My sisters dressed me up like a fucking doll with lipstick, a pink umbrella, the ball dress, the whole thing!!! They took pictures! Then, they made me play with BARBIES!! Come on!!
dude, this is actually one of his funnier acts, people just have a consensus now that he isn't funny but he has some really funny shit. Maybe some of his newer stuff isn't up to par but i still wanna have a beer with him
You know what I find weird? For sme reason, the way Dane made this expression, it seemed like he was Christian Bale! That was like between 2:55 to around 3:00. and then I saw another glimpse at 3:00 and also throughout the video, he looek like Mark Whalberg XD
Abcdefg I will kill your fam il y
coolchick1109 5 days ago
He looks like zach from saved by the bell
HomemadeIndie 2 weeks ago
speak and spell it should have been called speak of the devil abcdefg i will kill your family
blowsound1 2 weeks ago
abcdefg I will kill your family!
TheKimmy106 4 weeks ago
The guy in the blue t shirt at 4:20 is like 'what tha fuck is this guy doin?!'
KatyKuties 1 month ago 3
My sisters dressed me up like a fucking doll with lipstick, a pink umbrella, the ball dress, the whole thing!!! They took pictures! Then, they made me play with BARBIES!! Come on!!
Littlemandude11 1 month ago
25 people don't like Dane Cook
aspasiz 2 months ago 5
@aspasiz fuck them :p
buffyvdtruebloodgeek 1 month ago
@aspasiz
A lot more than 25 people don't like Dane Cook.
kakonis 1 month ago
the part with the dog is funny
AlanWake1994 2 months ago
abcdefg i will kill your family
MrGeorgeDashington 2 months ago
I think he is funnier now
hjo737 2 months ago
Kinda looks like Christian bale
KlutchAndJerel 2 months ago
@KlutchAndJerel kinda. only christian bale's a bit leaner.
MrShenhai 2 months ago
Who is mr. Firly ? or mr. Firlie ?
atph120890 2 months ago
hilarious bastard! 3:42 ugliest face eva!
ReyistheBeast 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
hahahah love the guys face at 4:20 best
2007smilyface 2 months ago
You can tell he eventually learnt karate
internature 3 months ago
Abcdefg I will kill ur family
Marcolandi12 3 months ago
@JungleEmpress87 As soon as I put on my leotard
DkXboxer 3 months ago
Speak Like the DEVIL!
That's one of my favorite Dane Cook lines. :D
JungleEmpress87 4 months ago
"Makeovers!"...no wonder his skin looks soo flawless!!! LoL
chrrycke04 4 months ago
25 people are being hunted by speak and spell
nomaka 4 months ago
amazing how he trained his voice to not sound this gay.
griggiorouge 5 months ago
Dane Cook reminds me of Jim Carry wayyyyy to much.
Goer789 5 months ago
24 people wanted to learn karate but someone trick them to learn aerobics
lalaanime95 5 months ago
This guy is the man! Although he kinda looks like Jim Carrey...
1987Sevo 6 months ago
He looks like trevor from WKUK in this
left4lol101 6 months ago
He does sound so much like a young Jim Carrey here. And act like him. And look like him a little bit.
thesir27 6 months ago
click on cc and transcribe audio. LOL!
pombenenge 6 months ago
Jim Carrey?
YesitsKendra 6 months ago
0====(::::::::::::::::::HAILSATAN:::::::::::>
TheRmill3r 6 months ago
"...as soon as I put on my leotard"
langilorian 6 months ago
Play with meeeeeeeeee!
ilizeamichelle 6 months ago
a bit like jim carry
gkossivas 6 months ago
24 people aren't retarded
Dayoldsushy 6 months ago
@Dayoldsushy no they are they are ball sucking trolls
ProjectV6 5 months ago
@ProjectV6 hmmm... no, that's not it.
