A Brief History of The United States of America

[connermann0032]

THIS IS INACCURATE AS AN OLD WIVES TALE AND THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS NEEDS A FREAKING HISTORY BOOK SHOVED UP HIS BUTT

[lasoogneypubes]

They should have mentioned that Indians were their slaves in the first place and the only reason we even went to Africa to get slaves was because we killed too many of the Indians. Indians should really bitch a lot more than black people do about slavery lol.

[swordo21]

I love how completely ignorant and false this is. Propaganda at its finest ladies and gents.

[RyanCorp1]

AnonymousElektron I also want to say actually look at our country before pissing off all African Americana and everyone else out there you are just confirming the stereotypes of the ignorant american since if you look at the issues with our government you might actually realize the idiocy that is American politics. A fair amount of American's have lost faith in our government and the KKK was racist and most facts here do hold some true merit.

[AnonymousElektron]

@RyanCorp1 I'm just saying that Michael Moore a shameless liar, and I think it is a bad thing that people take him so seriously.

[RyanCorp1]

AnonymousElektron I'm sorry if I offended you but I understand your frustration on my comment but I did not say that the facts were accurate I was commenting on the insanity of the general populace of America in response to the social media and propaganda clearly shown in the last scene in exaggeration.

[johnnybranca]

Thank God i'm Canadian eh?

[AnonymousElektron]

@johnnybranca Canada has a long, shameful history of racism and oppression.

You guys also hate the poor and sick -- I know, we have to deal with Canadian refugees all the time, in the border city where I grew up.

Busloads of people who were neglected by your health-care program had to come here, to get cheap procedures that they would have to be enqueued for months, or even years, to get in Canada.

But the rich don't have to wait in line.

[AnonymousElektron]

@johnnybranca At least America still has aborigines (American Indians) left.

Canada exterminated nearly all of them.

And you guys also cling to British authoritarian colonial ideology, it's embedded in your culture.

Finally, Canada continued to employ, and benefit from slavery, long after the British abolished it.

[johnnybranca]

@AnonymousElektron Yea Canada has a racist and shameful PAST. But now we are one of the most multicultural and welcoming nations in the world if not the most. I mean for example i am from Toronto the second most immigrant populated city in the world. As for the poor being exempted from health care.. it could be because they don't possess a health card or don't contribute to taxes which in the end pays for our health care. Also poor people have resources that Canada offers them. they should usem.

[JohnNoelBrandonKrieg]

Good thing I'm Australian hahahaha

[skateboard218]

this is so fucking stupid and ignorant.micheal moore has got to be one of the dumbest son of a bitches to ever live.

[jismjacket]

For all those who think that Matt Stone & Trey Parker did this......THEY DID NOT MAKE THIS CARTOON !!!

[RyanCorp1]

I'm american and I'm sorry but this pretty accurate. But then I'm kinda anti-america right now and would take the first opportunity to become an ex-pat that come my way.

[AnonymousElektron]

@RyanCorp1 YOU'RE WRONG, and a moron.

Folks, this is propaganda it its finest.

This is the OPPOSITE of truth.

Facts:

The NRA was founded by union generals, in Long Island, NY (the north, not the south).

Gun control laws explicitly excluded freed slaves from owning guns, the NRA fought to protect the civil rights of freed slaves, and allow them to own guns.

Gun control is racist, it is used to dis-empower people.

The KKK lobbied for gun control.

[zarigueyo]

@AnonymousElektron Thanks for the information, but sadly, propaganda is usually stronger. So the myth perpetuates itself because believing is easier than thinking.

[Mahnwey]

I loves my gun....loves it....

[havasuroger]

Yup, Us dumb ass white people actually believe the Truth that the KKK was formed to Kill "Radical Republicans" 45,000 black & 1300 white Radical Republicans. Somesday wees gonna bez smert enoof to vote for the peplez that dished out the Whppens and lynchinz......

[Derwydd3]

I agree with much of this but the part about the N.R.A. is simply not true. The N.R.A. were actually used by the U.S. government against the KKK and governors who failed to prosecute the Klan. This is an overly simplistic, highly biast view of American history made with an agenda. And no, I'm not a pro-gun Republican nut, I'm an anti-gun Welsh liberal. But the truth is the truth. People seem to have forgoten that these days.

