Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus Highlights

[shane8109]

How did this ever get made lol

[ContemplandoLaLuna]

aahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah­ha . holy shit XD magnificent

[deadmetall]

This Movie is so Saskia becsuse if its trash ness

[philipkeaveney777]

People just don't appreciate the sheer awesomeness of this film. It truly is a masterpiece of modern cinema.

[scarlotty123]

*sarcastic slow clap*

That is all.

[varcolac5]

THIS MOVIE SHOULD BE CALLED: MEGA FAIL VS GIANT FAIL

[Jake4595]

At 1:53 , dumbass sailer points his binoculars slightly upward and yells out the distance from the shark while no one is even listening; advanced radars

[rhettster4]

haha when then shark attacks the battle ship, when the guy spots it and say 500 yard then it shows the fin again he is farther away from the ship then the last time

[drdudemeister]

I think 1:22 summed these highlights up very well

[DallyThePuppy]

only the idiots at the syfy channel could make a movie like this and think they did a great job rofl! they should have all been fired for this one;)



[TarrHeelMan]

Holy shit that is terrible

[stoogemoedude]

PULL UP PORKINS!

[DavidtheBlack]

TELL HIM TO PULL UP ... or fly his jet plane faster than 10 miles an hour.

[NunzioFunaki]

It would be even better when the guy in the plane would scream: "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!"

[DonkeyKongJesus]

all i think when i see the shark is "fuck you gravity!"

[NoodleSouping]

HOLY SHIT! *Shark*

[sOuLKeePEr1998]

dsfsdf



[27011984]

der film hat soviele logiklöcher mit denen das ozonloch gestopft werden könnte.

[qwertyytrewq71]

i love the poor man's will faerrell they bring in for this movie haha

[Kom3tBrawl]

I don't think the bridge bit was in the final cut, I don't remember that one.

[RIFTER891]

why would a shark bite a bridge in half? what could it possibly gain from doing that lol

[TheBronxbombers13]

where can i find this movie????

[tempestsylph]

@TheBronxbombers13 Walmart in the $5 bin. That's literally where I got mine.

[kango1170]

Does the film have epilepsy or something? Why does it keep flashing?

[TheGreenSledgeHammer]

"Target destroyed!"

"F*ck you,targets returning!"

[UNpeacekeeper212]

is the helmsman the same guy as the "holy shit" guy

[NoHydro]

im getting married in two days. shut the fuck up sir.

[dodgersrewl]

Best lines:

"I'm getting married in 2 days"

"holy shit!!!"

[SlyTy98]

polar storm is the best XD

[ArodWingfoot]

Okay first the shark is just slightly bigger than a jet Airliner, then it is big enough to take out the Golden Gate bridge without any effort? Thats one HELL of a growth spurt! (I know it's a BS movie! The shark taking out a commercial jet at 20,000 feet is a dead give away, but come on, can't they get the thing's size right! If it starts out 300 feet long it should stay 300 feet long. Not go from 300 to 30000 plus feet!

[intrax3000]

@ArodWingfoot I'm getting married in two days

[ArodWingfoot]

@intrax3000 What does that have to do with anything. (Congratz though)

[wtfisw00t]

I swear there must be a massive business in making really bad films...

[HepheistoBD]

@wtfisw00t yup thats actually the case. The studio "The Asylum" shoots trash-movies like this in about two months and they are doing pretty well apparently.

[HepheistoBD]

@wtfisw00t yup thats actually the case. The studio "The Asylum" shoots trash-movies like this in about two months and they are doing pretty well apparently.

[BenMcCormack91]

Nice compilation. Your editing was better than the editing done in the original movie. i.e. you appear to know how editing works from time to time.

[zekeboy24]

That guy and that girl at the end didn't even look like they gave a shit that the Golden Gate Bridge just got owned. They're like: "Oops, bad luck to those guys.".

[xxxcoolchickxxxxx]

???Sharks can't jump that high…they barely jump out of the water to catch a seal…and why would a shark want to catch a plane?? it's not like he could have mistaken it for a bird, they don't even eat birds...I guess the scene would make sense if sharks jumped a high distance to catch birds, but they don't…sooooo…...

[Matty85uk]

MEGA SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[LesOccident]

Lol! Un Mégalodon qui vole et qui mange un pon! fo trop que je voie se film!

[brmoogma]

...holy shit.....

[TheMegamarble]

fasten your seat blets we are going to get eaten by a mega shark

[oOHatedHeroOo]

When you've just been hit a giant fucking octopus, do you really scream, ''NOOO''

[Whyrendog]

I love how they just cut the audio instead of using basic editing techniques so it wasn't so abrupt.

