Cave Johnson For President!

[unbound1978]

IT'S A CONSPIRACY! He didn't mention the repulsion gel technology :D

[LetsPlayGuy12]

I don't care if he burns my whole neighborhood down.

Just as long as i get a Portal Gun, Cake, And COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!

[D3stroyer4]

@LetsPlayGuy12 forget about boots :P

[BlueManGroup10ROBLOX]

Incendiary limes.

[spadeface38]

@BlueManGroup10ROBLOX flammable oranges

[snickeyboom]

just lemons combustable lemons i vote those will be the new weapons so throw those hand grenades in that canyon time for combustable lemons

[dunejumpertwc]

Still better then obama.

[brandojc97]

he has my vote

[carldycoco]

red alert 3

[GenuineGeniusWriter]

You have my vote Mr. Johnson!

[SelfInflictedDeicide]

I suspect he is reading from a teleprompter!

[AussieGriffin]

That would be an improvement on anythng I've seen for a long time.

A.G.

[Geeko170]

I would vote for any candidate named Cave Johnson.

Stricktly on the basses that his name is Cave Johnson.

[ristar600]

Wasn't that the president from red alert 3?

[toektoektoek]

@ristar600 eeeyup

[bobkovski]

I'll vote for science.

[GFedFan]

Wasn't that the president of the United States in Command and Conquer?

[ZanathKariashi]

@GFedFan in 3 yeah. And his normal dialog is just about as funny.

[offenon]

A vote for Cave Johnson is a vote for combustible lemons!

[Artakhor]

Where he was at 19.12.2010 when Belorussian President elections were held!? I`m the first one to vote for him! :)

Oh, yes, the Russian elections are coming soon. Still, he does have a chance! :)

[antaloliver]

Cave Johnson for president! :D

[heronoki]

Cave Johnson and his combustible fucking lemons for president!

[CABALCORE100]

If they put Aperture in the Red alert universe that would be fucking sweet.

[StarFoxAutobot]

That'd be nice, but is Cave Johnson even alive anymore? He said he was dying.

[GoiNStarcH]

@StarFoxAutobot Died from moon rock poisoning or something

[ninjaspion]

@StarFoxAutobot Finish the game kind sir, you'll know the answer!

[TvojaStara1]

and me for spider man

[MistarDerp]

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!? I'M CAVE JOHNSON!!!! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BLOW YOU'RE COUNTRY UP IF DON'T STFU!!!!!" Fuck yeah, Cave Johnson would do everything the awesome way.

[InCention]

BEST VIDEO EVER.

[AangnimusPrime]

I love that JK Simmons have brought some lemons to The Legend of Korra. The meme's won't end.

[CABALCORE100]

Red alert Portal? Fuck yeah,

[TheAhtassar]

Vote for Cave Johnson to be Russian president!!!!

[Potatoxpotahto]

He's got my vote!

[vacguy99]

Yes sir,Mr.Jhonson!

[UnstableUranium]

This is JK Simmons as President of the US in Red Alert 3?

[CABALCORE100]

@UnstableUranium Yep lol.

[acau77]

Alright, ive been thinkin, when people give you laws, dont actually make them! What am I supposed to do about little old ladies!? Get mad! Deman to see the town's mayor! What would I do with new laws!? Do you know who I am!? Im the preesident, the guy whos gunna burn your economy down! With the vetos!

[MasterGeek0]

Yes sir, Mr. Johnson!

[Licoricesnails]

He's got my vote.

[XandNoWai]

I like when I don't check YouTube for a while, and all I said was that it's possible to write whatever name you want in for a ballet. And it's got a ton of responses. At least I'm not Top Comment. Hate those guys.

[Anarasha]

@XandNoWai You sound jealous of people with top comment.

[XandNoWai]

@Anarasha Me jelly? U jelly. Very few top comments are worth top commenting.

[Anarasha]

@XandNoWai Well, whenever someone says "I am glad I am not (subject name here)" it really sounds like they want to be (subject name here) in reality, but they want to seem cool and claim the lack of interrest for being (subject name here).

(was gonna put "subject name here" in the proper brackets, but it seems hacker protection prevents comments containing bracketed text like that)

[KristovGaedkavich]

Red alert ;]

[prymus141]

And where is Caroline??

[lygarx]

I would vote for him over Obama, no matter if Cave Johnson does start the apocalypse. Though I think Gordon Freeman was the one that started it all

[alexsander471]

00:08 Combustible Lemons!

[randyorton1122]

i love those types of lemons .the are out of this world.

[zeldamaniac14]

VOTE FOR THE LEMONS!!!!

[acephantom903]

I would vote for him. He founded that company and it lasted how many decades? He would help with the Economy. :3

[Happymystery12]

I WISH I COULD VOTE FOR HIM!!!! DAMN YOU AGE!!!

[Lumbago04]

damm i want some of these lemons :D

[chriswildeslife]

My nam is cave johnson

Me: you got my vote!!!

