How To Get Your Seatmate To Shut the Hell Up

[poopyscoopy5]

Is that a rat talking to that nice asian lady?

[campaingboy73]

how to get your seatmate to shut up

Step 1, CHANGE SEATS.

[ElectricGuitarLuver]

point a gun at them and say ill shoot u if u dont shut the hell up!

[RLXcybord]

step1. tell she/he to shut the fuck up

step2. smile

[KiddRedeemed777]

pee wee hermon!!! lolz

[matzklim]

You'll need: earphones

----problem solved----

[sharksrock1000]

its Voldemort!

[Screwedriver]

How to get your seatmate to shut the hell up

step 1: offer them a glass of SHUT THE HELL UP

[AngharadWarren]

step 1: move seats!

[deathawaits22]

just paint yourself brown, they will leave you alone if you threaten to rape their wife, thats racist, sorry lol

[gmail425]

1:04 lol

[Pacman117productions]

I would feel really bad

[NFLnintendoforlife]

step one: earplugs...

[DrCheese100]

step one sing rebeca black or justin beiber

[notpointed]

or if they're attractive: kiss them

[Bili5]

Step 1 : Stop making shitty videos.

[jgr1212]

is it weird I thought she was going to threaten the guy with the nail cutter?

[gangster4208]

Step 1 : Ask him very nice to shut up.

Did you know that a man has 2 hands?

[MrRcAirsoft]

You will need:

Meatloaf

STEP ONE: sit on your seatmates lap and begin to eat last nights Meatloaf.

-Your seatmate will probably be a little freaked out.

STEP TWO: Let out a loud, long, smelly fart,(if you have one) or pretend you are sneezing and make a fake one.

-By now they are pretty grossed out.

STEP THREE: Say out-loud that you need to go to the bathroom.

-On the way, make a few real or fake farts.

CONCLUSION: He/She will probably leave...

[Wrash16]

Step 1: Interrupt him by saying "Hey, do you know what the penalty for necrophilia is here in [insert city name here]?

Guarantee!

[gurufreeiz]

I really honestly can't tell if that's a real woman or a drag

[snickersisdead101]

ask the person to "shut the hell up or ill beat your ass" in a ghetto voice with a dont fuck with me look if that dont work bitch them out with the people who know

[eggorey]

or shaving your pubes

[JapaneseAmericanGirl]

Depending on what they look like, start speaking some African language or Asian language. If THAT doesn't work, listen to music :D

[lad2100]

haha angalina jolie 3rd haha mother fuckers XD

[skillz6591]

id just tell them to shut the hell up.

[fireblaster500]

Step:1 say to them "i,ve learned on youtube how to get your seatmate to shut the hell up bada*s!!! "

[Tylerwaffleblue]

1st choice of seatmate: Haruhi Suzumiya

2nd: Chuck Norris

3rd: Bill gates

[RainbowOkami]

@Tylerwaffleblue You........Win the internet XDDDDDDDD I had never thought of picking Haruhi as a seatmate but that would be one of my choices now XD And Chuck Norris....enough said.

[twilightfan08291]

id want steve jobs to sit next to me on an airplane RIP

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

@TeamXDUniverse exactly this video was not needed.

[differentandalike]

YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

[nunoyobiznis]

What if you're sitting with someone you know? O.o

[megapower991]

@nunoyobiznis id tell them shut up and thats it :)

[patpop123]

woemen allways talking eavenen in fast forword

[2centuryfox]

say I have diariah

[Peoplepopo]

@Icommentonandon No,no,no...shut the HELL up.

[rmalvaro]

lmfaooo the face at 1:18 is priceless xD

[ThePrankDudes]

@rmalvaro yea thats the face i make when i see your mom get out off the shower XD

[skexee]

Was wondering what "howcast" dosen't know?

[TheMikaellol]

Just drop a heavy egg fart...

