Howard Stern - 2006-11-16 - Artie Loses It To Prader-Willi Disease

[omalley16]

Ahhhhhhh the good ol days

[nsd1901]

btw the third "when she hears the bells.." is when I lose it

[nsd1901]

it fades to black....Howard blah blah blah....it fades to black....Robin blah blah blah...LET HIM FINISH THE STORY!

[PMCaires001]

"When she hears the bells" 2:15 'When she..' HAHAHA!!

[poltive]

This is sad, Prader-Wili disease will kill you, and usually young.

[Shahamu]

Hmm...he told this story again when Gilbert was on the show, and that time he said he got escorted off stage as soon as he said he was full from the carving station.

[scandlabra]

Everybody laughing...hysterical. Artle is truly missed by me on The Stern Show. I used to love the Jackie laugh when Robin read tragic news, and Gilbert...but, Artie was the best.

[teameymelli1]

Artie and Robin laughing sounds like an orchestra of laughter haha

[ramassie100]

what a loss to the stern show. we miss you artie!

[lordreed2]

Goddamn I was laughing as hard as Artie. My fucking tear ducts exploded!!!

[gadgetvsclaw]

i love artie so much. i want him back

[Rzaal]

artie is best when he is sober-ish

[knoxklay11]

lol i need to see the video he saw

[gamedaycaps]

Artie is missed soooooo much from the HSS, he's one of the best story tellers ever.

[JUSTINFINLEYS]

Artie is the best. Love you Artie!

[haterphd]

Nig-ARtie lange! Fire!

Go stab yourself you fat fuck!

[rainofbrasspetals3ve]

artie has the best and most contagious laugh!

[forbesmh]

I miss Artie...sure he's hit or miss sometimes, but I LOVE his stories. They are fucking gold.

[kenscotch]

I want the video!!!!! priceless.....If you're gonna comment something mean (Go fuck yourself) Tragedy is funnier than....parody? Real life is great! If you don't have a disease. Laugh at weird people!

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

This once again proves that tragedy is funnier than parody.

[atomiicx]

I dont know whats funnier, Artie laughing or Howard snorting lol

[t4b5klh]

and they couldnt tell he was fucked up

[ElDuderino909]

I fucking miss Artie a lot man. Hope he gets well.

[1980Triumph]

The best comedy comes from things like this, all natural

[TittyTittyBangBangXX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElDuderino909]

Artie is the fucking man.

Anyone who hates him can go eat Jessie's cock in between two slices of bread.

[thagen62]

THATS A TAPE OF GILBERT NUMBNUTS

[Bigrusssthefuss]

Why do i laugh at bloopers and people laughing! I swear the story is actually very sad, but artie laughing, makes me laugh uncontrollably.

[thagen62]

thats a tape of gilbert numbnuts

[crotchbat]

"I'm sorry, God!"

*dying laughing*

[JonLeibow]

He talked about this when Gilbert was on the show; Gilbert was laughing the whole time.

[sullylou]

Master storyteller !!!

[Marco18887]

funny!! but the picture is gross

[Dickbaum]

I feel so bad for Artie cuz I know at least one parent of a child with this disease heard this.

[einsteinslies]

Americans are all retarded.

[MetallicaFan035]

@einsteinslies Why are you watching this then? In your third world country.

[EdudLufetips]

i miss you man... please come back asap man.

[hauntedshore204]

i miss artie..,

[viperlegendkiller]

gotta love artie and gils laugh lol

[hellraiza81]

ROTFLMAO, I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at artie for cracking up at the girl running to the ice cream truck. XD

[BetoTheButcher]

Such a great fucking story!!

[TacticalKarma]

Poor Artie. I hope he makes a full recovery and can return to the show.

[horriblemen]

Artie does the best old man laugh, i wish he did it more!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[June28July]

It's the ice cream truck, HIT THE FLOOR!!!

[jayrobson88]

LOL wtf this is the best story ever

[Trig242]

Holy shit, his laugh at 2:20 keeps me coming back for more.

[MrWaynejohn]

bret hart should have beat yokozuna at wrestlemania 9...live with it you cocksucking ass bandit motherfucking cum sucking shithead

[Theburn77]

i can't stand these idiots saying "die artie" and shit they can all go fuck themselves artie is hilarious, and hopefully he'll come back.

[eddylon1983]

you wan him dead

[megaDoombringer]

your a fag

[RoadDogXVIII]

@Theburn77

It'd be better if Artie AND Jackie the Jokeman rejoined the show. Jackie can make him even funnier.

[killpigfuker]

Thank you so much for upping this! Artie laughing is gold!

[joeypolanski]

Laughtr is GREAT to listn to!

[EchoBoomer1987]

Whoever hired Artie for this charity did not do their research XD

[seattlehawkins]

ARTIE IS THE X-FACTOR

[Britiansgottalent001]

wow

[someymehra]

fuck I love you Art! So Damn FUNNY!!!!!!!

