I love Newsong, they're great performers and amazing singers but I DESPISE this song greatly. Let's be happy around Christmas time not sing a song about someone dying.
I liked Patton Oswalt before, but I hadn't seen any of his standup. Now I like him even better. This bit was hilarious! "I died for your sins, but those pumps are unforgivable" LMFAO
Oswalt's sexual embellishments didn't offend me, but it's too bad I can't really share this with someone who could really benefit from the ideas in it. Really excellent illustration, though!
@yoohootube Realizing that sex isn't bad (and these gags are pretty tame to boot) could just be another part of this "someone's" realization that not everything with God in it is sane or helpful.
@eskyguard Or maybe it's just that Catholics can't imagine that anyone else doesn't think exactly the way they do. That would explain LOTS of church history.
I HATE THE ILLISTRATOR OF THIS SONG!!! Y WUD THEY DRAW GOD LIKE DAT!!!?????? THIS PATTON OSWALT WATEVER DUDE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WAT THIS SONG TRULY MEANS. THE LITTLE BOYS MOM IS ALEADY DIEING AND HE EVEN MAKING FUN OF HIM. I DON'T EVEN CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS BUT THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING WRONG. SO WRONG. ALLLLLL WRONG.
@TheVividia As a fellow CHRISTIAN (you've accepted Jesus Christ, so yes, you do count) I completely agree. Some religious songs just aren't good. It has nothing to do with the Faith behind it, it isn't a good song. I do think the bit got pretty sacrilegious at towards the end, but most of it was pretty funny. I am a fan of Patton Oswalt, but I do disagree with his theological views.
@OtterPawStudios Patton does not believe in god or at least a Christian, Jewish or Islamic god.
He has no theological views. You Christians know so little about words, meanings, the world and basically everything that isnt written down in your little fairytale story book.
Yet another media example of the implied "nobility" of death by cancer is what bothers me. It's another reason that REAL cancer cures (see Burzynski) are effectively squashed by the Big Pharma gov't we have. Keep praying and ignore real science... that's the ticket.
@Rumpl4skn Yeah the guy who claims that his treatment for cancer works but whose results are unable to be reproduced is the one doing real science. I suggest that you check out the studies that have tried to reproduce Burzynski's work. They show no significant difference when compared with placebo. Although it's probably just a "Big Pharma" conspiracy. Conspiracies are always the most reasonable explanation for lack of evidence...
@SpinyNorman416 It's not a "conspiracy" - the FDA essentially STOLE Burzynski's patents. They NEVER claimed they didn't work, in fact an FDA field trip to Burzynski's labs reported "positive results" from his treatment in EVERY case. Get your facts straight before you do your hit pieces on a subject at which you are either completely ignorant or taking shots at for financial reasons.
@Rumpl4skn That the FDA secretly stole the work of a guy who had a cure for cancer isn't a conspiracy? You obviously don't know the definition of the word. No difference from placebo is the issue here. I can give a sugar pill for Ebola and people will seem a bit better as opposed to no treatment what so ever. Also, someone saying "positive results" is not a clinical trial on the subject. Do you have any independent information corroborating the theft?
@SpinyNorman416 Yes, and it's documented quite clearly, officially, in the movie, using legal docs, many of which are available in Federal records. A movie that OBVIOUSLY you haven't even seen. But you're a Burzynski expert, aren't you? I forgot.
@Rumpl4skn - I suggest you watch the Burzynski movie - with a non-closed mind - and then tell me the evidence is somehow lacking that the man had his method stolen. What possible reason could the FDA have for this crime other than that he was in possession of the truth. And I know why you're here, so good luck sleeping at night, btw.
@Rumpl4skn You realize that this is a reply to yourself right? You just said that you know why you're here and you wished yourself good luck sleeping. On the subject at hand, You don't seem to be aware that claiming that people with different opinions are either in on the conspiracy or a financial shill is pretty much an unfailing sign of behavior associated with conspiracy theorists. Its pretty much a baseless jab at trying to disregard people who disagree.
@Rumpl4skn cont. I would like to see why you think I'm here. It would be very enlightening. Am I a shill for drug companies, am I part of the NWO, a reptilian? Or maybe I just was watching a comedy video and felt that I should correct someone when they claim a conspiracy by the US government to steal the work of a scientist, cover it up, and promote media to sell to the world that dying from cancer is noble death in order to sell more drugs. Nope, probably a reptilian.
@SpinyNorman416 Why you're here is provable only by you, so the point is moot. I'd like to know why you defend the FDA against it's witch-hunt against Burzynski. And why u avoid the issue of whether or not you saw the movie. If you did, and you somehow STILL side with the FDA, then you are either totally ignorant of the facts, or chronically stupid. If your claim is that the movie is non-factual, I'd like to point out that it's 1 of the most clearly documented ones I've seen.
@SpinyNorman416 ...and if ure not a shill for Big Pharma, you should be. Ure already using all the flocwchart tactis. You find a Burzynski comment on a YouTube comedy site, you immediately make false claims to discredit him, and accuse any defenders of being loons who believe in reptilians. Of course, everyone knows anyone who distrusts the often-criminal FDA has to be a 'lunatic'. If ure not being paid for this, I have to ask, what planet do YOU live on?
@Rumpl4skn False claims? This is untrue. His tests have not passed clinical trials and have not been found to be independently repeatable. You are positing a conspiracy theory by definition. Could you please not hide behind his film. This is similar to 9/11 truthers hiding behind loose change. First yelling if someone has seen the movie and then telling them that they are wrong when they point out errors in logic.
@SpinyNorman416 His tests are currently in Phase 3 of trials. They have passed Phases 1 and 2. I'd be appalled that you don't know that, except that you don't know much else about the facts, so it's not that surprising.