[tinycrown8]

1:15 "Then I was like Oh My Gosh" ! XD

[rulton166]

is that pee wee heman

[heelfliplengend]

Charlie Sheen !!!!!



[WimpyShiitRain]

optional: a knife



[Willettes1]

Step 1 : Put on sleep mask

Step 2: cop a feel

[josepin0605]

step 1: shoto his head. the end!

[Darkdeath628]

id take angalina jolie

[themanofcoolnesss]

Step 1:Point your AK47

Step 2:Shoot

did you know if your ugly no one will talk to you

[OrangeKoolAid101]

I WILL NEVER UNSUBSCRIBE TO THESE GUYS!

cause I never subscribed.

[TheyWantToKillMe]

you will need: an mp3

step 1: use it.

tip: you can use ipod or any other music player

[Hanson328]

Step 1. Pull a gun

[Luckypalms22]

0.21 lawl "No speake engrish!

[Janskleig]

@Icommentonandon Often it is the simplest way which is the best. :)

[ISnip3LikeaPr0]

1:18 he looks retarded

[davidchernikov]

or you can stab the guy with the toenail clippers or choke him to death with dental floss

[deathbyderp]

@FFridee cool story bro.

[FFridee]

My dads boss is Bill Gates...

[0xXSilentSandsXx0]

Oprah? fuck i want bill gates.

[Mindraker1]

@0xXSilentSandsXx0 Fuck, I'd rather take a steaming turd than Oprah.

[TheMitsu9999]

Use a condom... =))=))=))=))

O wait this isn't how to make your kid shut up? Whatever...

[boyblue95]

doesnt he kinda look like peewee?

[MrDroopdog1]

i usually just whip out my dick, they leave me alone after that

[scottishduck8]

step 1 shut the F%&*# up and go away

seatmate ;(

[legofreak1109]

you need:

a gun

__________

Step 1: Tell your seatmate: SHUT UP OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT!

peace and quiet

[tobadirector]

@legofreak1109 Step 2: Get arrested. Ahh! Peace and Quiet in Jail! :)

[Dedspawn]

@legofreak1109 I got shot...

[azzaz691]

looks like peewee

[brofurlo]

How to get your seatmate to shut the hell up:

Kick His Penis

[dancer381124]

How to get your seatmate to shut the hell up.

Step one: Watch jenna marbles videos.

[bplatt94]

@dancer381124 Throw them the face!

[TheAllBlackMan]

But what if you wind up next to the world's biggest dullard?

[TheSuliko00]

@TheAllBlackMan tell thme 2 shut the f up and punch them and tell thme thier annoying

[wastedmoney15]

Step 1: Interupt them by saying "CHEESEBUGAH"

Step two: repeat

[Dedspawn]

@wastedmoney15 Works wonders

[wastedmoney15]

@Dedspawn Yep.

[d26neil]

@wastedmoney15 Dude i started rofling wen i saw CHEESEBUGAH!!!! I CANT STOP XDDDD

[Pruttomaten]

@wastedmoney15 i litteraly died.

[TheSweetandsour21]

wat if ur in school

[Wanderon1]

well somebody spoke to me while im sleeping

[SonyByPirModerator]

Who the fuck would want Oprah Winfrey as their airplane seatmate? -_-

[myvoodoopuppy]

no one chose Chuck Norris?

[TheEliteGunner1]

Lol I thought it was voldemort in the thumbnal for a sec. :P

[azreona]

i would choose The Ikea dude and talk him to death x)

[DevilBehideYou]

my way is just say "shut the hell up!"

[LeaveLikeTheSane]

Or, my way: Step one - Give them 'the look', widen your eyes, raise your eyebrows, and grin like a maniac. It works best with dark eyeliner on.

[PolizeiPaul]

OR you can just say SHUT THE HELL UP!! XD.

[bambieyes48]

Forget this.

Just say, "I'm sorry, but I'm not really in the mood to talk right now."

If they persist, then move.

Why does howcast insist on using mind games?

