Never Mind The Buzzcocks (Guesthosted) ~ S23E05 Part 1

[ImJaleThatsWho]

Back when Calvin wasn't complete shit?

[lauramax93]

My reply to the 30yo Virgin story: Okay, maybe you get 30yos who havent had sex...

But there is no way you get a 30yo who HASNT SEEN A PORNO!?!

[lauramax93]

@lauramax93 You dont get 13yo who havnt seen a porno!

[lauramax93]

Is it just me - cos I'm from Glasgow - but did Calvin Harris just become 10x hawtter when he spoke??

It was like "Oh, he's Scottish? Well for our standards he's Brad Pitt!"

[dan11009]

@lauramax93 you didnt know calvin harris was scottish?, have you been in coma?

[lauramax93]

@dan11009 lmao nah I just tend to listen to the music without the need to wiki who he is/where he's from etc. Bores me.

Until ofcourse I find out they're Scottish ;P

[Sharp7]

I think Simon is just mad with Fearne because he wants to have sex with her but this confuses him.

[FillionDollarSmile]

Aahhahahahaha I love Noel so Much !

"Im in my Therties.. I have seen a Womans Vagina !"

Rofl... That made me laugh !

[EminemShowxo]

Simon Amstell doesn't like people. Not just Fearne Cotton. He hates people in general!

[beckybond9]

It would've been awkward if Simon was hosting, he always makes jokes about Fearne :) her laugh is so annoying -.-

[FromHundredAcreWood]

I love Jon Richardson.

[TRASHYgah]

Simon Amstell, Russell Howard, Jon Richardson, Frankie Boyle would = Perfect buzzcocks episode!

[sallyrhiannon]

@TRASHYgah exept earne cotton!

[ccarrdev4ndcataracs]

@TRASHYgah Change Jon Richardson with Martin Freeman and i'd agree

[TRASHYgah]

@ccarrdev4ndcataracs Oh no no :D. There is room for both of them :D

[Bolton9000]

"now give me a second to google them" ironically for me one of the few shows that i know every member really quite well! :P

[XxWolfhowlsxX]

Jon richardson should have been on with russell howard :/

[bwaybabyrose]

@XxWolfhowlsxX YES!!

[TheCJKs]

@JamesRDARTS there is also a nemesis at Thorpe park XD

[HumanoidBeauty]

His real name's probably Onob...

[mightymellow01]

fuck, get on your boots is such an uninspired song.

[clarksowman]

I only know of Fearne Cotton through Amstells hate for her, and even just hearing her name made me groan hahaha

[TRASHYgah]

@clarksowman :D Oh, how i miss Amstell.

[EmilySwiggle]

'Im in my 30's, I have seen a womans vagina before'...

Noel makes me smile even when he sounds slightly like a dick haha <3

You gotta love Noel :3

x

[PiecesOfRainbow7]

I feel deep feelings of resentment towards Fearne Cotton... and it's LITERALLY only because of how much Simon Amstell spoke bile-filled words about her. Simon, I miss you!

[bradscicluna1]

so many simon and noel fags/little girls

[likeitshiny]

haha Calvin.

[mozmootar]

whenever i hear 'frank skinner' i always think 'roast dinner' ...

thanks walkers crisps -_-..

[coltmanm]

@mozmootar do you not like roast dinner ...

[mozmootar]

@coltmanm yeahh.. the crisp flavour is roast dinner and has frank skinner on the packet.. so he just reminds me of those crisps..

[ToadsMGodes]

Fearne Cotton is a cutie

[nadirabb]

Noel Fielding: The Icebreaker

[JamesRDarts]

1:32 - 1:34 The Nemesis is at Alton Towers, not Thorpe park........ just sayin'



[Shortiebread]

@JamesRDarts There is a Nemesis at Thorpe Park aswell as one at Alton Towers though it is called Nemesis Inferno but same difference ;)

[tamie1041]

i never realised that calvin harris was that beautiful ...

[xxMissFlawlessxx]

tinchy is sexy!!

[xola123x]

his real name is probably ONOB.....lmaoooXD

[xPeanutbutterxJellyx]

urg, fearne :/

[ShanksDChopper]

Does anyone else find Frank Skinner's anecdotes to be rather lacking?

[FireSinger]

From 3:40 to 3:48, Phil sounds exactly like Alan Carr.. :D

[tiganucostica]

calvin is cool

[naomitara1]

Noel<3

[madisonwaverr]

Noel says croissants so correctly, it's amazing.

[steve4lionel]

@madisonwaverr Noel is just amazing...

