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  • Step One: Find a shitload of glitter and roll in it.

    Step Two: Find an emotionally unstable teenage girl and profess your love to her.

  • And if you're black.. BLACKULA! XD I love that movie BTW and i'm not racist!

  • TheAnoynoususuer5@ that is jokes lol

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  • i don't really like edward or dracula but i like draculaura :D

  • They forgot the FUCKING GLITTER!

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  • lol he has the same fangs as me :p

  • what upwith all the haters? if you don't like the vid the fuck off and dont watch them.

  • step 1: watch twilight

    step 2: be gay

    step 3: sparkle

    step 4: find a dog

    step 5: fuck the dog and pretend its jacob

    did you know that: people who watch twilight are gay, emo or goth

  • @24turd THATS A LIE DUM ASS

  • @24turd Tip: Fuck off fag

  • @24turd

    i watch it and i am not gay,emo, or goth

    bitch

  • What man has a black dress in his closet?

  • Vald Tepes or Dracula :):)

  • Nice!..... LISTEN TO THE VAMPIRE SONG on my channel! TheMDzTV

  • i think everyone here knows about vlad the impaler

  • Cool

  • @zxkathyxz You must not know monsters. That was where the vampire was bitten by ANOTHER vampire. That is how you become one!

  • ..... blood on your neck? how do you bite yourself on the neck?!? fail vampire

  • Vlad The Impaler?Yeah That's Romanian History.He was killing bad people or thieves by piercing a sharp long spear through them then put the spear vertically with the victims on them.

  • @Anonymusq And that was not torture he was not a bad person.He was making Justice.

  • @elrichzann

    Its better that you don't know, trust me, XD

  • @kawaiipie4 <:{

  • Step 1 : Get bit by a Vampire.

    Step 2 : You will magicly get formally dressed and be exactly how you want to look.

    Optional : If you want a gang of Vampires, invite some firneds over and bite them in the neck.

  • @TheAnonymoususer5 Make sure the vampire is not Edward Cullen

  • he cant put lipstick on thumbs up if you agree lol

  • OMG this vampire sucks so much, that it makes me want to puke T.T

  • step one buy the costume

  • Okay,if you wanna be one of those fucktard twitlight characters,just get some one to slap the shit out of you with a handfull of powder and glitter.THERE!HAPPY NOW?

  • romanians ftw :P

  • is noseferatu a vampyre?

  • GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! dracula was based of vlad AND elizabeth bathory! morons!

  • Just a tip for buying the contacts: two unnatural colors(ex. one red and one golden) looks much cooler.

  • Throw sparkle on your self, get fangs, and carry a dead deer ove your shoulder...tada! Your a Cullen -_- xD

  • Dude... Where's the sparkle?

  • @TheRainbowMassacre IT'S A TWILLIGHT! ATTACK!

    *Begins whacking you with a piece of foam*

    YAAAA- Wait a second...

    *Stops*

    Are you a REAL twillight lover? Or where you pretending? o.o

    Cause if you are real, I've gotta keep hitting you with foam. o:<

  • @Catherine9041 I was. Until I realized how fucking stupid sparkly vampires are.

  • step one.. cover yourself with more glitter than a stripper.. ta da! You're a Cullen. Go make preteen girls swoon

  • step 1 buy a costume...

  • he has no idea how to put lipstick on.

  • That's not how to make... It's more like how to buy a Vampire Costume xD

  • I would not put the blood on my neck like that. You see how his shirt was stained!!!

    (I'm so picky.........)

  • OMG

    a remake of vampires suck

  • Start replacing your W's with V's. Isn't that German!?!

  • imma be a hippie vampire

    

  • i have same fangs but i dont have the instructions plz can anyone send me them???

  • Lestat FTW!!!!

  • is this for halloween too?

  • Should I buy the unibrow or should I grow my own? lol

  • Just cover yourself in glitter. Done.

  • cape and blood are optinal

  • I want to get colored contacts so badly!!!! But my mom says that they could be bad for your eyes, if you don't take care of them correctly.... UGH!

  • Ill wear this on a prom 8D.....XD

  • How to attract stupid 13 single year old girls

    Throw glitter on you.

    Walk in the sun and pretend to be a vampire

    Ta da! :D

  • @mermaidia12345

    LOL from vampire suck right?

  • hahaha "mommy look its a vampire" "no thats just a physco man running around in a cape" "Mommy look hes turning into dust"

  • Why are people fighthing whether Edward Cullen is a real vampire or not? He's a fictional character! And so are vampires! Just mythical creatures of the night! Sure there are people who claim to be vampires, but we all know they aren't! They are just people with a strong fasination with vampires. They may drink blood, but they can't live forever like "real" vampires. Also if they go into they sun, they won't burn or sparkle! Because vampires aren't real!!! I do like vampire movies and stories...

  • these are still vampires today but not vampires with fangs or supernatural powers they are just some anormal people that dring human blood

  • shut up edward cullen rules

    he's more of a vampire than any of you will know.

    how do you know cullens aren't the real vampires?????????????????

