How to Deter Co-workers from Stealing Your Lunch

[unvme0813]

Or you could just trust your co workers...

[bubbleheadash]

All you need is hot sauce

[ThiefofAlwaysNL]

Write with a permanent marker on the plastic bag: "contains asbestos and lead". No-one will ever touch your lunch again.

[Gamerofmillions]

Step 1: find out who the hell has been taking your lunch

Step 2: beat the shit out of them

Step 3: repeat with different people who steal your lunch

Step 4: enjoy

Bonus tip: if they still steal from you get a ninja

did you know about 100 of people take shits

[YumiYagami237]

Yes because I have ALL that shit in my closet!

[cadaverock]

take my lunch go ahead just think that what if it was JESUS? WOULD YOU DENY YOUR LUNCH!

[ANGRYDANNYTV]

Why the fuck is the sandwich only two pieces of bread stacked on top of each other !?!?!?!?

[sewandsew61]

this sounds like poison

[xoerry101ox]

Howcast: use green paint or nail polish

Lady in the video: uses a sharpie

???

[greenpie891]

just make them a dog food sandwitch

[Gr33zley]

Step 1: Write a note that says ''I spit in this meal''

Step 2: Place it next to your food

[abobjenkins]

pause @ 1:44 ha ha ha ha ha

[NonstopRam]

A steel lunchox that has a lock?!?!?

[Slecker95]

Step 1: just say you have herpes. Simple.

[TheShineySmiley]

wow im 10 and dont have a job the only reason i watched this is because my brother takes a big bite out of my sandwich when im not looking... this had no use for me and i was disapointed -_-

[DeadScarab]

Step 1: make blood sausage sandwiches

Step 2: watch how everyone thinks your a vampire and runs away

Step 3: enjoy your classic northern meal in a sandwich^-^

[CosmeticGirl15]

Step 1: Write "Shit Sandwich" on the sandwich bag, then no one will want it.

[colakissed]

this is too funny.. seriously?

[MrFatDog0]

What you will need,

1 Co Worker

[TheRivater]

nice sandwich she has no meat

[purplevolcano]

label your food explaining that you have licked all the ingredients as you put them in the sandwich!

[Piggie822]

Haha, my mom is a microbiologist and shares a lunch lounge with a few other departments at a hospital. Everyone is always getting their food stolen. One of her co-workers even made a birthday cake from scratch to take to someone after work, and put a big, "(Marcia G's -DO NOT EAT!" but there was a big slice missing by the end of the day.

My mom jokes about putting some bacteria in something and waiting to see who gets sick. If anyone found out it was her she'd probably get fired though.

[mmonicque]

Put sand in the sandwich and give it to your co-worker

[VhUgGz]

Step 1: Slice up 5 Halapeno Peppers and place them in a ham sandwhich

Step 2: Put a piece of tape labelled "Free Sandwich" on a plastic bag containing the sandwich.

Step 3: Wait nearby, eating your lunch and wait for the victim.

Step 4: Watch as the victim eats your sandwich.

Step 5: Laugh.

[EeveelutionStorm]

Heh my food thieves were living with me. If there was leftovers of a meal I especially enjoyed I told my friends I dibbed it and if they whined I warned them any food thieves would get a nasty surprise. I got to eat my leftover fried rice and chili without worry.

[aimee168121]

step 1: Put cat food on the sandwhich muah ha ha >:D

[Amar7605]

1:03 She's a little too proud of herself.

[11dogsrule11]

wat if u forget that the tape it is in it? o.0

[butaneq017]

@tagurit2 yeah wtf i wanna brown pants!!!

[RoverBot1]

wheres the laxatives at man

I WANT MY CO WORKER TO HAVE DIAHREAH!

[AuntWeezy07]

That sandwich didn't even look like anything worth stealing....

[vivaloriflamme]

Make brownies or choc-chip cookies with chocolate -flavor laxative in it.

Works great. They might not make it to a restroom in time.

[XxdragicexX3]

Why would Co-workers want to seal your lunch anyway?

[alecz444]

@XxdragicexX3 because they're lazy bastards who didn't bring their own lunch so instead of going out and buying one they raid the fridge and steal other people's lmao

[supersaid23]

those stuff cost more then luch itself

[wolterpynaffit]

meh just steal my lunch

[bbrofl]

this is a good howdini

[MrGodOfWarful]

You need: Shotgun Shotgun shells Chair Fridges Step 1. load the shotgun step 2. Take the chair, place it next to fridge and camp step 3. if the co-worker touches your lunch kill him <--- if that doesnt work im monkey

[marissasue1]

@MrGodOfWarful

hahahahaha

[MasterTenku]

how about an ice pack in your lunch box and an invitation to stfu moaning?