:')

[044orange044]

@madisonwaverr Really, is that how English people think a French person would say 'croissant'? Don't get me wrong, there are about a million things that are amazing about Noel Fielding, but I doubt that his croissant pronounciation is one of them. (No offence though, especially if I failed to notice that you were joking!)

[fearthegeeklord]

Tinchy Stryder is a cunt.

[SmartStr33t]

6 people are in a full physical relationship with a doughnut

[gasolineguttt]

I was in the audience for this :)

[happyjellyfish]

As a Latin American ex-fan of Shakira's in 1996, I can honestly say that watching the brainless sellout nowadays automatically makes my gag reflex kick in. I just want to apologise to the UK for having had her thrust upon your music charts.

[Elsren]

I'm pretty sure I actually made the sound "nnngh" when I realized I could see Jon's chest hair.

[JoMariebentzler]

Just out of curiosity why is everyone disses this fearne cotton chick, i just dont know who she is really I googled her but def missing something here.

[happyjellyfish]

@JoMariebentzler She's 'famous' for making bland, uncontroversial telly, and she's also vapid and unfunny. I think most people are just puzzled why she's still on tv to be honest.

[xcherrycookiex]

calvin harris is surprisingly hot x

i can believe fearne cotton is on here, simon would be so angry x

[Rndyy]

I like mr Skinner more when he's not telling scripted jokes

[hahaha430]

hip hop artists on this show cannot understand brit humour cos they grow up trying to be american or jamaican. embrace the blunt brutal british sarcasm that makes this country

[FaerieDust]

Oh, I love the discussion towards the end, with the Shakira video -> female genitals -> 30 year old virgin, all with a healthy dose of schmexy Noel! And When Frank starts to talk about his virgin friend, and Tinchy just looks confused at the concept of a 30 year old virgin... adorable!

[lottilexi1501]

I LOVE JON RICHARDSON

[XXXsm3xiiiXXX]

I remember in the Simon Amstell series' I always wanted Fearne on so she could be completely ripped apart xD

[HeavyRainRocker]

first bertie basset now mr kipling !!! noels just awesome :D

[xmaster2]

John Richardson ..... unf unf unf ... so gorgeous. And Noel ... and Calvin too. Oh god. *dies*

[ciaracustard]

@xmaster2 So true!! 

[xmaster2]

@ciaracustard Just throw me into a pile of them :D

[Fahrvergnugen]

@xmaster2 This was a particularly handsome episode, that's for sure.

[w00tsville]

Fearne Cotton...!?! Simon Amstell would NOT be happy.

[ChatteVisage]

@w00tsville

Simon Amstell...!?! Mark Lamarr would NOT be happy.

[owaffs]

@ChatteVisage

If only I could give you 146 thumbs up instead of 1 for that comment.

[ChatteVisage]

@owaffs Thank you, you legend.

[SoftRazor12]

@w00tsville she was on before, when mark lamarr presented season16 episode 4 :( she's like fungus, popping up everywhere

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

@w00tsville I think that the show would turn into a mob attack led by Simon.

[luvmyMCR4evaxx]

@w00tsville I haven't seen any of the previous series, so why wouldn't Simon be happy?

[StripesndSuch]

@w00tsville this is probably a really thick question, and even though I have watched nearly every episode of Buzzcocks, I have a question...why wouldn't he be happy? I think I know but I just wanted to know ;)

[0Passionate0]

@StripesndSuch Because when he was host, he made many jokes about Fearne and mentioned that he didn't like her several times... :)

[StripesndSuch]

@0Passionate0 thankyou! :)

[madbar4lifexo]

@w00tsville neither am I!

[roseatvirginia]

@w00tsville don´t get it. whats the story behind your comment....?

[valor555]

@roseatvirginia In previous series Simon Amstell has expressed his utter disdain for Fearne

[Zorro0kid0797]

:O

If only Harris was on while Simon Amstell had russel howard as a guest....my 3 fav men in da world would be on da show! :'D

poor mika, lol "He's like a female version of pink"

[coolbean08]

tinchy has no sense of humour! so many people from the 'hip hop' subculture seemed not to enjoy this show - like dappy. it seems that as soon as one dons a hoodie, they cant appreciate good old british humour

[jataylorlfc]

@coolbean08 its about image and the need to maintain it. you see the same with alot of rock 'stars' on the show, less so with indie types because their image is less about machismo and more about vulnerability.

plus he seems to be laughing at people taking the piss out of him, and to his credit at that height hes probably had it for years. maybe youre just a bit presumptuous or perhaps bigoted?

