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  • hummers are for poofs

  • 0:09 BlowJob.

  • If i was a posh Arab living somewhere in a desert, i'd buy this.

  • For my first car I'm going to get this love Hummer

  • So sad the hummer bisnuis is gone, it was a good corp

  • If I wanted stellar off-road abilities, I'd go for the legendary Land Rover Defender . If I wanted sheer size for presense, I'd go for the Dartz Prombron Iron Diamond. :)

  • Hello, Mr. 5 mpg. I'm sure you'll make good friends with the environment.

  • @Uxhenik the hummer h3 that i have gets between 14 city and 19 hwy.. far better than most trucks on the market. so do your research before bashing.. ps im an environmental scientist and for performance you get more per gallon than anything else

  • @candcfarms That's still very wasteful, dude. True, better than most trucks, but still very wasteful.

  • hummer h3 alpha is better tougher and stronger than ugly toyota land cruiser in off roading

  • get a jeep or h1 you faggots

  • h2 is gay. h3 is gay. h1 hummer is manly.

  • is the 5cyl underpowered??

  • @HUMMER09876 ive gat the 5 cyl and it doesnt’ seem underpowered but the towing isn’t very impressive and also there is no tow/ haul switch like on trucks so it tends to turn a few more rpm when towing really anything.

  • the 2005-2010 Hummer H3 was assembled in

    Port Elizabeth, Eastern Cape, South Africa

    Shreveport, Louisiana, United States

    Kaliningrad, Kaliningrad Oblast, Russia

  • why is she wearing a winter hat with shorts?

  • @rUlerS

    she looks nice

  • Hello!, welcome to kelly blue book review.

  • FUCK YOU KBB!!

    MY CAR IS NOT BLUE

    I NEVER TRUST A BITCH

    NOBODY CAN TELL ME WHAT MY CAR IS WORTH

  • Yeah, totally, buy a BMW. Lol you sound so sorry!

  • Hummer drivers are too fat or too small and always narcassistiic.

  • my mom has one and all I can say is that the build quality is horrible, hers is an 06 with an I5 and 0-60 on 10 sec. come on!....Buy a bmw x5 with the I6 and u get 0-60 in 6 sec.

  • @BMWX5alpine It's an SUV fuck nut, not a race car...

  • @BMWX5alpine a hummer isn't a sports car. . .it isn't a luxury suv. . .its an offroad beast. the x5 is quicker but it can't really go to the extremes of the hummer. I wish they made a more pocket friendly one though. . .gasoline sucks balls.

  • I just got mine and I love it! It is not as bad on gas as people make it out to be if you get the 5 cylinder. But I wish mine had the backup camera, I always just have to hope there are no children standing behind the car when Im backing up...

  • @vuzdude yeah they all think it sucks but TBH, its similar to other big suv style vehicles that GM makes. the price to pay of driving a two ton vehicle that can go where few others can. in europe the economy feels like driving a boeing 747, but its a different landscape really.

  • I would like to see a hummer with a 3rd row seating and with at least 18 mpg

  • "faux air intakes"??? If you buy this car for offroading, you can at least have real intakes. Even if you don't offroad, who wants fake features? And such a huge car, they can't even put flat folding rear seats... Also, that interior is the cheapest looking I've ever seen. It looks like those pleather seats will start cracking after 5 months' use.

  • @dunti21 fuck you bitch!!!!

  • @096ist is that your reasoning for defending this hunk of low-grade metals and plastics?

  • @dunti21 please consider that hummers are also good vehicles

  • @096ist That's better :-)

  • @dunti21 thanks I appreciate it. Sorry about what I said to you.

  • "faux air intakes"??? If you buy this car for offroading, you can at least have real intakes. Even if you don't offroad, who wants fake features?

  • @CrashJSTest

    You might be suprised, a friend of mine has an FJ and he has had nothing but problems, another friend of mine has a GMC Envoy that has over 275k and has had zero problems.. the Jap cars arent as indistructible as they once were thought to be.. as a matter of fact, Ford is considered one of the most reliable cars out there now.

