I actually speak as a man who appreciates Manning and the Boosh in equal measures and I honestly think people are taking this video and Bernard's opinions the wrong way. Think about it, Bernard was old enough to be Noel and Julian's Grandad, of course his comedy tastes are going to be different! He came from a completely different age, I'm sure Fielding and Barratt would agree with me on this
There was a white family, a black family and a paki family all living in a tenement block. One day a tornado struck the block and blew it away. Who survived? The white family as they were all out at work!
By "nobody could tell you any different", he meant "nobody could convince me that was funny". Being an old guy he spoke in a different way to today's youth.
Perhaps if they would of said paki or wog every other second, Manning might of approved. Saying that i think the mighty boosh is just random zany shit that idiots regard as genius.
the boosh doesn't think anything, obviously noel and julian make each other laugh, and made other people laugh so they made a tv show. nw little britain is shit. the best bits are the bits between sketches, like the real mime, with the banana, and then the rope, that's funny. and then the guy who comes out of his house naked, then runs back in quickly and comes out again with his briefcase. but fatfighters is just a poor man's jobseeker's. fucking shit. dust, anyone? anybody? dust..terrible
but he wasnt actually a real racist e had black mates an paid 2 save a asian kids life 4 a operation but ppl hated im jus cos e sed racist jokes ..... fuck political correctness, making a joke out of anything should be incorrect because its undermeening whatever the joke is about. think about that. FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!! R.I.P. to a great man!!!
woman walks in 2 a vibrator shop shop man says which 1 d u want we got yellow,red,green...woman says can i have that tarten coloured one, shop assistant says u cant have that thats my fucking thermos!
bernards funny as fuck but mighty boosh is genius! he obviously just wont get where its comin from which is fair enough, i wunt find comedy from 1940 very funny!
For some one who wasn't posh Mr Sayle had an awful lot of very posh mates ie the "Alternative Comedians" all ex Cambridge foot lights luvvie types, who wouldnt be seen dead with an oik, so he must of been
Bernard Manning Quote "Im an alternative comedian,......I'm Funny" what a shame all these posh twats like Alexi sayle and Ben Elton chased talented people like Bernard out, not because he was racist but because he had considerably more talent than them. And they knew it.
i feel honoured to have watched this man live! very very funny and not as racist people make him out to be! if the muslims cannot accept a few silly cartoons published in a newspaper then it shows what a dull world they live in! for all those who remember a bernard manning/muslim joke "keep the fucking egg"
Great stuff yes bernard you are bang on. My review of those so called comedies would have been the same.rip bernard my life is definately a little sadder with your passing.
Americans love english comedy. I love English comedy. I love
bernard manning. Fuck Semsta112..He's proabaly English anyway. Most Americans never heard of bernard manning. So it really makes no sense that he would be privy to such knowledge without either living in Britain or liking and seeking out British comedy.
semsta,at least or comedians dont use the words mother fucker every 2 seconds, some yank ones are funny some are shit , your country loves benny hill,other to comedians,morecombe and wise,dick emery.tommy cooper,ken dodd,all classic comedy acts,stand up comedians like bernard manning ,jim bowen etc,crude yet hilirious ones like chubby brown,he,d show up any yank comedian,shows like dads army and till death us do part,leave cheers and friends standing
watching this 1 clip of him slagging down the other lot is funnier than alot of the clips they do!, his timing and the way he says things is just hilarious, oh the memories :( will miss him, RIP
sad to hear that Bernard has die, and in doing so so has a valuable part of comic history R.i.p Bernard, but we'll forever laugh at your jokes and your up yours attitude to the world !!!!
chattin out of his arse. i went and watched him last week at the hilton in manchester where he was filmin his very own living wake which will be shown when he does eventually pass on. long live bernard, the true king of comedy
just to cheer everybody up!! big bernard manning is NOT dead at all! i went and saw him at the hilton hotel in manchester only last week. he was filming his very own wake for when he does die! so all you haters keep wishing cos big bernard is here for good!
why hasn't a murderer got the same rights as me?is it 'cos it's a sin?homosexuality is a sin,the point I was making was all this pcness is out of control.I don't want my kids taught in school that being gay is ok..IT ISN'T,I want my kids to have jobs when they are older,not having to compete with some fucking eastern european who will work for fuck all,is it ringing a bell yet? you fucking tool,you need to live at the sharp end you tit,get well soon sister!! lol
You numpty,read the post properly lol,I was ranting about all the fucking Eastern euro migrants taking our jobs and working for minimum.The hotel trade is awash with them.How did we manage b4?