[LeaveLikeTheSane]

@bambieyes48 Because mind games are fun. ;)

[bambieyes48]

@LeaveLikeTheSane lol, i swear howcast has a video for everything!

[BlackoutOmega]

Step 1: Put all your fingers under your nostrils and begin to smell them furiously

???

PROFIT

[MrDudeYouDontKnow]

You will need: To be black

Step 1: When your seatmate starts aggervating you mean-mug him/her in that ghetto ass way most negros do.

[123TheJason]

Step 1: Punch him

Step 2: Say all thirteen bad words until he cries or goes away

[jibu8]

Next Video: How to Breathe.

[MRPIMP62]

take out a loud  mother fucken firework then light it

[gamemaster21301]

you will need:knife,assassination skills

optional:stealth suit,silenced pistol(M9 or USP is preferred)

step 1:use the knife to assassinate the chatterbox without anyone noticing

step 2:if you don't have a knife,use a silenced pistol

step 3:if somebody notices the body,activate the stealth suit

[iwatchyouatnight1]

step 1:beat their ass

[Yumi0theburningflame]

Wow...I had this chatty classmate, and she didnt stop talking, so I let her...and I asked her to speak louder cuz I "cant hear well" and the teacher caught her!! She was sent to detention!! ^^

[sk8erofawsome]

no speaka eng-lish. ha funny :)

[iq12212]

kick em in the balls and run

[itaymr]

just tell him to shut the fuck up

[Tempachur]

She shouldn't on a bus any way but we all know that won't happen because shes a woman, and Asian.

[meowmeowmeowmmix]

AW sad asiasn

[anticorncob6]

I've been on an airplane, and it's hard to hear when your ears are popped. Plus, everyone else was SILENT!

[MrIpodtouchhelpers]

turn transcribe audio on and take a look wat the subtitles write

[matmanjr1]

step 1 buy a asult rifel

step 2 ask him to politely to be quite like this ( SHUT THE HELL UP )

step 3 put the gun to his ass and fire

[xXPI31SG00DXx]

I would choose Stephen hawkings he can't talk

[TheSnowyice]

I would chose Owl City as my seat mate. As a seemingly nontalkative person he would eigther quietly sing to himself, or just stfu. xD lol

[HelloKiti7]

@TheSnowyice um Owl City i a band and the they all cant sit on only one seat

[TheSnowyice]

@HelloKiti7 Um I'm pretty sure that's just Adam Young's project name actually. He has like, a ton of different ones. -_-

[HelloKiti7]

@TheSnowyice Oh im sorry i didnt knew :)

[emikioti]

Or you could say this 'He-HEY-HEY! Did you know That I have A Disease That makes me Cut The cheese?! Ye-YEAH YEAH!"

[360elitegamers]

i would pick morgan freeman as my seat mate,

[360elitegamers]

who would carry a book around in the slight chance somone would sit beside them and talk....

[onelesstimegurl]

Jeremy 13 is my seat mate(;

[Autobot2476]

this will be useful because i have a classmate have has hyper thoughts use talks and talks to me

[Partyffs]

Any girl from the penthouse !!!! Seatmate :D

[848kasper]

i would chose Megan Fox as my seat mate.

[luvinmomiji]

... What if my seatmate was a 'she'?

[MrBonecrusherz98]

How To Get Your Seatmate To Shut The Hell Up

Step 1:Grab a handgun

Step 2:Shoot your Seatmate in the head

Enjoy your silence

[uknowuluvmakeup]

id choose justin bieber to sit next to me on a plane flight anyyday of the week

[AyaHyuuga]

@uknowuluvmakeup GAWD!! NO! EWW AND WHY!?!?!

[niek237]

give him some high lethal toxcide

[dinom101gmail]

how to get a seatmate shut up

step 1.. take a deep breath

step 2.. call chuck norris

[RawrDungeonDragon]

All You Gotta Do Is..