[forgottenwinner]

so apparently sharks find bridge to be very tasty

[hock3yplaya7]

how the FUCK did they make enought money for a FUCKING SEQUEL?????????

[Goynes42]

Lol at 2:20 ...anyone who's ever seen an Iowa-class battleship fire its main guns knows it is far more epic than that. Those aren't machine guns, for Christ's sake.

[paulnico098]

this is what i imagined what the pilot would say at 1:14

"sorry folks, pls fasten your seatbelts. the plane will be bitten by a gigantic shark within a few seconds. pls say 'holy sh*t when you see it. thank you"

[tedpidau]

Does the movie really flash and flicker all the time like that?

[beaufortguy18]

they didn't even try on this movie.

[justa16thnote]

NOOOOOOOOOO *Plane explodes into molecules* OOOOOOOOOOOO

[AllNoobyStuff]

The shark had a GPS so it could get to the golden gate bridge!

[Nezzizzle]

why would the sharkie want to eat the golden gate bridge, what do you get out of it, 5 cars. eating a plane...that reasonable.. :p

[LlamaxFur]

Random Guy: "Hey stewardess! In a desperate attempt to give my character some sort of depth, I'm going to tell you when I'm getting married."

Stewardess: "Cool story bro."

[MhmmmWaffles]

Shark is like "nomnomnomnomononomononom" and they be like "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo"

[imskilled94]

My god..better effects than friggin AVATAR

[CinnabonChan]

Why would you randomly tell the stewerdess you are getting married in two days?

"Would you put your seatbelt on, sir?"

"I'm getting married in two days."

"Would you like the chicken curry or the beef and gravy, sir?"

"I'm getting married in two days."

"Sir, would you draw your curtains, please?"

"I'm getting married in two days."

"stewardess says nothing"

"I'm getting married in two days."

[asianwholikesplanes]

failed battleship guns

[lorddorwin]

1:01

[TheDigitalEclipse]

''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO''

[TheDigitalEclipse]

If this kind of thing happened when George Bush was president he'd say 'this is why we need to invade Seaworld'

[Emy0z]

"I'm getting married in two days..." thanks. That's totally relevant to very minimal turbulence.

[usernameluis305]

1:21 IM A SHARK IM A SHARK FUCK YOU IM A SHARK!!!!

[ArmouredWalrus]

This movies so bad, so so so bad, it is very very funny. Few can compete with it.

[hod05]

this film looks ridiculous to the point of being hilarious

[slideon]

They reused scenes so goddamn much in this movie.

[Foodfast123]

HOLY SHIT!

[hungdingus]

This guy at 1:25 (when its black and white) at the back corner with the beard looks like he's going to blow up the plane anyways.

[DrUmbreon]

1:23

fucking lol'd

[hunkatrunk]

im getting married in two days... lol notice at when the shark is heading towards the ship there someone always running in the background of the ship shots!

[popeplummer]

the face at :32, its mesmerizing o.o

[TheInnocentAnimal]

Damn nature, you scary.

[soccerstar5930]

Wait for the command....

[oneeyehippy]

How can you get away without Lorenzo Lamas...

[lukebccb]

Was the holy shit dude justin timberlake?

[richardmaudsley77]

Why say mayday when you haven't even been hit yet, you stupid fuck?

[trufan169]

1:47...isn't the guy working the two levers the same one in the airplane?

[cianolegend]

some mind-blowing special effects

[zcorkyz]

Why was the fighter plane a thunderbolt and then an F22, and why did the plane explode and it showed him screaming..

[robohobo]

I'm getting married in two days!

Don't kill me!

WTF???

[MrGreendaymaniac]

that shark could eat jaws 4 breakfast

[luckyfess]

@ homefrylock lmao!! No shit! I can't keep a straight face watching the clips.

[generati0nwhy]

person 1: " the golden gate bridge was destroyed!!!!"

person 2: " again? really thats like the 80th time."

[lukebccb]

Way better than avatar.

[vigo894]

@lukebccb= Way better than Epic Movie and Glee.

[idisagreewiththat]

So first the Shark jumps 7 miles to bring down a commercial airliner. Then the battleship being attacked from broadside fires straight ahead and thinks it'll work. Then the shark tears down the Golden Gate Bridge, built to withstand 8.0 magnitude earthquakes.

What a great movie.

[omy785]

@idisagreewiththat Hahahahahah...I was thinking the same thing. But most importantly: Why the hell would a shark wanna do all that?

