ttp://deadspin.com/5806938/portland-fans-are-too-hung-over-to-cheer-properly. ...Its cute you guys cant handle your booze and get all sick after you drink. Reminds me of my little sister... Oh wait you are my little sister. Trashy, slummy, whore of a little town portland.
Only ever saw the word in writing till I went to my first Sounders game. "Darby" like the name, not "Derby" like Kentucky Derby. Is there any grammatical US/UK rule that causes that?
Where were you four years ago Seattle? i hope Drew Carey bankrolled a nice tifo for you guys. Did you get some nice new free scarves too? The Sounders- The McDonalds of soccer.
@Doxie79 where were YOU???? Averageing 4k in the USL until 2009, when WE came to town and kicked your butt in the Open Cup. Fake, plastic, bandwagoners. That's portland!
@carella211 You've lost @ home the last two times PTFC has visited... Not to mention Portland is level on points with two games to blow.. odds aren't looking good for you.
@PanzerAngriff the preseason friendlies??? BWAHAHAHAAHA, only a Scum would take those seriously. We've beaten you in every MEANINGFUL match we've played since coming to MLS. And don't worry, your hack team is going to blow alot more than 2 games. Sucks to be you, but you'll have to continue to live in our shadow, as always.
@carella211 "Since coming to the MLS"... Yes, and we've been USL... so the fact that you have even lost period makes me LOL. But that aside, I think the more logical question here, is, why are you on the computer instead of in the kitchen making me a sandwich?
@PanzerAngriff You guys get excited over a preseason game? Hahahaha. You guys are terrible on the road, so the odds aren't looking good for you actually.
@carella211 Portland averaging twice as many fans throughout the "minor league" years, im sorry but thats just facts. Please look it up. With less than half the population mind you. Seattle averaged somewhere in the neighborhood of 3k attendance in the USL years. Portland averaged 6kish. Seattle ignored their team in droves until they got into the MLS. Some of your fans are real, but most of you are just customers who will flee after the first losing season.
@Doxie79 Typical cinder, lying his butt off. Until 2008, you barely averaged a measly 5k. Which is not much more than our 3.5k. So get off your high horse newbie. And it wasn't until 2009, when SEATTLE came to town that you had your first sellout. And it wasn't until LAST YEAR, when everyone was hyped about MLS that you got into 5 figures. YOUR fans are PLASTIC!! Just riding the bandwagon. Typical customers!! AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM based on your complete lack of knowledge of your own team!
@Doxie79 so tell me you plastic piece of crap, where were the 15k people that are in your baseball stadium, before???????????? CUSTOMERS!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! You're so UNAUTHENTIC you make Spam look real!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
i hate that timber fans think there so cool because they can travel in big numbers to sounders games, may i remind you its like a three hour drive through I-5. seriously. i mean sounders fans travel in thousand to away games i mean taking a flight away games. lets see Portland fans do that!
@nuggz503 big deal. you had 400 for your MLS OPENER. Woo wee! NOT impressive. Call us when you send 250 across the country to NY for a MIDWEEK regular season game with no other importance like we did the other week. Cinders are soo plastic!
In soviet Seattle front office tells supporters that there is a supporters derby! No but seriously. Do you see The Timbers with one of these? Nope. Because real fans know basic things about their club. Customers need to be informed. Build a bonfire. RCTID.
@quesocaliente True, Portland doesn't NEED a promotional video to explain this to us, but that doesn't mean it'd be stupid if the Timbers made one of these to show their excitement for the event. Organic fan-generated support is wonderful and necessary, but it can work hand-in-hand with official channels too.
@quesocaliente You mean the 12,000 new customers you have in your stadium? This video isn't about informing. It's talking about the rivalry just like portscum media has been doing the past few weeks.
@VolxcomSurf nice math dipwit... Jeld Wen holds just over 18,000 now and last year we had 15,000 in some league matches. 12,000 new customers??? I guess I wouldnt expect you to understand, unless the Jumbotron told you to do so.
@Mq404 you had under 5k prior to 2009. under 8k in 2009, and avearaged BARELY 10 last year. so all in all, you've got 13k new CUSTOMERS. stop trying to pretend you're something you're not. you just look stupid because we all know the truth.
