Making a Band, Rick Rolling & Wood Chucking

[Aristeo509]

Son of a bitch got me on the Rick Roll.

[Zynia21]

Dear Matt,

This girl likes me but I rather dislike her.

What should I do?

[TheGuruKong]

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck would.

[Brodycubs]

Ok some1 really needs to make 10 hour video of 4:04

[iamstewiehearmeroar]

@Brodycubs I agree

[tmacandcheese1]

Wow, I just got pwnt by that rick roll link xD

One thing I wanna do sometime is to (if I can get access to somebody's computer for a while) backup somebody's Itunes playlists to somewhere else, then get Never Gonna Give you up to be the entire playlist, but rename the songs to be what the playlist originally was =P

My friend made a playlist that one of the songs cuts off halfway through and switches to rickroll int he middle of the song xD

[ChuckFeren]

you might just be the coolest lesbian ever

[leatherfacefan1974]

You are the biggest quasars I know :D

[colleeto5]

A woodchuck chucks as much wood as it fucking wants to

[in3rDLX]

he would chuck he would as much as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[laur1813laur]

i got rick roll'd...

[Drumsinstopmotion]

Ha, you said woody.

[BlackFalcon269]

Hey matt, what's he best way to get a girl to notice you?

[AaronTheAngryRobot]

Hey look, it's a viewer comment. Fuck you, R2-D2.

[ZacharyHere]

What's your bra size?

[RecycleBits]

hahaha

[JotyCauldron]

The background song while you speak about "making a band" is pretty cool. You should do the whole thing!

[RtheGandhi]

Awww! Always hating on the bassist :(

[clintallen123]

You must have been in a few bands, or know someone who has. Your band stereotypes are dead on. I've been in lots of bands and my saying is: "The worst part about being in a band is having to deal with musicians."

[mastamcmastaman]

clicked the rick roll link... got a preview... fine art of rick rolling my ass.

[samivang]

omg, just discovered you from watching AOTS! You are freaken FANTASTIC!!!

keep it up!!!

[chickensfromhell]

I got a boner while watching this. Am I gay, or are you just so gosh darn handsom that my dick had no other choice but to try and get a peek?

[musicman243]

i knew it was a rickroll, but i clicked on the link anyway :D

[Kaizer4112]

AHHHH i got rickrolled :(

[jimbolightningy]

YOU FORGOT THE KEYBOARDISTTTTT YA CUNT

[jude4021]

omfg.. you shrunk R2D2 down to the size of a chipmunk.. NOOOOO.. you bassterrrdd!

[DollProductions1]

Damnit! I've been rick rolled!

[marty20000]

well your face is greasy

[Rorycopter]

Hey Matt,

My girlfriend's birthday is tomorrow and I have no idea what to get her as a gift. If you have any suggestions, that would be awesome.

Rorycopter

[Doolittle2010]

So fell for that. Awesome.

[BubzixD]

Dear Matt!

All girls says that I'm a geek. I cant get a girlfriend no matter how hard i try.

Do you have a girlfriend? Can you please learn me to score some chicks.:!

BubzixD

[lardman2228]

Dearest Matt,

My friend wants me to sort his shit out, but I can't sort his shit out... so I told him he should get you to sort his shit out but he's too lazy to youtube you and my facebook doesn't send links properly. How do I solve this dilemma?

Thanks.

p.s. you said woody.... hehehe

[CroakerX]

@lardman2228 Hey Matt...

SORT THEIR SHIT OUT!!!

[AverageDoughnut]

Dear Matt,

I feel like I got ripped off on the wood chuck question. Can you pick a better one please?

Thanks.

[Bionicspider777]

Dear Matt,

I am somehow become very hairy and i'm too lazy to cut my fingernails, and my teeth are growing sharp, am i becoming a werewolf? if not please tell me, my dick is getting too hairy now. help, please

[wdtc93]

Dear Matt,

?

[mdgtrpckr]

Thanks. I totally fell for that.

[NightBreeze13]

Dear Matt,

I had a dream where I was suddenly exploring the depths of an ancient underwater civilization with some friends (two guys and three girls) until our oxygen bars got empty, and then we started recording an improvisated choral song with a green lock of hair. What should I do?

[mdgtrpckr]

The rick roll was my idea. You are the greatest, sir.

[mdgtrpckr]

The rick roll was my idea. You are the greatest, sir.

