Schmucks of War: Episode 2 "It's Jesus!!!"

[JMLJ133]

...Turn on Transcribe Audio, and go to 2:29...

[JMLJ133]

@JMLJ133 2:26, not 2:29 .

[xxBeserkererxzy]

Wait could you do this with gears of war 3 to? they have more locusts and weapsons and btw i love this and spartans vs beanies man there hilarious

[JSchaefer93]

And 5:20 is my favorite scene.

[JSchaefer93]

well, 5:19 @JSchaefer93

[JSchaefer93]

BAHAHAHAHA MY LAST NAMES SCHAEFER. 

[Snowbordr8705]

@JSchaefer93 haha nice.

[Empra1911]

i just saw the comments for the machinima upload and ppl are all like " durr the voice acting for the humans is gay hurrr" probably beacause its only like 5 guys doing the voices

[1bigbottom]

why did machinima repost this series to thier channel nick?

[Snowbordr8705]

@1bigbottom because i uploaded it to machinima and they posted it on their channel. They didn't post anymore though because a lot of people on their channel thought it was "gay" since it WASN"T a halo 3 machinima. They kept telling me it was stupid to make a gears machinima since digitalph33r said not to... Which to me seems a bit childish, to NOT do something because some guy who makes shitty machinima says not to.

[1bigbottom]

@Snowbordr8705

i wouldnt say shitty but meh

[iislingshotx]

"what thinks your man enough to be a cog?"

[masterpengun]

Witch gears of war is this 1 or 2?

[MrMeedies]

omfg, now i nned 9 bullets. dislikes should be all kills for me!

[12kokook]

dude this rules=D!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LEGOnDSfan100]

its the lord jesus christ!!! im coming lord!! kaboooooooooMMMMMMMM!!! THATS SO FUNNY!!

[nickylem3]

Dude I practically shit myself ...Great job man !!@!!!

[Snowbordr8705]

@nickylem3 thanks a lot! spread the word! :D

[nickylem3]

@Snowbordr8705 Sure no problem !

[MrMeedies]

you and your crew are funny

[Snowbordr8705]

@MrMeedies lol thanks man

[kelvinlcs]

yeah and i ate and gve the other ducks in the water.lol

[h8tenonyou]

take me jesus sbakjhfdkbhaksldbhfabhksd!!

[KaayODave]

Dooooooood when's season two coming ooooooooouut!!!

[MrRagingThunda]

I Shat myself laughing at 1:13 to 1:16 Good work bro

[Snowbordr8705]

@MrRagingThunda thanks a lot man!! :)

[FlamingKiller]

@Snowbordr8705 You have something against President Bush?

[masterpengun]

@FlamingKiller yeah he was a bitch ass and no one but dumb ass idiots liked him

[adio1209]

lololololololololol

[97DeadPool]

i really like these videos

[nifepartie]

atreyu sucks. they yell will a really weird voice, sounds rediculous.

sting is awesome.

[LambentSkorgeGlows]

wow u guys made me want 2 write a skit 4 this game ^^ so ill work on it hopefully it will be awesome like urs

[Raven69XXXX]

omg this shit is awesome 5/5 and another 10/10 for good taste in music ^_^ Atreu

[Snowbordr8705]

haha thanks!

[NLM98]

where is season 2!!!

[pwner444]

lemonade :D

[Snowbordr8705]

we are...we are having trouble getting together to write scripts. :(

[jhanboy33]

hilarious

[Snowbordr8705]

thanks a lot!

[Smuck3rzOriginal365]

Wow.....This show is crazy funny!!..lol

[Battossai3000]

some voices sucked...and atreyu sucks...but i liked how u guys killed the lemonade stand guy funny...favorite!

[Luffy297]

this show is awesome it's like red vs blue but for gears of war

[Snowbordr8705]

wow, thanks a lot! season 2 is coming this fall and is far better

[KrazyArbiter]

No shafer, don't do it! it's not jesus it's a fucking beam of hot plasma from the sky!