@carella211 lol what? Of course we have new Customers everyone will have new customers from a higher league. The jump from USL to MLS has jumped our average up from 10k to 18k about 45% new if you look at average. Although we had 15k+ at our last 3 league matches. What was your jump again from USL to MLS like 4k to 32k? a jump of what 800%... Tell me who has the higher amount of noobs ;)
Where did I say anything about not having customers?
if we dont beat them im gonna be pissed. we just have to! and im sure we will if we get brad and rosales back. we would deffinitly beat them if we had Stevie Z
Can't wait till july. Your turn timbers army.let's see what you got. SOUNDERS FC TILL I DIE
michelleAH96 9 months ago
ttp://deadspin.com/5806938/portland-fans-are-too-hung-over-to-cheer-properly. ...Its cute you guys cant handle your booze and get all sick after you drink. Reminds me of my little sister... Oh wait you are my little sister. Trashy, slummy, whore of a little town portland.
sasquatchquest 9 months ago
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sasquatchquest 9 months ago
Only ever saw the word in writing till I went to my first Sounders game. "Darby" like the name, not "Derby" like Kentucky Derby. Is there any grammatical US/UK rule that causes that?
RollOnToVictory 9 months ago
u mad bro? y u mad? u mad.
Rendrag84 9 months ago
Deforestation is the Timbers mascot. That's stupid.
vfxray 10 months ago
@vfxray You're an idiot.
BroadwayJoe99 9 months ago
@vfxray Your field is called the 'xbox pitch'. Thats stupid.
JailBlazersNoMore 9 months ago
@JailBlazersNoMore WE call it Royal Brougham Pitch, after a local sportscaster, which if you do the research, is a very cool story.
carella211 9 months ago
Not a fan of either club but this is a fantastic game promo. One of the best I've seen.
yojimbo81 10 months ago
Cosmos v Red Bulls
YanksDontKnowFooty 10 months ago
since its gonna be on ESPN is arlo still going to be the announcer? hope so
usuck87 10 months ago
2 USL Banners. 2 Open cups.
goldy2012 10 months ago
I like at 1:15, where the Sounders fans are looking up at the jumbotron to tell them when to clap. "oh, should we do this chant now?"
aaronmbrown503 10 months ago
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aaronmbrown503 10 months ago
Where were you four years ago Seattle? i hope Drew Carey bankrolled a nice tifo for you guys. Did you get some nice new free scarves too? The Sounders- The McDonalds of soccer.
Doxie79 10 months ago
4 years ago Seattle were Champions in the 1st division of the USL. Looks like they beat Portland since Portland came in 2nd that same year.
DeBando25 10 months ago
@Doxie79 where were YOU???? Averageing 4k in the USL until 2009, when WE came to town and kicked your butt in the Open Cup. Fake, plastic, bandwagoners. That's portland!
carella211 10 months ago
@carella211 You've lost @ home the last two times PTFC has visited... Not to mention Portland is level on points with two games to blow.. odds aren't looking good for you.
PanzerAngriff 10 months ago
@PanzerAngriff the preseason friendlies??? BWAHAHAHAAHA, only a Scum would take those seriously. We've beaten you in every MEANINGFUL match we've played since coming to MLS. And don't worry, your hack team is going to blow alot more than 2 games. Sucks to be you, but you'll have to continue to live in our shadow, as always.
carella211 10 months ago
@carella211 "Since coming to the MLS"... Yes, and we've been USL... so the fact that you have even lost period makes me LOL. But that aside, I think the more logical question here, is, why are you on the computer instead of in the kitchen making me a sandwich?
PanzerAngriff 10 months ago
@PanzerAngriff Because I'm busy growing out my Roger stache in honor of the greatest Sounder of all time.
carella211 10 months ago
@PanzerAngriff You guys get excited over a preseason game? Hahahaha. You guys are terrible on the road, so the odds aren't looking good for you actually.
iTiDarkenedK 10 months ago
@carella211 Portland averaging twice as many fans throughout the "minor league" years, im sorry but thats just facts. Please look it up. With less than half the population mind you. Seattle averaged somewhere in the neighborhood of 3k attendance in the USL years. Portland averaged 6kish. Seattle ignored their team in droves until they got into the MLS. Some of your fans are real, but most of you are just customers who will flee after the first losing season.