[DragonTyrion]

To expand on the wood chucks, I have to ask this:

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

[fondalror]

Matt,

My girlfriend still hasn't watched star wars... I really wanna watch it with her, but I'm not sure what order to watch the movies. Episode 4-5-6 then 1-2-3 or 1-2-3 then 4-5-6 or just 4-5-6? Any ideas??

[3LP4TO]

Dear Matt,

Who shot first, Han Solo or Greedo?

[Shanetim]

Dear Matt, how do I stop my uncontrollable urge to fuck you?

[autooo13242424]

Dear Matt, how to make my daily life epic?

[jimmybrazen]

Dear Matt, I fucked my Mum. How do I prevent Dad from finding out and fucking me?

[gazzamuso]

Ah, I see what you did there

[djmolecular]

wat do?

[djmolecular]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to.

[Janisse1023]

Dear Matt,

Is the cake a lie?

[MrBub1nga]

Matt, I am starting to shart on a regular basis. What should i do to avoid this?

[Primordialfan1]

I'm drunk. You're funnier when you're/I am drunk.

Cheers Darren.

[WARRIORofHARDCORE]

Dear Matt,

Why?

Sincerly,

Tony

[Slunkknight]

Dear Matt,

 your fat curly headed faggot... and i say that with love

[OShea1240]

Deer Mat,

I think your green screen is broken!

[TheLadyApollo]

Deart Matt,

My gf is into scat, what should i do?

[SpyralVideo]

Were you singing tequila @ 0:23

[MmmFrodo]

I didn't no chewbakka could hold R2D2 in one hand..

[gml4]

Nice one Matt. Funny and clever... but I was constantly distracted by your green screen.

[bornes]

DEAR MATT ,

ARE YOU GINGER ?

IT'S TRUE , GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL ?

HONESTLY ,

bornes , Maringá - Brasil

[Thinfatman]

Just thourght that I would point out that the actual question about wood chucking is meant to be: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Fucking NZ ruining everything.

[ronaldrager]

I just got Rick Rolled LOL

[Samsuth1]

Hey Matt, definitely gonna go see your show! Got a wicked idea if your amazing brain just didn't quite figure it out, you should do a live episode of SYSO, you could either have people put their hand up, or you could be super smart and put perhaps a cell phone number in the foyer of the venue so people can text you questions and you could choose some just before you go on! You can thank me for my awesomeness later kthx! If I was a female, i would have your babies! Lucky I'm your best friend! :)

[mattmulholland26]

@Samsuth1 That's a sweet idea.... HHHMMMMMM

[Magic4Mag1c]

@mattmulholland26 Use skype

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

Is there a reliable formula, for how much living hell a masochist has to put themselves through, to be considered a musician?

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

Dead on target with the band descriptions.

The 4 most hated band member question jokes are;

What's a drummer use for birth control? His personality.

How is a bass player conceived? The rhythm method.

What did the lead guitarist die of? An ego overdose.

and

What do you call somebody who hangs out with musicians? A vocalist.

[XxstukindabucketxX]

I'm not going to comment rate subscribe

I'm going to subscribe and rate but I'm not going to comment

OH!!!!! FUCK!!!!!

[themach069]

Dear Matt,

I lately was part of a hit and run. Turns out I hit my new girlfriends parents and ran. Should i tell them or just let it go, and hope they dont recognize my car?

[Doggiecutes]

Dear Matt,

I've noticed you have a chimpanzee in several of your videos. Is there a story behind it?

[Gnomebane]

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

[kokoinmars]

Hey Matt, When would you sort your own shit out, you sweaty, bathroom challenged, scum sucking meatbag.

[TheMajikelOne]

My dearest Matt,

why?

no really...why?

Thats my question.

[yavinforce]

Dear M.H.,

how boot those Canadians?

[GregTom2]

Eugh! That episode sucked balls!

Matt, I'm your father, and I'm disapointed in you!

Ok, I'm not your father, but I could have been if I had run faster then the dog.

[someidiot23]

My shit definitely felt sorted after that episode. Well done sir.

[papou74]

How dare you? F.... YOU! I guess...

[NDawgHoyt]

Dear Matt,

What would happen if Pinnochio said, "My nose will grow now."?

[TheBlueArcane]

dear matt.

You have man tits. Lose weight.

[brendandandan1]

Matt, What is the meaning of life?

[TheCousinizop]

Dear Matt,

I have a friend who's a jedi. He keeps convincing me I am a squirrel when we disagree. I can't sneak up on him. How do I kill him?

[akinyelexxx]

I just got rick rolled for the first time 2 weeks ago haha. On a turtle forum of all places.

