0ox]

lmaoo...tough crowd :| i wouldve been dying lol

[blackbarbieprincess]

wow small crowd i guess...it was really funny though wish is was a better audience

[scarface1marecone]

hahah fkn mad

[PacifyYourLife]

tough crowd....

[antzboi916]

hahhahahhahhahahhahhahhahaha

[mzminime0123]

is it just me or does this audience friggin suck?

[ltuomela]

@mzminime0123 well the white/black comparison shit is wore out ya know..it was wore out long time ago..Eddie Murphy and Richard prior and them did that,its time to move on...

[blazinspeed23]

@mzminime0123  Its probably a little crowd

[drunkclown91]

@mzminime0123 yea they did suck

[xo0bella0ox]

he can sing xD hes so awesomee :P

[Scarface3028]

is it just me or Aries can really sing?

[xsploitedsecurity]

@Scarface3028

He used to be in the church choir.

[FuckTheYurie]

@Scarface3028 ofcorse he can , hes black

[parradise1]

lol perfectttt

[ni3cy14]

*LOL DIS FUNNY AS SH!T*

[Crs001]

haha he was like dude what the hell?

[journalism101]

He's good but his schtick and his best humor is his impersonations. Without impersonations, he's mediocre. He did Mike Tyson to a T but that cipher he did w/ Jay-Z, LL, and DMX was amazing. Stick to impersonation, leave original material to the real comics and stop judging comedy shows being an emotional Simon Cowell.

[GAMEZxGRINDCOREFTW]

haha i would piss myself so if mike tyson was gettting mad at me

[deadkennedysfan]

Probably why the black community has its problems. Whooping kids fucks them up, especially if the father is absent, which unfortunately is all too common.

[IxSkatexEnjoi]

@deadkennedysfan r u retarded? That doesn't happen and if it does most likely it happens to the kids that rebel. The kids that are gang related and are into drugs.

[deadkennedysfan]

But why are they into gangs and drugs in the first place? Being brought up in a dysfunctional household.

[IxSkatexEnjoi]

@deadkennedysfan naw man bc the people they hang out with are into gangs. Its not always the family but their surroundings. I mean most kids hide their life from their parents no matter if their parents are good or not. So when you go to school and all ur friends are in gangs and what not you tend to follow into that path.

[Kainthemain]

say what you want about Tyson, but he is by far one of the best boxers in the history of boxing.

[fadfskfsk]

holy crap that last spart actually sounded scary. Just imagine being in that spot yourself. God.

[FUl0VECk]

the crowd sucks! this guy is hilarious

[josehero]

this dude gots talent fo sho

[Afr0Afr0]

if you dont find this funny GTFO! no body gives a shit about your opinion...

[benhughes13]

why don't we lock you in a box for the rest of your life, occaisionally beat the shit out of you, make you work for literally nothing and repeat this process for 400 years. Then we can see see if your ancestors want to 'get over' it without so much as a real appology or any reperations. I feel sorry for you, you lack an education

[EHNZROCKSLUTS]

so you make a big joke about it and impersonate your ancestors? Thats fucked up LOL. Aries spears GOOD JOB!!

[Jaylon25]

Ahh watever dude, No u cant stereotype a *WHOLE* race but thats where the comedy lies & who cares who he knows, stop making it personal and laugh at the Damn jokes!

[ALWAYSHATEDON100]

LMFAOOO !!!

[philipengi]

yous gon get mes in troubles... :-D

[patriciaegan2772]

my bro jsut showed me this guy and mike tyson tehe

[rhoadsofoz]

Was this guy at a funeral? this crowd is so quiet, and timid. I was laughing so hard the first time i watched this i almost cried. There are only 5 or 6 people laughing.

[EnemyofMankind503]

Mostly white people were there

[mrpropoganda01]

@ tal/req Yeah crowd is fucking terrible!

[halliezmandy]

the other way around. Thats why most caucasians act nice in public and don't get yelled at or spanked when they're buds are over but they get beaten alot when they're friends are gone. Whether they get beaten with a belt, fist, paddle, baseball bat or a shoe. I know because I have caucasians in my family that do that

[antwanette2008]

@halliezmandy that really sucks i believe in discippline bt only to a certain limit i dnt thnk u shood beat your children wit shoes brooms baseball bats or even yo fists its nt right in my opinion

[hoonmaster]

Wait. Aint this the fool who got boo'd off stage on that other vid?

[talhahn]

you aint kidding.... crowd fuckn sucks

[Reqrezentin]

The crowd is worthless.

[Reqrezentin]

"Dude, this is your space, this is your area.."

[K5GIXX]

hahahahahahahahaahaha hella cryin off that lol "Dude, this is your space"

[salahaddin2009]

Man lol...Mike Tyson must of been pissed.

[MrHumble11]

WHY DID HE COPY RUSSELL PETER'S !!!

[oevos]

@MrHumble11 aries did this wayyyyyyyyy befor russel did,, get ur fackts 2gether

[MrHumble11]

@oevos show me proof n not youtube upload dates.

[boxershortser]

@MrHumble11 agreed!