Unfair Competition & little girl's first heartbreak

[tattoonsblossom]

your right wight people are racist , BUT NOT ALL OF THEM ARE ! The only reason you get considered black in this video is because you bring it up ! you are being racist by saying wight people are racist so in reality you are digging your own grave .

[tonyryuz]

you know what she should be worried about? getting almost enough love

[KittenKoder]

what is this "race" you speak of? It sounds like a fun sport to enter.

[dooshmasta]

Race is one of the things I notice when I first look at someone. It's not a judgment, just an assessment. I also notice, height, weight, facial expressions, and other physical appearances.

Does that make me a racist?

[motherfucker734]

your not black your just a normal person

[ArriusBMX]

I farted

[rosierose2722]

all black ppl that think there the only ppl on this earth need to watch this damn video were all human!

[nickthedouche]

I don't think it's fair to her to warn her about "dangerous" things. The true experience is finding out for yourself

[lily2813]

that girl is so fucked up

[ladyjayeden75]

Duke, I honestly never considered your race until... you mentioned it

[sureshl911]

i think the same

[sevkoiseric]

eat it you bitch.*

[sevkoiseric]

eat you bitch."

[kcra123]

who the baby just wants to feel pain 0:05

[kcra123]

i mean who just thinks the baby wants to feel pain my bad

[MrBeumel]

and thats when the orange juice comes out before the midget runs away! omg :))

[krutovs]

that was deep, i felt it!

[gnorty]

"What are some things in the real world that ali should worry about?" = what about people begging for clicks online to slew poll results and stop more talented people succeding

[frankblack654]

@DukePowell

I wish I had found your channel a long time ago. The Uncertainty Principle of Racism? Brilliant!

[aldaiphizer]

I almost die of choke because of the quote of the day

[jfootballfreak06]

I dont know how I found your channel, but god damn Im glad I did. keep it up : )

[Afullen101]

1 thing she needs 2 look out for is rumors

[Austin101123]

I don't get why you have 6 dislikes.

[kcra123]

@Austin101123 7 now

[Agahnim]

You're correct on how people label others immediately based on their race and gender which is why so many online prefer to talk in text than speech or video. You can get a good convo with strangers going on as anonymous but the moment someone sees that you are either black or female, you are bombarded with harassment and pure idiocy. Either racists comments or sexist or perverted comments to women on the internet. It's truly pathetic. People forget you are human like everybody else.

[journeyquest1]

Celebrity worship for toddlers? Sick!! Aint no Santa in my house as long as i am working my ass off to buy the gifts.

[videocritic2463]

u remind me of a dude in my class, he aint from sweden, he comes from, i think thailand or something, he talks aboot just like u, though he aint entirely black, more liked, very tanned.

[richelle12479876]

listen shut up this little girl may be older and see this video and thinks your a jerk like rood and i'm a nine year old but don't call me a kid i don't like it

[richelle12479876]

people were retards for inslaving black people even saying balck people is racist

[lanchedgehog]

all theyre sumos caused the earthquake

[666lonny666]

Chuck norris was on a fishing trip off the coat of japan and he farted and thus caused the tsunami - i'm not too sure about the earthquake though, maybe it was techtonic activity but the tsunami was def chuck norris.

[KraftyPomeranian]

@666lonny666 then i guess we should blame him huh?

[wafflencraft]

mMMMMMMMmmmm browniesssss,

Wait WHAT?\

[Thtfoolsolomio]

CHARLIE SHEEN

[kcra123]

and the quote of the day: the best part of life is wasting it

[infirnityman]

I know this is a bit racist, i don't mean anything bad, i'm not racist but do all black people have brown eyes? If this is racist think what all the people think of other people.

[conqueror7777]

@infirnityman No, that's not racist. It's only racist when you use the traits of a person or people in a negative manner.

[Rosieuchiha]

pshh, if a dream heartbreak was a problem, life would be a lot easier.

[errol529]

parents that toy with their childrens emotions and fears trying to gain

their own pathetic 3 minutes of fame.

[8SQ]

no, he's just training to be godzilla, that's his roar

[desdepuertorico]

ajjajaajjaajajajajaajaajjajaja­ajajajjaajjajaa LOL

[MageOfLink]

Dinosaurs 

[Hazel730]

that lil gurl need to worry about how to sing her ABC's and 123 not boys lol

[IIDASHII]

Nice man. This was hilarious!