[homefrylock]

these actors deserve an award for keeping a straight face

[dylan201d]

3:00 where the fuck is the shark!?

[shadowmanLX1X]

@keithypoo31 good go,do you listen to yourself when you talk!!!????????



[keithypoo31]

Anyone commenting on such a bad movie is a homo

[PapaShango619]

Thier making a third one called mega shark vs giant dildo

[tjenkins83]

"I'm getting married in two days."

No one gives a shit. That was your mistake.

[XsJeroen]

Flying sharks.. ohh fuck, we are doomed.

[MetroAngelsOfficial]

Plot Summary: Bad acting Stock Footage NOOOOOOOOOOO Crappy acting Poorly animated shark Stock Footage Crappy Acting Stock Footage Too many Stupid Special Effects Crappy Acting!

[zenofskittles]

awww they missed the part where they all quoted Caesar... hahaha

[TheMetalGuy01]

mega shark and giant octopus should team up to destroy justin beiber

[barefootbelizean]

.... I'm sorry, what were they shooting at?

[MsDramagirl1]

God i hate it when this stuff, you no ur on a plane and a mega shark brings it down and eats you

[Zievereir44]

Lol, looks like a good comedy. I should watch it sometime. Should be very relaxing. And probably tons better than that 2012 movie I once tried for entertainment purposes, that one just got on my nerves.

[totalwarfreak1]

omg this is so silly :P

[runningtarget1]

oh, in the movie when the figter was low to the water, 1st it was an f-14e....THEN it was an F-18C and when it got destroyed...it was an F-22

you'd have to watch the whole snrce in the dvd to see the f-14

[JerFhilm]

Wow this movie looks amazing. I like it all but for some reason the giant octopus tentacle hitting the jet like a basketball player denying a shot made me laugh like a duck.

[Brutaka921]

I knew the shark didn't die. The stupid squid's squeezing pressure doesn't match the pressure of the deep sea ocean. And that movie's a little unrealistic to. The Megalodon couldn't live in cold waters. Though in the beginning of the movie, the Megalodon breaks out of an ice burg.

[kove00]

@Brutaka921

man, wtf are you arguing about ?

It is a mega shark versus a giant octopus.

"A little unrealistic"

.

[LewiSaunders]

Best movie ever made. Period. 

[phs123]

target destroy target destroy lol target return

[BeekersSqueakers]

Bitch, my seat is already back up!

[Minority119]

-"what was that?"

-"just an air pocket, sir"

-"I'm getting married in 2 days"

-"cool story, bro"

[Ariel202113]

Plan delta commence plan delta!

Oh yeah, I'm sure they have a plan for when a massive fucking shark attacks America

[OrcaAds]

this ain't megashark vs giant octupus its basicly megalodon vs krakken

[XIJaakeIX]

Was this edited using windows movie maker?

[AltShiftSpam]

@XIJaakeIX they actually had an mac, so they used some modded version of movie maker with only 50% of the effects. so yes, they used movie maker

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

The title of this film is so ridiculous that it might be a joke,

saying that there is a film called ninja assassin and samurai zombie

[AltShiftSpam]

@MRKnowitallaboutRFOM that would rock :D

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

@AltShiftSpam Ninja assassin is a real film! I nearly died laughing when i found there was a film of that title

[jackolous]

target destroyed....even though we were aiming the guns nowhere near the shark

[bennnybooy]

"what if there was a shark that was like, soooo big. like so big it could jump and eat a plane!"

"dude, shut up, this weed is just really good."

"no you shut up! I'm gonna write a fuckin movie!"

[dialatedjake]

@bennnybooy LOL!! When I read this I instantly saw the guy at 1:03

[badcompanyization]

When that shark took a bite out of the Golden Gate Bridge, I swear to God I was really seeing it.

[badcompanyization]

'Radio Washington, target destroyed!' It's like one of Homer's daydreams.

[CarbonRoy6623]

the man at the plane is sitting in the centre row... how can he "HOLY SHIT" seeing the shark, as if he's at the side seat??

[spacerat17]

must... watch... stoned...

[Muji90]

I like the music.

[onedeadcat]

Err....the ship's guns were firing towards the front, but the shark was coming at them from the side?

[onedeadcat]

Crappy movie, but made a little more sense than the Republican Party's policy positions.

Just a little.

[SneezyLarry7]

this movie is a crap.. crap movie.

[SneezyLarry7]

this movie is a crap.. crap movie.

[ssijak]

best part is when ships fire in front of them, but shark is coming from their sides LOL

and they should have made a scene in san francisco of mega shark jumping from the water and smashing google headquoters, it would be fun to watch

[noahrollei]

jack sir you are an absolute genius.