I did read your post properly... even if you didn't. You said that Homosexuality is a sin because your kids won't get jobs because of Eastern European people getting jobs.
Oh...wait... do you read the Daily Mail? If you do then this all makes sence...
Not bad for man who knows fuck all,he's a multi millionaire,how did he make so much money?he made it becuase people will pay to be entertained by somebody like him because he is a very funny man,yes he swears and pokes fun at people just like everyone else does...
If he was as racist as people say he wouldn't allow anyone other than white people in. He doesn't just make fun of black and asian people, he takes the piss out of everyone, tall, small, fat, thin, old, young, black and white. The problem is the people who say he is racist don't listen to a whole show. They only hear what they want too.
A black man walks into a bar with a pallet on his back. The bar man says where d'you get that from? The pallet says fuck off and get your own theres millions of them in Africa.
90% of his fans don't agree with what he says, even he doesn't some of the time. You don't have to agree with what he says to see the hilarity. It's laughing at how he just comes out with it, bluntly.
Mighty Boosh is pretentious shite. Noel Fielding is an ugly, humourless fuck. But Mannung is a bitter old bastard, who can't understand why he's not on TV anymore. Like thise other wankers Canon & Ball.
Bernard is exactly right. Stand up comedy today is a joke! "pardon the pun", Bernard Manning is an icon. His jokes are funny and he slags off the whole human race. When you watch and listen to Little Britain and people who think they're funny like Harry Hill (NOT) it just shows how comedy is poor in the 21st century and getting worse..
little britain is offensive to people in wheelchairs, It highlights homosexuality as OK, and the main characters dress as ladies. & we are supposed to think its funny, LONG LIVE BERNARD MANNING,CHUBBY BROWN,FRANK CARSON, ROY WALKER & All the other TRUE comedians.
bernard is absolutley correct about little britain. it was ok for about 5 minutes and then it was shit. league of gentleman is a far more better comedy than that anyway
bernard manning bes tbritish comedian ever sadly missed.r.i.p.
MultiOmegan 8 months ago
Good old Bernard,
At last somebody thinks like I do about Little Britain.
JoeWPratt 11 months ago
Mighty Boosh? more like Mighty Bullshit
joe89nufc 1 year ago
You don't have to be old to agree with that. Little Britain is a bag of shite.
1Thompsonmusic 1 year ago
bernard is right for once.
quavercheese 1 year ago
My favourite racist cunt!
pme96 1 year ago
true legend bernard!.RIP!!
MrPetercriss1971 1 year ago
I actually speak as a man who appreciates Manning and the Boosh in equal measures and I honestly think people are taking this video and Bernard's opinions the wrong way. Think about it, Bernard was old enough to be Noel and Julian's Grandad, of course his comedy tastes are going to be different! He came from a completely different age, I'm sure Fielding and Barratt would agree with me on this
Alfolioli 2 years ago 2
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Bernard Manning is about as funny as Bernard Matthews.
redplague 2 years ago
The Boosh is definitely an acquired taste.
And I prefer season 2 and 3. to the episodes he was watching.
Minisha 2 years ago
exactly. he probably would have grown to like the mighty boosh after that if he hadn't died.
JacquesBrel11 2 years ago
I never watched Mighty Boosh before... sounds like shit to me. Little Britain was "ok" in the first series, but has really went "little" afterward.
as for Bernard... he makes both of them shows look like comedy failures. :-)
Ow3n86 2 years ago
the mighty boosh is awesome
Crookmeisteren 2 years ago
wetgash fuk off bk to ur own in tolarate country n dont bring ur pathatic attitude ere,england has and always will be free speech.
its amazing n touches a nerv with people cause what he says is so true and the mighty boosh is and i repeat a total shit and waste of channel 4 money.
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who is this fat racist shit? oh its bernard the bigot
wetgash 3 years ago
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"How the fuckin' 'ell they get away with it?" Exactly, Bernard. Ex-fucking-actly.
ArseCarbuncle 3 years ago
I BAMLEM JACK BUAER
TCRAYMOND1 3 years ago 2
There was a white family, a black family and a paki family all living in a tenement block. One day a tornado struck the block and blew it away. Who survived? The white family as they were all out at work!
paulmac38 3 years ago 12
hes right about mighty boosh there mostly for emos id say but little britians ok but bernards best
topmarkms 3 years ago
At the end of this clip, he said, 'And Nobody could tell you any different.' Then it cuts out...