And I can make character assumptions too, if u need to play that stupid game. Let's see - you're a HUGE fan of Monsanto, and you think Lee Harvey Oswald was "just a good shot." I bet I'm not far off, am I?
@Rumpl4skn You still seem to be using the shill for corporate drug companies. You're using silly slogans lie "flowchart tactics". If correcting someone someone on a YouTube video is you're idea of what Big Pharma does, it seems kind of stupid. If "Big Pharma" was as powerful as you believe couldn't they just remove you're comment and send some to you're house to dissapear you? This giant conspiracy would seem pretty inept if it couldn't find a more elegant way of dealing with you.
@Rumpl4skn On the film. No I have not seen it, I will get back to you when I do. However, I would also like some outside corroboration on these issues since anyone can make a film about anything. Preferably someone outside the Burzynski camp. On the question of reptilians, I did not accuse anyone who believes in this of believing in reptilians. Many who do believe in reptilians do believe in Burzynski but that doesn't mean these are the same. You did avoid the NWO question however.
@SpinyNorman416 Thanks, and get back here once you've seen the movie. I like the fact that you have a Python reference as your name, that's cool.
As a side note, no, I think the "New World Order" is a misdirection. A lot of what passes for an "oncoming global governmental conspiracy" is just clever marketing by multi-national corporations. I don't think those boys give a fuck who's running governments, they make their money either way. Now int'l bankers.... i dunno...
@SpinyNorman416 Regarding the film - you're right, anyone can prove anything with a film. But the Burzynski film is using legal documents FROM the US gov't and the FDA - people who would have NO reason to corroborate their info - as the evidence. It's really not all that debatable, to be honest.
And it's officially an award-winning documentary, btw. : )
@Rumpl4skn cont. Regarding conspiracy theories. Please don't take offense if I ask you if you believe in other conspiracy theories as well. I'm not trying to discredit you but many conspiracy theories are co-morbid. For example many people who believe in the NWO believe that they are trying to poison us with chemtrails and vaccines. Finally, calling me a shill is a weak jab. I could call you a shill for homeopathic medicine because you're trying to discredit the FDA. This is silly.
Is it weird that this complete restored my screwed up sense of christmas spirit! Seriously, if someone's paying for presents with pennies... I don't care how young they are... I'm losing my s#!t, knocking those dirty cents off the counter and saying "people too stupid to use the freakin' coinstar deserve slow death for christmas!" and that's my spirit!
How can you not love this? Christmas Shoes is a raping of the ears and Patton breaks it down perfectly. Its absolutely one of the worst Christmas songs of all time. The animation for this is right on. Its a piece of shit song and I'm so glad Patton called it out. Crap is crap, and this song is right out of AssholeVille. Its obnoxious and stupid in every way. Bravo Patton!
@CherylGross12 It's not like it's a true story. It was made up to pull on people's heartstrings. It's a pathetic attempt to say the least. This monologue covers what shit it is perfectly.
The song is absolute shit. I read the Bible, pray, go to Meeting (Quaker: some of you will say I'm not Christian... meh) and that song is still shit. Defending a song that offensive is like trying to defend war. Just because some piece of music, art, film, etc., has a good message does not mean the piece is good. I can't paint but if I painted some piece of crap and said it represented God's grace, it would still be shit.
@CherylGross12 Saw the movie. The movie, like the song, is sappy and manipulative. Liking the song doesn't mean that you have a heart; it means that you have no taste.
@adrianeli1000 wow. You asshole. I was abused as a child, and You don't just "get over it". You are truly a sorry excuse for a person, and very insensitive especially for a bible-humping bitch (the only reason You would ever like this shit song) like you. I hope You spend an eternity in hell for being a genuinely terrible human being.
@MagicBeastHide I was talking about the stupid comedian not you Jerk face! And you just proved my point that all you pathetic excesses have so much hate towards your parents its not our fault you had crappy abusive parents! Learn to love and learn to forgive! Thats what I meant by move...
lame ass adrianeli1000, . wow, i lost my status as a human being bc i dont like the christmas shoes song, my mother and father are also drug addicts because i dont like the christma shoe song, i am a sad piece of crap and i need to see a shjrink because i dont like the xmas shoe song. you must be a sociopath if you care about your mothers death, but not an abused or beaten child WOW
@tashalexxie You have just as much right to your own opinion as I do, you can say all the crap you want and talk all the mess you want about this song, but oh i make a comment and you go all ballistic! I don't care if you hate the original song, If you can hate that song why can't I hate this piece of cow pie?
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I bet when you where a kid you grew up with out your mom, or maybe you did and she was a drug addict and you had a dead beat dad, or maybe you we abused in some way... oh boo hoo.... :'( !! Get over It! You truly are A Sad sack of Crap, you sorry excuse of a human being. Now to make up for that void you make fun of a beautiful song and you can't stand people being happy! You should do yourself a favor and go see a shrink and move ON! Can't stand people like you!!! :P
@retrootakukangaroo Its a beautiful song that was based on a true story maybe not from the original singer but form a different person by the name of Helga Schmidt . It just a beautiful song, where you realize the value of your parents and to know that if they should die they are going to be with Jesus.
@adrianeli1000 What is beautiful about someone's mother dying of cancer on Christmas? That's not beautiful, that's fucking horrific and tragic and it bothers me that you somehow perceive someone dying to be beautiful, regardless if it's a true story or not.
@Cuda123087 Yes I agree it is a tragedy how this women dies, but her suffering will end when she goes off to be with Jesus. Thats the beautiful part that life doesn't end here! and this story being based on a true story just show you what real love is and how most people take it for granted. It show you to open up your eyes and look at the world around us and how a simple child can show a grown up like me or you a special heart warming lesson.
