Drawn Together - Satanic Barbie

[TheHandslap]

''WHY-''

[Paper88Moon]

I thought it was a Sweet Ann Barbie xD

[Bloodymistofdeath]

Thats Nothin' Ken wants you to rub goat blood on yourself

[beautifulduckylover]

omg lol i enjoyed that so much i think i might buy one of those

[MercyFrag]

I want that as my ring tone..

[KillerKrump2000]

Barbie: The Kratos Addition

[ltd1190]

HILARIOUS!

[bootsiemcgee1989]

lmao

[rockmywo]

what rapture came

[forrestfire1012]

STOP YOUR WHORING AND SINIMIZING SINNER!!!! I SHALL CLEANSE YOU IN MY BLOOD!!!!!! GGYYYOUUUGGAAAHHH!!!!!!

Girl: AAAAHHHHH *Toss* MAMA! PAPA! ES BARBIE DEL DIABLO! D:

[TheTastyTofu]

@forrestfire1012 sodomizing* 

[NearSpace04]

i fucking love this show

[ladykaka1011]

lol "stop your whoring"

[death153278]

Would be a perfect gift to anyone...

[MrDentalFloss1108]

that last part cracks me up every time! "YEEEEEEoooooWwaaa!!!

[forrestfire1012]

ONDELE NINA!!!! ONDELE!!!

[AkumaADemoncus]

I copied the audio from this clip then I put a sound device with the recording inside a Barbie and sent it to jeepersmedia.

[Skull0fR0ckS123]

Lol sounds like Kratos from God of War. "RAAAAHHHH!!!!"

[Madskillz434]

Actually it's Jesus Barbie.

[MegaWolfsBlood]

@Madskillz434 not cool...

[Madskillz434]

@MegaWolfsBlood That's how it was intended to be.

[commfg23]

@Madskillz434 that makes no sense what so ever...

[Madskillz434]

@commfg23 It's not Satan who's talking through the Barbie, it's Jesus. Clara was praying to a talking Jesus, but something went wrong in the factory, so the voices got switched up.

[Twibuni]

WHY?

[rockmywo]

what episode is this from

[jhosophat]

@rockmywo Its the one where everyone goes to the mall without telling Clara, so she thinks the Rapture came.

[3Dnakedbanana]

now thats somthing i would invest in

[3pepsiboy]

O_O

[3pepsiboy]

???

[TheMagnificentPony]

that is suposed to be jesus

[gatheringdarkness247]

what is it saying?

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

@gatheringdarkness247 STOP YOUR WHORING AND SODOMIZING, SINNER! I SHALL CLEANSE YOU IN MY BLOOD! YAAAAWWWWWWOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRR­RRRRGH!

[gatheringdarkness247]

@TheSlinkyGuyShow thanks



[MentalPatient302]

i used to have a barbie like that

[pancakes6393]

ok its 3am and i'm dying laughing! XD ithink i just peed myself D:

[Coinman121]

To be fair christains actually do beleive in this

[MentalPatient302]

@Coinman121 not all of them

[kish240000]

i can't stop laughing

[Ultimatehulkamania]

Stop your whoring and sodomizing sinner!YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW­WAAAAHH­HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonadowmaker510]

THATS HOLY BARBIE !!! TO U 

[yougotserved2010]

YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWAAAAHH­HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[SubaruXT6]

i shall cleanse you with my blood !

[KrImSoN281]

"Stop your whoring and sodomizing, sinner! I shall cleanse you in my blood!"

[Japheth19]

@KrImSoN281 YAAAHHWEAAGAAAHG!!!

[Snorgey]

keep pressing 1 for Garfield

[Number1JDAWG]

@Snorgey hahaha, it took me like 10 times before i could get it to say garfield!

[TransmutedCuppyCake]

The best thing is that it isn't Satanic. This belongs in a talking Jesus statue.

[DoctorLazers]

Satanic? Actually quite the opposite. "Stop your whoring and sodomizing sinner!" That sounds more like something God might say, not Satan.

[10GaugeManiac]

...Ultimate Warrior is voicing over dolls again.

[BCete]

religion has NEVER been so awsome

[BCete]

XD what did it say?

[ThatHockeyMaskGuy]

My penis is confused.

[2010Atomix]

this should give hasbro ideas or whoever makes barbie dolls

[LolGurrl91]

Satanic Barbie? Yep, that's pretty accurate ^w^

[108payne]

Why does he sound like that Bluster Blaster? from Sam and Max?

THOSE ARE REAL?

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

[florawwwiiinnxxxx]

Nahh... Sounds like Regular Barbie to me



[Zannthos]

@florawwwiiinnxxxx lmao im rolling i would love that doll hahahaha so creepy and ridiculous lolz

[faaabi8]

Lol the greek goat

[Teenterror983]

Take that, barbie!