    All I know is, I Made the Right decision buying the H3.. Like I've said.. It's the best vehicle I've ever owned!!

  • @CrashJSTest

    ... I was also skeptical of the Hummer itself due to all the "chatter" like; gas mileage, too big, arrogance, visibility.. but that all seems to be envy or jealousy.. maybe ignorance, I don't know but I do know MY H3 gets 15 city and 20 highway (tested it myself) once on a 300 mile trip I pushed out 22mpg.. Nothing against the Jap cars, I'm just saying that I would take my H3 any day over any of the other mid-size suv's.

    BTW. I'm now at 78k. still driving and lookin like new!!

  • @CrashJSTest

    That's awesome you've got yourself a Toyota that you like.. I don't have anything against it or your desire to own it.. When I bought my Hummer I was actually looking at a Pathfinder But, once I really started reading the reviews (actual owners, not the magazines and other agencies) the Hummer was better reviewed by far! I was very sceptical buying a GM product, I've never been a fan of GM..

  • I have one of these and love it.

  • If you get Hummers NOW, they will be a good couple of thousand off of the MSRP because of the fact that GM has stopped production of them.

  • i have 3 cars and i'm 18 YO

    1- Hunday Accent 2006 = i hate it.

    2- Toyota Fortuner 2008 = it's aight.

    3- Chevy Caprice Brugham 1990 + 3000 watt sound system = i love it

  • the only problem i have with my 08 h3 alpha is the monthly payment hahaha

  • I want one in yellow

  • "disconnected steering" wtf is that?.....of course he feels disconnected, he does'nt own one yet.

  • i love my h3

  • RIP Hummer and H3,i never liked the Hummers except the military hummers because they are too squared and inside is a mess,but it's a shame to see it go.

    I hope Suburban will live for centuries more.

  • 08 hummer H3 gets 13-18 mpg

    08 Wrangler gets 15-19 Mpg

    try Fueleconomy (dot) gov

    Im not taking sides, in jsut stating some facts. Unlike you wannabe "car Enthusiasts" who Hate this and like that. Word from the Wise Car Enthusiasts respect ALL vehicles, no matter how bad they are.

  • Is there an AUX input in the 2009 H3?? In need to play my iPod when i drive ahaha

  • H3 = gay

  • @honchoryanc fuckig asshole envidioso jajajajajaja envidioso de mierda

  • just on a smaller scale, silly americans...

  • 8mpg  (O.O)

  • THAT REARVIEW CAMERA DOESNT HELP MOMS AT ALL BAKN N THA DRIVEWAY LOL ONLY IF IT BEEPED THIS "STOP DAM IT UR BOUT TO GO N THA DITCH PUT N IT DRIVE N BAK THA HELL UP AGAIN " LOL

  • trae una a la argentina

  • :-l

  • Thumbs up if you HATE it when idiots ask for thumbs up...oh wait

  • i will prefer the Hummer HX....will it ever be mass produced?? But its pretty good too...

  • I have an h2 im thinkin of buyin this 4 my daughters 16th bday

  • @bmw760li150 gee good for you

  • it is flatter. they just forgot to move the bottom sit as well.

  • fuck hummers, bye a jeep

  • @andyc234 buy**

  • lmao!

  • thats sad, its a piece

  • i have an 89 hummer s

    :( but all of these are pictures :P

  • that's just a toy. it's just a crappy chevy with a bulky design

  • Get it now if you want it. You can't no longer wait for Hummer just stopped producing.

  • I have the same thing except mine is black h3 . loooove it !

  • wohooo.. this is my dream car!!

  • SUV = POS

  • hummer=sucks

    jeep=awesome

  • la compro cuento cuesta !!!

  • YOUR DREAM IS FUCKING SHIT!!