[bomm68]

duke can u make a vid just about stupid things like dogs ad cats and planes

[Onekatmandu]

That wasn't just a thong, that was a SPARKLY, PINK thong! 0_o That thong is too distracting to notice what he's really trying to show off. When guys do these competitions, I'm not seeing their muscles, I'm noticing how small their...underwear...is.

[sockless67]

The fat guy is probably stronger.

[jothmar]

The competition video is obviously fake. Go to 3:11. The flash shows on the guy on the right but not on the left. Plus the lighting is obviously weird on the guy on the right.

[vinnieismyname]

sending link to that vid to some people hope it gets spread around :P

[TheDanielRagsdale]

Getting exposed to justin bieber!

[lozzums123]

She should be worried about Japan, They got a whole lot of water and they're not afraid to use it.

Best thing about my life right now? Right, Right now? Watching this video :)

[ratleader90]

what should she be worried about?: ear rape!

[thecultchie]

1: Republican propaganda could put Palin or someone like her in the white house in 2012 even though to the rest of the world President Obama is doing a good job.

2. Best thing about my life is my girlfriend Sara, I hope it's not the same Sara that ditched you for Steve

[ToNaYy1124]

The things in life that Allie should be worrying about is the Section in Trenton, New Jersey. If you're not from the section, you will get shot. If you're from the section, you will get shot. If in the section and some guy asks, "yo, you good?" That means that he wants you to buy some weed. So, Allie, beware of the Section.

[mdmo9]

Worry about Bi-losing

Best thing is Bi-winning

[123john123john123123]

I'm gonna say living is a good thing about my life! :)

[AstonMERRYGOLD21]

No you see that is Rex the dinosaur from Toy Story Rex is real!

[zizoh1]

that creepy guy in the van outside my house...... with a beard.

[jm091308]

Fear nothing but fear itself.... And clowns! with their red noses that make noise and creepy dead man make up... ya. clowns.

[SargentAwsome30]

IM SO GLAD THAT MY NAME IS STEVE SO ALLIE DONT WORRY =D

[MomoMochiKuromi]

Allie should be worrying about how to NOT end up like Lindsay Lohan or pretty much any other Disney star who has hit rock bottom. 

Best thing in my life right now is my boyfriend (:

[0000becca]

Best things in my life: drugs, sex, Duke Powell, and Big Macs (:

[nuudaaa]

its too bad your not more popular

[MrJoneschester]

she should be Afraid of twilight movies and man thong on a 400 pound guy

[OrangePlatypi2000]

I like cheese!

[MrMillionaireV12]

one word PALIN

its out there im just sayin

[JulianKingOfNothing]

That mother is really cruel. That little girl is going to be so ashamed later

Oh well, what do I know, I'm just a lamp

[jillyc06]

where did you get the song at the end? me likey.

[kateydoo76]

I just started watching your videos and they are very interesting =), keep up the good work and hope u have a great day =D

[TheNocturnalFox]

Why is that little girl so sad? She should be worried about her future of the gift of life, then living a hollow marriage, then feeling the cold bosom of divorce as she strokes her cats in widowing.

[koolcrishna]

my mom is a body builder and i dared her to dye her hair green then at the show i would scream "you look like a opalompa on steriods"

[11gusher]

Who likes the Jonas Brothers nowadays?

[Gkiller]

Are you talking nonesense at 0:45 - 0:47 like Jack Vale?

[ajax9302]

Rebecca blacks song friday is the biggest heart break

[triadtheangel]

If i was a woman i would totally marry you.

NO HOMO

[lovehandles92]

She should worry about me....and the candy in my white van...

[MegaAngel124]

She should worry about one day having to pay 25,000 euros to an African slave.

And the best thing in my life right now is springtime, always a reason to smile :)

[UhOhItsU]

Allie needs to worry about the fact that she may be the cause of another tsunami cuz of all her tears ... Child needs to be careful O.O

[amalio357]

Duke, you need a sitcom brother.

[DukePowell]

@amalio357 I do, that show would be awesome

[The1337nut]

She should be worried about internet trolls and getting pregnant. Cmon we all know we're scared when that day comes if your that young.......

[mrxtraclan]

ninjas beware

[Thegreekboy250]

I honestly think you need to make your videos longer. Also getting a bit deeper (that's what she said) doesn't hurt. As long as the entire video isn't a rant and it is still the duke Powell show.

[hendrix950]

Good Weed.

[Sora657]

STDS!!!!!

[cherryglitter37]

She should be afraid of penises. Lord have mercy those things can cause a lot of trouble!