What did he mean by this statement? what was he going to continue to say?
someonelikemyself 4 years ago
By "nobody could tell you any different", he meant "nobody could convince me that was funny". Being an old guy he spoke in a different way to today's youth.
TroubadorTomRonson 3 years ago 2
I'll give The Mighty Boosh £50,000 if they can tell an actual joke.
Michael1984360 4 years ago 9
...or act
MarcianoMMA 3 years ago 2
"I'd sooner sit in a dentist's chair all afternoon than watch them", you and me both, Bernard, you and me both.
TheLateBobTodd 4 years ago 7
Perhaps if they would of said paki or wog every other second, Manning might of approved. Saying that i think the mighty boosh is just random zany shit that idiots regard as genius.
shenanigan55 4 years ago
Leave him mate he's a tit! Fucking Kurwa! ha ha
daedruoY 4 years ago
haha he's got a point, the boosh isn't particularly as funny or clever as it seems to think it is
mrkristoff 4 years ago 4
the boosh doesn't think anything, obviously noel and julian make each other laugh, and made other people laugh so they made a tv show. nw little britain is shit. the best bits are the bits between sketches, like the real mime, with the banana, and then the rope, that's funny. and then the guy who comes out of his house naked, then runs back in quickly and comes out again with his briefcase. but fatfighters is just a poor man's jobseeker's. fucking shit. dust, anyone? anybody? dust..terrible
fuckamericanidiot 4 years ago 3
The Mighty Boosh and Little Britain fully deserved that. The sad thing is they are still putting that crap on tv.
Michael1984360 4 years ago 4
but he wasnt actually a real racist e had black mates an paid 2 save a asian kids life 4 a operation but ppl hated im jus cos e sed racist jokes ..... fuck political correctness, making a joke out of anything should be incorrect because its undermeening whatever the joke is about. think about that. FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!! R.I.P. to a great man!!!
SAMLAD2k6 4 years ago 4
Noi mean the Polish
smooth111012 4 years ago
He was the best...fucking get rid of the stinking polis scum that are in our country
smooth111012 4 years ago
woman walks in 2 a vibrator shop shop man says which 1 d u want we got yellow,red,green...woman says can i have that tarten coloured one, shop assistant says u cant have that thats my fucking thermos!
cymrucymreig 4 years ago
bernards funny as fuck but mighty boosh is genius! he obviously just wont get where its comin from which is fair enough, i wunt find comedy from 1940 very funny!
paulpogues 4 years ago 2
For some one who wasn't posh Mr Sayle had an awful lot of very posh mates ie the "Alternative Comedians" all ex Cambridge foot lights luvvie types, who wouldnt be seen dead with an oik, so he must of been
Marcus538 4 years ago
i agree with bernard manning, the mighty boosh what a load of shite
stevenalan 4 years ago
little britain is bollox ,mummys boys humour, rip bernard you legend
bigdaddylovegod 4 years ago
Bernard Mannings Doctor, Mr Rice Patel reported his condition as 'satisfactory'. Manning.....a true legend!!
chrishwd2 4 years ago
Elton and Sayle are jews, thats how they got on.
Jeet27 4 years ago
and manning too was of jewish descent. what's your point?
bearbear1188 4 years ago
Bernard Manning Quote "Im an alternative comedian,......I'm Funny" what a shame all these posh twats like Alexi sayle and Ben Elton chased talented people like Bernard out, not because he was racist but because he had considerably more talent than them. And they knew it.
Marcus538 4 years ago
Alexei Sayle wasn't posh. He was brought up in Anfield for fuck's sake.
hutchydizzle 4 years ago
i feel honoured to have watched this man live! very very funny and not as racist people make him out to be! if the muslims cannot accept a few silly cartoons published in a newspaper then it shows what a dull world they live in! for all those who remember a bernard manning/muslim joke "keep the fucking egg"
donsuccone 4 years ago
lol
stevoleeds 4 years ago
Rip Bernard, Saw ya in Castleford last year, very funny you were too. U will be missed! Bet your makin em laff upstairs!!:-)
platformcompany 4 years ago
i will miss that fat cunt.....
obadie18 4 years ago
R.I.P Bernard. A working class hero. Sadly missed in this changing world.
sipaldi 4 years ago
Absolute Quality from Bernard Manning. A legend in the business, the world will be a poorer place without him.
