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  • Want more then watch my fails

  • dang, he could walk within 20 seconds of that? ROFL

  • Holy Molly.

  • press 0:05 alot

  • I know that trick it's called ; the nutcracker

  • fuck =))))))

  • OMG that must've been so painful! Even his shoes came off!

  • Owowowowowowowow!

    Even my unborn son felt that one!

  • ouch!

  • keep pressing 2 every half a second or so hes headbanging the pole L0L

  • His testicles probably shot through his stomach and hung out of his mouth.

  • I made this vid my school project hahaha

  • and thus, failblog was born.

  • After his nuts went FUBAR, he walked on the street to commit suicide.

  • Wow... that was bad... XD

  • Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011.

  • tok the shoes right off him

  • the balls are inert

  • Classic

  • Damn , it must of hurt to pee o.o

    sadly there goes the chance for kids

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG!

  • there goes the children

  • He must be nuts to try this

  • Damn that suckz hope hez ight

  • this was the first fail on failblog :D

  • YOUR BALLS GODDAMMITT!!!

  • im think thats not funny if you are skater

  • HAHAHA his nuts are fckin broken :O xd goodbye children xd

  • Nossa o cara levantou ainda vixxxi ele deve ser operado só pode akkaakakak

  • Cool video!!

  • the internets best skate fail

  • Well at least he Had the balls to do that

  • No children for him haha!

  • is the skateboard ok?

  • dude must have had on a cup. there is NO way he's up that quick otherwise.

  • Your Cock Goddamit!

  • ahh i remember when failblog didnt take over half the video <3

  • now his son wont make the same mistake

  • epic FAIL

  • Press 2 for kiss the rail

  • This video shows how failblog should start uploading the videos, without SLO-MO, without A COMMENMT, and without saying FAILBLOG at the end.

  • tell me how your nuts fell bitch you suck fucking balls hahahahahahahah nice dum ass get off the skateborde

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  • ooh..... 0:05

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

    

  • that's how osama died i think...

  • The pole just Beat the Shoe off of him.

  • Wow, first time I've seen a guy go sterile like that.....

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  • thats what you get when you dont wear a helmet

  • it cut the tip of the sac!! LOl

  • How did his shoe come off?

    i love how he just sits in the road to puit hs shoe on!

  • How did his shoe come off?

  • Skateboard still not found yet......

  • J !

  • Me gusta!

  • she's girl, long blonde hair..shit happend.

  • fffff...

    its like hitting your kids ..

  • No more fathers day for him

  • he did well geting up

  • The origin of failure.

  • guess we'll have to eggs for breakfast

  • Never give up! boy.

  • he lost hes tjoe hahahah

  • Free Vasectomy :P

  • first failblog video :D

  • cover your mcbslls.!!!

  • Did anybody know this is failblogs first video?

  • nice story to tell your grand children.. if they're adopted

  • lol press 2 repeatedly

  • That would be a nice story he can tell his children! ... OH wait..

  • at 0:06 the skateboard rolling away sounds like some1 is clapping ^^

  • And from this day forth, he was known as... uh... Jerry.

  • ever time i wach this it still hurts my balls

  • You aint got no babies at the future

  • Babies ... You aint Gonna Have em.

  • He lost his skateboard...his hat...and his shoe...not to mention a pair of nuts

  • he just lost all of his man hood

  • omg he can still walk

  • Marquez Fail skateboard b4bd4n.

  • That hurt me just watching it...and I'm a girl...

  • omg this guy got up

  • ouch! is the mast ok?!

  • 0:02 romeo

    0:06 Juliet

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  • OOOUUUUUUUUCH! that hurts even in my own balls seeing this vid!

  • New vages! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­aha!

  • Ha this video gets funnier every time

  • Congratz on his new vagina lol

  • WTH a failblog video without all the failblog crap.

  • idk how he could walk after that. omfg

  • I like how is shoe flies off i mean whos shoe doesnt fly off?!