@adrianeli1000 It's the same problem I have when Christians claim that "the reason God allows so much suffering in the world is so that the rest of us appreciate what we have." I had no idea God played such favorites amongst "all his children." So, as a Christian, YOUR mental well-adjustment is worth millions of starving kids, because their horrific suffering teaches YOU something. How nice it must be to be you.
@Rumpl4skn All the suffering is due to sin, God is a merciful God. Alot of ppl.. say God is bad because he send ppl. to Hell, but God doesn't send anyone to hell, people who go to hell is by there own choice.. and you know what else God doesn't believe in Atheism. Atheism doesn't exist you don't believe in God and I don't believe in Atheism...So Turn or Burn...
Grandma Got Run Over By A Rainbow and Christmas Shoes are tied for #1 in the worst Christmas songs ever.... not just affronts to Christmas but MUSIC IN GENERAL!!
This is damn funny, and people said Sam Kinison went over the line. I got news for you, Kinison is a saint compared to this. Oh, and for the record, I think Kinison is the reason Patton Oswalt can do this bit. Very funny bit, though!
@Stallkyr, I'm not sure it's quite as irreverant as all that. It's certainly funny, but it's not like it's a true story he's making fun of (which is yet another reason the song is just plain tacky; not only is it fiction, but it's terribly presented fiction).
@ninjajesus81 You all seem to think I'm complaining. I am simply saying that were it not for Sam Kinison (whose comedy I LOVE) there would be no Patton Oswalt. Kinison was boycotted by church groups, but this bit is way beyond what Kinison did. I actually like this. I never said there was anything wrong with it. As for Louis CK and raping monkeys, hello, Kinison said it in 1988. However, that's not irreverent religious humor. All I'm saying is Kinison paved the way for this.
@mbgoggins What does Jesus have to do with someone writing a terrible song, or having a sense of humor? I hope someone gives you a bridge for Christmas, so you can get over it.
what is with the animation hate? personally, i like it, and i haven't seen many videos (make that any videos) on youtube with better animation.
still, putting all of that aside for a moment, the bit is so awesome that commenting on the animation is a little like megan fox walking into your bedroom naked, and you commenting on whether you like her landing strip or not. WAKE UP and appreciate what is before you people!
This song fails in every way. It just makes no sense. If I'm in the mood for schmaltzey Christmas music that tugs at my heartstrings and doesn't make me feel like an asshole, I'll listen to "Old City Bar" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. They actually get it right.
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Actually in the first verse the guy says, "I'm really in the Christmas mood." duh you fuckin' idiots. how about you listen to the actual song not what some shit kicking redneck says. I don't love this song and i don't hate it. this is someone's work and all you haters just keep sipping on your Hatorade.
@JOECRAZYYYY Okay, so he's in the Christmas mood so what? The kid's mother is DYING of CANCER. Certainly doesn't put me in a good mood. It makes me sick!
@JOECRAZYYYY you're definitely WRONG about that buddy. he clearly says "not really in the christmas mood". if he was in the christmas mood, why would he need god to give him a lesson about the christmas? think, dumbass
@JOECRAZYYYY you're definitely wrong about that, dumbass. he clearly says, "NOT really in the christmas mood"...if he was in the christmas mood, why would god see the need to teach him a lesson about the christmas spirit? think, dipshit
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Gotta love how the guy in the song is self-absorbed enough to think this is all about HIM learning the meaning of Christmas, not the kid whose mother is dying. There are so many things wrong about this song that I just can't listen to it in good conscience, and it deserves to picked apart.
@masterpayne4568 I love it. Is this the kind of shit Christians are talking about when they say that God has a plan and everything has a meaning? "Why did mom get cancer, dad?" "Well, son, the lead singer of New Song needed to learn the meaning of Christmas."
I also don't have the least problem with traditional Christmas music, but I absolutely HATE this damn song. It really IS this creepy and disgusting. Someone needs to forward this video to New Song.
XD I guess I'm the only one who liked that song? Although, I liked it because it was dark and not like most christmas songs. LOL Patton Oswalt is, of course, correct. And I'm sure I once wondered what if the kid was scamming the store, though I wouldn't go so far as to say anything about his father's... rather interesting fetish... >.>
It just kills me afterwards when you see Jesus (shockingly) holding a cake and looking 'festive,' with God going, 'This is gonna be the best Birthday you ever had!!'
Sadly I am doomed to burn and rot in the fires of hell for laughing at this hysterically heretical video- I am saddened that the 2300 other people who thumbs upped this video will be joining me only the 73 holier than thous will be able to talk to Jesus-
okay, so A.) drunk god B.) kid giving his mom shoes his dad jizzed on 3.) mom has cancer that is making her project mucus through every oriface. sounds like a tuesday.
I love Newsong, they're great performers and amazing singers but I DESPISE this song greatly. Let's be happy around Christmas time not sing a song about someone dying.
greenadrenaline6405 5 days ago
This video has been taken down by SOPA due to song copyright.
outragious 6 days ago
Stfu dreamer
BLAMOtmi 1 week ago
@BLAMOtmi .............no.
dreamer368 5 days ago
@dreamer368 IM SORRY WILL YOU FORGIVE MEH
BLAMOtmi 1 day ago
this...is not really that funny...kinda lame
dreamer368 1 week ago
@dreamer368 you're dead inside. Or a wacky-brained, uber-sensitive Christian. Or both.
wildsmiley 1 week ago
@wildsmiley or maybe...JUST maybe...its Lame....
dreamer368 5 days ago
"I died for your sins, but those shoes are unforgivable."
I am dying right now.
Goatmon 1 week ago 5
I liked Patton Oswalt before, but I hadn't seen any of his standup. Now I like him even better. This bit was hilarious! "I died for your sins, but those pumps are unforgivable" LMFAO
tekbarrier 1 week ago
lol. I LOVE this guy now.
TabuuIntense 1 week ago
The animations are brooootal!!!!!!