Michael1984360 4 years ago
Great stuff yes bernard you are bang on. My review of those so called comedies would have been the same.rip bernard my life is definately a little sadder with your passing.
paccodata 4 years ago
Americans love english comedy. I love English comedy. I love
bernard manning. Fuck Semsta112..He's proabaly English anyway. Most Americans never heard of bernard manning. So it really makes no sense that he would be privy to such knowledge without either living in Britain or liking and seeking out British comedy.
sleestack 4 years ago
semsta,at least or comedians dont use the words mother fucker every 2 seconds, some yank ones are funny some are shit , your country loves benny hill,other to comedians,morecombe and wise,dick emery.tommy cooper,ken dodd,all classic comedy acts,stand up comedians like bernard manning ,jim bowen etc,crude yet hilirious ones like chubby brown,he,d show up any yank comedian,shows like dads army and till death us do part,leave cheers and friends standing
merseyside 4 years ago
What's the difference between a dead rat in the road and a dead yank in the road?
There's swerve marks by the rat.
paulraven 4 years ago
watching this 1 clip of him slagging down the other lot is funnier than alot of the clips they do!, his timing and the way he says things is just hilarious, oh the memories :( will miss him, RIP
stevetheslayer 4 years ago
Love him or hate him, you certainly couldn't ignore him. R.I.P Bernard.
INDIANBLANKET 4 years ago
R.I.P. to a true comedy legend. He is right, most comedy acts today aren't funny at all!
LKayL 4 years ago
sad to hear that Bernard has die, and in doing so so has a valuable part of comic history R.i.p Bernard, but we'll forever laugh at your jokes and your up yours attitude to the world !!!!
psychodamned 4 years ago
Good British Man... Not many left in todays "Mordern" Britian... Sad very sad..
UKNightClubber 4 years ago
yes bernard has died but the legend will go on forever!
matthewegerton 4 years ago
Keep it comin' Bernard. Don't change because of these political correct wankers. Tell it like it is. More power to Bernard!!!
INDIANBLANKET 4 years ago
He's just died.
UKMikey 4 years ago
The mighty boosh are shit, i give him that!
cymrucymreig 4 years ago
chattin out of his arse. i went and watched him last week at the hilton in manchester where he was filmin his very own living wake which will be shown when he does eventually pass on. long live bernard, the true king of comedy
matthewegerton 4 years ago
how was that? I hear Chubby Brown was there as well.
IDIDWTC 4 years ago
just to cheer everybody up!! big bernard manning is NOT dead at all! i went and saw him at the hilton hotel in manchester only last week. he was filming his very own wake for when he does die! so all you haters keep wishing cos big bernard is here for good!
matthewegerton 4 years ago
hes alive
giles1990 4 years ago
agrees with bernard mathews
giles1990 4 years ago
Agreed.
LeeTC 4 years ago
why hasn't a murderer got the same rights as me?is it 'cos it's a sin?homosexuality is a sin,the point I was making was all this pcness is out of control.I don't want my kids taught in school that being gay is ok..IT ISN'T,I want my kids to have jobs when they are older,not having to compete with some fucking eastern european who will work for fuck all,is it ringing a bell yet? you fucking tool,you need to live at the sharp end you tit,get well soon sister!! lol
GunnerGraham 4 years ago
You think being gay and being eastern european are the same thing...
You need some help, mate.
crazygungan0 4 years ago
You numpty,read the post properly lol,I was ranting about all the fucking Eastern euro migrants taking our jobs and working for minimum.The hotel trade is awash with them.How did we manage b4?
GunnerGraham 4 years ago
I did read your post properly... even if you didn't. You said that Homosexuality is a sin because your kids won't get jobs because of Eastern European people getting jobs.
Oh...wait... do you read the Daily Mail? If you do then this all makes sence...
crazygungan0 4 years ago
you are a sucker of cock aren't you?You are incapable of reading posts correctly.Don't reply to this you fucking moron.
GunnerGraham 4 years ago
hes right they are fucken shit
gary8814 4 years ago
Not bad for man who knows fuck all,he's a multi millionaire,how did he make so much money?he made it becuase people will pay to be entertained by somebody like him because he is a very funny man,yes he swears and pokes fun at people just like everyone else does...
bogroll35 4 years ago
Manning is a legend, funny as funk. I like the way he rips into everything haha.
Manning classic joke for everyone here:
A black man goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder
Barman says "Where did you get that from?"
Parrot says "Africa, there's fuckin' loads of 'em!"
That is classic comedy, not racism. Black people can call me anyday, it's all these bloody pakis who can't take a ripping.
Peace...