  • Does anyone know where i can buy a brand new h3 hummer in england?

  • I'd rather get a Subaru

  • i hate hummers

  • @Abyss192 so why you watching this vid? lol.. Idiot.

  • This is a Piece Of Shit Death Trap. By how Big it is it Should have a 5/5 Front and Side Crash Test Rating but No it has a 4/5 front, 3/5 Side and a 3/5 roll Over Which is Very Sad. A Better 4x4 Would be a Jeep.

  • @WedidLandONtheMOON a piece of shit would be priced under 2000 and a death trap would have a lot less of a rating this has. its actually not that big either

  • getting one tomorrow

  • @icemanlouie1215 congrats!!!

  • @icemanlouie1215 how was it ?

  • @icemanlouie1215 How do you like it so far. Im lookin at buyin the H3 or the H3T for my first car whats your overall opinion

  • @coolKat666666666 i got an h3 for my first car and its awesome. plus at school when you show up in one its an attention grabber. ive also had random girls wave at me.

  • I have an 06 H3 with the I-5 and I can honostly say this is the best vehicle I have ever owned! It is now 4 years old with 65000 miles on it and I have had NO problems AT ALL. More then enough power, especially torque! Ride & handling is Awesome. Visibility is better then in my wifes Toyota minivan. Offroad, It is a Beast!! It is top 3 in the best offroad vehicles stock from the MFG with several Mags and agencies. better then Honda, Toyota & Nissan! If u dont like it u havent driven it!

  • yeah, I have an 06 also and love it. glad to hear you have had no problems, mine either

  • hey bro how much MPG u get on it? b.c i wanna get one.... is it a worthy car? b.c ppl talk shit about it

  • @Cangri69 People that talk crap about this vehicle have never driven it. I grew up in Jeep Wranglers and now own a 2008 H3 Alpha. It's the best vehicle that I've ever owned and I'm not going back to Jeeps. A properly driven H3, with decent tires and lockers can do anything a Jeep can do and then some. Jeeps roll too much. My MPG on the highway is around 19-20 MPG. In the city, it drops to around 14-15. That's better than most trucks, some minivans and even some cars. This is a great SUV!

  • @Paladine71 well Said- I totallly agree (08 H3x)

  • @Cangri69 FYI- My 08 H3 gets 16-17 MPG BETTER than any Jeep Wrangler or Cherokee of the same year. WAY better than a Jeep according to my friends who own Jeeps!

  • If this piece of shit was anymore on jeep wrangler nut's it would be its dick

  • The 3.5l is the standard powerplant, not the 3.7.

  • @Soprano313 In the year that this review was made, it was a 3.7 for the I5. 3.5l were in previous years.

  • when you say hummer ,i say crap

  • the H3 isnt that fucking expensive wtf

  • MY SUV in YEAR 2017

  • this looks nice i for some reason thought the h2 was a bit offputting and unattractive

  • it's bad indian car

  • it's too costly!

  • @ekwanliana 20K for a 08 H3x with 37 thousand miles is expensive??

  • the hummer brand should've started with this truck. It is amazing. I love these.

  • Hummer rocks, but its not Hummer....=\

  • I love  Hummer

  • Hummers Rule! Jeeps as well :). But I have a question "Why are people obsessed with the drivers of hummers having little privates?" I love hummers (h1 is ugly tho lol)

  • @Hummerlove60 its because they have to compensate for what they will never have the success nor the money to pay for. its quite pathetic.

  • @ultimate0death  what do u drive a yugo

  • @ujvari73 Actually I drive an H3, asshole. Kinda the reason I found the video in the first place? I'm sorry if it doesn't meet your environmental standards. And sorry, but I don't play that disgusting "small package" game, but Ill leave you to it you fucking toddler.

  • @Hummerlove60 Because they are jealous. That kind of second grade insult has been used for years on big trucks, sports cars, nice motorcycles, etc. If people are jealous, they use little comments like that to express their own inadequecies.