[ezio4life99]

lol love how the dog has a rocket lancher

[jmmjeprule]

my 5th grade teacher showed the class this. wow

[zimmyzimgir2]

They didn't kidnap anybody, the slave trade was done between the americans and african tribes. The africans kidnapped their own and sold them.

[Rawrlor]

@zimmyzimgir2

Wrong. Europeans didn't keep records of where they got slaves. A portion were sold; the rest were just kidnapped.

[simpleboy98]

@zimmyzimgir2 "the africans kidnapped tehir own and sold them" OH-MY-GOD what a stupid american bastard shame on you

[zimmyzimgir2]

@simpleboy98 Stupid? That's a fucking fact you retard!

[AvenueD417]

@zimmyzimgir2 then those same african tribe leaders were killed and their kidnappers were taken into slavery. the dutch, spanish and english didnt give a fuck what status they had, they were still black.

[MultiBdm]

thumbs up if this is hilarious

[MultiBdm]

im not racist but this is so freaking acurate except its a cartoon. its the real thing speeded up and whoever said this is not accurate is lying to themselves. noot racist but the white people r lying to themselves, this is right on point

[MrElricStorm]

OH this is not even close to accurate... bullshit propaganda for child minded fools.

[pdmftw]

@MrElricStorm but you got to admit this is funny as hell..

[MrElricStorm]

@pdmftw as stupid as my countrymen are, they will believe it. I don't agree with disinformation anymore, and lying to the people is not funny at all. RON PAUL 2012!!!!

[pdmftw]

@MrElricStorm well i bet most poeple that graduated COLLEGE in the US could not locate US on the map. if you want to talk about stupid people in my country just take a good look below.

[MrElricStorm]

@pdmftw THAT is something we can all agree on.

[tales6888]

what a racist motherfucker

[pdmftw]

@tales6888 im not racist i just like shuting poeple up lol.... im still waiting for an answer from mr CAPSLOCK

[iPumpIron4Fun]

Does typing in all caps help you feel intelligent?

Because it makes look even more uneducated than you already are.......

It's like screaming over somebody to get your point across

[princethaceleb]

DURING SLAVERY THE WHITE MAN BROKE UP THE AFRICAN FAMILIES, STRIPPED THEM OF THEIR LANGUAGE, THEIR HERITAGE AND CULTURE, AND YOU WONDER WHY BLACKS ACT THE WAY THEY DO TODAY?? WOW.. YOUR EVEN MORE STUPID THAN I THOUGHT..

[princethaceleb]

AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW WHITE PEOPLE ARE STILL SCARED OF BLACKS LOL SHAME

[RedNYello505]

& in 2011 White people are trying to call Mexicans Illegal Aliens even though the real aliens are the white racist pussies

[pdmftw]

@RedNYello505 immagration is a legal issue not a racial issue i don't know how many times i have said this.

[princethaceleb]

@RedNYello505 thank you!!!!!!!

[MrFireball76]

i loves my gun, loves my gun

[jmmjeprule]

why did my 5th grade teacher show me this?

[ToysNoiz]

So true.

[boyODD]

Im trying not to have a biased veiw on this but how is this innacurate? technically and historically white pilgrims did persecute and drive the native americans to near extiction thats genocide at its best or maybe worst..white southeners did become increasingly paranoid because of the population boom in slaves..as for the civil rights part being wrong..how? thats what happened the blacks tried gaining rights and whites freaked out...

[Grikkle]

Why the fuck didn't all the black folks from africa kill all the white men, they knew they were alot more of them than the white folk so why not kill em all and have a new "africa" holy crap, then all the awesome games we have now days would never been invented, fuck it, let history be what it is. It's fucked up anyway -.-

[cowgirlupbc]

This is hilarious...I have some Southern friends who brag about their "right to bear arms" quite proudly. I'm like, "you can keep your right to bear arms. Thank you very much. I like it that you like it, and I like shootin' those guns when I come and visit y'all, but I rather like it that up Canada, you earn your right to bear arms.....most of the time"

[period181]

Very funny lol , cant understand why people would be offended by this lol

[QHJFRD]

Well that was obnoxious )=

[SmokeLiberation]

LOL @0:46 hahaha! I loves mah gun...