Step One: Smile Nicely

Step Two: Punch The Shit Out Of Them

Step Three: Enjoy The Silence

[KoroIsHere]

1:14 for Oh My Gosh

[uglybugushan2364]

Fuck this shit i'd choose the UNDERTAKER as my seatmate

[japanesegeekfreak]

The title is full of win.

[PatsFan1295]

How to get your seat mate to shut the hell up

You will need:

a mouth

Step 1: Tell your seat mate to shut the hell up

*useless fact*

*end video*

[brunzmeflugen]

George Carlin as my seatmate.

[ibanezplayer056]

makes me glad my city doesnt have mass transit. :)

[theycallmedumb]

step one: say shut

step two: say the

step three: say hell

step four: say up.

can't do that, go buy some balls.

[Maxmulham]

fuck those people. I'd choose Mr. Bean all the way.

[TheProto22]

@Maxmulham i agerr mr been 4 me 2

[greenorange75]

Thumbs up if you thought the thumbnail was the guy holding a gun.

[CoNiGMa]

PEEWEE HERMAN!!!

[Kwazhmere]

i would choose justin bieber! i would let him talk and talk and talk and sing and talk and talk and talk and sing!

[Urbanpredator76]

@Kwazhmere u like justin beiber...? hes a faggot that sings like a girl

[emoface4]

he looks like peewee herman

[iCantEditBro]

Step 1. Don't ride a fucking bus

[gymnastmike]

Or why don't you just tell your seatmate to shut the hell up and that you don't want to talk!!??!

[transformer2331]

@gymnastmike because that taunts them

[mdma4life]

Step 1: Don't be American

[StonedBoo]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANGELINA BE 22 PERCENT!

[CalmDraven]

Ask them something that will make him want to get away from you:

(Me) hello you all right there you

(Guy next to me) yeah im fine

(Me) so.......... you ever killed anyone

(Guy next to me) Arrrr..... no ?

(Me) I have >:)

(Guy next to me) O_O

[Tylerwaffleblue]

I would chose Chuck Norris to be my seatmate

[screwriod]

turn back to them and say STFU! GOD DAMMIT JESUS CHRIST

[briandefox]

I think we should have done what Mr Bean did on the train.

[MrTechGuy1995]

In all my years have I never really had any problems with people on the bus talking. My steps:

Step one: Don't sit next to anyone

Step two: If someone does sits next to you, just act like you are deep in thought.

Step three: If she tries to start a conversation, pretend to have a serious migraine

Step four: Be Asurtive when SHE won't stop, normally males never are chatty unless they are on crack.

[ThePakenshet]

Step 1: CUT HIS THROAT!

Step 2: Enjoy the silence.

[SuicideSolution21]

How to get your seatmate to shut the fuck up.

You will need:

A pair of fists

Step 1: Beat the living crap out of him.

Step 2: Enjoy the silence.

[faxmanloveswaffles]

Step one: Ask how long they have ever been quiet.

Step Two: Enjoy the silence of them trying to figure out how long.

[dapoculos13]

step 1: tape his mouth

step 2: put superglue over it

step 3:move to a different seat

step 4: if he follows you,kick him out

step 5: if he comes back,good luck with that

[PanzerNils]

or one..PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!!

[ProRussianFan]

How to get your seatmate To Shut The Hell up!.

Tell your seatmate you love playing black ops

[tristensrl]

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[TheDarknessOfVoid]

@tristensrl yes i totally belive these fake chain letters dumb cunt

[tristensrl]

@TheDarknessOfVoid fucker

[TheDarknessOfVoid]

@tristensrl .....says the one who posts chain letters...

[tristensrl]

@TheDarknessOfVoid says the person who didden just have a family member die

[TheDarknessOfVoid]

@tristensrl i have had many family members die, but you are going around posting things that are far from true. This is over, you lost when the battle began. Posting chain letters make you see,m like a douche so just shut the fuck up and go to another video. Have a nice day.