InKa4484 1 week ago 2
This video is just brilliant. Great animations. Oswalt funny as usual.
unkraut89 2 weeks ago
Oswalt's sexual embellishments didn't offend me, but it's too bad I can't really share this with someone who could really benefit from the ideas in it. Really excellent illustration, though!
yoohootube 2 weeks ago
@yoohootube Realizing that sex isn't bad (and these gags are pretty tame to boot) could just be another part of this "someone's" realization that not everything with God in it is sane or helpful.
CrunchBogus 2 weeks ago 2
This guy is a blasphemous asshole, hes pathetic..
TheUltimatumStud 2 weeks ago
PaulMcCartneysBeard wat u against ALL CAPS? when u ur self is doing it?
puddingpenguin23 3 weeks ago
Patton Oswalt, whether he likes it or not, is inherently Catholic in his worldview.
eskyguard 3 weeks ago
@eskyguard Or maybe it's just that Catholics can't imagine that anyone else doesn't think exactly the way they do. That would explain LOTS of church history.
roebuckmckinney 2 weeks ago
Hahahah!!! GREATNESS!!
AneTix101 3 weeks ago
BEST animation ever. usually those really piss me off lol
trentontrim 3 weeks ago
I HATE THE ILLISTRATOR OF THIS SONG!!! Y WUD THEY DRAW GOD LIKE DAT!!!?????? THIS PATTON OSWALT WATEVER DUDE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WAT THIS SONG TRULY MEANS. THE LITTLE BOYS MOM IS ALEADY DIEING AND HE EVEN MAKING FUN OF HIM. I DON'T EVEN CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS BUT THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING WRONG. SO WRONG. ALLLLLL WRONG.
puddingpenguin23 4 weeks ago
@puddingpenguin23 OH SHIT ALL CAPS
PaulMcCartneysBeard 4 weeks ago
@TheVividia As a fellow CHRISTIAN (you've accepted Jesus Christ, so yes, you do count) I completely agree. Some religious songs just aren't good. It has nothing to do with the Faith behind it, it isn't a good song. I do think the bit got pretty sacrilegious at towards the end, but most of it was pretty funny. I am a fan of Patton Oswalt, but I do disagree with his theological views.
Thanks for helping spread the Word!
OtterPawStudios 1 month ago
@OtterPawStudios Patton does not believe in god or at least a Christian, Jewish or Islamic god.
He has no theological views. You Christians know so little about words, meanings, the world and basically everything that isnt written down in your little fairytale story book.
wtfdudenotcool101 4 weeks ago
Yet another media example of the implied "nobility" of death by cancer is what bothers me. It's another reason that REAL cancer cures (see Burzynski) are effectively squashed by the Big Pharma gov't we have. Keep praying and ignore real science... that's the ticket.
Rumpl4skn 1 month ago
@Rumpl4skn Yeah the guy who claims that his treatment for cancer works but whose results are unable to be reproduced is the one doing real science. I suggest that you check out the studies that have tried to reproduce Burzynski's work. They show no significant difference when compared with placebo. Although it's probably just a "Big Pharma" conspiracy. Conspiracies are always the most reasonable explanation for lack of evidence...
SpinyNorman416 1 month ago
@SpinyNorman416 It's not a "conspiracy" - the FDA essentially STOLE Burzynski's patents. They NEVER claimed they didn't work, in fact an FDA field trip to Burzynski's labs reported "positive results" from his treatment in EVERY case. Get your facts straight before you do your hit pieces on a subject at which you are either completely ignorant or taking shots at for financial reasons.
Rumpl4skn 2 weeks ago
@Rumpl4skn That the FDA secretly stole the work of a guy who had a cure for cancer isn't a conspiracy? You obviously don't know the definition of the word. No difference from placebo is the issue here. I can give a sugar pill for Ebola and people will seem a bit better as opposed to no treatment what so ever. Also, someone saying "positive results" is not a clinical trial on the subject. Do you have any independent information corroborating the theft?
SpinyNorman416 2 weeks ago
@SpinyNorman416 Yes, and it's documented quite clearly, officially, in the movie, using legal docs, many of which are available in Federal records. A movie that OBVIOUSLY you haven't even seen. But you're a Burzynski expert, aren't you? I forgot.
Rumpl4skn 2 weeks ago
@Rumpl4skn - I suggest you watch the Burzynski movie - with a non-closed mind - and then tell me the evidence is somehow lacking that the man had his method stolen. What possible reason could the FDA have for this crime other than that he was in possession of the truth. And I know why you're here, so good luck sleeping at night, btw.
Rumpl4skn 1 month ago
@Rumpl4skn You realize that this is a reply to yourself right? You just said that you know why you're here and you wished yourself good luck sleeping. On the subject at hand, You don't seem to be aware that claiming that people with different opinions are either in on the conspiracy or a financial shill is pretty much an unfailing sign of behavior associated with conspiracy theorists. Its pretty much a baseless jab at trying to disregard people who disagree.
SpinyNorman416 2 weeks ago
@Rumpl4skn cont. I would like to see why you think I'm here. It would be very enlightening. Am I a shill for drug companies, am I part of the NWO, a reptilian? Or maybe I just was watching a comedy video and felt that I should correct someone when they claim a conspiracy by the US government to steal the work of a scientist, cover it up, and promote media to sell to the world that dying from cancer is noble death in order to sell more drugs. Nope, probably a reptilian.
SpinyNorman416 2 weeks ago
@SpinyNorman416 Why you're here is provable only by you, so the point is moot. I'd like to know why you defend the FDA against it's witch-hunt against Burzynski. And why u avoid the issue of whether or not you saw the movie. If you did, and you somehow STILL side with the FDA, then you are either totally ignorant of the facts, or chronically stupid. If your claim is that the movie is non-factual, I'd like to point out that it's 1 of the most clearly documented ones I've seen.