Hesquito 4 years ago
yeah all this pc gay rights crap makes me fucking sick,fuck off gays,fuck off poles fuck off all you pc wankers.Message understood?
GunnerGraham 5 years ago
If he was as racist as people say he wouldn't allow anyone other than white people in. He doesn't just make fun of black and asian people, he takes the piss out of everyone, tall, small, fat, thin, old, young, black and white. The problem is the people who say he is racist don't listen to a whole show. They only hear what they want too.
wedffhoo 5 years ago
The Mighty Boosh are rubbish. That's the only thing I agree with Manning.
rancido8033 5 years ago
he's admitted it himself its just an act its just anti pc
makky123 5 years ago
about as funny as burning orphanage LMAO i'm arab, but he's one funny guy
yemeni2 5 years ago
er...its parrot not "pallet" LOL that doesn`t make any sense
Porrohman 5 years ago
A black man walks into a bar with a pallet on his back. The bar man says where d'you get that from? The pallet says fuck off and get your own theres millions of them in Africa.
Fuck PC, thats funny.
corny165 5 years ago
You don't fucking get it.
90% of his fans don't agree with what he says, even he doesn't some of the time. You don't have to agree with what he says to see the hilarity. It's laughing at how he just comes out with it, bluntly.
Mon3ytalks 5 years ago
Bullshit Come back Bernard . I miss you and so does every single man in this country who is sick to death of the continual PC GARBAGE
123strauss 5 years ago
Mighty Boosh is pretentious shite. Noel Fielding is an ugly, humourless fuck. But Mannung is a bitter old bastard, who can't understand why he's not on TV anymore. Like thise other wankers Canon & Ball.
assinspectorisacunt 5 years ago
when's the best time to sell an Irish man a plot of land? when the tide's out
he's hilarious
braddyboy83 5 years ago
He is quality. Some clips of the equally great Jerry Sadowitz wouldn't go amiss either.
sander2727 5 years ago
Me and a Mini bus load of friends went watching one of his live acts at the Embasy Club in MCR... Classic!!!
elephantmanbones 5 years ago
bernard put more stuff on here, your comedy is fucking class and will never be beaten. the political correct fluffies ruined comedy.
andirue 5 years ago
He is a British hero. I love him.
jimmywilletts 5 years ago
I love him, he's the best. Bollocks to all the politically correct shit we have now.
vandiemen90 5 years ago
They should put him back on telly.
ninthwave 5 years ago
Bernard is exactly right. Stand up comedy today is a joke! "pardon the pun", Bernard Manning is an icon. His jokes are funny and he slags off the whole human race. When you watch and listen to Little Britain and people who think they're funny like Harry Hill (NOT) it just shows how comedy is poor in the 21st century and getting worse..
room2njoy 5 years ago
Too right, you tell em Bernard. Wish there was more old style comedy, instead of right on middle class shite.
Stezzer 5 years ago
what a legend
chavhater06 5 years ago
Small-mindedness can be funny!
Bulletchewer 5 years ago
Bernard may be an old biggot but he is spot on with his comments here. Little Britain is pants.
seanmoyses 5 years ago
nice one bernie you fat tw**
arsenalsuckass 5 years ago
little britain is offensive to people in wheelchairs, It highlights homosexuality as OK, and the main characters dress as ladies. & we are supposed to think its funny, LONG LIVE BERNARD MANNING,CHUBBY BROWN,FRANK CARSON, ROY WALKER & All the other TRUE comedians.
thevideoGuy42 5 years ago
mighty boosh is fucking great, so is manning. i love those fucking cunts
lordlucanusa 5 years ago
little britain was a rip off league of gentlemen which was a rip of monty python
markyboy890 5 years ago
Too fucking right Bernard.
Ebeneezer 5 years ago
Bollox to the p.c. brigade, miserable cvnts! Long live Bernard, the fat old cvnt.
BeardMadam 5 years ago 2
Well said !!
burnt62 5 years ago
Here here
thevideoGuy42 5 years ago
He's spot on about the Mighty Boosh, what a bag of s**t!
PerkinsSimpkins 5 years ago
Well funny, have got anymore Bernard stuff??
Stezzer 5 years ago
bernard is absolutley correct about little britain. it was ok for about 5 minutes and then it was shit. league of gentleman is a far more better comedy than that anyway
MCsnooze 5 years ago
i agree with everything he says.
comedy these days is absolute garbage (with a few exceptions)
kanyewes05 5 years ago
Can't say I agree with his dubious views, but my word is he speaking sense in this clip.
Jocka 5 years ago