[jerrylittlemars]

Quote of the day:

Opportunity is misses by most people because it is dresses in overalls and looks like work. -Thomas A. Edison

[supersandybeach123]

Be afraid of THE BIEBER!!!!!! o.O

[TVDoubleTrouble]

Puberty.

[33Hotson]

i got a question on formspring "quote of the day" and i found myself looking through these vids to find one. all credit goes to duke for them

[AnkhHero]

Broken dreams are worse than bad ones. Think about that, young lady.

[nerdymusicfreak101]

Porn.

And his name is Kai and most likely, he is indeed going yo break my heart.

[MightyTameLion]

the little girl should worry about growing up to be a psycho stalker. She's crying over someone she doesn't know and never met all because of a dream.

[slapme77times]

LOL. Little guy must have a fear and a fascination of the unknown.

[rondachewarrior]

Her period.

[vypermansbro]

Is there a full version to the outro?

[xspanky725]

she needs to know how much the jonas brothers suck

[matthew9234]

i was number 143 to liek this vide lol

[TheAdrian341]

Dcigs in a contest 3:10 !! At first I thought the black dude was edited and was just put in the video !!

[blacklust9669]

I wish I knew what you were saying from 0:43 - 0:50... I keep replaying it trying to read your lips, right now.

[alshares]

lol .. nice vids

[blacksk8r386]

Public Masturbation. It's a serious issue.

[JanessaTheCow]

4:11 someone sounds like Bush. HAHAHA.

[ElRomell2K]

She should be worried about Pedo bear and Snooki and the most important thing in my life right now is my gfamily my friends and my girl :)

[hotp0cketsguy]

1:02 LMAFO!!!!!!!!!!!

[hotp0cketsguy]

1:10 so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[goodrita]

2:30 The guy on the right is manly-er

[XJin13]

Worry about her lunch -.-

[NuclearicBong]

Ally should be worried about the orange juice in her blue waffle...

you don't wanna know what a blue waffle looks like ;)

[Hazeljv3]

She should be worried about Charlie Sheen WINNING... And Earthquakes.

[TheCryingFairy]

she should be worried about the day when charlie sheen and duke join up to kill everyone that lacks tiger blood... you know that day will come...

[kaleluk31]

Catholic Priests

[FuckShitPissOutMyAss]

She should be worried about me when she turns 18

[xDeoxyz]

I think its too quick to be talking about the tsunami, common it happened a few days ago

[curtisisgod]

The Fact Duke never picks my comments is something Allie should worry about..

[inamadworld]

Someone falling on her birthday cake, that would make ME cry, the mother fucker that has been shot before.

[V3RTIGO222]

Allie needs to worry about the reality that we want real intelligent women, not floozies, but they still need to be hot. Oh, the best thing about my life... me?

[marcuelcajon]

Alley needs to worry about Mr.Chester the 50 year old neighbor who lives alone, likes to take pictures and has lots of toys and candy for all the good boys and girls.lol sad but true.

[lulabell0]

oh god, think of what that girl will be like when she gets into real music....

[szolotukhin]

Never heard that side of you before! 0:45 - 0:47

[DukePowell]

@szolotukhin you've never heard me say something that makes no sense for the sake of comedy? stop lying lol

[FilipinoCombatArms]

@szolotukhin i was like WTF Did i just hear (i didnt hear none of it)

[CanadianShow]

And that's when the orange juice comes out and the midget runs away...wait, what?

[Ana5Sami]

i hope that girl doesn't find out that nick jonas is gay....

[DaDoggShow]

you have an awsome voice..why don't you sing?

[Ana5Sami]

EAT IT YOU PIG! lmfao duke, ur soo funny! i love ur channel, i'm so glad you sent me a message to watch ur vids!

[BoeGraa]

Thats the same girl who cryed for JB

[SosoSeth1990]

Um ok that first clip was really annoying and dumb and actually is pissing me off. Who the fuck cares. Its an asain baby whos eyes are so squinted it thinks the toy is actually godzilla

[Thearmyofoneman]

i really don't find a difference in people who r a different color. we r all the same

[SosoSeth1990]

@Thearmyofoneman We are all the same physically but not mentally and some specific physical aspects such as squinty asain eyes that cause asains to be awful drivers. White people are better than asains in the sense that we drive better than them by one hundred percent and asains are 15% more booksmart as caucasian. Its wierd they are smarter brain wise but stupid with hand eye coordination

[Thearmyofoneman]

@SosoSeth1990 really? i didn't know that.

[AlbinoHeart]

In the real world she should be afraid of brown recluse spiders. Don't Google images for the brown recluse spider, trust me!