Rumpl4skn 2 weeks ago
@SpinyNorman416 ...and if ure not a shill for Big Pharma, you should be. Ure already using all the flocwchart tactis. You find a Burzynski comment on a YouTube comedy site, you immediately make false claims to discredit him, and accuse any defenders of being loons who believe in reptilians. Of course, everyone knows anyone who distrusts the often-criminal FDA has to be a 'lunatic'. If ure not being paid for this, I have to ask, what planet do YOU live on?
Rumpl4skn 2 weeks ago
@Rumpl4skn False claims? This is untrue. His tests have not passed clinical trials and have not been found to be independently repeatable. You are positing a conspiracy theory by definition. Could you please not hide behind his film. This is similar to 9/11 truthers hiding behind loose change. First yelling if someone has seen the movie and then telling them that they are wrong when they point out errors in logic.
SpinyNorman416 2 weeks ago
@SpinyNorman416 His tests are currently in Phase 3 of trials. They have passed Phases 1 and 2. I'd be appalled that you don't know that, except that you don't know much else about the facts, so it's not that surprising.
And I can make character assumptions too, if u need to play that stupid game. Let's see - you're a HUGE fan of Monsanto, and you think Lee Harvey Oswald was "just a good shot." I bet I'm not far off, am I?
Rumpl4skn 2 weeks ago
@Rumpl4skn You still seem to be using the shill for corporate drug companies. You're using silly slogans lie "flowchart tactics". If correcting someone someone on a YouTube video is you're idea of what Big Pharma does, it seems kind of stupid. If "Big Pharma" was as powerful as you believe couldn't they just remove you're comment and send some to you're house to dissapear you? This giant conspiracy would seem pretty inept if it couldn't find a more elegant way of dealing with you.
SpinyNorman416 2 weeks ago
@Rumpl4skn On the film. No I have not seen it, I will get back to you when I do. However, I would also like some outside corroboration on these issues since anyone can make a film about anything. Preferably someone outside the Burzynski camp. On the question of reptilians, I did not accuse anyone who believes in this of believing in reptilians. Many who do believe in reptilians do believe in Burzynski but that doesn't mean these are the same. You did avoid the NWO question however.
SpinyNorman416 2 weeks ago
@SpinyNorman416 Thanks, and get back here once you've seen the movie. I like the fact that you have a Python reference as your name, that's cool.
As a side note, no, I think the "New World Order" is a misdirection. A lot of what passes for an "oncoming global governmental conspiracy" is just clever marketing by multi-national corporations. I don't think those boys give a fuck who's running governments, they make their money either way. Now int'l bankers.... i dunno...
Rumpl4skn 2 weeks ago
@SpinyNorman416 Regarding the film - you're right, anyone can prove anything with a film. But the Burzynski film is using legal documents FROM the US gov't and the FDA - people who would have NO reason to corroborate their info - as the evidence. It's really not all that debatable, to be honest.
And it's officially an award-winning documentary, btw. : )
Rumpl4skn 2 weeks ago
@Rumpl4skn cont. Regarding conspiracy theories. Please don't take offense if I ask you if you believe in other conspiracy theories as well. I'm not trying to discredit you but many conspiracy theories are co-morbid. For example many people who believe in the NWO believe that they are trying to poison us with chemtrails and vaccines. Finally, calling me a shill is a weak jab. I could call you a shill for homeopathic medicine because you're trying to discredit the FDA. This is silly.
SpinyNorman416 2 weeks ago
This song is right, the true meaning of Christmas is buying shit that people don't need because they're just going to die anyway.
McScreenName 1 month ago 25
Is it weird that this complete restored my screwed up sense of christmas spirit! Seriously, if someone's paying for presents with pennies... I don't care how young they are... I'm losing my s#!t, knocking those dirty cents off the counter and saying "people too stupid to use the freakin' coinstar deserve slow death for christmas!" and that's my spirit!
HeroInWaiting 1 month ago
Dear god I HATE this song. Love Patton Oswald though...
elfbride 1 month ago
My stupid choir singing friend LOVEs this song. Be glad you don't got my friends folks.
yoshimickster 1 month ago
How can you not love this? Christmas Shoes is a raping of the ears and Patton breaks it down perfectly. Its absolutely one of the worst Christmas songs of all time. The animation for this is right on. Its a piece of shit song and I'm so glad Patton called it out. Crap is crap, and this song is right out of AssholeVille. Its obnoxious and stupid in every way. Bravo Patton!
lloydbarker 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
113 people are going to get cancer for Christmas
donhawk 1 month ago 2
patton rules
scanoe420 1 month ago
@CherylGross12 It's not like it's a true story. It was made up to pull on people's heartstrings. It's a pathetic attempt to say the least. This monologue covers what shit it is perfectly.
mgilmore83 1 month ago 2
Does anyone know if NewSong responded to this bit?
klausweasley 1 month ago
The song is absolute shit. I read the Bible, pray, go to Meeting (Quaker: some of you will say I'm not Christian... meh) and that song is still shit. Defending a song that offensive is like trying to defend war. Just because some piece of music, art, film, etc., has a good message does not mean the piece is good. I can't paint but if I painted some piece of crap and said it represented God's grace, it would still be shit.
And yes the movie sucked, too.
TheVividia 1 month ago 13
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To those of you who think this song is horrible. You have no heart. Before you start mocking the song, watch the movie, you morons!
CherylGross12 1 month ago
@CherylGross12 Ive seen the movie and it was pretty bad.
skeletor718 1 month ago 2
@CherylGross12 Seen it. It was fucking horrible.
yakovgolyadkin 1 month ago
@CherylGross12 Saw the movie. The movie, like the song, is sappy and manipulative. Liking the song doesn't mean that you have a heart; it means that you have no taste.