Dayoldsushy 5 months ago
sounds a little like chris griffin when he did the kid who talks like the devil
jayczzya 6 months ago
Shut up! Shut up cz I'm not DONE!!! D:
animallova97 7 months ago
4:20 Guy looks terrified XD Happy four twenty
jiffinbigles 7 months ago
lol XD dane cook is awesome
23 people lost to simon
amayathewolf3 7 months ago
He looks a lot like Patrick Bateman here when he screams
PersonalPowerCoach 7 months ago
not that funny
Juandingodotcom 7 months ago
You look like charlie sheen and act like a bitch
max12by12 7 months ago
22 people or more by now worship teh devil
peterX2996 7 months ago
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abcdefg I will kill your family.
AnimalLover101195 7 months ago
its true simon cheats
blade19961 7 months ago
simon must be easy for ppl with photografic memory =-=
oreoshewolf 8 months ago in playlist Dane Cook is a silly b!tch
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argentinasoccerman 8 months ago in playlist Dane Cook
19 People worship the devil :3
SakuraAvalonBleac25 8 months ago
I just don't see how people think he's funny.
PowerHeal 8 months ago
I still have one of those. 8(
Shisanba 9 months ago
-3 his face @ 2:10
gcchick2006 9 months ago
He was so hyper back then. LOL
BBOYxAxDOX 9 months ago 22
pause at the guys face at 4:21 AHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
buddygirl06 9 months ago in playlist DANE COOK
@buddygirl06 it looks like he was picking his nose
darthtuna66 9 months ago
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buddygirl06 9 months ago in playlist DANE COOK
dude, this is actually one of his funnier acts, people just have a consensus now that he isn't funny but he has some really funny shit. Maybe some of his newer stuff isn't up to par but i still wanna have a beer with him
bAll3r9StYl3 9 months ago
I love this guy, but Gaw Damn, this was terrible.
NikolaiTweelman 9 months ago
love you Dane :D
shobijin 10 months ago
the game simon was hard but i could get like so far into it and messs up when it would go into like 40 something combinations
musicforskippy 10 months ago
@musicforskippy thank you for sharing that with us. My opinion of you has increased greatly now so you can start feeling content again.
xsjadowolf 10 months ago
@xsjadowolf thanks but simon would piss me off
musicforskippy 10 months ago
My god, what an unfunny douchbag.
96FreakyStyley 10 months ago
@96FreakyStyley so dont watch it then sad fuck
ProjectV6 10 months ago
aren't comics supposed to be funny?
TheJosh1111111111111 11 months ago
lol at dude in blue at 4:20
MyMisconception 11 months ago
joke starting at 3:00 is hilarious... i laugh every time
I AM THE MASTER
savigy1301 11 months ago
press 4 repeatedly. it sounds like hes saying booby
capps4242 11 months ago
is he being funny?
I don't know, he's moving around a lot.
beauhopkins1 11 months ago
MAKEOVERS!!!!! Lol XD
SicklySweet1992 1 year ago
Speak and Talk like the Devil! lmao
DarkGensis 1 year ago
0:53 was funny.
Ashbringer80 1 year ago
His voice is ssoooo hot
3daysgraceforeva17 1 year ago
He looks really young in this. Was this when he first started performing?
Spongefreak89 1 year ago
I just pissed myself laughing. Literally.
ultimatemew12 1 year ago
lol keep pressing 4
TheJezzabelclarkson 1 year ago
@TheJezzabelclarkson Sounds like he's saying "puppy boob"...
jakesaysknee 1 year ago
@jakesaysknee lol
TheJezzabelclarkson 1 year ago
I <3 Dane Cook!
GirliciousAndjeo 1 year ago
Play with me ...... A b c d e f g I will kill your family
Diehardfilms94 1 year ago 2
@Diehardfilms94 a b c d e f g i will screw you mentally 3:)
blackatuski360 2 months ago
"boo bee boo boo, boo boo beep beep beep beep beep beep boo boo beep beep beep beep beep boo boo boo boo beep beep beep beep brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! "
LolaBunnieMusic 1 year ago
"that thing used to wake me in the night" *devil voice* "play with meeee!
