Oh my goodness, I am laughing so hard right now that I can feel my abs protruding like I am getting a workout, I have tears in my eyes and mucus is coming out of my nose. I hope my neighbors did not hear me. this is beyond hilarious.
I used Jones' CHEAP ASS prepaid legal to sue for free breakfast ninjas cereal, took it over to Jones' GOOD ASS BBQ and got it fried, then stored my extra boxes at Jones' BIG ASS truck rental and storage.
I took mine to Jone's Good Ass BBQ & Food Massage to fry it. Then I had a foot massage, flavored with mayonnaise, ketchup, and BBQ sauce. Unfortunately Jones was so hungry, he cut off my foot and fried it.
Where can I get me summa this stuff? I've been to every Walmart around. I even went to a few dollar stores. I guess I'll hit some garage sales to see if anyone has some to sell.
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS
shaqbuddy WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you do know posting that comment is a 200'000 dallor fine for threating to kill someone due to goverment policyes you have not been caught please stop youre actons sir have a good day p.s LOVE THE VID
To LogInAnders: Yeah, I feel you on that. But what about Lucky and the leprechaun myth? He's is the wests Irish rape hole, used to make us think that's what Leps look like. Have you seen a garden gnome? Then look at Lucky. Leps don't have a smooth shave. Only western man come up with that bull-ish. At least these guys took the crappy "whole grain" (another lie) crap out. "Where is the chase and how do I cut to it?" Just give us the marshmallows, Lucky.
Well, both China and Japan. And ninja work didn't typically consist of people running around in those pure-black outfits. It was mainly spy-related work with someone getting a job in the halls of the enemy, gathering up intel and doing basic recon work to report back to their army. Pretty interesting stuff.
The myth about Ninjas started in Japan in the 60-80's along with Akira Kurosawa's reknown samurai movies.. On the contrary to common beliefs it has never actually been observed in any historical way that such thing, a blackwearing special stealth force, existed besides the traditional samurai.A myth created for entertainment in movies and anime but now so widely misunderstood, especially in the west.
not.. actually what kryl88 is saying is wrong.. Its pretty obvious that he's guessing with no idea of japanese history. It sounds like a mix of communistic, american, modern spionage.. if you've studied the different periods of Japanese history you would know that the statement is impossible. He mentions the army, but there is no such thing during the samurai age. Also combining Chinese and Japanese warfare history is pretty absurd. At that time Korea and Japan were similiar. Not much space..
of course its never been observed. THEYRE NINJAS! who the hell can hope to observe a ninja?! you can spot them at best, and when you do, they fucking blow your eyeballs out of your ass hole with their mind, rip your nipples off and send you into moving traffic. I should know, it happened to my great uncle like three times.
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one of my friends is a rubiks cube ninja, he uses the rubiks cube as a weapon; it only takes hime 20 seconds to solve- then he leaves a box shaped gash in his victims faces
Oh my goodness, I am laughing so hard right now that I can feel my abs protruding like I am getting a workout, I have tears in my eyes and mucus is coming out of my nose. I hope my neighbors did not hear me. this is beyond hilarious.
jkay07 3 weeks ago
This is still one of the funniest videos on YouTube ever!
RavynPlume 4 months ago
Kudos on the Ninja Gaiden music.
HayabusaNoTsuchi 9 months ago
LMAO
twisted2cj 10 months ago
if you don't like this you have poor taste in humor
MolotovDaSkwerl 1 year ago 3
DIS SUX
TheRickRod 1 year ago
I used Jones' CHEAP ASS prepaid legal to sue for free breakfast ninjas cereal, took it over to Jones' GOOD ASS BBQ and got it fried, then stored my extra boxes at Jones' BIG ASS truck rental and storage.
Z4RROMA 1 year ago 7
bought a box but my dog ate it.
joemtoga4 1 year ago
I took mine to Jone's Good Ass BBQ & Food Massage to fry it. Then I had a foot massage, flavored with mayonnaise, ketchup, and BBQ sauce. Unfortunately Jones was so hungry, he cut off my foot and fried it.
1cynfire 1 year ago
I found a rock in mine so I contacted Jon's Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal & Daycare Center.
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prestige160 1 year ago
hahaha 1:26
TheLaptop12 1 year ago
love his reaction at 0:28,also luv "NINJAS ONLY EAT MARSH MALLOWS!"
TheMuaythaidragon 1 year ago
"NO.WHOLE.GRAIN.OATS!"
00iCrazy00 1 year ago
Awesome!