  • @Paladine71 fuck'em

  • hummer h3=soccer mom van

  • hummer h3=soccer mom van

  • Jesus they are ugly as hell. Anyone who wastes money on one needs a slap.

  • @RastafariPoet I have a 2008 black with chrome package, nav, leather, backup cam,sunroof, and tow package now come slap me biatch!

  • @Ronf465

    You slapped yourself for buying it lol

  • @RastafariPoet Leased it for $200 a month LESS than a Jeep Commander so Jeep is the one who got slapped! :)

  • @Ronf465

    I'm kidding man I give you props lol Its personally not that bad -- I honestly wouldnt mind driving it. However, I prefer a HMMWV.

  • Gm is recalling all of the P.O.S & putting adhesive on the hood to "FIX" the problem.

    Biggest P.O.S since the new Camaro. Anybody who owns anything that this P.O.S company put out is sell out!

  • @dansodium.. Do us all a favor and go play in oncoming traffic. k thanx.

  • @dansodium whats pos?

  • Great car. Love the H3.

  • my very fucking dream car

  • I will now accurately quote actor "Bill Duke" from the Schwarzenegger film "COMMANDO": "You know what I like best about this car? The price."

  • I always think of a scene about a hummer in Family Guy whenever I see these lol.

  • So I need a little help on deciding something, I'm buying my first car soon, and my dad has his eyes set on both the 2010 Aston Martin V8 Vantage and the Hummer H3. Personally I prefer the Hummer, so if I were to compare both cars, which one would win?

  • @webeee01

    How do you compare a sports road car to a midsized SUV?

    Astons really suck to be honest, I'd just buy a Camaro instead.

  • @Rsimon859 No mate, I'm not comparing the cars, I just want to know, what would make a better first car. So basically I might go for the Hummer.

  • My dad has one, and is wonderfull, you dumbass

  • H2 and H3 are my favorite cars

    Love them

    But the technical indoor facilities are sooo low.

    They are from the last century!!!

    This car is my favorite "monster"

    But other cars like the german mercedes or the french citroen, show it could most better

  • My mom surprised me with an H3 a few months ago. It's got a 3.5L Inline-5 and plenty of space for me. I'm 6'1" and weigh 200 pounds so that might say something? Anyways, today I raced a Honda Pilot and won. The H3's performance is vastly underrated and it is a really great SUV. I've learned to really love my HUMMER and I love it to death. I've taken it off road and had a blast! I even pulled my friend's FJ out of the mud with it.

    Great car, totally under-rated, it's worth every penny.

  • @Rsimon859 spoiled child....

  • Has a cramped interior and poor visibility. I thought it was going to be like the H2. I only call the H1 a true Hummer.

  • I have an Audi and I would rather have an H3.

  • You have a Q7 or Q5 and you think H3 is a better car?

  • @GreyGooseStraight believe me keep the audi

  • i gotta 09 H2 and my aunty has the 570 lexus aka the new one lol ive drvien both.. lexuse might be very luxury but its just a landcruiser with a different badge. thee h2 feels more powerfull and attracts more attention.. and alot of hotties :P lexus only attracts 40 year old people cause of its name. h3 attacts alot of attention aswell

  • omg fk that is my dream car thou BMW was first

  • "Gas Guzzler"...H3 in what the music industry called "One Hit Wonder" or the "3rd Hit Nightmare"

  • H3 gets about the same gas mileage as a Wrangler Rubicon.

    It may be 1 mile/gallon lower, but it's actually very similar. The H3 also 0-60s faster then a Rubicon, even with the Atlas.

    So I never understood the whole "JEEP IS BETTER! H3's SLOW AND A GAS GUZZLER", when you really compare the facts.

  • 38K, man thats cheaper than one year tuition fees at med school.

  • @scarnix you're not thinking about the fuel costs.

  • @scarnix ik :(

  • This shit is my fucking dream!!

