Frankie Boyle's Best Scenes We'd Like To See Quote

[CesarLaser]

He just makes me so happy.

[ArranMason]

the best Frankie Boyle joke in my opinion is..

topic - bad things for a teacher to say.

"Are you chewing boy? This is the worst blowjob I've had all day!"

had me laughing for so long!

[machinehead891]

TECHNO VIKING GO!!!

[randomface54]

I suspect that the 7 people who disliked this video are rugby players previously unaware that Frankie knew what was going on in the changing room.

[uberglocken]

@randomface54 I reckon gavin henson had his dislike button on turbo when he voted.  !

[ZenPsyko]

I may not have understood all of it (I'm american), but it was funny as shit

[japanchester123]

@Bogwafflegig suck on my forskin

[14RockLobster14]

You've gotta love him! 

[PotaterFilms]

I find that "part" true.

[05mchughb]

@Bogwafflegig No, he's evidently funny based on how popular he is, your sense of humor simply isn't tailored to his form of comedy. Sorry to drop a bomb on your point there

[jackcoglin]

@Bogwafflegig YOU BASTARD

[GrAnTAiCh3]

Ur shit sharpoon

[BlownByBlitz]

love it!

[doobeedoobeedooo]

my word where does he come up with this shit.....whoever made up " scenes we'd like to see " is a genius it brings out the best in frankie or arguably the worst =D

[sultanofsick]

@doobeedoobeedooo

it's essentially the same thing as "scenes from a hat" from Whose Line Is It Anyway?

[craziepopz]

haha i remember watching this for the first time on tv, i absolutley pissed myself laughing! xD

cheers matee :)

[OhMyStuff]

What's wrong with people? I just want to watch awesome Frankie Boyle clips. Nice one for uploading!

[05mchughb]

my pleasure

[sum182wrestling]

That is what actualy happens at rugby matches.

[Bolagna123]

Lolol blocked

[MrClickclackpow]

hahaha author just owned apple! APPLE JUST GOT OWNED!

[AppleAssassin]

Is frankie boyle french? He has a weird accent

[05mchughb]

he's scottish dipshit

[AppleAssassin]

Im Scottish too dipshit so get it up ye

[05mchughb]

typical fuckin assholes reply, dont make yourself you to have the mental capacity of a cat fart next time

[AppleAssassin]

Your the asshole retard...Your the one who replied in a fucking mongo manner....fucking retard

[05mchughb]

sure, you tell yourself that

[AppleAssassin]

idiot

[05mchughb]

ive had enough of you, gtf off my video

[Nyckid64]

@05mchughb May be 10 months, but you told him right!! :D

And yes, we know you''re a 'mongo cunt fucker', AppleAssassin.

[FearThePoo]

@AppleAssassin I like the way you throw in a stereotypical "ye". Anyone past the age of 12 tend not to use local slang, ya wee fucking cunt hi.

[DenarianLord]

Hey, what series and episode is this?

[AlanaJaneTbh]

wooo!! cant wait to see him live in april! =D shud be ace!

[craigmckay1]

same :D will be awesome

[aidyspady999]

yeh man

whefre u seein him

[AlanaJaneTbh]

Plymouth =D

[111LOUIS111]

frankie boyle is the best!

i love michael mccintyre too.

[southparkbabiixx]

Frankie Boyle is a legend!

[gazawrc]

this will definatly happen one day.

we all know that scrums are just another excuse to fist each other.

[mashpotatobrains]

Oh My,My

[winoguitaro]

That sums up rugby players really nicely actually

[sylerpatrelli]

mock the week + frankie ftw

[Whipalchemy]

This one is awesome but there is a better one where he talks about gays to points of view.

[syndawg89]

LMAO great one.

what about things that would change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

"There is a vegetarian option..... you can FUCK OFF"

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

A better one of his:

Watching queer eye for the straight guy, I got myself some gay friends in the hope that they would give me fashion tips.

Actually, they fucked me.

[pinkfloydrule27]

the best ive heard frankie say is "alot is made of the fact susan boyle has never been kissed, although she is scottish so she will have been fingered..."

[iAMgta8608]

yeah that was funny as fuck, i liked the one about rebecca adlington "she looks like someone who's looking into the back of a spoon and did you see her boyfriend he was really handsome which leaves me with the conclusion that she is actually dirty! and you only need to take into consideration how long she can hold her breath"

[WALIMAN93]

didint he get kicked off the show for that quote? :S

[iAMgta8608]

nah he quit and refused to say sorry lol FRANKIE FOR PM!!!!!

[dienkonig33]

@WALIMAN93 Frankie left after a bitch fight with the producers. Hes very raw, and basicly enjoys shitting over the most contentious issues. He got sick of the tame nature of the show, how the producers would pussyfoot around the most contentious issues. Hence why he dropped a very big,.very offensive log once every 3 or 4 months.

[DeejayBeerisky]

POUNDING TECHNO SUPERB

[scottymeuk]

The points are irrelivent. Dara just makes it up.

[Irishflyboy255]

@scottymeuk That's right, the points don't matter, just like that American improv show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

[lolubentrold]

@Irishflyboy255 Which was based on a British improv show where everything was made up and the points didn't matter (although the British audience didn't need to have that explained to them like the American audience did).

[Flowerblood]

@lolubentrold Which is why Americans are the world's most hated, fattest little chumps. Very much the retarded cousins of the English.

[bethanyblueberry]

@lolubentrold Which was based on a British radio show where everything was made up and, yet again, the points didn't matter.

[ColancancerV3]

lol

[DEEGDOGG]

Franke Boyle is the king of mock the Week, mi think the other team always get points when frankie is clearly much funnier!!

[SnowHeyOh111]

AGREED

[Telusion]

I guess the other team gets double points, otherwise they'd never win against Frankie

[ChaozPro]

His teammates could let him down. He obviously is the best.

[DJWGT12]

What, Hugh Dennis and Micheal Macintyre??? They are two of the best comedians out there. Them and Frankie Boyle make for a killer team!

[cactusboy33]

Can Sean Lock and Bill Bailey join too?