Skyrim - Assborn

[Daxton5case]

Wow. That is great.

[OsamaBinLooney]

it's location has been lost for centuries

pulls 5 books out of his ass and then...

OMG i laughed so hard i was crying and couldn't breath

i havnt seen anything this great since the yugioh abridged vagina monologues

[Saintazl]

OMG... The Falmer xDDD

[superluismigueL100]

0:45 he is shiting books

[Waffleman247z]

HOW THE FUCK DID HE MANAGE TO GET 2 CHICKENS UP HIS ASS?

[Silver7761]

Neer laughed so hard in my life.

[wjsvalderrama]

0:38 not the best time to get into that position dragonborn

[Naafalilargus]

He pulled atleast 15/20 books, 1 potion of minor healing, 1 potion of health/healing(?), 2 elixirs, 1 drought (?), 1 poison, normal and black soul gems, 1 honeynut treat, 1 sweetroll, 1 deathbell, apple pies, a staff (?), 1 mug, scrolls, 1 potion of invisibility, grilled leeks, 2 chickens, and a falmer out of his ass... ಠ_ಠ

[gansterlicous]

lmfao at the end ahh yes!

[joezzzify]

Pulling books out his ass.

[NickFlamer1]

JESUS CHRIST! HOW DID HE GET A FALMER UP HIS ASS?!

[daedrakiller77]

@NickFlamer1 i don't even think esbern knows...

[Logeman10]

@NickFlamer1 It's secretly a portal to Assengarde, the land where all things go after stuffed up your ass.

[4CzNs]

@NickFlamer1 You'd be surprised with how, er..the Falmer reproduce. Guess it isn't mean't for a guy. :P

[JokeazoidOpera]

@NickFlamer1 YOU. DON'T. WANT. TO. KNOW.

[MinecraftSpaceman]

Did he just shit out a book, and put it on the table? lol

[ObscureTheEye]

L. M. A. O. XDDD

[Blody1337]

I don't know why but it dose not suprise me that assbern has a falmer in his ass.

[thekidsofkent]

funniest shit ive ever seen

[DarkDavie]

ASSBERN?

[hornick18]

I hope your pleased Todd Howard.. XD

[theragingfatman]

the book he was trying to find is called anals of the dragonborn

[KaasuPirinen]

assporn

[DeathPants64]

Is it just me, or does Esbern have a HUGE ass?!

[dope187]

Well at least it looks like THAT storage works.....my bookshelfs still are bugged -.- Assshelfs from now on?

[youtabeer]

@agrmonster

Of course. I am but a courteous person.

[smashbar333]

and he is just standing there

"like a boss"

[youtabeer]

so I heard you got on amazinggames247

[SAM13534]

DUDE A FALMER!? WTF!

[forkaren100]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA!

[Rome4SpartaGlory]

hi finds books in his asS?

[al85xis]

My God!!thih is so funny!!

[WatiTheChef]

1:25 chicken :D

[ziomallex1]

1:14 XDDD HAHAAHAHHAAH

[AidanAlva]

-Esbern pulls books out of his ass-

-Dragonborn walks over and awkwardly begins enchanting stuff-

[GuiltyPlayer27]

The music that starts at 0:42 is just so fitting lol

[APERCUPETO]

aaaaha ahaha ahaah XD

[GrimReaperOMG]

*forever alone*

[SargentMugen]

I wanted to see the baby.

[PoPadopulas79]

Ahhhh YES!

[H4Z4RD5]

ASSBERN, DRAGONBUTT.

[Thehiddenz11]

😃

[gardybardy]

Fucking hilarious!

[GamerFan20]

I'm laughing so hard right now! 😃

[XboxAnnihilator]

Agh

[NoctaMovies]

The chicken is the only one to have some patience !

[hollyberry15812]

*casual enchanting*



[kiwidubz]

Hahahahaha at the end.

[Fallout3boy2077]

lol better if he pulled out a dwarven ceturion out

[vidmanproductions]

Such horrible shadows.

[DisabledZombieInc]

Esbern?

Assbern!

[gmanthebeast1]

your best one yet man, great job

[Keigoris]

lol "Assburn"

[hamhobo123412]

"hidden within the cracks of the reach" Am I the only one who found that funny?