Take me with you, Jesus! hilarious! great show.

[HoloTag]

That Gear is really Gay!!!!!!!

[vIBelial]

take me jesus lol

[MastorQueeff]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololol

[StrangerDanger1429]

lol " I have melted a virgin with it"

[Gefilta]

I have no idea about this game or whatever it is but this is f'n funny. Yup I searched for 'schmucks'

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

why is episode 1 added in 2008 and episode 2 in 2007

[Snowbordr8705]

because episode 1 was TERRIBLE and we needed to RE-Edit some scenes because the voice syncing was fucking HORRIFIC. it's still not NEARLY as good as season 2, but it is WAY better than the old version of episode 1.

[kronoz1995]

do u have any idea wen season 2 mite come out...

[Snowbordr8705]

this summer for sure.

for the love of God, Why doesn't ANYONE go to the website we have!? we have all updates about videos there, but people just totally ignore it and ask me instead.

[Shaxm]

i like this show kus snowbordr8705 but the cogs never kill a locust

[darthstewie77]

i melted a vergin lol

[ShadowDemon1347]

lol xD "i say we sacrifice a virgin" "you....are weird.."

[JamOneSeven]

he is werid

[DarkXSoul124]

1:14 Is Hilarious

[DarkXSoul124]

1:14 LOL The Waited In The Alley Then They Jumped Him The Funniest Part

[rockstar552]

4:15 but he said to get hit by lighting! what did i do?!

[TPSGeeek]

I think RAAM is the coolest 1:22

[blackyonbi]

its obiusly a toaster¡¡¡¡¡

[manopopsit]

wow...qualitys way better in 2nd one then 1st one...But great vids, there rly cool

[XboxMaster45]

thats really awesome i play a lot of gears of war and watch a lot of videos and i think yours is one of the best

[Erididanus]

having just started wathcing this series, i was pleasantly suprised.

Usually Gears of War machinimas are terrible (the game isn't designed for them) but you did a good job.

The quality isn't great, but its funny. And in the end, isn't that all that matters?!

Great work with the randomization. If a series has a plot, I noticed, it gets corrupted pretty quick. Better sticking to random scenes not connected to eathother.

9/10

Great work/

[seahawkfan99]

can anyone find episode one?

[weirdbunny101]

yeah but they remade it

[tater7123]

yo wat map is that?????

[tater7123]

hey wat map is that on that video

[Bao101]

map is fuel depot (reply to tater7123)

[Weigh2Go96]

FUNNY!!!!

[himan6153]

wheres episode one

[AmNoSuperman]

the "gay" guys speech was funny

[HeavyfiregruntCP]

EPIC FUCKING WIN! Oh and where is episode 1?

[TriGurHaPpY]

Nice but yall need to work on your voice overs :)

[Snowbordr8705]

we know man, it gets a little better in season 1 in the next few episodes...and season 2 has MUCH better acting but is still in progress and delayed due to many technical issues with our tv tuner.

[RockPlaylist]

"It works! It works! I just killed a VIRGIN!"

Priceless moment right there, good job for finding a way around the default 3rd person btw.

[dirtdude59]

where is episode 1????????????????

[darkesthour117]

hilarious

[Edward9630]

this is really funny

[FloatyPineapple]

Where the heck is episode 1 XD

[OzuofWoW]

Why else would you get a medal? You suck dick.

[Harbinger930417]

the funny thing is that the when the COG said "if i'm lying then lightning strike me dead," the hammer of dawn is the lightning and since he's dead he must be lying lol. ur jokes in this machinima r funny snowboardr. keep it up.

[Snowbordr8705]

thanks so much!

[insanepeng]

keep it up

[daken000]

lol "its not jeuses its a fing beam of hot plasma"

the guy dies

"sweet jesus"

[TwilightLink98]

How do you make their mouth and head move so good when you talk?