Doxie79 9 months ago
@Doxie79 Typical cinder, lying his butt off. Until 2008, you barely averaged a measly 5k. Which is not much more than our 3.5k. So get off your high horse newbie. And it wasn't until 2009, when SEATTLE came to town that you had your first sellout. And it wasn't until LAST YEAR, when everyone was hyped about MLS that you got into 5 figures. YOUR fans are PLASTIC!! Just riding the bandwagon. Typical customers!! AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM based on your complete lack of knowledge of your own team!
carella211 9 months ago
@Doxie79 so tell me you plastic piece of crap, where were the 15k people that are in your baseball stadium, before???????????? CUSTOMERS!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! You're so UNAUTHENTIC you make Spam look real!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
carella211 9 months ago
i hate that timber fans think there so cool because they can travel in big numbers to sounders games, may i remind you its like a three hour drive through I-5. seriously. i mean sounders fans travel in thousand to away games i mean taking a flight away games. lets see Portland fans do that!
usuck87 10 months ago
@usuck87 we had a group of about 600 for the Colorado and New England games, flounder!
nuggz503 10 months ago
@nuggz503 big deal. you had 400 for your MLS OPENER. Woo wee! NOT impressive. Call us when you send 250 across the country to NY for a MIDWEEK regular season game with no other importance like we did the other week. Cinders are soo plastic!
carella211 10 months ago
SOUNDERS SOUNDERS SOUNDERS let's kick the portscum all over the field.
skimsurfdude 10 months ago
In soviet Seattle front office tells supporters that there is a supporters derby! No but seriously. Do you see The Timbers with one of these? Nope. Because real fans know basic things about their club. Customers need to be informed. Build a bonfire. RCTID.
quesocaliente 10 months ago
@quesocaliente True, Portland doesn't NEED a promotional video to explain this to us, but that doesn't mean it'd be stupid if the Timbers made one of these to show their excitement for the event. Organic fan-generated support is wonderful and necessary, but it can work hand-in-hand with official channels too.
BackSnapNasal 10 months ago
@quesocaliente You mean the 12,000 new customers you have in your stadium? This video isn't about informing. It's talking about the rivalry just like portscum media has been doing the past few weeks.
VolxcomSurf 10 months ago
@VolxcomSurf nice math dipwit... Jeld Wen holds just over 18,000 now and last year we had 15,000 in some league matches. 12,000 new customers??? I guess I wouldnt expect you to understand, unless the Jumbotron told you to do so.
Mq404 10 months ago
@Mq404 you had under 5k prior to 2009. under 8k in 2009, and avearaged BARELY 10 last year. so all in all, you've got 13k new CUSTOMERS. stop trying to pretend you're something you're not. you just look stupid because we all know the truth.
carella211 9 months ago
@carella211 lol what? Of course we have new Customers everyone will have new customers from a higher league. The jump from USL to MLS has jumped our average up from 10k to 18k about 45% new if you look at average. Although we had 15k+ at our last 3 league matches. What was your jump again from USL to MLS like 4k to 32k? a jump of what 800%... Tell me who has the higher amount of noobs ;)
Where did I say anything about not having customers?
Mq404 9 months ago
@quesocaliente bunch of pretentious trendies, those flounder folk. Bigger stadiums do not translate to better fans. RCTID!!
nuggz503 10 months ago
ADRIAN HANAUER: "We don't want a bunch of travelling supporters"
sideshowsoctt 10 months ago
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rdpollard 10 months ago
@rdpollard portscum is in MLS because of us. Don't forget your place.
carella211 10 months ago
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rdpollard 10 months ago
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rdpollard 10 months ago
@rdpollard ah, look at the newbie. he has no idea how the table works. how cute.
carella211 10 months ago
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rdpollard 10 months ago
@usuck87 Making excuses already I see.
K2712 10 months ago
Oh, Seattle has a soccer team? That's so cute!
BettineskiSkate 10 months ago
if we dont beat them im gonna be pissed. we just have to! and im sure we will if we get brad and rosales back. we would deffinitly beat them if we had Stevie Z
usuck87 10 months ago
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usuck87 10 months ago
when did we get a new coach
deFATpanda 10 months ago
@deFATpanda he's the assistant coach:)
usuck87 10 months ago
Here we go!!!!!
MGGC15 10 months ago