[grip10001]

Dear Matt,

I have been having problem getting blowjob, I have been asking everyone to suck my dick but none will do it. I tried everything, I was even wearing suit one day, but still i didn't get blowjob. Is there some way get blowjob? I asked you because you must be getting blowjobs everyday? What can I do to make someone give me blowjob?

[sharingroove]

Dear Matt,

Would you rather live in American instead of Kiwi-land?

[reheller0]

If you need your shit sorted out, here's where to go :lol:

[PsyGwendok]

Dear Matt,

To what question do you give this question?

[ElieMIESIAC]

Dear Matt ,I'm French. What should I do??

[Guitarrocks23]

I dont feel you sorted any shit this time sorry

[samhaghjoo]

Yeah. Oh, Oh Yeah!

[KingCrassusII]

Dear Matt, how does the self of one short the shit of the self of one out? Also, Mr. T says I should treat my mother right. How does one treat the mother of the self of one right?

[MrKacnarfer]

Dear Matt,

Please sodomize yourself with a 12 inch dildo wrapped in sandpaper, and then proceed to apply bengay to the wounds. All my love,

Bob Dole

[zoso4563]

Dear Matt,

So my friends and I were going to the club, but we couldn't get in because we weren't 21. So, we found a new place to go to and it was in another friends hometown so we called him up. Upon calling him, we asked him if he could go, then his mom picked up the phone. Turns out, she wanted to go to the strip club with us. WTF???

[MizansChannel93]

Dear Matt, Chuck Norris called me. What should i do?

[wharfreek]

Dear Matt. I heard someone hacked your website months ago. I was just wondering, how did you sort that shit??? did you clone yourself to sort your own shit?

[jugal89]

I WILL NOT FUCKING COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO!!!!

[codythompson23]

Dear Matt,

Is there something wrong with your ears? Or do you just like to keep your pubes glued to them?

[CaptainOrgo]

Dear Matt.

Its is 3am and I am watching your videos.

Please help me get my shit sorted.

[ChrisLahay]

Dear Matt,

I love your videos and your unique answers to the every day questions of your fans and viewers. What I don't get it the hairstyle. I mean, it's kind of a cross between Betty White and Napoleon Dynamite. What gives?

[ctk06]

I just froze coffee in a cup hoping to make iced coffee. And now I can't drink it. What should I do?

[graefx]

I think my shit just got sorted. Damn.

[WaZ85]

Dear Matt,

Dieses Video ist in deinem Land nicht verfügbar. Learn more.

Das tut uns leid.

Please help!

[starltrubymoon]

MATT MATT, how do i sort my shit out again? D:

[SHITsk8isgr8]

dear matt, how do i get my girlfriend's twin sister to back me up on a treesome

[Mrslasher312]

Dear Matt, If you are sailing through the desert on your boat and the tire pops, how many pancakes dose it take to shingle a roof?

[megasin1]

4:03 youre welcome

[bwahaha77]

Dear Matt. I love your Monkey, i think it's the sexiest monkey i've ever seen and i've had a boner ever since i saw it. HELP ME HERE MEN, IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 4 MONTHS NOW AND IT HURTS..

With love Bwahaha77

[CaericElRoi]

Dear Matt, As an American, I joined the cool crowd and grew up obese... what do I do to lose the stigma of being a fat musician... I'm tired of being compared to blues traveler just because I'm 450lbs and wear a fedora. Help!

[leander2604]

Dear Matt.

The game.

That is all.

[ryat75]

Dear Matt, here's the scenario. You're a Muslim soldier fighting for France in the Second World War, you are about to die by way of rocket launcher. Do you stick your finger up your bum just to see what it feels like?

[DemolishR94]

Matt my balls are really blue, any tips on how to make them green?

[selimirak]

Superb Rick Roll Sir ;)

[V0r4xiz]

Dear Matt,

my favourite hockey team performed ultracrappy this season. What can I do to make it better ?

[WilliamSchunter]

LOL BITCH RICK ROLLED ME >.<

[Drumsinstopmotion]

@ 1:23 was the a Blue Man Group reference?

[JosephLeong95]

Dear matt,

i always fall asleep in History class. What can i do to stop that?

[MDMesser001]

WOW! Matt, can you give us a how-to on setting up and using a green screen? This new SYSO really makes me wish I had a green screen and your skills! Salute from Houston, Texas, USA.

[BonghaarRoar]

Dear Matt, I just got my first credit card, but I am having trouble remembering the code. Any help on the subject?