[TheCryingFairy]

@AlbinoHeart WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT!?!?!?!? YOU KNOW IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU NOT TO YOU WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! she should be worried about people that tell you not to do thinks and not being able to stop your self from doing it....

[AlbinoHeart]

@TheCryingFairy That is a trick from the book Fight Club that I fell for too. Now you know to be more cautious about spider bites, those people in the images just didn't treat the bite. We can be relieved that we haven't been bitten by one, I know people who have.

[DukePowell]

@FeelMichaelJackson thanks, just a random thought

[silentninja102]

She should be worried that the crazy person in your last video because she wants an earthquake and tsunami to happen here.

[TheJasonishPerson]

Ally should be worried about being eaten by that body builder on the right... I know I am,

[Nooklet]

Lol i want what your smoking ;D

[DukePowell]

@Nooklet i'm smoking that good Canadian oxygen

[Nooklet]

@DukePowell Deng i can only get American oxygen :/

[Duduvianna3]

tr00 dat! Never belived in that bullshit of what doesn't kill you make you stronger blah pure bullshit.

[drulli6]

2:30 kinda gay glittery speedo

[KBoppette]

Ally should be worried about anything but Nick Jonas. He's pretty much worthless if you really think about it.

Sure, he's famous.... but he supposedly doesn't put out. Supposedly.

[MageOfLink]

LOLOL

0:25

He has nightmares about about godzilla

[therealfriday13th]

Ally should be worried about another 9.0 earthquake.

[ItsMeFawn]

hahahahahahahahaha - I spit out my food on the body builders, LOL!!!!!!

Team Duke Powell

[DukePowell]

@ItsMeFawn Thanks fawn

[smsno1]

leave the little girl alone, douchebag!

almost love you.

[mrsgmason]

lol, go ahead bra

[nanaimogirl2000]

ally needs to be more worried about gettingf her education because seriously im 29 and i dont have my grade 12. i work at a freaken dollar store for minimum wage in b.c for crying out loud.! if we are useing me as an example, may as well say she needs to worry about eating to much cuz damn im fat, and now i make videos about my weightloss that im trying so hard at

[JOHNDEEBANK]

@nanaimogirl2000 Hey N.girl. Im in Ontario but my entire family live in Nanaimo. I come out there every year. It is so beautiful. Good luck with ur weight.

John,Ontario,

[dangernezumi]

The best thing about my life? MINECRAFT!

[darklink223456]

@dangernezumi i agree with this guy right here!

[nanaimogirl2000]

those body builders must be on roids because they have small ding dings. poor body builders:(

[Kyledmw]

Claudia -3

[pooop592]

FULL HOMO.. love you juke... no homo ><

[Kimerats]

Actually I see no race until people set apart themselves as part of a race rather than just another human,oh wait and bad Asian drivers, I know that's wrong I'm evil >.<

[P0lKaD0tTV]

Ally should be worrying about her future ... and being good in school and stuff and not boys, that's soooo not important

[piotr619fan]

She Needs To Worry About Getting One In The Real World Before She Commits Suicide Coz She Spills Her Tea.

[rangeless]

Libya, Japan...Iraq....Afganistan....­America.....yes,definitely America

[CuddlyBubbles1]

I was totally kidding about that comment, lol. Shouldve put a "lol" in there?

[GODHEPME]

Give the girl a break, she shouldn't worry about anything yet

[krustenkaese23]

Why do you always talking about Black and white people? I have never seen a Black person in my hole life! You are brown and the "white" people are piggy rose ! Is it so hard to understand that this Black/White shit is only there for seperating and Demonising us all, so we fight each other and never see the real enemy behind this! Sorry for my poor English nevertheless i hope you get it!

[TheCryingFairy]

@krustenkaese23 i'm white... i don't get any sun...

[rawrberrys]

The sad thing is...the fat guy is stronger though lol.

[ByteMe619]

I just heard about that thing with the slave a few days ago! (I live in England and i'm white) I also heard she worked 18 hours a day on only a slice of bread and had to sleep on the kitchen floor!

[ballerina2rockerchik]

She should be trying to find a JOB before she gets married. Come on Ally, be more like that other little girl.

[CuddlyBubbles1]

Wait till she gets heavy menstrual bleeding and two unwanted pregnancies...

Oh, that's just me?

[TheFlaskman]

@CuddlyBubbles1 OUCH.



[kroovyandcal]

Ally should be worried about getting vengeance by being with another one of the jonas brothers

[h0b0srul3]

baha yer awesome duke :)