SpeedyAvatar 1 year ago
YOU ARE GOING DOWN !!!!!!! ….… as soon as I put on my leatard LMFAO ¡
sandalslippersXO 1 year ago 2
lol
UtubeDuDeDuh 1 year ago
his giggle is cute haha "hehah." lol
gabyg 1 year ago 3
he sounds so different here.
audjbahgosh 1 year ago 5
He's kind of annoying
Irawdom 1 year ago
@Irawdom ur annoying
linh867 1 year ago 26
@linh867 Thank you
Irawdom 1 year ago
@linh867 so are you.
holyhellbombsfromshi 5 months ago
Speak from Hell. That should be the title.
pinoykearo 1 year ago
14 people worship the devil
xsumuhdihx 1 year ago 69
Turretts tics much?
daddyrizla 1 year ago
All you had to do was.... remember
TheMusicjuice 1 year ago 3
You're a bad dog.
ScreamAsNeeded 1 year ago
I am the master :D xDD
DarkAngelNica 1 year ago
i just realized he is so much like jim carey. delaaaay
XSTUTCHX 1 year ago
lol "I had 1 brother 5 sister's. . .I had to wear a tampon just to fit in"
QueenB4Life 1 year ago 5
abcdefg i will kill your family XD
iullia20 1 year ago 3
lol *whisper* "I am the master"
koolkid21ful 1 year ago
chris from family guy must have had a speak and spell :D
rustbucket3000 1 year ago
i'm crying and laughing like hell over here xDDDDDDDDDD
345takashi 1 year ago
666 likes 0_0
brotherjames10 1 year ago
4:21 looks like Ray Liotta in a trance
RENEGADEWHA 1 year ago
this is on another one of his cds...
TheNooBgameHelpers 1 year ago
SHUT UP IM NOT DONE. -
i love him <3
StyrofoamBlades 1 year ago
He sounds like chris Griffen from family guy with his "speak n spell" impression!
brookeizthebest1221 1 year ago
he reminds me of jim carrey
iloveblack101 1 year ago 3
LOL! "whatevaaaa" speak like the devil HAH
QLFILMS 1 year ago
omg!!! HAHAHA thts 2 good!!!
carrieea3 1 year ago
do not watch this while high.
therealbillybeans 1 year ago
4:22 look at the guy, the best WTF ever
IRewweIR 1 year ago 7
he really reminds me of Jim carry when he used to do stand up comedy
mar000m4 1 year ago
"You are going DOOOWN!
.. As soonas I put on my leotard."
LMAO
talia102006 1 year ago
lmao
(whisper)
I AM THE MASTER
emtyrage16 1 year ago
What's with the one guy at 4:22 ? Is he stunned or is he laughing?
TheAlexander356 1 year ago
@TheAlexander356 haha! i think he's picking his nose :) lol
brownbeautyeyes 1 year ago
SPEAK LIKE THE DEVIL! i love him!
SorryiCantbePerfect8 1 year ago
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a b c d e f g i will kill your familyXD
i had to wear a tampon just to fit in!
hahah. "make overs!"
i am the master!!!!!!
Gotta love him
Sophriaxnumberx1 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
dane cook a whole lot of unfunny bullshit
desconocidos27 1 year ago
@desconocidos27 hey if you dont like him why'd you watch the video......stupid.....
SorryiCantbePerfect8 1 year ago 3
@SorryiCantbePerfect8 ever heard of "freedom of speech", you dumb fuck?
desconocidos27 1 year ago
boo bi boo bu boob ip bu bip bip bubu bu bip bip bububu prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1:54
enriquemarenco 1 year ago
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2:26 yea whatevaaa :D :D
KevinFili 1 year ago
who old is this?
chick16Landon 1 year ago
@chick16Landon It's about joe years old...:P
rayvert64 1 year ago
@rayvert64 HAHA lol!!
ltdaxter786 1 year ago
He was ugly back then! (he's okay now but shaved is not his style)
winxgirlalways 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 3:09 OMGGG
badass147 1 year ago
He is soo fuckin funny. That guy at 4:18 took it up the assssss
LikKitgo0d 1 year ago
love him!!!!!!!!