[limesasquatch]

narrator sounds black, hehe

[cgiron321]

Hahahaha look at all the white folks saying how inaccurate it is...

[pdmftw]

@cgiron321 waahh waaahh you poor black people, you guys have easier time getting jobs, promotions, federal grants for school. you guys got life in america on easy mode. and if you want to know how slaves got here, well in short slave trade was an arab business, the rival tribes in Africa would trade slaves for goods then they arabs would sell em here before we even became a country, i would suggest you do some unbiased research before you talk shit, you fucking whinny bitch!!!

[cgiron321]

@pdmftw i think you should start you dumb shit, because first of all, I'm not black...blacks have easier times getting jobs? promotions? federal grants? are you fucking stupid or an ignorant piece of shit??? (pick one) the whole slave trade thing you mentioned does not change the fact that slaves were still brought here and that they were treated poorly and blacks in this country are still treated like shit...i think you should do some research before you start throwing out history in a cheap

[pdmftw]

@cgiron321 ever heard of "affirmative action" ? I suppose you have not, AMIRITE? a black woman can get an officer job a hell of alot easier than anyone else. i see it happen over and over again. Don't believe me?, just take a good look especially in the southern states. blacks don't have it soo hard anymore. and only the rich white people benefited from slaves, not us poor white people. they make this look like it was all the white man's doing on slave which was clearly not the case.

[princethaceleb]

@pdmftw YOUR IGNORANT.. AND ANY PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE RACE OTHER THAN BLACK OR HISPANIC HAS NO RIGHT TO DETERMINE WHATS RACIST AND WHATS NOT.. EVER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME WHITE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN AFRAID OF BLACKS - THEIR STRENGTH BOTH PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY, THEIR RESILIENCE, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THROUGH AT A BLACK PERSON THEY GET THROUGH IT YOU WEAK WHITE PEOPLE KILL YOURSELVES OR GO CRAZY YOU PEOPLE ARE WEAK.. IT WAS THE WHITE MAN WHO WIPED OUT THE INDIANS AND BROUGHT DISEASE FACT!

[pdmftw]

@princethaceleb allow me to retort, "AND ANY PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE RACE OTHER THAN BLACK OR HISPANIC HAS NO RIGHT TO DETERMINE WHATS RACIST AND WHATS NOT" really? wow so you are saying blacks and hispanics are not racist? geez you are brilliant

"EVER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME WHITE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN AFRAID OF BLACKS"

now as a disclaimer i am not affliated with these gangs but according to the justice department the skin heads are the most feared gangs.

[pdmftw]

@pdmftw "WHITE MAN WHO WIPED OUT THE INDIANS AND BROUGHT DISEASE FACT!" yeah we did kill most of the indians but infact most of us have indian in us... hmm i wonder how did that happen. and you say white people carry disease... aids? HIV? africa is a breeding ground for aids and most people get HIV from other blacks they have more percentage of aids than gay white male.

[princethaceleb]

@pdmftw ANOTHER STUPID COMMENT... OK LETS STARTS WITH THE INDIANS GENOCIDE.. (WHITE PEOPLE) WHO INJECTED BLACKS WITH SYPHILIS (WHITE PEOPLE) WHO MURDERED OVER 6 MILLION JEWS (WHITE PEOPLE) WHO BROUGHT DRUGS INTO THE UNITED STATES (WHITE PEOPLE) WHO THEN BLAMED THE BLACKS FOR DESTROYING THE COMMUNITIES (WHITE PEOPLE) - WHO LYNCH BLACKS AND BROKE UP THE FAMILIES DURING SLAVERY (WHITE PEOPLE) SO DO YOU WANT TO TRY AGAIN.. AS KHALID MUHAMMAD STATED "ITS NOT THE CRACK ITS THE CRACKER"

[pdmftw]

@princethaceleb hey before you say it is all white poeple that are into genocide take a closer look at south africa ....