[SpyralVideo]

Dear Matt,

My friends and i cant stop making penis jokes,How do we stop?

from,

SpyralVideo

[XstatikDubstep]

Dear Matt, You have a weird blue stain in the top right of your green screen.

Sort that shit out.

Jazz.

[TheChaosScorpion]

very cool show ;)

[guitarplayer654]

Dear Matt, I need to perform an abortion on my girlfriend at my house, without anyone knowing, and with household items. Any advice on how to do so?

[ShyKit17]

Dear Matt how do i keep my friends from spamming me annoying videos that i have already seen too much of?

[FungusMonkey123123]

Dear Matt, I have a big problem. Yesterday i was making myself an apple pie for a party. Now, I am no cook, so i put in it the oven for about 2 hours and a really really hot temperature. I took it out to discover i had put my little kitten in it. How do i get rid of the charred kitten smell?

P.S. Where can i get some more pie?

[Eldejot]

Dear Matt.

I geniuinely wanted to be rick rolled by the link you put up to the "blog" but I'm in Germany where there are insane people in power who consider it their duty to keep people from watching cool shit on youtube. Rick Astley, for example. Sadly, though, I'm too lazy to use a proxy.

Should people who are too stupid to use the intarwebs properly be punished?

[Stoo45]

Dear Matt, I have trouble finding the clitorus and when I think I've got it I'm not sure if I work it right. Any advice?

[ChristianTMI]

OMG that blog post was amazing I learned so much. Gonna go Rick Roll all my friends!!

[Etholon]

Clicked the link in the description.. You are a god..

[noobhunter3000]

0:23 Tequila :o)

[Messiahs]

Dear Matt, what techique do u prefer to prevent the toilet water from hitting ure butt when u drop a fat piece of poop. Thx for the advice

[fondalror]

why won't you answer my questions you dick? i really wanna know this shit and you're breaking my balls. one of these days i'm just gonna up and google these things... butthole

[camdenml]

ZOIDBERG!

[camdenml]

thummbs if matt is a stupid fucking dumbass who sex food and doesn't funny

[SweeetPea95]

@camdenml ...just trying to get viewer comment of the week are we?

[camdenml]

@SweeetPea95 Nah, I'm going for a different angle. I like Matt too much for that comment to mean anything. xD

[camdenml]

Thumbs up if Matt rickrolled you in the description.

[halfcelestialelf]

dear matt i would like to be featured on another popular youtuber's comment question of the week, however my answers such so bad that they are never chosen please help me

Matthew

ps if it helps the channel i would like to be featured on is run by ray william johnson

[Burori1]

Dear Matt,

I just recently killed my twin brother from another mother. What should I do?

[ThePitofSidLord]

Hey Matt, I wanna score with a black chick. It's, like, on my bucket list or something.

How do I score with a black chick?

[yeagerbombinyourhead]

Matt, i have a problem when i work out, specifically when i do jumping jacks. every time i do a jumping jack, my dick smacks me in the face. i am starting to bruise and people are starting to worry. any advice would be greatly appreciated.

[NoKiiah]

@yeagerbombinyourhead Stop being a black midget.  /sorted

[djmolecular]

@yeagerbombinyourhead what worries me is your wild dreams that you have such a long dick that that would do that... stick to MAC N CHEESE!!!!

[blazeut]

You and your dum sideburns, baggy jeans, sexc girlfriend, mad trumpet skills, awesome reactions when not receiving chocolate from scott

Fuck off

[ItsMrS]

It's 10am, I'm still in my bed, and classes won't start until I've had my lunch, is there something wrong?

[MrLoni25]

Matt - What's the most awesome superpower someone could ever have? What's the worst?

Keep up the good shit work, Cheer bro.

[TimeSilk]

Dear Matt. I love you.  What do I have to do to get you to sleep with me and then marry me. In that order, of course.

[Accou25]

I have a new super extra ability to know when you add a new video without any newsletter or smthn.

[RingholeNZ]

Help me Matt! What do you do when your finger slips though the toilet when cleaning the shit off your anus!?

[ithoughtofthisname]

Dear Matt,

What's a good way to get you to answer my question on your next episode of SYSO?

Thanks

[Kinnxs]

I always enjoy your episodes :D

you should have way more views

[SilicoJack]

Fucking win

[SuperPunken]

SORTED

[RebelsAreWe]

I love you, Matt Mulholland.

[Munk173]

gogogo matt