  • Hahahahahahaha

  • shit that hurts my god what impact

  • Damn

  • anyone else just think it sounded like applause after he lost his nuts?

  • wear headphones not helmets

  • 0:06 oooooh shit

  • ouch

  • omg press 2 repeatedly!!! xP

  • I would plank all over your mom.... wait... what's planking?

  • ouch

  • Im surprised he could walk, tough shit.

  • Oh my gosh!... Is his board alright? D:

  • no

  • No more sperm ahhaha

  • i like it how in every single vid that someone busts his balls, some idiot asks him "are you all right?"

  • OHHH FUCKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EE

    SLUTZ

  • i love skateboard fails they all end with someone getting hit in the groin

  • 0:06 Lol, sounds like a crowd clapping just when he got hit

  • i just got the chills after watching the video!!!!!!!

  • FUCK ! IS THE SKATE ALLRIGHT ?

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  • Oooh my gosh. 

  • Like if you felt like throwing up and our stomach hurt like when your little sister kicks yo ballz!!!

  • he still wont be able to speak as high pitched as bieber

  • he didnt hit his nutts if we would of have he would not be walking

  • Ding!

  • noooo ke dolorrr...............

  • well that his dream of wanting kids gone ;)

  • He lost his balls, AND his shoe!

  • just keep pressing 1 on your keyboard

  • Kids...Who needs 'em...

  • haha, I love how they run away afterwads. damn.

  • GO GET THE SKATEBOARD!

  • LOL The poles are clapping -.-

  • YOUR BALLS GOD DAMN IT

  • @gratianray2 or whats left of them man how unlucky would u have to be

  • how the f*** did he get up so fast after THAT??

  • NOOOO HIS SHOE CAME OFF

  • how'd he get up that fast

  • Keeping right shoe and hat on fail

  • that looks so painful that i felt it and im a girl

  • Save that for the hall of meat!

  • Qual a graça? Coitado(a)

  • Guy: Are you alright?

    Me: NO HE ISNT FUCKING ALRIGHT HIS BALLS ARE GONNA HANG TO HIS FUCKING FEET

  • muerte a sus cocos xd

    

  • 1st video of #FAIL BLOG

  • ^O^ xDxD

  • is it just me or did the thing he hit sound like applause :D

  • like this if you were on failblogs channel and wanted to know what the first video they uploaded was..

  • "let me just check al my balls are still there; 1... 2.... and 3 were all good!"

  • He was trying to get an abortion

  • How the fck can he walk after t his?

  • America's Fuck up'd Home Videos

  • just keep pressing 2

  • ahh when failblog was good and there were no ads

  • Hahahaha =D

  • i saw this before fail blog was famous

  • press 5 (repeat) to see him scratch his vagina.....

  • ooh penes

  • this is how kid with special needs are made

  • 7 for telekenisis

  • instant femalification

  • o wtf where did those cables come from? they werent there b4!

  • oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oohhhhhhhhhhhh

  • press 2 the wires r laughing at him

  • Augh....Im a girl and I felt that. DAMN. :G

  • @akatora124 imagine u cant have kids

  • YO BALLS! GOD DEMMIT!

  • try to bust your opponents BAWLLS

  • Well he can say good bye to his balls

  • Well looks like that enough fun for one day boys!

  • Goodbye Balls

  • The best and easiest way to castrate Duke Nukem.

  • do you know how fricking long it took to find fail blogs first vid

  • @simonmartin1234 10 seconds. Just click the date uploaded button(or whatever it's called, I live in the Netherlands so I don't know how it's called in English).

  • Like this comment if you just laughed At 0:06 :D

  • why does this always happen to skaters?

  • 0:05

    RIGOR MORTIS

  • OUCH!!!!!!!!

  • That is the alternative to Condoms!

  • 0:12 are you allright ? supid question...

  • Slambulance!!!

  • like this comment if you were already grabbing your balls....catch my drift

  • press 2 slowly for epic face palming