[fordprefect66]

@raquer10101 now you've got me imagining bill nye as vp

Vote Johnson-Nye!

[GetTheCans]

If only he hadn't irresponsibly drilled his company into the ground...

[DiamondClaw1991]

So, if Cave Johnson runs for president, will he be a Democratic or Republican?

[MUSTDOS]

No he will be lemonatrican

[DiamondClaw1991]

@MUSTDOS Lemoncratic sounds better :3

[RaveriusMax]

@DiamondClaw1991 Lemoncratic? Lemoncratic?!? Do you know who he is? He's Cave Johnson, this won't be a Lemocracy, this will be Lemtatorship!!

[Bluedino549]

@DiamondClaw1991 He'll be a SCIENTIST bringing you a computer-aided dictatorship! :D

[KTEFilmsInc]

@DiamondClaw1991 The Lemon Party...

...Oh God!

[raquer10101]

so THAT'S why cave made an army of mantis men. 8D science rules!

[ytWatchhound]

LOL no army of mantis men.

[martin123591]

Cave Johnson for President! Sarah Palin gets her house burn down with combustible lemons!

[WarriorFoxfur]

@martin123591

hate to be a smart ass, but, it's "burnt", not "burn" ;)

[Zeldagigafan90210]

@martin123591 apparently, she's life's manager.

[3ATSH1TBITCH]

Lmfao

[upsidog1]

i would vote for him

i would do anything cave johnson told me to do

[dinoguy331]

mantis men

[Bioniclemaster1998]

CAVE JOHNSON 2012!

[ryarod]

Looks like Cave's hair has been exposed to said lemons.

[KarikoEmpire34]

''I did not have sexual relations with that companion cube''

[ryanmshepard92]

@KarikoEmpire34 Very few comments have made me laugh as hard as yours did. Congratulations!

[SilentEcho16]

@KarikoEmpire34 you might not have, but i know i did o.o

[Arzaker]

when people ask about position on illeagal imigration i ve got 2 words

COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS !

[SoLSn1p3r]

CAVE JOHNSON FOR PRESIDENT! GLADOS FOR VICE PRESIDENT!

[UNKNOWNUSERnumber11]

omfg... awesome!

[RosesofWillows]

oh wow, when i lost my attention to the video, i learned something else:

Cool! Yanni - "Santorini" is the background music. ^_^

[Bullfr0g174]

69,697th viewer

[bigger46]

Not sure if to vote in, or destroy us all

[philip639]

YES.

[waldoman7]

Aperaturians ftw

In GLaDOS we Trust.

[zeron82411]

That came for RED ALERT!

[eggyolksam]

"Vote for me for science" where was he during the Cold War?

[shane44567]

@eggyolksam BURNING YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS! >:D

[HyperShadic777]

@shane44567 better yet BURN YOUR HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES DOWN!

[eggyolksam]

@shane44567  oh nooo! :o

[gatedude07]

No army of mantis-men? Screw that, he doesn't get my vote!

[DarkDragonGirlY]

any politicain that uses combustable lemons in his political reigieim has my vote! can i hav my 60 bucks now?

[Macintosh3745]

I would if he was

STILL ALIVE

Which he isn't ~_-

[xXDoublexAceXx]

i love how the voice blends perfectly

[MOTHforLife]

@xXDoublexAceXx That's because that's the voice actor.

[AmfleetII]

@xXDoublexAceXx

They are the same actor, btw.

[XtremeCam]

@xXDoublexAceXx They're the same voice actor!

[ivenstorm]

@xXDoublexAceXx probably because cave johnson is actually voiced by that guy. that guy is also known for playing j. jonah jameson in the spiderman movies

[etowngftddummy]

@xXDoublexAceXx He IS the voice actor of Cave Johnson, after all... lol

[TheMagicGlowingApple]

@xXDoublexAceXx thats because that guy J.K. Simmons or something plays Cave,

[Sternenfreund01]

cave for pesident!

[ElScotterino]

President Howard T. Cave Johnson from Command and Conquer: Portal Alert 23

[DeathBlade182]

"Vote for me, for science"

Words cannot describe how awesome that sentence was.

[Physicalchimera]

Thumbs up for Red Alert 3 <3

[Evilxtreme001]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING........."COMBUSTIBLE LEMOS"LOL

[DoctorScienceMan]

Oh, this country is screwed up anyways. Why the hell not just make him president and get it all over with?

[tacoswamper]

LMFAO

[danfento]

i burnt cave's house down with a bannana

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@danfento *Lemon

[martin123591]

Wheatley for vice president!

[legoclockfreak710]

black mesa can eat his presidential...

"sir! the test subjects?"

[SwankMoneyman]

GLaDOS for vice president!!!

[LOLDSFAN]

He's got my vote.

[NAWABRA]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[weaselowo]

JUST LEMONS XD

[MotiCompleto008]

this made my day

[MsCreepyChan]

yes sir mr president sir

[Minesweeperism]

Person: I voted for you wheres my 60 bucks?

Cave Johnson: I LIED!!