  • Because vampire comes from vampire bat.They have fangs,bit an animal and suck blood out of that.They also come out at night and sleep during the day.Sunbrurning vampires came out years before twatlight.Edward has red lipstick.It's not blood because it is shaped exacly like his lips.What the hell?

  • @clubpenguinxd because they sparkle....and Edward Cullen isn't a vampire, he isn't even real, if he was, he would be a sparkling fairy like stalker that likes venison

  • @clubpenguinxd Because they were made in 2005. Vampire origins go back to the 16th century.

    Plus they sparkle, they don't have fangs, they don't turn into bats, they don't drink human blood and they come out during the day. Checkmate.

  • @clubpenguinxd edward cullen is some weirdo with hematolagnia and when his mom was pregnant with him she shoved glitter up her vagina for who knows y.

  • Thank God they didn't add SPARKLES on the "you will need" list

  • . . .interesting. . .

  • You can add more effects, like doing fake darkcircles with dark rusty color on the area and add some black eyeshadow on the lids (upper and downer) , and then use a brown colored blush and add it with a circle motion under your cheekbones, to highlight your cheekbones. It will make your face look thiner, very vampirish. Add some dark purple (not to bright and going between purple and black) lipstick...

  • you shouldnt dabble fake blood around your mouth.

    if your a vampire you would of have thousands of year to learn how to not get blood around your mouth

  • i was a vampire this year i just put an outfit together, put on some fangs, and had a little help from my mom with the makeup

  • i couldnt find contacts >:(

  • OWNED!

  • i wanted to look like jane from new moon in the volturi. I already have the red contacts! i cant wait!

  • kick ass

  • eyeliner works good too

  • where can i get and how much are red contacs?

  • there are probably some places online where you can buy contacts, although you'd probably be better going to an eye doctor to get a perscription on some lenses and have them fit your eyes so the color will fit over your iris. they will look more realistic that way and they'll probably be a better quality pair, although they'll still be fairly expensive depending on what brand you decide to go with

  • Did YOU know? In the original novel by Bram Stoker, Dracula doesn't 'die' in sunlight... I've heard of a fan... I'm not quite sure because I didn't read it yet ._. But I believe the dude who told me x3

    Awesome tut :D

  • Vlad the implaer is disjusting!

  • actuly i studied him befor well... he did what he did because they crossed his father not for fun or not to be descusting

  • U know what looks cool? An 18th century officers Sword!

  • thx i was lookin for a costume to use for halloween

  • if u put fake blood on ur neck to resemble a bite does that mean u bit yourself???

  • no, it simply means that you used to be a human but a vampire bit you and you turned into one. dugh.

  • it means that you`ve been bitten by other vampire before :))

  • omg HAHA they video is stupid till it talks bout vlad dracul

  • I wouldn't recommend the rubber, or plastic teeth. You can buy cap fangs from Hot Topic, which can easily be applied and taken off. The cap fangs look very realistic, and are used in the movies.

  • I LOVE my Scarecrow fangs.... that is until my grandmother threw them out.. :(

  • so you can buy fangs at hot topic?

  • that was the worst idea ever. He got more fake blood on his shirt collar then his neck lol. Why would a vampire leave blood on their mouth? I'm pretty sure after thousands of years they know how to use a napkin..

  • WHERE CAN I GET THOSE RUBBER FANGS TEETH??

    i live in stupid saudi so we dont have a costume store!

    thnx

  • print out a picture of edward cullen, tape it to your face, and pour glitter all over you. at night watch people sleep.

    there. now your a modern vampire.

  • if anyone EVER does that im holding you accountable.

  • lol thats funny

  • Edward cullen's a fake.Just use white make up to maske your skin pale and use fake fangs and that's a modern vampire.

  • @lolz1666666666666 hahahaaha nice!!!

  • @lolz1666666666666 whos Edward cullen?

  • @elrichzann Gay Twilight character

  • i have those fangs. imma be a vampire again maybe but with fangs from hot topic. there from more realistic.

  • try finding opaque white contacts, they scare the crap out of people. I chose to wear a suit and scrap the cape.

  • When I saw "Hair Gel".....I immediately thought of Edward Cullen's hairstyle, then started cracking up...LOL XD the ending in the background of the "Did you know?"

  • this tutorial is just fail.

    Its just too easy to insult it

  • sorry but I'm a twilighter but I don't have OCD.Obsesive Cullen Disorder bu tnot vamps spartkle.But to tell the truth that is so gay...I love twilight bu tS.M just made the Cullens and all the vamps in her book beside the "bad vamps" lok like RPGers. Hellow a vampire that "sparklies"????that's toooooo original.

  • they should make a tutorial on how to look like a vampire from 30 days of night cause those vampires are way better than this fricken vamp dude

  • Did you know:

    Vlad the III, known as Tepes (the impaler), was the son of Vlad II, known as the dragon ("dracul" in romanian). Vlad Tepes was therefore the son of the dragon, or "dracula". Hench the name Dracula

  • Oh my god, thats a really simple tutorial, especially concearning the Makeup part. How can you give THIS as an advise? This is not really useful if you really wanna make a good impression of a vampire. Thats a bit too ordinary :-) Anyway, fun to watch! ;-)

  • hey hey hey. how about you twilight haters and obsesed lovers both shut up. Have you ever seens a vampire? no didn't think so. so who are you people to say that them sparkling is a sign of a not being a vampire, and for that matter a fag? I'm a Twilight fan, not an obsessed EC girl, but a big fan, and you people saying crap about it is insulting, and they obssesed fans, again, you don't know what a real vampire looks like, so i would say stop with the annoying comments.