[KmpReid]

i did the mold trick, someone threw away my lunch

[marissasue1]

@KmpReid

hahahaahah, i'm soooo sorry but it's funny

[realIBeliX]

Omg? So much stuff to need? I would just send him 2 blocks away.

[nelyat13]

poison cookies

[doubledemz]

1:40 y is she eating just 2 slices of bread?

[loku1125]

you know how i would deter people, i would tell everyone that if anyone ate my lunch i would kill the first 3 people i saw

[skinsmen]

The mold is a fun idea but I'm sure the office has clean freak who will chuck it instead of stealing it.

[weeowey]

Never put tape in your lunch

You may get tapeworms

[GreeceOTOT]

step 1: bring the weirdest snack you can think of that you known only you like.

in my case crisps with melted chessee, soy sauce, and cream on top

or potato with buter, mayonaise, and maple syrup,

[liloboy911808]

This is why I go out to eat instead!

[MrHacker567]

why dont you just write FUCK OFF on it

[MsLiew1901]

Easier solution : Just buy lunch, do not bring it .

[lilcrzyazndude]

@MsLiew1901

Cheaper solution : Just follow this guide .

[MsLiew1901]

@lilcrzyazndude try finding that stuff in Singapore, then ! the plastic bags , foil and butcher paper are easy to find, but strong glue , petroleum jelly etc. not so much . besides, in SG , restaurants are in the same building half the time.

[sk8rguy4life1123]

but even if you put the duct tape in the sandwich, the thief can just simply take it out if he bites down on it

[killa2000dec]

@tagurit2 your probably supposed to hide a pill in the bread so they will know that when they eat your food they will shit themselves. jusy remember to take it out before you eat.

[titanicrul]

they never showed what to do with the laxitives

[Beaverfishpwns]

I love how her lunch is just two pieces of bread...

you know, I doubt anyones going to steal that.

[Beaverfishpwns]

@tagurit2 well... if you need to take a dump afterwards :/

[bluecheeserulz]

yeah while ur at work watching this video ur co-worker is stealing ur lunch

[MegaFilip00]

@tagurit2 i am disapointed too

[ShadowJay11]

when they were naming the stuff I was like WTF?

[ExtrodinaryK]

Step 3 was overkill

[bleachmaster1011]

@tagurit2 i think you knoww wat there for...

[bluenail90]

Put one of your pubes inside your sandwich.

[SomedayAnIronman]

just pack healthy shit, nobody wants to steal almonds or apples

[hiddenmasterseeker]

@SomedayAnIronman id steal the apples

[bluecheeserulz]

who's gonna put TAPE in their lunch!?

[zerocode21]

Step 1: Instead of using yummy spread in you sandwitch. Use wassabi or shit.

Step 2: Watch the victim eating and laugh.

[TubePunch30]

Id just fucking kill the person taking it. Stake out mutha fucka.

[1111arn]

clap clap for the handy cap chap

[Hatsworth101]

This is why theres a store across the street

[Raph201]

uuhhhh the green paint isn't necessary not everyones gonna bring a sandwich to lunch

[rawrrawkstarx3]

why do we need that much materials, wen we can just put it in a lucnhbox with a lck-.- its only 10 bucks and those materials are like 15-20 ^-^

[surfergirl443]

haha OMg laxatives

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[MsLiew1901]

Not the best idea . He enjoys ANY type of chocolate . He once ate a FULL PACKET of that stuff !

[riddick0846]

@MsLiew1901 eww

[MsLiew1901]

@ jb4evrnckj

for the record , for all you know the thief could be your BOSS and if he finds out , you`re toast.

[trsdos]

he shouldnt be stealing your lunch thats more than wrong making someone go ttheir whole day at work hungry

[riddick0846]

my mom kept noticing people at her work stealing her coffee creamer, so she put a decoy of spoiled milk, cigarette butts, dirt, and toothpaste in the bottle and waited.

[MsLiew1901]

nice . she is one smart mom !

my diabetic dad noticed some other diabetic guys kept stealing his instant oatmeal (honestly , I don`t know WHY they do that - it`s dead cheap .) , he put a decoy of cat litter ! man , you should`ve seen his evil face as he prepared the decoy !

[riddick0846]

nice. another good idea is to find out whos stealing ur lunch, then take tuna water from the can, and spray it on their car on a hot day.