[sillyjobug]

@coolbean08 Dappy seems to have loved this show, as he's been on 3 or 4 times now. And I think I can understand Tinchy being maybe a bit frustrated by being made fun of--it probly happens a lot. At least he was way less of a tool than someone like Donnie Tourrete or whatever his name is. He was a jerk.

[Spixxy666]

I think Calvin, Noel and Frank had been waiting years for the opportunity to share those pastry-based stories! :D

[MaidenFreak26]

I know this is way off but OZZY OSBOURNE!!! ^_^ just sayin' >.> any who Noel is too funny xP <3

[lilstar500]

Cotton is now allowed on the show now thats simon's gone

[TheMonkey8MyHomework]

@lilstar500 why can't they be on the show together??

[lilstar500]

@TheMonkey8MyHomework because of simon's extreme hatred of her

[TheMonkey8MyHomework]

@lilstar500 REALLY??? Why? Sorry to ask so many questions.... I'm just curious

[lilstar500]

@TheMonkey8MyHomework i dont know the reasons why, i just heard that he thinks shes got a lack of personality thats he cant bring to the screen and probally a clash in personality

[lilstar500]

@TheMonkey8MyHomework *she

[iLoveMusex]

Noel Fielding: When I first saw it I thought 'Wow, she's got no genitals, and that's turning me on. What's wrong with me?'

Jon Richardson: She's got no genitals?

Noel Fielding: No, it just looks like

Jon Richardson: You know ladies bits go in

Noel Fielding: No, but, the bit where she puts her leg up she's got a sort of skin coloured leotard on, it looks like she's naked

Jon Richardson: I thought you were expecting like, a package

Noel Fielding: I'm in my 30's, I have seen a woman's vagina

[lostskate4evaxxx]

i saw fearne at the clothes show live and she was wearing that top :) tis nice

[thomasimon]

The first question (the pig one) was pretty simple, because the video for Paranoid is Black Sabbath performing in a church with a lot of pigs running around...

[fayemcrxo]

Calvin Harris always comes across as an arsehole, but he's got a great sense of humour. :) Love this episode!

[TheMagicalWords]

"I am in my 30's. I have seen female genitalia before." I have to pause there because it always cracks me up!

Noel is hilarious and rather beautiful, in a startled owl kind of way ;)

[666nickchaos]

i love that ozzy song

[Charleyd2009]

LOOL Mika doesnt act that gay!

[maddiferr]

@Charleyd2009 Ooohhh, yes he does.

[Grey80002]

For 3 weeks he was ring... hahahaha, then jam apparently.

[UrieLove]

MIKA and Noel Fielding in the same video...lovely.

[backto1960]

This show is lifeless without Simon

[TheRealAndrewJackson]

Does anybody know if they're going to make a new series

[thomasimon]

@TheRealAndrewJackson Phill said on twitter that recordings start in September, or that it airs then. One of the 2

[izzya90]

when is this show on ? time, day, channel ? x

[blueamber91]

@izzya90 According to the bbc website, repeats are shown on Thursdays, 10pm, BBC 2

[WobblyLegMan]

What episode is it that Phill Jupitus does the best impression of MGMT's Time To Pretend ever? lol I really wanna see it again its fucking hilarioussss

[procrastinats]

@WobblyLegMan s22e01 part 2. I must have been really bored...

[gabbacadabra07]

@WobblyLegMan I know what you're talking about - the one where he sounds like a deranged parrot? Not sure what episode but it's the one with Adele and Mark Ronson

[LilElmo1995]

I Love Jon :D xx

[kizzization]

tinchy looks so bored...lol

[Jessmo198]

I <3 this show sooo much :D It ROCKS

[superhoneybadgerful]

3:41 -3:47 . alan carr

[BabyG18]

im at 1:55 and i want to stop watching because that fearne is on, cant for noel lol

[georgiaBillK]

I didn't understand phils joke about the ring or jam doughnut?

[darkmarkrammstein]

i thought they looked a bit sore. amazing

[EllysaE]

Lol just saw Calvin Harris "in concert" about 20 mins ago ... I was kinda disappointed. Does he ever speak to the crowd?

He looked clean, which was nice. Better than most DJs.

[kirstycee123]

mmmmm calvin harris <3

[polomonkey68]

Fucking hate Fearne Cotton

[UnluckyGuitar]

@polomonkey68 couldn't agree with you more.

[ItsRobbieHutchFTW]

@polomonkey68 me too, but shes hot tho haha

[uhupuh]

i wish someone in norway would pick this show up and send it! we need it!