  • my thoughts exactly.

  • Twilight vampires are not vampires. Alucard from Hellsing is a vampire, Lestat De Lioncourt from "Interview with a vampire," is a vampire,Dracula is a vampire, Edward Cullen is not a vampire he's a poser because vampires aren't sparkling fags, they are burning in the sun creatures of the night.

  • I KNOOOOWW! God, I hate Twilight I would LOVE to see lestat kicking Edward's poser ass!!

  • God Damn you are so fucking right about that. A sparkling vampire is a faggot!

  • Thank you! Dear god if Lestat ever saw Edward Cullen, I think he'd rip his sparkley ass to bits....

  • How to be a twilight wanna be vampire= Put glitter all over you.

    Twilight sucks.

    Imma go read Dracula now.

  • I hate Twlight too!

    Why does every body think that the Edward dude is cute? He is fucking ugly as shit

  • @girlishgamer1 except blade hes a day walker

  • @girlishgamer1 yeah! i don't sparkle! but....we CAN go into the sunlight.....so....yeah....we don't burn...unless of course we are allergic to it.

  • @girlishgamer1 Edward cullan shouldnt even be compared with vampires.

    He;s a bloodthirsy fairy

  • @girlishgamer1 LESTAT!!! <3 <3 <3

  • @girlishgamer1

    agree 

  • @girlishgamer1 Lestat >:D you missed louis and claude

  • @girlishgamer1 Edwars is a vampire. No one can say what a 'real' vampire is. When you enter a writer's universe, the writer can write what ever he/she want's. If you think that a creature that sucks blood, lives forever, looks like a human only stronger and more beautiful, never change look, have a speciel effect in the sunlight that normal humans don't and have long teeth, isn't a vampire, then what is it? Vampires have been changed before, why does everyone whine about it now?

  • @kyolud It's a perfect, fagg-ish, Mary-Sue (or Gary Stu if you prefer), that's what it is.

    Also, the etymology of the word and term vampire is as far as dated back to 1734, where they first used it in stories to talk about undead, or exhumed, human beings who are the revenants of evil. They were first described as ruddy due to the fact of the recent drinking of blood. They were not meant to be perfect or sparkle. They were meant to strike fear.

  • @girlishgamer1

    I Like Alucard!!!

    He cap is Wonderfull !

    an He Smoking

  • @girlishgamer1 NO such thing as vampires at all... they are made up, and Stephanie took the first version and made up her own... so really they are ALL vampires... but think of them as different breeds.

  • You know what...no. Fuck you Twilight fangirls. Im a fan of the series, but the comments im reading are getting on my nerves. A TRUE vampire (im not saying they exist) burns in the daylight. A TRUE vampire has red eyes. ALL THE TIME. A TRUE vampire would kick the shit out of anyone in Twilight.

    I could go on, but I don't feel like going even more out of my way to speak the truth.

  • Thank you, Finally a sane fan.

  • Twilight = FAIL

  • Ahahahaa they need to make a new one "How to make a twilight vampire costume"

  • does anyone know where to get some fangs?

  • who needs a vampire costume when you already are one...haha those kind of ppl scare me

  • thanks to this i know how to make an awesome vampire costume now

  • yeah that vamp kicks ass. i love his "light" dusting. lol.

  • this was stupid -.-

  • im ganna be a yip-yip 4 hallowen

  • if i saw him on the street, i'd run. :]

  • real vampires dont wear that!

  • oh and they onlyhave red eyes if theyre a new born. :D

  • and a vampire would never be seen with blood on his face. He's cleaner than that. Seriously!

    Team Edward FOR LIFE!

  • Twilight sucks. What kind of vampire sparkles?

  • bite me. >.>

    THE REAL VAMPIRES SPARKE.

  • Twilight vampires aren't vampires.

  • EXACTALLY!!

    this video lies. >.>

  • twilight <333

  • Why would a kick ass vampire wear makeup and it being a guy...thats just a little awkward

  • lol its so precise -make sure ur fangs fit all night..

  • pretty cool!

  • i think itd be cooler to dress as a cullen vampire. it's less conspicuous

  • Totally. Especially since most vampire costumes are a disgrace to the species...

  • i wear contacts! how can i find colored ones?

  • A lot of stores that sell glasses sell them. :) Some costume stores too . . . Though, be warned, they are VERY expensive!

  • no, not really.. just about 5 dollars more.

    at least where i live.

  • Really? Where I live they're REALLY expensive . . . Hm, odd.

  • i wish i could wear contacts

  • I do, and if you want colored ones and you dont have a prescription, you can still get them.

  • kewl

  • wow congrats XD ¬_¬

  • shut it

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