[MsLiew1901]

Nice . Now I can seek revenge on my bro . He keeps stealing my chocolate cause like me , he`s a chocolate addict .

[riddick0846]

or swap ur chocolate with baking chocolate. it has no sugar & is very bitter.

[MysteriCat]

Hey! Some of us actually eat baking chocolate >:C

And i think it tastes bloody fantastic

[riddick0846]

@MysteriCat well its very good 4 u. so if u like it so much i bet ur blood is fan-freakin-tastic :-D

[AnnaOrbitSpace]

@MysteriCat Me too!

[1boredom2strikes3]

thats alot of things to need.

[Dw9033]

Who in the hell has ever stolen a bagged sandwich? That's just impossible to believe. I can see a can of soda, ice cream, or some chips or something....but a baggied sandwich? Come on.

[MIRAGI0]

LoL

[WeHateHoes]

What was the laxatives for o.o

[jb4evrnckj]

THING TO DO WITH THE LAX-- Put it in a lunch you are not willing to eat and make a lunch that can stay out of the fridge for that one day that you can eat, then shoot the fucker who runs to the bathroom every five minutes.

[1boredom2strikes3]

@jb4evrnckj OMG AWESOME!!!

[0xNEVVG3N]

according to 1 survey.. lol

[OoOComputerGeekOoO]

i wuold jsut place pill in it to make them have diearea for weeks

[alanrolflol]

Good idea

[crazinem]

true, but i think its self explanatory :P

[crazinem]

lol i love the way he said laxatives in the beginning XD

[landoblu]

yeah mekin it look moldy is the best the others are just tooo much !!!!!!!!!!

[Suspi13]

And what if you want to eat it yourself? It wouldn't help anything bringing another lunch pack along, they'd snatch it right out of your hands.

Just don't eat lunch as poliser0 said :P

[Grygazol]

When you catch someone stealing your lunch, drag them over to the paper cutter and chop off one of their fingers.

That usually keeps anyone from stealing your lunch again.

[themonsunxXx]

if you made it look moldy they'd throw it out..

[dethmaul]

The glue would dry before lunch though.

[noodle0912]

Optional: Petroleum jelly

o__O

[reap00004]

step 1: bring "guacamole"(vomit) in a plastic container

also they didn't censor out Walmart in the beginning

[RoxannaLovesAbel]

LOL at the hand getting slapped at the end. The fridge at my work gets totally emptyed out every friday.

[Flipty11]

i'd rather buy an alarm system, or just tell my co-workers to stop eating my damn lunch!

[poliser0]

dont eat lunch thats the trick

[WeStayLaxxin]

just place a bunch of fake lunches in the fridge, then buy your own fridge and place your stuff in there

[Glitterboxx]

USELESS!!

[Avery752]

i just put mouse traps in the container thats translucent

[myownkangaroo]

just put rat poison in it. when you see a dying person on the floor then you know who tried to eat it.

[armyofmeisbliss]

1:35 Wow, you work with some pretty retarded people.

[Tsarocksmysocks]

spots of food coloring work better

[murdamonk]

take a dump in a pudding cup and place it in your bag

[CrazySkullll]

BWAHAHAHAHAH XD HAHAAHHAAH ahhh... good one dude xD

[DIVENTNA]

How to Deter Co-workers from Stealing Your Lunch. You will need:

1 pube

Optional: a second pube

Step 1. Place pube on lunch.

Step 2:Place a pube on outside of lunch

[deslithering]

hidden a grenade in my bag before...

[amjPeace]

Drawing the green spots on the sandwich bag .... funny!

I laughed so hard I almost choked on my co-worker's lunch.

[MiNiSmiLeY45]

@amjPeace HAHA thats sooo hilarious ! i was like dieing of laughter

[geico1212]

or just say youll call the cops

[gigsworld101]

I went for a much more direct approach, on a small piece of tape I wrote "THIS SANDWICH CONTAINS ARSENIC" I never had to worry about my lunch again.

[joelvannattajr]

Yeah, go ahead and hide some tape in your sandwich. Then they'll leave their own "presents" in your food instead of stealing it!

[OS253]

I hate my co-workers. They steal my lunch all the time and I never found out who. I go to work everyday with a grudge. Have you seen the movie " The Grudge" That's how I feel.

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

just put goatse on your bag and they won't be hungry anymore NO IT BURNZ AUG THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

[thedetective22]

fucking piece of crap , who the fuck wants to eat your crap??

fuckin disgusting

[13Haylz]

Look at the bitche's nails in 2:01 there cheap.