Ashtar94 1 month ago
@CherylGross12 The movie sucks ass
Allyspill 1 month ago
1) there are 666 comments on here as I post this (lol) (2) the animation is hilarious! (3) now I've gotta go find this song
brandonbush1 1 month ago
@adrianeli1000 wow. You asshole. I was abused as a child, and You don't just "get over it". You are truly a sorry excuse for a person, and very insensitive especially for a bible-humping bitch (the only reason You would ever like this shit song) like you. I hope You spend an eternity in hell for being a genuinely terrible human being.
MagicBeastHide 1 month ago 2
@MagicBeastHide I was talking about the stupid comedian not you Jerk face! And you just proved my point that all you pathetic excesses have so much hate towards your parents its not our fault you had crappy abusive parents! Learn to love and learn to forgive! Thats what I meant by move...
adrianeli1000 1 month ago
lame ass adrianeli1000, . wow, i lost my status as a human being bc i dont like the christmas shoes song, my mother and father are also drug addicts because i dont like the christma shoe song, i am a sad piece of crap and i need to see a shjrink because i dont like the xmas shoe song. you must be a sociopath if you care about your mothers death, but not an abused or beaten child WOW
tashalexxie 1 month ago
@tashalexxie You have just as much right to your own opinion as I do, you can say all the crap you want and talk all the mess you want about this song, but oh i make a comment and you go all ballistic! I don't care if you hate the original song, If you can hate that song why can't I hate this piece of cow pie?
adrianeli1000 1 month ago
Nostalgia Chick sent me.
Kempoka83 1 month ago 3
Best part for me: 3:52 to 4:01. Hilarious. All of it is funny!
peabody1976 1 month ago
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I bet when you where a kid you grew up with out your mom, or maybe you did and she was a drug addict and you had a dead beat dad, or maybe you we abused in some way... oh boo hoo.... :'( !! Get over It! You truly are A Sad sack of Crap, you sorry excuse of a human being. Now to make up for that void you make fun of a beautiful song and you can't stand people being happy! You should do yourself a favor and go see a shrink and move ON! Can't stand people like you!!! :P
adrianeli1000 1 month ago
@adrianeli1000 What is so happy about a Christmas song where a kid's mom DIES?
retrootakukangaroo 1 month ago
@retrootakukangaroo Its a beautiful song that was based on a true story maybe not from the original singer but form a different person by the name of Helga Schmidt . It just a beautiful song, where you realize the value of your parents and to know that if they should die they are going to be with Jesus.
adrianeli1000 1 month ago
@adrianeli1000 What is beautiful about someone's mother dying of cancer on Christmas? That's not beautiful, that's fucking horrific and tragic and it bothers me that you somehow perceive someone dying to be beautiful, regardless if it's a true story or not.
Cuda123087 1 month ago 2
@Cuda123087 Yes I agree it is a tragedy how this women dies, but her suffering will end when she goes off to be with Jesus. Thats the beautiful part that life doesn't end here! and this story being based on a true story just show you what real love is and how most people take it for granted. It show you to open up your eyes and look at the world around us and how a simple child can show a grown up like me or you a special heart warming lesson.
adrianeli1000 1 month ago
@adrianeli1000 lol
StupidVideosDotComCo 1 month ago
@StupidVideosDotComCo All I know is you people need to get a life! God have mercy on you all.....
adrianeli1000 2 weeks ago
@adrianeli1000 It's the same problem I have when Christians claim that "the reason God allows so much suffering in the world is so that the rest of us appreciate what we have." I had no idea God played such favorites amongst "all his children." So, as a Christian, YOUR mental well-adjustment is worth millions of starving kids, because their horrific suffering teaches YOU something. How nice it must be to be you.
Rumpl4skn 1 month ago 3
@Rumpl4skn All the suffering is due to sin, God is a merciful God. Alot of ppl.. say God is bad because he send ppl. to Hell, but God doesn't send anyone to hell, people who go to hell is by there own choice.. and you know what else God doesn't believe in Atheism. Atheism doesn't exist you don't believe in God and I don't believe in Atheism...So Turn or Burn...
adrianeli1000 2 weeks ago
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7 minutes to try to put into words what we all immediately thought the first time we heard the song, fail
517anon 1 month ago
I gotta see Young Adult.
SEVENTEENCINEMA 1 month ago
Grandma Got Run Over By A Rainbow and Christmas Shoes are tied for #1 in the worst Christmas songs ever.... not just affronts to Christmas but MUSIC IN GENERAL!!
RollOnToVictory 1 month ago
THANK YOU.
"In a world full of hand sanitizers, he's like ''Ave yew got a haypenny, sir?"
broadwaymelody33 1 month ago 3
"den 'ow about a shmile?" XDDDD
aQuickrebuttle 1 month ago
Never listen to Patton Oswalt when you're eating.
UrbanDecae81 1 month ago 3
omfg this is so lolzy
Prototype864 1 month ago
Merry Christmas, Patton.
WhitneyGetz 1 month ago
I'm a regular church goer and I absolutely HATE this song.
FrustratedWhiteMale 1 month ago 73
@FrustratedWhiteMale
Don't worry. It just means your ears work and you have a sense of decency.
Which are things NewSong absolutely lacks.
BohemianBlasphemy 1 month ago
@FrustratedWhiteMale That makes 2 of us.
lilithblackdragon 1 month ago
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prsldy 1 month ago
This is damn funny, and people said Sam Kinison went over the line. I got news for you, Kinison is a saint compared to this. Oh, and for the record, I think Kinison is the reason Patton Oswalt can do this bit. Very funny bit, though!
Stallkyr 1 month ago 4
@Stallkyr, I'm not sure it's quite as irreverant as all that. It's certainly funny, but it's not like it's a true story he's making fun of (which is yet another reason the song is just plain tacky; not only is it fiction, but it's terribly presented fiction).