Alpha415 1 year ago
lmao that sound track was from the ninja gauiden game xD
nero153 2 years ago
lol you can see the cap'n crunch boxtop. I would have figured they use a Puffs box.
hentaiseeker 2 years ago
That is hysterical.. well done BDEC!
smashthemirror727990 2 years ago
Lüzer
ACeofbeast 2 years ago
73,000th VIEW!
whiteyduvual 2 years ago
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the guy with the ugly beard looks like he's about to cry during the duel
Aegis064 2 years ago
Where can I get me summa this stuff? I've been to every Walmart around. I even went to a few dollar stores. I guess I'll hit some garage sales to see if anyone has some to sell.
TexDad1971 2 years ago 7
Check ebay
skedardestroyer 2 years ago
TexDad1971, ask Jones if he has any in his storage facility. He probably does. In fact, he'll store anything. He doesn't care.
BrainiacOutcast 2 years ago 4
rofl, I want some
mwg93 2 years ago
LoL! This video won my heart the second that guy popped up and karate chopped the Raisin Bran! Saved it to my favorites, I did!
kitaharananase 2 years ago 2
A punch to the face would surely wake me up when Im on the table!! I want this cereal!!
doodskie999 2 years ago 4
I sent mine to Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage
TheSupershortbus 2 years ago 22
After having some of this shit, i went on down to Jones GOOD ASS BBQ and Foot Massage for some lunch.
crazyguy4949 2 years ago 8
0:17 LOL
Bizbob96 2 years ago
i bought 2 truckloads of this but i didnt have room to store it. so i sent it on over to jones BIG ASS truck rental and storage.
xdevlwrspradax 2 years ago 53
LMAO...
Joiwashere 2 years ago
that got random really fast...
WGH2 2 years ago
Yeah, dope sound effects :P A+
Sakeytheninja 2 years ago
Raisin Bran received 2 scoops of ninja punches to the face!!!!!!
g00ch825 2 years ago 4
That was awesome.
Nahaujaret 2 years ago
in yo face biatch a good kick in the pants breakfast to wake yo lazy ass up
biggdaddy2001 2 years ago
I would LOVE that cereal.
DonPatch 2 years ago
Nice Ninja Gaiden I ending
DblOSmith 2 years ago 2
agreed
92rs25th 2 years ago
raisin brand just got owned
g00ch825 2 years ago 9
lolzzzz XD
peaceluvjonas95 2 years ago
Ninjas are too cool!
theFFVIguy 2 years ago
i love the ninja gaiden reference...
dastyk 2 years ago 4
I WANT A BOX OF THAT
ErieParties 2 years ago 3
My #1 source of daily vitamins and minerals.
NellyNinja 2 years ago 3
Holy, $#!t! I nearly fell out of my chair in the first 20 seconds! Ouch! It hurts behind my ears from laughing so hard!
80sDream 2 years ago 2
He bleeds marshmallows! LOL
SinScythe56 2 years ago
It's true now, and will be true until the end of time; you can't go wrong with a ninja/samurai showdown...ever.
smirage22 3 years ago
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smirage22 3 years ago
lmao classic.
rickt80 3 years ago
"Ninja punches to the face!" *punches kid in the face*
roflmao
Templasaur 3 years ago 3
haha
l3rizzle 3 years ago
I loved the capn crunch box at the end. Lol. That was Surprisingly funny.
kazmac808 3 years ago
ha ha ha
slayerfan1994 3 years ago
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wow no this kinda pissed me off weasting my time watching it not funny
NvilleOL70 3 years ago
This is actually funny as hell.
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Emoni1021 3 years ago
lollololololololololol!!!!!!
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SupaPerson456 3 years ago
lol 0:28
Cvs1357 3 years ago
all it is is a bowl of sugar and milk
RiotRanger 3 years ago
And marshmallows.
pwnageking5 3 years ago
breakfast niggas!
whitetailhunta 3 years ago
red hell yea this is fuckin funny you bitch asses
zwhipper007 3 years ago
funny
SRTY31 3 years ago
lol
skillkrueger 3 years ago
Breakfast NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jpablo46 3 years ago 2
I could loop 0:17 all the day.
lolloxi 3 years ago
at 0:36 I WAS ROLLIN!
djred5555 3 years ago
who gives a fuck where ninjas originated from...eat ninjas cereal or die!
MarioLoco03 3 years ago
TBH the ninja thing is so shrouded in mystery, myth, and legend I'd be surprised if any of the info on them is really real.
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shaqsbuddy 3 years ago
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WatchSecretVideo 3 years ago
not funny
MikeG4287 3 years ago
hahahaha Nija breakfast beddy beddy danjoddus!
simonraya87 3 years ago
look at all the white ninjas
SweetSolidSurrender 3 years ago
To LogInAnders: Yeah, I feel you on that. But what about Lucky and the leprechaun myth? He's is the wests Irish rape hole, used to make us think that's what Leps look like. Have you seen a garden gnome? Then look at Lucky. Leps don't have a smooth shave. Only western man come up with that bull-ish. At least these guys took the crappy "whole grain" (another lie) crap out. "Where is the chase and how do I cut to it?" Just give us the marshmallows, Lucky.