[commonrebellion]

@pdmftw google south africa....u will see it was a British (white) colony

[princethaceleb]

@pdmftw EVERY NATION YOU PEOPLE WENT TO YOU DESTROYED - MY BOSS IS FROM THE CARIBBEAN (GUYANA) AND HE SAID IN AMERICA WE'RE TAUGHT TO LOVE THE WHITE MAN... BUT IN THEIR COUNTRY THEIR TAUGHT TO FEAR THE WHITE MAN BECAUSE THEIR TRULY EVIL INDIVIDUALS WHAT OTHER RACE IS FILLED WITH THAT MUCH HATE TO COME TO A LAND THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO THEM RAPE,MURDER, BRING DISEASE TO THE PEOPLE - & TURN IT AROUND AND CALL THEM SAVAGES.. NOOOO SIR, THE REAL SAVAGES ARE WHITE PEOPLE THEIR PURE EVIL

[pdmftw]

@princethaceleb dude i got to say you put a smile on my face on this one, ever been to a European country? they have a MUCH lower crime rate in the US, and i would assume an even lower crime rate in the other country's. if every white man is a savage then how come our prisons is PACKED with black men when blacks make up a minority of our population? and what nations did we destroyed? we only help rebuild alot of nations. if you want to hate us fine, if you want to fear us fine...

[pdmftw]

@princethaceleb i honestly don't care what your personal opinions are, all i can do is display facts which makes you even more pissed off and makes me laugh more. how come african countrys and carribean countries that are mostly blacks are soo poor they cant even feed themselves. but in european countrys we are graduating rocket scientists and kids already know how to speak MULTIPLE languages as soon as they graduate highschool.

[pdmftw]

@princethaceleb oo yeah name one black nation that is technologically advance as Russia, Germany, Swizerland, Denmark, Sweeden, Norway, Fineland, England ? just one, don't worry i will wait.

[pdmftw]

@princethaceleb and are you also telling me blacks don't self destruct?  and take a look at the country with the highest standard of living which is mostly northern European countrys. wow you really showed me how inferior we are to the blacks and hispanics. if i recall correctly most of the prisons are filled with mostly blacks and hispanics. do you want to try again?

[cgiron321]

Respond to this video... attempt to prove an invalid point...

[connermann0032]

@cgiron321 go to hell or Mexico you ediot

[cgiron321]

@connermann0032 I'm not Mexican you dumb shit and look at your uneducated American ass, you can't even spell "idiot" correctly

[PercyDaThird]

"I loves ma gun. Loooves my gun"

[punkwasher]

It's satire, not meant to be accurate, just to exaggerate certain aspects into the grotesque. However, I do think it makes a valid point. This country is deathly afraid of change and of criminals. Most people aren't criminals, but we're so afraid of the few that are that we have to wall of the entire country basically ruining for everyone. It's as simple a choice as choosing to be afraid or to love. We chose fear and fear will dominate the US until we realize we're all people.

[Tellingtalesthefirst]

Wow! Historicaly accurate and funny, makes me proud to not be American!

[usterdboy]

@Tellingtalesthefirst WHAT? wow now i know why you euro are idiots. "learn history from cartoons"

[James29440]

<--Registered member of the NRA, I loves my gun, and I'm a Republican-all these things they added together. I guess that makes me a racist white guy... Truthfully though, I don't a shit what any of you think

[miamiwax]

@James29440 Don't what a shit?? Put down the gun and type correctly!

[DoublePines]

this is so inaccurate. propaganda at its finest 

[federalist29]

Horrifically inaccurate, but still funny as hell, "I loves ma' gun."

[joeldewitt]

this is bull shit

[RainbowManification]

@joeldewitt Negative ghostrider

[Inaspectus]

lmfao the dog at the end has a bazooka

[cherishlife12]

Africanized killer bees are called that because they are a hybrid of the African honey bee with various european subspecies which retain many traits from their African ancestors such as swarming more frequently and for longer distances or not being able to survive long term forage deprivation (can't survive in climates that have harsh long winters or extremely dry hot summers)