[chiackproductions]

ahh, the syncing on the first one wasnt bad.

the first episode was really funny tho, i dont think you should remake it

[Snowbordr8705]

we are because it seems "racist" also. when we are not in any form racist, we just saw it as a racist guy getting mowed down by guns...not a black guy. yanno?

[chiackproductions]

i see..

[xBODxLeGeNd]

is tihs the first episode? wheres episode 1?

[Snowbordr8705]

i am remaking it because the voice syncing was WAY off

[Fall3nAng3ls]

oh ok kool i was like were is the first too?

[ZeroXOnyx]

sam its on the website

[SamMart13]

were is episode 1 some1 tell me

[raz177]

did you make this using system link or xbox live?

[damon3011]

i think he said xboxlive

[dimondzero]

Its nice but i agree with digitalph33r they dont seem to work. No offense best ive seen.

[Snowbordr8705]

wait til you see the new stuff....thats all I am saying. stay tuned k? you will like it. voice syncing is AT LEAST 400% better.

[eninco242]

go say bye to your loved ones

god damn it!

[yellowfishstick]

OMG were burning alive!

[yellowfishstick]

can you put the names of the characters in the description cos I only know the arnie guy

[Snowbordr8705]

satchmo is the theron guard.

arnie is the leader with the ammo belt

shaggy is the sniper with goggles, and without goggles in the later episodes,

and zorak is the goth-locust.

Humans-

deperto is baird

Smith is the asain guy always getting sterotyped

martienez is the stereotypical mexican

OH, and the human who thinnks he is a locust is Mako

[yellowfishstick]

cheers

[Tatertot300spartans]

"wait i thought it was a lemonade stand-- YAAGHHH!" then he gets gang banged by locust lawlz XD and by gang bangedi mean PWNT!!!!

[tubuvluv]

you guys are doing good with the voice, i love the lemonade part when he walks around the box an gets beat

[tubuvluv]

TAKE ME JESUS

dude your a genius! is there ep 1

[moverchuke]

hey just got the time to watch number one its awesome u shud put it on here its great

[Snowbordr8705]

I HATe the voice syncing. I want to remake it before I put it on here. but thanks for the support. you rock man. :)

[moverchuke]

hey just got the time to watch number one its awesome u shud put it on here its great

[moverchuke]

awesome video dude when will there be a season 2 and what is ur website named

cant wait till gears 2 this november

[Grecian92]

The voice acting could be better but other than that funny as shit

[Mako918]

"you asshole..." yeah... srsly. wtf kind of an asshole feeds ducks. *shakes head* U_U...

[Killz0neR12]

take me jesus!

[noobie0003]

i love how they talked, they moved their head once, then u rewinded and played it over and over.

[greatestali3]

its a fucking beam of hot plasma lol

[MFproductionsss]

okay thanks

[MFproductionsss]

where is episode 1?

[Snowbordr8705]

it is not that good because we were just learning how to do the voice syncing, so I took it off. it is on our website for download...but it is only there.

[braetar]

English people don't sound like that I should know I'm english!!!!!!

Either way it's funny!!!!!!!!!

[Snowbordr8705]

yeah, we was just "fancy" not necessarily english. I am glad you liked it though. :D

[footrot007]

dude you got give me ur name on xbox live if u have

[shiskobab]

cool, how did u get the mouth movements so good-u just shoot em and loop it?

[Snowbordr8705]

lol yup. glad you like it. a lot of people didn't appreciate the TREMENDOUS amount of work that went into doing that. it is much harder than you would think.

[shiskobab]

yer man im creating 1 at the moment ive created 10 episodes in script form but we we just nod heads up and down lol

[LtPink]

Love The English guy

[skullcrusher25aa]

take me jesus!!lol fukin funny shit!!!!!!!!!!lol

[Seanster1992]

this looks like gears of war dude this an awsome video

[SpartanO43]

It is, I'm pretty sure.

[gogleman374]

Wow These Things are Getting Pumped out the ass.

[dark320]

omg rofl