WastedPo 1 month ago
@Stallkyr I don't see what's so bad about talking about god in an irreverent way. You should listen to Louis CK. He talks about raping monkeys.
ninjajesus81 1 month ago
@ninjajesus81 You all seem to think I'm complaining. I am simply saying that were it not for Sam Kinison (whose comedy I LOVE) there would be no Patton Oswalt. Kinison was boycotted by church groups, but this bit is way beyond what Kinison did. I actually like this. I never said there was anything wrong with it. As for Louis CK and raping monkeys, hello, Kinison said it in 1988. However, that's not irreverent religious humor. All I'm saying is Kinison paved the way for this.
Stallkyr 1 month ago 3
@Stallkyr Kinison ruled.
lilithblackdragon 1 month ago
@loungelizard5000 soooooooooooooo wat your tryna tell me is your mad ? *stare and laugh*
TheRtrtrt62 1 month ago
do another about grown up xmas list....what another shitty song!
holtws 1 month ago
hahaha omg
CrazyPockyJunkie 1 month ago
Patton Oswalt, what an actor.
realar 1 month ago
Funny bit, well done animation.
locusmagnum 1 month ago 2
I love Jesus and I love this clip.
TheTattertime 1 month ago 5
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I feel really bad for anyone who thinks this is funny. I wish you knew Jesus as your personal savior like I do. Merry Christmas to everyone.
mbgoggins 1 month ago
@mbgoggins What does Jesus have to do with someone writing a terrible song, or having a sense of humor? I hope someone gives you a bridge for Christmas, so you can get over it.
Sunoyi 1 month ago 5
@mbgoggins do you have the receipt for this pity, so I can take it back to the store and exchange it for something I actually want?
KingNothing125 1 month ago
@mbgoggins
I feel bad for you not having the ability to laugh. Glad Jul!
Tomanistanumerouno 1 month ago
@mbgoggins So the Jesus you know would give a woman cancer just to make one douchebag a lil happier? What a fucking crock of shit...
StoneColdKrishna 1 month ago
@mbgoggins lol what? jesus? who the fuck is that?
pivot1022 1 month ago
@mbgoggins I'm not sure it's required to be non-Christian to hate this song. Bad songwriting knows no denomination.
juliebogen 1 month ago 24
what is with the animation hate? personally, i like it, and i haven't seen many videos (make that any videos) on youtube with better animation.
still, putting all of that aside for a moment, the bit is so awesome that commenting on the animation is a little like megan fox walking into your bedroom naked, and you commenting on whether you like her landing strip or not. WAKE UP and appreciate what is before you people!
Thundercat32 1 month ago
@Thundercat32 megan fox is a ugly bitch...
pivot1022 1 month ago
@pivot1022 Not sure how that came up, but you are correct.
MxOxRxRxIxS 1 month ago
Sweet Jesus that is effin hilarious! Brilliant!
MTManning74 1 month ago
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I hate this entire animation of this song so much that I'll just wait until this guy and all those who agree with him go to HELL!
MatthewAustinQuasel 1 month ago
This song fails in every way. It just makes no sense. If I'm in the mood for schmaltzey Christmas music that tugs at my heartstrings and doesn't make me feel like an asshole, I'll listen to "Old City Bar" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. They actually get it right.
Cuda123087 1 month ago 4
I love the original Shoe song. This is sooooo funny and a great spin on the song. Great job with the animation.
SunnieDee18 1 month ago
Patton: 'A just or sane universe'
Picture: Paralyzed Vietnam vet wanking into a pile of shoes.
Oh mah lol
HayzeusUK 1 month ago 2
I love this animation...it's perfect!
jeanharlow1000 1 month ago
What is with this horrible animation?
thedefaultcode 2 months ago
@thedefaultcode You mean amazing animation, right?
ctizoll 1 month ago
oh some of the funniest shit ever. meh
myameegirl 2 months ago
Yeah, you're six cents short, how about that?
mimmom 2 months ago
"I died for your sins, but those pumps are unforgivable!" HAH!
puppeteer23 2 months ago 4
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Actually in the first verse the guy says, "I'm really in the Christmas mood." duh you fuckin' idiots. how about you listen to the actual song not what some shit kicking redneck says. I don't love this song and i don't hate it. this is someone's work and all you haters just keep sipping on your Hatorade.
JOECRAZYYYY 2 months ago
@JOECRAZYYYY Okay, so he's in the Christmas mood so what? The kid's mother is DYING of CANCER. Certainly doesn't put me in a good mood. It makes me sick!
mimmom 2 months ago 2
@JOECRAZYYYY you're definitely WRONG about that buddy. he clearly says "not really in the christmas mood". if he was in the christmas mood, why would he need god to give him a lesson about the christmas? think, dumbass
daharper125 2 months ago
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@JOECRAZYYYY you're definitely wrong about that, dumbass. he clearly says, "NOT really in the christmas mood"...if he was in the christmas mood, why would god see the need to teach him a lesson about the christmas spirit? think, dipshit
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standingontruth1 2 months ago in playlist Comedy - Stand up/talk shows
Gotta love how the guy in the song is self-absorbed enough to think this is all about HIM learning the meaning of Christmas, not the kid whose mother is dying. There are so many things wrong about this song that I just can't listen to it in good conscience, and it deserves to picked apart.
masterpayne4568 2 months ago 98
@masterpayne4568 I love it. Is this the kind of shit Christians are talking about when they say that God has a plan and everything has a meaning? "Why did mom get cancer, dad?" "Well, son, the lead singer of New Song needed to learn the meaning of Christmas."
evanccj 1 month ago 3
I also don't have the least problem with traditional Christmas music, but I absolutely HATE this damn song. It really IS this creepy and disgusting. Someone needs to forward this video to New Song.
ladylejean215 2 months ago 5
Cloying rotten song.
strangeyoungman 2 months ago 2
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Patton is funny without animation, u wasted your time.