  • chap 8938... i think its time for you to go. And what a horrible comparison. Your lexus was a complete waste of money. had one for 6 months and got rid of it. point being the Hummer cannot be compared to by any. Its a one of a kind vehicle so your argument is fucking retarded

  • who knows how much gus u need for this monster

  • 14/18mpg, which is actually not bad for a full-sized SUV. Especially when you compare it to a Rubicon, which is tiny and weighs next to nothing and they still only get 16/19mpg..

    Top Gear once said it well. "It's not what you drive, it's how you drive it." When their M3 got better gas mileage around their track then a Prius.

  • Don't compare lexus with HUMMER...They are two different car brands. One's offraod and the other is luxury that doesnt weigh as much as 4 elephants

  • Lexus is the luxury vehicle division of Japanese automaker Toyota Motor Corporation. FAIL

  • LOL dumbass a lexus is american

  • lolno

    Lexus has never been American.

  • i have no idea why any sane person would waste thier money on this american trash, i drive a lexus GS and one of these hummer h3 pulled up next to me the other day at the lights and i could not get over how big the thing is, worse is that it only seats 5 people tho its bigger than any 8 seater people mover, the huge amount of petrol that it uses should make this kind of vehicle redundant, anyone that buys this car is insane and must have a serious inferiority complex. sorry to offend anyone.

  • I don't drive a H3 but your comment is kinda funny

    #1. you say American trash, it's people who think like that that has caused our problems with the auto industry, economy & all the job losses

    #2. you say uses a huge amount of petrol? The H3 is a 5 cylinder engine, I would think a Lexus GS is a V6 or V8 using the same amount of fuel or even more

    #3. you say anyone that buys this car has a serious inferiority complex? why do you drive a Lexus? it's just a dressed up Toyota with a fancy name

  • the problems with the US auto industry has been caused by them producing decades of gas guzzling poor quality cars, people cant be expected to buy inferior US cars just to support the US car industry when there are far better alternatives from europe and japan. my lexus GS 450h uses 8 litres per 100 kilometers as opposed to the H3 using 14-16, look it up. i drive a lexus cause i want a qualtiy, luxury car, most hummers are bought by people who wish to stand out, and not for their offroad ability

  • You're right. For a while, American Motor companies have produced cars that are very fuel inefficient, although they look better than the Japanese made economy-safe cars. Nowadays, the American SUV line is declining and is being replaced by crossovers. I wonder if a Hummer Crossover is coming...

  • I agree fully with you.

  • @chap8938 the H3 isn't that big...

  • The Hummer performs better than Lexus in terms of MPG, Off-Road Capability, and speed. You must be high on some Vietnamese weed or some shit, you Asian, you.

  • get the new Hummer H1N1,its a ride to die for

  • lmfao haha

  • haha, well said

  • Great truck.

  • hopefully a diesel or turbo diesel is on the books for the new hummer, that would be ace!

  • after it became a chinese company...no thanx

  • Hummer sucks now cause it's own by chinese fuck.

  • Fuck chinese! they fucked hummer up H2 was better

    plus that i hate facists.

  • em why does hummer suck at least u get the hummer grunt but chinesse build quality just be grateful hummer is still in buisness

  • toyota have worst gas sucker and nobody cry about..

  • I agree.

  • this car used to be an american crap and now it's a chinese crap.

  • Hummer is not owned by GM anymore. China owns it now. Sad, i know.

  • Fuck you capatilist fags! Yall just have small penis syndrome!

  • You just need to learn making comments with swearing thick twat. What 's the car has to do with the small penis syndrome. Are you blowing out of mind completely.

  • every day i see at least 1 hummer on the street

  • I'd love a hummer, I'm just disappointed it's sucking up so much fuel which is the reason i never bought it.

  • I agree it looks very strong and mean and different from the average SUV availavle in the market. Gas consumption is real issue

  • shut up son of the pig

  • I just got an H3! :D