Lexypoo9 3 years ago
LMAO MARSH MELLOWS xD!
Kyokuchiki 3 years ago
where did ninjas originate from?
swiftdaggas 3 years ago
japan
SideWalkSkatersMD 3 years ago
japan...
blazian1011 3 years ago
Well, both China and Japan. And ninja work didn't typically consist of people running around in those pure-black outfits. It was mainly spy-related work with someone getting a job in the halls of the enemy, gathering up intel and doing basic recon work to report back to their army. Pretty interesting stuff.
kryl88 3 years ago
The myth about Ninjas started in Japan in the 60-80's along with Akira Kurosawa's reknown samurai movies.. On the contrary to common beliefs it has never actually been observed in any historical way that such thing, a blackwearing special stealth force, existed besides the traditional samurai.A myth created for entertainment in movies and anime but now so widely misunderstood, especially in the west.
LogInAnders 3 years ago
Actually yeah there is. Whats not so true is them being the black clad warriors we portray them to be. Colser to what kryl88 said.
foxtrot1551 3 years ago
not.. actually what kryl88 is saying is wrong.. Its pretty obvious that he's guessing with no idea of japanese history. It sounds like a mix of communistic, american, modern spionage.. if you've studied the different periods of Japanese history you would know that the statement is impossible. He mentions the army, but there is no such thing during the samurai age. Also combining Chinese and Japanese warfare history is pretty absurd. At that time Korea and Japan were similiar. Not much space..
LogInAnders 3 years ago
you are so full of shit...
silzburystak033 3 years ago
Lol w/e all i know is what i saw on the discovery channel which i was half paying attention to rofl.
foxtrot1551 3 years ago
of course its never been observed. THEYRE NINJAS! who the hell can hope to observe a ninja?! you can spot them at best, and when you do, they fucking blow your eyeballs out of your ass hole with their mind, rip your nipples off and send you into moving traffic. I should know, it happened to my great uncle like three times.
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one of my friends is a rubiks cube ninja, he uses the rubiks cube as a weapon; it only takes hime 20 seconds to solve- then he leaves a box shaped gash in his victims faces
citystarz99 2 years ago
Ninjas never existed they are a figment of your imagination.
Samuraimatt423 3 years ago
ess h aa tee. SHIT.
theloughreymonster 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOL I WANT SOME!
bellben 3 years ago
Lol!! "Ninjas only eat marshmallows!"
OneCrayGuy89 3 years ago
i thought ninjas only eat marshmellows; where did the blood come from? 0.0 uber pwnage
goateeguy11221122 3 years ago
i do love ninjas...
PocketChange1234 3 years ago
oh dayum that just got me through this crappy day 10 out of 10 guys.
btbjoe 3 years ago
bery dangerous
m3gust4qu3so 3 years ago
breakfast nijas is 100% marshmellows
haha
aruss721 3 years ago
total win
whosgumisthis 3 years ago
Was The A Hatorie Hanso Sword
kremtheclown 3 years ago 2
no that was a who the hell cares sword
rodlaura 3 years ago 3
I Care!
kremtheclown 3 years ago
hahaa kill bill
hubertcubeart 3 years ago
r4t4
senur1 3 years ago
hahaha punch in the face!
jonazz27 3 years ago
Sound effects from Tenchu = win on all scales.
Kragnerac 3 years ago 2
What about Ninja Info Cards?
XD
bigsonarn 3 years ago 3
my Ninja Info cards?
SniffSugar 3 years ago
lol very good vid
octagon79 3 years ago 3
It's true now, and will be true until the end of time; you can't go wrong with a ninja/samurai showdown...ever.
Esquemeauxpi 3 years ago 9
I love the BGM. Ninja Gaiden "Doku Boss Fight" ftw.
SinScythe56 3 years ago 5
The punching sound effects make me pee myself.
eswat 3 years ago 5
LOL awesome!
CrimoCrimo 3 years ago 4
ninja punches in the face
ahuah
5\5
YoutubJan 3 years ago 8
lol
sp3dddy 3 years ago 4
Very well done. Excellent how it evolves into a story and just plain great visual humor.
wbillich 3 years ago 7
awesome man...
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petty116 3 years ago
Pure genius! Great work.
SuddenFiction 4 years ago 3
That was awesome
Linky001 4 years ago
loved it
LightsOutLeone 4 years ago
fuckin love it
thetumblingweed55 4 years ago
I can't even count how many times I've re-watched this
grrr78italiana 4 years ago
This rocks my friggin' socks!!
katarn47 4 years ago 2