Shi7Disc0 2 months ago in playlist Patton Oswalt
LOL
JoshuaTDixon 2 months ago
Gotta love the FFH @ 1:46
pansatyrson 2 months ago in playlist pansatyrson's favorites
1:10 is one of the funniest things I've seen EVER!!!
Gorshkin111 2 months ago 2
Y'know, the hell with "Yes Virginia", it's just not Christmas without Patton.
3zy 2 months ago
WOW im watching this every christmas eve till i die
dramon231 3 months ago
i just started working out again three days ago. then i listened to this clip. serious muscle pain + patton oswalt = CERTAIN DEATH.
Hilbilly655321 3 months ago
Patton Oswalt is amazing. This animation is terrible.
butteredskatoast 3 months ago
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This video as well as this comedian is pathetic!
CGross1966 3 months ago
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THIS VIDEO IS SO STUPID! Not only is he slamming a beautiful, beautiful song, YOU ARE BLASPHEMING GOD, and I don't like that AT ALL!!!
CGross1966 3 months ago
@CGross1966 Then don't listen, simple as that. @4:30 does a great job at showing why this song is terrible.
deathbysushi 3 months ago
@CGross1966 lol@ you
ot00s1cko 2 months ago
@CGross1966 Somebody didn't get their Christmas shoes, I see...
cinephilefromhell 2 months ago
Do you know how to do anything other than make fun of people? Try listening to some George Carlin. Get some ideas.
Steverinomeister 3 months ago
Ladies make no mistake I will lay the fucking pipe into you
radjackson69 3 months ago 4
Jesus dancing @ 3:32 made me lose it. I'm gonna dance like that in public for the rest of time. Amazing.
TheMJR82 3 months ago 3
ur a dick
r4revolution11 3 months ago
Too Funny
JohnTheHutDweller 4 months ago in playlist a b
XD I guess I'm the only one who liked that song? Although, I liked it because it was dark and not like most christmas songs. LOL Patton Oswalt is, of course, correct. And I'm sure I once wondered what if the kid was scamming the store, though I wouldn't go so far as to say anything about his father's... rather interesting fetish... >.>
dunespeak 4 months ago
"I died for those sins, but THOSE PUMPS ARE UNFORGIVABLE!" XD
bubbyeater 4 months ago 4
MY GOD YES!!!
I fucking hate that song!!!
I was so glad when I saw the title of this vid, hoping he was gonna go off about this horrid ass song.
I have soul crushing memories of working in the suburbs, with a group of people who loved this song whenever it came on.
CaptainPillowMusic 4 months ago 2
@CaptainPillowMusic oh my freaking God you poor child. I utterly despise this song too. I'd like to take every recording of it and KILL IT WITH FIRE
ladylejean215 2 months ago 2
Where'd you get the Lisner recording from?
astrocitizen 4 months ago
76 people got a handjob from Buddha.
GmanNetworks 4 months ago
At times, not in terms of content, but in terms of his voice, Patton sounds just like Bill Hicks.
ASH18YEARS 4 months ago
I'm watching this at work...sooooo hard to keep from laughing hysterically.
stillery722 4 months ago
I never even heard of this song, but this was so hilarious. I'm Jewish, so any kind of humor that makes potshots at Christmas makes me ROFL.
harrietamidala1691 5 months ago
THAT'S WHAT VIETNAM DID TO ME!!!
cdiazpino 5 months ago
Brilliant.
Michael55443 5 months ago
I don't think u need to give a kid's mom canc--- you shut the fuck up. Lol
47Kaliber 5 months ago 27
he should make a joke about 9/11 but thats already funny so theirs no point
cockwiper 5 months ago
I didn't laugh or even think about smiling but lol
cockwiper 5 months ago
i love when the baby-doll says,"MEH".
aaronbrakefield 5 months ago
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shuvva 5 months ago
Have you got a haypenny sir ..No..then how about a smile hahahahahaha omg
SMT1BUS1 6 months ago 6
Awesome animation! And of course Patton is fucking hilarious.
HipHopAus 6 months ago 3
This animation is seriously the best ever. Make more? :D
Also, PATTON!! XD
DanaVMBVSDDM 6 months ago
@DanaVMBVSDDM The talking doll at 1:13 makes me fall out of my chair....
sirloin1078 6 months ago 3
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@DanaVMBVSDDM The talking doll at 1:11 makes me fall out of my chair....
sirloin1078 6 months ago
epic
AKSailing 6 months ago
This is so fucking funny... patton oswalt for life
fartatofarta 6 months ago
AWESOME ANIMATION... Patton is the god of comedy.
nasalisx 6 months ago
Black Angus Skit got him the lead in Ratatouille, I'm kind of scared to know role this skit will get him! LOL!
LazyFilmMaker 7 months ago
"I don't think we need to give the kid's mom ca-"
"-YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Holy shit.... I laughed so hard I think my heart stopped for a couple seconds.
1DShoe 7 months ago 42
@1DShoe
It just kills me afterwards when you see Jesus (shockingly) holding a cake and looking 'festive,' with God going, 'This is gonna be the best Birthday you ever had!!'
80MWH 2 months ago
Sadly I am doomed to burn and rot in the fires of hell for laughing at this hysterically heretical video- I am saddened that the 2300 other people who thumbs upped this video will be joining me only the 73 holier than thous will be able to talk to Jesus-
friskycake 7 months ago
I HATE THIS SONG. I cannot convince some of my friends that it is the worst thing ever to exist.
EffervescentFire 7 months ago
okay, so A.) drunk god B.) kid giving his mom shoes his dad jizzed on 3.) mom has cancer that is making her project mucus through every oriface. sounds like a tuesday.
MrWarlord396 7 months ago