XtraNormalVideos888 1 year ago
lol id wear a tampon just to fit in
snugglebear4 1 year ago
"I had to wear a tampon just to fit in"
LOL!! XD
stefaniecorex 1 year ago
a b c d e f g, i will kill your family
=)))))
tigrutzadya27 1 year ago
@animallover70 He looks so much like Christian Bale in this clip!
absolutelyleigh 1 year ago
@absolutelyleigh
i'd say he's closer in looks to Michael Trucco from Battlestar Galactica
cazia9 1 year ago
not all that funny
MyProductBrand 1 year ago
I think that you would be better of getting karate lessons from spongebob lol
CrazyBlondie301 1 year ago
"i spelt great,i talked like a freak"!!!!!! haha
drummer87ish 1 year ago
You know what I find weird? For sme reason, the way Dane made this expression, it seemed like he was Christian Bale! That was like between 2:55 to around 3:00. and then I saw another glimpse at 3:00 and also throughout the video, he looek like Mark Whalberg XD
animallover70 1 year ago
3:41 to 3:44 ftw XDDD
Threatsketch 1 year ago
MAKEOVERS!
coralfang0224 2 years ago
LOL! I love it when he freaks out, like whenever the audience laughs mid-joke! He does that all the time it's sooo funny!!!
Ecofreak96 2 years ago 2
he's so adorable!! LOl
rednut27 2 years ago
Omg he's such a goofball I love it
CrazymotherTrucker24 2 years ago 3
reminds me of jim carry
brodman23 2 years ago 4
I love him but he was kinda being a jerk in this video. Telling the audience to shutup.
NintendoWarrior1 2 years ago
@NintendoWarrior1 thats his act
semitalian 2 years ago 3
@NintendoWarrior1 he wasn't being a jerk. it's comedy.
Sims2players 1 year ago
@NintendoWarrior1
Shut up. :)
cloudynitemare 1 year ago
check out the look on the guy in the audience at 4:21
GonzoPheen1984 2 years ago 2
For some reason in this bit, there are some parts where he reminds of Jim Carey. weird...
tjolmsy 2 years ago 6
Yeah, I agree! Whenever he's really funny!
1. Jim Carrey 2. Steve Martin (from the 70's)
3. Dane Cook
PoutinePete 2 years ago
@tjolmsy yea i kno i find he looks alot like him in this video
semitalian 2 years ago
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tjolmsy 2 years ago
ABCDEFG i will kill your family!
artisticgirlk330 2 years ago 4
i have simon 2 my brain died after i hit 20 levels
Ashdude 2 years ago 4
Boop boop beep boop.
Boop boop beep boop.
Beep boop boop beep boop beep boop boop bop beep bop bop boop beep beep bop boop...
LOLfunnyful 2 years ago
remember
thats all u had 2 do
heyu94 2 years ago
I was so baked and wached this, the ABCDEFG i will kil your family had me working my abs for literally an hour!
TheGanjafun 2 years ago 2
abcdefg i will kill ur family
TheNileQueen 2 years ago 3
haha i had noogies when i grew i with sisters what did i get MAKEOVERS!! hahaha (how he said it and the hand thing i died) lol
kayjordan23 2 years ago
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my DOG is funnier
sugarpopgirl101 2 years ago
Then why are you watching the video?
Beast52864 2 years ago 2
funnest guy ever he rules
danyar4445 2 years ago 71
@danyar4445
funnest
TheIkidsEde 1 year ago
ABCDEFG i will kill ur family
deadmark3 2 years ago 6
that sweater's too big for him xD
dane cook pwns
DarkSinEXODUZ 2 years ago
Shut uuup! I'm not done! This is what he did, the cheap honky.
Ahaha!
Katiedora122 2 years ago 36
LOOOOOLL!
coolschoolygirl260 2 years ago
omg i've heard a lot of dane cook but that was by far 1 of the funniest 1's!!
RyuHyabusa359 2 years ago 4
"play with meeeee" SHIT! CHUCKY!
dragontamerketta 2 years ago 6