[cheesecoffy]

i just shit in the bag it usually keeps em away

[sherileprada]

Haha! I thought this video was about co-workers going into people's bag and taking their lunch. I kept thinking "Who steals their co-workers lunch."

[ARMOROID5000]

Sombody stole my PBJ sandwich twice in one week. That friday I made a PBJ but on one slice I spread on petrolium jelly.

We found out it was Jeff from the mail room staff cause he was barfing and pooping all weekend and had to call in on monday.

Little punk! Next time I'll pad lock your butt outta' the toilet stalls if you snatch again!

[TehEddy]

or you can bring chocolate pudding and try to get to lunch early then eat the pudding then go shit in the empty pudding container and put it back in the fridge! that will surprise them o.O

[LFAizARLbiggestfan]

Its better to spray your sandwich w/green food dye, it more real.

peace

[funnymash]

NO laxatives :\

[mellowdalyricist]

somebody drank my orange juice one time & i loaded it laxatives & sleeping pills.

[mellowdalyricist]

sadly nobody died!

[jotalegend]

that is no fair...

[deeboi808]

wow so much things u need.

[t1268]

LOL I got a bit of a surprise when I saw the 'what you will need' bit. I was half expecting cyanide to come upafter I saw the rest

[graffnameseed]

i just shit in a bag for a week and put it in the fridge, then i eat brownies forever

[AssassinJubo]

lol ur fuking nasty.

[graffnameseed]

but it works, people will not eat ur brownies again

[kantwinnada]

I have worked at 2 different places and had a prob with missing lunches. At the 1st place I always took milk ( the 20 oz) and on a reg basis it would come up missing. So I bought one put it in my trunk for about 3 days in hot weather. You guessed it it went missing. That was the last time someone stole it. 2nd job I put liquid lax in lemon meringue pie. LOL we found out who was helping them selves to our lunches.

[fayebelly]

When I was at school someone kept stealing my lunch... So I started making pickle and blue cheese sandwiches or putting WAY too much pepper on stuff... I enjoyed both, but most people don't... =D

[indiaknoles]

Take a laxative and shit yourself, and say it was the sandwich. No one will wanna eat the next sandwich you bring.

[leanonme1]

stuff your lunch with SUPERLAX if those bastards eat it then theyer screwed!

[indiaknoles]

Yeah, but then what do you do when you wanna eat it? Then everyone's screwed right?

[leanonme1]

its worth going hungry or buying junk food as long as you get a full portion of REVENGE...

[indiaknoles]

AAAHH I see.

[pepsidude308]

1:35 are u shiting me? if the thief is 3 and its pre school instead of work it might work

[xchibidinox]

u kno., thats sad if ur lunch keeps getting stolen, y dont u bring 2 lunches to confise them XD make the same thign as yesterday, and a diff thing for today

[DistinctlyRandom]

tell them not to

[mizbutterworths]

so what were the laxitives for again?

[geekdiggy]

this video should be shown to EVERYONE in my workplace. stolen lunches are such a huge problem these days. i've never heard of anyone stealing someone's lunch from right out of their hands, but pretty close.

our two fridges (we have like 300+ employes) get cleaned every night at 12.

[nadiaboo1]

I was just going to comment on the lax`s but yeah, I thought about it again, and yeah, It would work too. lol

[smash0]

i got better ideea, just tell them "stop stealing my food you fuckers!" and just take it and spit in it in front of them... it's easier and they surely wont take it... (ever again)

[Bob06460]

But what is to stop them from spitting in it too?

[Bob06460]

If you booby trap your lunch with laxatives, etc., you can be arrested. This happened to at least one person who sent a thief scurrying to the restroom with the runs.

I prefer to keep my lunch in an insulated bag in my truck and enjoy the radio while I eat lunch.

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

makes no sense he chose to eat YOUR lunch that is theft no matter how you slice it. once it is stolen it is not your responsibility on what the theif does next/ What would the charge be? where is the proof?

[Bob06460]

I totally agree with you. In the case that I am talking about I believe that the person fessed up because he did not think that it would lead to his arrest. BTW, I did something similiar to this when I was in kindergarden to convince another kid to leave my snacks alone. I did not get into trouble.

[SirNoobs]

Put rat poisoning in it, then they'll NEVER steal from you again.

[bingolax34]

you can buy plastic baggies that have pretty convincing "mold" on them

[brian9827]

i would get a lunch box with 2 zipper head things and lock it with a little lock

[KNWQA]

wtf, tape

[vegettosonlab]

He didn't explain what to do with the laxatives, but I guess that is self-explanatory. Lol