[townie45]

Love Noel Fielding so much he is so funny would love to see him live oneday

[StrewnAsunder]

v funny-saw him at boosh live show :) worth every penny :)

[townie45]

@StrewnAsunder You are so lucky him alone would be worth it

[StrewnAsunder]

haha! yes i was worth it! ;) really want to see it on dvd now though, close ups and all :)

[AmourDeGenie]

I was sat on the third row. When Noel was The Hitcher he ran through the crowd and was within touching distance :P

[ChickenMOOO]

he spoke to me, commenting on my hair :P

[BAILEYxTENDO]

@townie45 I Might Him Once And He Is So Bomb!!

[kirstycee123]

I LOVE CALVIN HARRIS

[Udders666]

ugh Fearne would never have come on the show if Amstell was still hosting, he'd rip the shit out of her xD

[JoeyDPro2009]

Ozzy Osbourne Is As Hell As Better Than Mika, MIKA Sucks!, Ozzy Rules!

[JoeyDPro2009]

CALVIN HARRIS IS AN ICON!!!

[alexisyeas]

AMEN!

[bethxlurvinxlyf]

noel looks soo fit as usual :P

'im in my 30's i have seen a womans vigina' hahaa hes soo funny :)

[blackspodium]

@bethxlurvinxlyf hahaha what the fuck is wrong with u.

freak

[smpowis]

Ta very muchly for this upload.

[ashleyloffeld]

"I'm in my 30s. I have seen a vagina"

hahahaha.

[ShasoDnarb]

Pardon my ignorance but can anyone identify the song played during Calvin Harris' intro?

[TheScottcuthbert]

It's his own song 'Flashback'

[lostskate4evaxxx]

fearne wore that top at clothes show live! :)

[oxmaddyxo1]

saw jon richardson last night, actually sooooo funny, i didnt stop laughing(:

hes gorgeeeous aswell & has the cutest laugh :L

[LucyCannibleyones]

i'm seeing him on wednesday. cannot wait. i agree he is well fitt!!!

[berryrandomxxs]

yey shakira and noel in the show ......i like this episode!!!(JUST EXPLAINING:shakira is one of my fav singers ...and i am inlove with noel!!)whoo i am pathetic!!!

[MeCALlica1992]

I grew up in Dumfries where "calvin harris" grew up. and i went to the same High School. And i heard from people who knew him, that he was a bit of a twat...

[Twigs0wot]

I wonder if Noel knows that "staring at the sun" is a U2 song? Double the irony.

[Fahrvergnugen]

@Twigs0wot I'm almost certain that's what he was going for.

[kemikalrxn]

While I do enjoy this show lots, I miss Simon Amstell SOOOO much.

He was hilarious, and didn't treat anyone with kid gloves. That's what got me interested in this show at first.

[adraim69]

"for three weeks it was ring" HILARIOUS!

[bhavi01204]

@adraim69 i dont get it!!!! help lmfao

[adraim69]

Alright... well as long as you understand that it's not gonna be funny once I explain it, probably just really gross. the donut could have been jam or ring, and when he said "for the first three weeks it was ring" that implies that after three weeks, it was so full of man jam, it became a jam filled donut. Get it?

[bhavi01204]

ooooohhhhh i get it GRROOSS!! LOL

[EmilyyyyH]

i love how everyone who was previously hated by the old buzzcocks (simon amstell, bill bailey) have come onto it this series.

someone from loose women last ep, fearne cotton this one

[georgiaBillK]

aaah love this ep!

[vlopez8276]

does anyone know when the new season begins?

[Kotiowns]

Noel says he's 31. I find that hard to believe, unless this was filmed in 2004.

[Marreez]

didn't he say that he was in his 30's?

and he's 36 so that's true.

although he looks 10 years younger to me.

[kemikalrxn]

It's not Noel who mentioned 31, it was Tinchy. Noel said he was "in his 30s" though.

[ermzgracieisawesome]

Fully physical relationship with a goat? Aberforth Dumbledore? FRANK SKINNER IS MAGIC.

[xxyarboaxx]

with a donut

[TwistLep]

lol at frank getting the wrong theme park

[maromma]

I have always loved Frank. And now I love him MORE! mwhahahaha

[SpottyBlueSheep]

I love Frank, he's like someones mad grandad :P

"I had a friend who had a fully physical relationship with a donut"

:D

And Jon Richardson *gasp*

[DonforDead]

"I thought they looked a bit sore"

LOL

[MissVaudevillain]

I really thoguht Frank was bloody funny on this.

[ggbyh]

i fell sorry 4 tinchy in this episode but frank skinner was funny

calvin harris is just a bellend

[onehotminutex]

lmfao @ ozzy "so did i"