[doooobies332]

LOL artie is going to hell.

I hope he comes back soon though...

[bubbajimmy8]

Artie is a very important part of the show he is likeable because everybody can find away to relate to him like me i cant stop laughing once i think of something most of the time not being able to get it out , he is funny he has a great average guy personality i hope he recovers and all is well with him and i hope to see him back on the show

[BeefLange]

I love howard, but without artie, the show is hurting big time. Theres only so many times howard can make fun of gary, or bring jd in or flip out on everyone, or imitate his parents. If anything, this would a great time to highlight richard and sal. I feel like just when they start going, theyre locked in the room again.

Im starting to believe Artie is the 2nd most important person on the show. He's immensley talented and an awesome guy. I def do not look forward to 6am like I use to.

[mac777daddy]

Agreed. I am not sure if Artie has the balls to come back. He would be VERY embarrased about his situation and most people will be breaking his balls about him trying to kill himself.

[RoadDogXVIII]

Well, then those people who make jokes at his expense are heartless zoo animals.

[Dash171]

Artie not coming back is not about "balls"....it is more about shame and embarassment....I LOVE ARTIE, miss him so much....but I don't think he is going to come back...I think it is just too much...How do you come back after that?

[mac777daddy]

Right, thats what I said.

[spbroy]

the show is so lame without artie. i miss him so much...i laugh hearing him laugh like in this clip, and really pray for his speedy recovery..i do listen, but i skip large parts..it's like a bashing festival now,which is fine, but i am sick of it, it's so funny with artie

[MarvelComics1985]

@spbroy

2011 is worse. It's an endless infomercial about cellphones and iPads.

[familyguybro78]

"When she hears the bellssssssssssssss............­....hhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeehhh­hhhhhhheeeeee"

LOVE ARTIE!!!!!!

[aanntthhoonnyy]

I really miss Artie.

[Trig242]

The pure irony that this organization hired ARTIE of all people for this benefit..speaks VOLUMES

[qqrk1372]

@Trig242 Serves 'em right. LOL

[qqrk1372]

@Trig242 Could've been worse...they could have gotten Gilbert Gottfreidt!!!

[goldenarm009]

hahahahaha. i love how howard and robin clearly don't know where arties going with it but just laugh because arties laugh is so contagious. miss you artie

[ferndog681]

Artie is fucken the man.. it just sucks he can't get over his dad (cause you can't make up for a parent's love) but life is beautiful. Just enjoy the time on earth, we will all be on the other side soon, there is no time to rush. Love u Artie

[detectivesyme]

Artie laughs at kids with diseases. Fuck him and his suicide drama.

[SoloHero]

@detectivesyme

Oh lighten hell up.

[snakekeeper03]

this isn't a disease. it's fat kids with excuses. if you eat 5 cheeseburgers FUCKING STOP EATING. it doesn't take a genius to figure out you are being a god damn slob

[ChessMasterHarvey]

I got to 2 minutes and.. I heard him laughing and it was funny but... I just started remembering and I almost cried.

[scottinbristol]

"after that,all i got is bashing the gays.." gotta love artie

[Craigers85]

I'd give anything to see the video he describes

[Kamahlzaum]

ye to bad it was Artie trying to kill himself... and not Robin

[aanntthhoonnyy]

@Kamahlzaum

Amen to that.

[megaDoombringer]

yea fuck robin

[MannequinExistence]

Anybody know if Artie will ever be back on the show? Will he call in and talk on air at some point you think?

I don't have sirius

[austinm1992]

You know as much as we do. Howard won't get into details. And we don't know if he will call in and talk becuase we can't see the future either.....

[MannequinExistence]

thanks

[Nastafar]

Love ya Artie. Get better. Hope to see you back.

[spudchabaz]

Fuck man....The show is lacking without this guy. If I have to hear Robin's opinions one more time Im giving myself 3 deep plunges

[hwdstrn]

Classic Artie. He's not coming back.

[the80ees]

ha, classic

[bambamcvr]

thank you!!!!

ARTIE...ARTIE...ARTIE

[killpigfuker]

Oh my god, i remember this, thank you upping it. This is gold.

[robrigo80]

i friggen love artie

[katey1dog]

Arties laugh is so infectuous! He doesn't even need to tell a joke!

[BeastieBoy216]

fuck you

[TubeYouUser123ABC]

Which one of you assholes didn't give this 5 stars?

[scorpguitar79]

god I miss artie

[drunkenstooge]

I would love to see this video.

[hargosh37]

@drunkenstooge He talked about this again a few months later (think it was April 2007) and he had the same reaction. They actually played the video clip and it sounds like the place is being destroyed.

[GCensorship]

HAHA..

[Hughezy]

what's he eating in that photo? it looks good

[siggymarx]

You first, you jizz-slurping tranny.

[MrWaynejohn]

@siggymarx lame...try harder with your insults forrest gump...durrr

[jlwom]

lasagna pizza?