Chell: *shoots a portal into Cave Johnson's head*

[makedarkroses]

-votes-

lol jk, i already promised GLaDOS my vvote.

[CATESAFIRE100]

where the hell is the vote button!!!!!

[Astroman9991]

When life gives you lemons...you throw lemons at 'em, dummy!

[TheGizmofromPizmo]

Still not as crazy as any of the GOP candidates.

[ED38001]

CAVE JONHSON FOR WORLD LEADER

[MrMarksman36]

No walls, no permits, no turrets, no army of mantis men. Just Lemon! COMBUSTIBLE LEMON!

[therocker9987]

oh my god i think i pissed myself laughing

[persiangeorgiev]

GO CAVE JOHNSON! DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY!

[pazek101]

Yes please

[gatedude07]

What?! No army of Mantis Men?! That's it, I'm not voting for Cave Johnson!

[reignofcows]

RED ALERT 3 !!!1!!!12!2!@!11!1!!!!!!

[ExanRev]

enclave johnson anti-abortionists message

[rsslltrmblismyname]

put on cc its lol



[ileidia13]

You had me at combustible lemons.

[GoldenWolfStudios]

Combustible Lemons= What to do against illegal immigration? O_O

...Still, he had me at "for science". Vote for Cave!

[Strixlord]

DAMMIT!

I WANTED AN ARMY OF MANTIS-MEN :(

[JAMproductions88]

Turn transcribe audio on. LOL.

[mangaka19]

I won't vote for this up-wing Aperturian. I'm hardcore down-wing Blackmesan.

[waldoman7]

@mangaka19

people like you are ruining this country with your racism and blind belief of propaganda. Blackmesans caused the recession, the failure of social security, and the invasion by space pirates which we only survied thanks to Aperature Mantis Men. Aperturians do what we must, because we can, for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead.

In Glados we trust!

[ZacharyHere]

Haha i love red alert 3!! When i found out cave johnson was the same person who played as the president in red alert, bricks were shat.

[lagger0930]

@ZacharyHere yeah, i love the soviet

[minernoob90]

and this is why the world ends 2012.

[GarrysGuy123]

@minernoob90 Actually, Cave could fix that. I blame Obama for 2012.

[00411392]

@GarrysGuy123 With the Lemons.

[monus782]

So, if we elect this guy he's going to burn down all of Mexico with COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS?

[TheMcSaf]

@monus782 eeyup.

[OilyTower]

Screw you Obama & MCain.

It's Aperturians time to rule, with promises like the portal gun and robot technology i'm all for it and you sir have my vote!

[thewholefinshow]

@OilyTower dont forget the combustible lemons

[DarkGothGirl3212]

Freedom Does Come For Free Its In The Name

[SuperEmoBros]

just lamps

plastic eleventh

[XandNoWai]

You all realize if you're 18 or older you can Write-in Cave Johnson this November right?

[DASBIGUN]

@XandNoWai seriously.....OMFG



[RosesofWillows]

@XandNoWai That, Would be. The best.

LET THE NEW GENERATION VOTE A VIDEO GAME FOR PRESIDENT!! :D

Seriously think about it, 'the right to bear arms' = portal guns become legal to purchase!!

lol xD

[IronicAtheist]

@XandNoWai HOLY SHIT:

checklist

1.be glad it's the next month and i still ain't dead

2.check out the next elder scrolls: skyrim

3.fucking write-in Cave Johnson!

[IronicAtheist]

@XandNoWai p.s: it's even more significant because i just turned 18 and haven't ever voted before :D

[TonysTactics]

@XandNoWai omfg I'm doing that

[raykrislianggi]

"No walls, not permits, no TURRETS :D, no Army of Mantis Men. Just LEMONS, COMBUSTABLE LEMONS!" LOL

[megacaviagek]

Actually if you want him to sound more like Cave Johnson you should make his voice like it is coming out of an old speaker.

[raykrislianggi]

Vote for Cave Johnson! FOR SCIENCE!

[00411392]

@raykrislianggi I voted for him because of the lemons.

[richnick82]

no more lemonade for americans :(

[TheDurationPlusFive]

Caroline for vice president!

[heyj64]

"Vote for me, for science", I wanna hear a presidential campaigner say that in real life

[111urnotme]

But vice president Caroline might turn against her colligues and make herself an AI and kill everybody in the White House with Nerotoxin!!! :O

[Polygon6789]

We would all be sience slaves of his, except the scientists who would be employees

[legohero451]

hes got my vote

[ikari2015]

It's time for a change.

[budokaitimshow]

Red Alert 3 :D

[Horenramon]

ya i want him for prestdent

[walrusguyjr]

Combustible Lemons- $100

Companion Cube- $500

Gas- God knows how much

Seeing Cave Johnson becoming president- Priceless

[TheRoboSensei]

i knew the 2 words would be cumbustable lemons!

[mgdan6]

Vernon Schillinger for president

HOLY SHIT I WANT A PORTAL GUN !!!!!! THIS GUY I