[AirshipOverWater]

I hated this movie. Biggest waste of $6 dollars in my life.

[ElmoPansy]

HOLY SHIT!

[Froooolunda]

ITS A FLYING SHARK !!

[Killerbobcats]

i love how the F18 turns into an F22 in the next shot LMFAO

[AzyrenIshida]

Isn't that the fucking Iowa battleship posing as a destroyer?

[theloopholeisntaahol]

Of all the bridges in the US, Mega Shark just has to... I mean HAS to eat the most iconic bridge we have, not just some random road bridge on the New Jersey Turnpike.

[ChangYongli]

0:32

Jizz face

[BurnOutXL]

This movie was so friggin' awful that it shot straight thru the top of my worst 100 films ever and landed at the bottom of my top 100 favorites. It's like the Ritalin curve, so bad that it's become good. Lorenzo Lamas, Debby Gibson, Japanese loverman, Irish rogue scientist -- this movie is all kinds of stink. This movie is as horrifying as Faces of Death, but without the educational value. I wanna record it & give it to people I hate for Xmas!

[redSchrei]

NOTE TO ALL SHARKS OUT THERE: fins are for swimming..not flying. well..obviously not for megashark..he likes to break rules.

[mistressofthewicket]

just loves how the pilot of the plane starts screaming no like theres no more cake rather than hes about to die

[chelseafcfanisy]

This movie looks like horse shit, has anybody even seen this movie yet??

[CHesTeRtoTheGaME]

@chelseafcfanisy Worst movie i have ever seen in my life. It's soo dumb

[chelseafcfanisy]

@CHesTeRtoTheGaME Out of ten what would you give this movie?

[Renegade30]

is this real?

[undeadretard7]

@Exothermicable lol...just enjoy the movie man...do you really think this movie makes any kind of logical sense whatsoever? what on earth would you argue numbers about a fictional shark that changes sizes, can swim faster than the speed of sound, and can jump thousands of feet into the air? no part of this movie makes any sense whatsoever, and that's why its hilarious. your right. it is impossible....UNLESS UR MEGASHARK!!!!!!!

[MrCrisis585]

........O SHIT

[moriluk]

2:32 classic

[HouseSteppaJuice]

"Shocking"

[SenoirSharpie]

It's ok, I'm getting married in 2 days. Btw, random helicopter fail???? This movie deserves an award.

[NGMan62]

@SenoirSharpie Golden Raspberry?

[undeadretard7]

dude...this shark can swim 500 knots...that's faster than the speed of sound...you totally underestimate it....i mean, did you not see that it jumped thousands of feet into the air and ate a plane??

[jt663]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Bridge

[ISt0leTheCookies]

Oscar for Best Actor and Best Special Effects?

Definitely.

[maximuslaurius]

@ISt0leTheCookies ...and editing, definitely editing.

[64Cartridge]

Pretty Slow Fighter.

[PulpFictionized]

@ 0:21 "NOOOOOOOOOOO!-" (interupted by whooshing sound effect from tentacle), then BOOM! Now, what other scene in film history can top this one?

[solerso68]

I cant believe you had the balls to call this "highlights"

[emotionless17]

How does the dude in the aeroplane look out the window? Wasn't he sitting in the middle row?!

[mrmootheirrev]

No wonder they missed, the shark was coming from the side and they fired straight ahead.

[undeadretard7]

@mrmootheirrev actually, in the movie, they hit the shark...it just didn't stop it...which is funny because the shark is swimming underwater and attacking from the side, and the guns are facing forward and are shooting above water...this movie is hilarious

[fithosss]

IM GETTING MARRIED IN TWO DAYS

[pqwoie07]

@fithosss

and you commented that on this video because ?? dont worry . Even considering marriage jokes , I am sure yours wont be as bad as this movie :p.

[BatcaveDilemma]

worst movie? or best?

[Lallapalalable]

I am so so sad.

[pelengic18]

Film je toliko glup da je smesan

Ed Wood je majstor ovog zanra

[SHWAMeyo]

starting from 1:47 the guy in the backround that runs off is the same guy running in every other scene. firstn thing i noticed when watching this uhh movie.

[JerFhilm]

@SHWAMeyo LOL wow thanks for pointing that out! He's just running back and forth the whole time!

[JREY209]

so do the shark and octopus die ayt the end of what

[skreetskater]

Guy has douche written all over his face at 1:02

[E13Production]

Is the guy at 1:21 from the office?