Immortal Hilarious Boris Johnson Ping Pong Speech!

[EarlHare]

boris you f**king legend! we're so ready we might as well call a snap olympics tomorrow!!!!!!

[FreckletonBoy]

@EarlHare Oh yeah, we are SOOO ready. We could have them tomorrow ;)

[smallrouge1]

we love boris!



[ImaginedWriter]

1948 you bloody moron lol.

[SoundLad123]

whiff whaff



[brokenpicturestv]

There is no other word... the man's a genius.

[kealyc]

Could you imagine this guy doing a budget sppech in the Commons ? I's by it on DVD. It would be a bloody classic. Boris would make it interesting.

[asmodeus585]

Some people says he's bizarre. But when you look at our history it were always those strange/insane/bizarre folks who really changed our world. Churchill wasn't quite a typical person either. And that's good, because we shouldn't want anyone typical to govern us. The best politicians are those, who are deeply concerned about the state of current affairs and the future of their countries, not the people who seem to be just normal.

[andrejpwalker]

I looked up the rules of wiff waff. You take two cigar box lids and a wine cork. Then hit it backwards and forwards until someone misses. It sounded like a great deal of alcohol was involved!!!!

[andrejpwalker]

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[zengintepe]

If only he'd mentioned that we also stuffed the Aussies - then it would have been the perfect speech!! Boris for PM.

[martinbond2003]

Thw Olympics is a world tradition. Be proud that it is comming to London. There is more to life than money...

[rirtif]

He really earned a point:

"Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner, we looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to play Wiff Waff."

[rirtif]

I suppose Milo of Croton didn't use any dining table at all to eat the ox. Probably played wiff waff with its eyeballs, if not its testicles...

[skeletorphd]

Do you know this guy is the Mayor of London. I think he should have been made Foreign Relations secretary.

[joemb1977]

wow, nearly as witty as big b himself. So now can you tell me why?

The London Olympics is going to be a huge waste of money and do very little to improve Londoners lives. Your profile says that you can stand racism, nationalism (did you not find Boris' speech a touch nationalist?)judging people by their social position, etc. Well I can't either and perhaps if you looked at the Olympics in London you'll find thats exactly what their doing.

[joemb1977]

The regeneration of the east end basically amounts to pricing all the poor people out and it makes me sick to to see the Olympics advertise itself as an all inclusive society of happy Londoners of all backgrounds when anyone who doesn't fit the profile is being offered a "new" council home miles away from the community the olympics is sopossed to represent.

[ahmads786]

everyone was laffin ah him mn

[Mgrow]

BORIS IS TEH WIN!!

[ellisqpr86]

it's comin home,it'comin home,it's comin.Ping Pong's comin home

[joemb1977]

The London Olympics.

Many great British traditions,they'll include all the classics,snobbery,(whoops, i mean wit)that stiff old upper lip,(need to be when the bill comes)tolerance(they'll be a carefully selected representative from Londons many different ethnic groups plus a few token wheelchairs)and as for the gentrification (sorry, regeneration)of the eastend? I'm sure all the eastenders watching from where ever they have been push out too will agree it looks lovely and wish they were there?

[rfcjake]

You're gay by the way