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

Agrmonster, You must make Old Lady Falmer. DO IT NOW.

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

Why can't I stop laughing at this?

[ishnimoro]

i used to take objects up the ass then i took an arrow to the knee

[Themingemoblie]

@ishnimoro I Used to make bad jokes like you, then I grew the fuck up

[Germanboy567]

raallrgn, yes.

[thefrog101]

So does that mean im a Vagborn?

[1000sparc]

Yep, a few scraps.

[CurryCobra]

The best part is that ahh/moan sound lol

[MrCuteface03]

goatse born

[DragonKnightRaven]

1:26 4everalone esbern.jpg

[spartain555]

it would be funny if he had an elder scroll up his ass XD

[APERCUPETO]

0:58 Delphine is Excited

[Gashopoide]

he must be link's relative or something to pull a bunch of stuff outta his ass

[ZakumKicker]

Looks like he has been to prison before.



[kupo871]

Assborn? So are his "Ass-shouts" much like Unrelenting Force?

[0902studios]

@kupo871 with the wave in the form of a huge fart.

[NitroReviews]

"I was only able to save a few scraps"

[Alb3j]

Story of my life.

[dametualmaporfa]

I guess that he is going to put all that stuff back inside...

[MattyCody]

And this is how James (Liam Neeson) came to be born.

[showlegacy619]

00:53 to 1:10 it sounded so wrong with all that noise cuz all you here him say is "agh" LOL

[PogoDarnexx]

xDD Epic

[LordTakahashi]

I still love these videos. Aaah ur FO3 ones were amazing

[MCtootsie]

xD

[Vurandal01]

Why is there a chicken? I lol'd.

[TheTastyPineapple]

i hate esberns voice, therefor i hate esbern!

[tooichan]

So here it is, you Pip-Boy 3000 ( up the ass )

[thesamon123]

@tooichan So now youre ready to take your very own pipboy 3000 (up the ass)

[bungieforever]

oh god ! D: 

[Ramon609]

damn how the hell did he got all that crap out of his ass D:

[Terrakinetic]

He's shoving it all back in.

[GermStomper]

1:27 Forever alone :P

[ForerunnerConstruct]

Oh dear god. How did he get a Falmer up his ass?

[MahajiHaji]

@ForerunnerConstruct Hampsters are a gateway to sexual exploration.

[Adamskaish]

@ForerunnerConstruct

It's a long, sexy, drama filled story.

[Fallout3boy2077]

@ForerunnerConstruct the falmer was still alive when he did it

[TwiIight0ne]

@ForerunnerConstruct Oh, you know how things like that go... just an unfortunate accident.

[DHGameStudios]

@ForerunnerConstruct You know how they like to live in big underground caves.

[sithmaster4305]

@ForerunnerConstruct do you even want to know?

[vincanthofred]

@ForerunnerConstruct it used to be an elf but then it took a dark cave to the eyes

[Acidicheartburn]

@ForerunnerConstruct I believe it crawled up his ass and died.

[hlaver]

Psh, dragonborn can shove more shit up his ass

[Darkinfinity21]

Found it! It took about a minute. Now I just feel silly....

[Darkinfinity21]

Glass battleaxe up the ass? I admire your dedication Esbern. (Now I have to figure out which Kevin MacLeod song that is!)

[pollosantamaria]

how the fuck did he ended up whit a falmer in is ass?

[RobinlvGamer]

The Dragonborn Level 70, with 100 Enchant... Getting pickpocket for the 100+ weight capasity... And enchanted armor to get more weight capasity... With a huge 685, it still is not a match for Esbern's Trick.

[V1P3Relite]

Oh God I lol'd at the baby.

[DaftKid5000]

So many books!

[BushFries]

How many books can he fit in his ass?

[jamesbond942]

Have you ever encountered a naked courier? I have, it's weird as fuck,

[crazyassassinkill]

@jamesbond942 i know, especially when theres a dragon thats about to come down and start beating on you... -,-

[VexylMusic]

@jamesbond942 Just did, yesterday.

[PandaMachinima]

@jamesbond942 One time a courier ran up to me fully clothed. He handed me the letter then as soon as the conversation ended he suddenly lost all his clothes with the exception of his hat and proceeded to sprint off into the forest.

[unholychild2117]

lol, ahhh ahhh ahhh