[Firebold6]

WHA-



[cerealexplosions]

You'll get cleansed in more than blood. ;D

Wait. Ew.

[TheMrStranger1]

poor girl

[tjl1297]

id buy that for my kid.

[TheHetalianMonster]

@tjl1297 I'd buy that for me.

[martha247able]

no wonder every sane person hates her

[MovieStar42]

was that clara as a kid?

[paddymoep]

@MovieStar42 Nope. She had a Jesus doll, but the doll spoke like a girl, about girly stuff - so she figured there must've been a mix-up in the doll factory. after that revelation, this scene follows.

[CheckPleez480]

do they sell these at target? if i got one, i would laugh my ass of when i tell my friend to pull the string xD

[Haley24x7]

hail sataaaan!!!

[LordScrambles]

@Haley24x7 It's a Jesus doll, silly. Satan doesn't want you to stop sinning :P

[Haley24x7]

@LordScrambles kbye(;

[sarahkeck76]

I want a barbie like that

[konnii1]

i got to get a barbie

[Revaris]

I want to see this video brony-fied by next week.

[awzomeminecraft]

@Revaris its "next week" now =P

[OrthodoxGod]

its not satanic. in the shows logic, thats actually the voice of Jesus XD

[AliceFallenFox]

@OrthodoxGod nah thats the true voice of barbie.

[Dewani90]

mix up with voice box, this barbie has the talking jesus voice-box

[Delightbunnie]

AHHHHHHHHH!

[valy225]

whyyyyyyyyy i have tentaclepussy thats what princess clara should say at the end.

[isketchi]

Stop your whoring and sodomizing, sinner! I shall cleanse you with my blood!

[kanto27]

GNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWLLAAA

[ItsEdGore]

I SHALL CLEANSE YOU IN MY BLOOD!

[xXLawlBringerXx]

Hmmm aggressive Jesus?

[Perkyguy]

Sounds just like a catholic sermon to me

[rugbyislife20]

It's actually a barbi but a Scharzenegger edition

[TwinUzis]

That's Jesus talking.

I'm not joking, anyone who hasn't seen the episode.

[TylerMcNamerRULES]

YAAAWWWWOOOAAAGGHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Madvillane]

sick vocals....

[21h040349160]

Not satanic, but Christian. Nuff said

[Linguma]

@21h040349160 hey fuck you i'm chri-, lol jk i have a brain

[elfofhorror]

Isn't that the greek girl Captain Hero thought was a goat?

[AzureClarity]

@elfofhorror Yup.

[TheCatOfNimes]

It's actually Jesus not satan ;3

Damn that episode was funny.

"just pretend you're eating a banana"

[demongal107]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[QueenBonesofdarkness]

princess claras reaction at the ending was the same as mie!! xD

[Gia90000]

What did the Barbie say?

[gamershrader]

@Gia90000 she said "stop your whoring and sodpmizing sinner i shall cleanse you in my blood" creepy i know x.x

[KeivanHH]

That's not satanic... That's actually what Jesus should say!

[yagami7404]

when my lil sister walked in and heard what that barbie said, she chucked her doll fron our second floor.

[athomicritics]

@yagami7404 XD you must have laugh like crazy when that happend

[Sword1479]

Beautiful message...I believe there should be one of these for every little girl.

[fluoror]

i want one

[Mineykid]

xD

[Inzolity]

Silly religious people :)

[mumugamer2006]

DROP YOUR WHORING AND SODOMIZING SINNER! I SHALL CLEANSE YOU WITH MY BLOOD YAAOORRROAH

[fluoror]

I want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MaleficDan]

Why is a goat playing with a barbie?

[Berethead]

Sounds like a regular Barbie to me...

[bordomkills7]

i for one welcome aggresive jesus

[mumblehappyf33t]

@bordomkills7 You made my week!!!!!!!! I cried laughing no joke.

[ArchhereticK]

It's not satanic. By christian standards that barbie is the epitome of goodness.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

I don't know what christian your talking about. I think your delusional.

[TatersAnTatoes]

@ArchhereticK Well isn't satan an ok guy by those standards? I mean, all he's doing is punishing the bad guys...

[ArchhereticK]

@TatersAnTatoes Yup, Satan is only called evil to channel the collective hatred of members of the church. It's exactly the same as the Goldstein character in Orwell's 1984.

This video is not Satanic however as the phrase "I shall cleanse you in my blood" is clearly a reference to law handed down by reference which requires blood to be the price of sin, a price paid by Jesus Christ.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

I am a christian and I think this is satanic, and if your not an christian then you have no room to say anything about my religion.

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 According to mainstream christian theology jesus does cleanse your soul with his blood.

I was a christian for many many years, I was even studying with the intent of becoming a priest.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

True but that deep voice and the scream type noise or whatever, make it satanic. Not to mention it make it sound like he is forcing it instead then offering.

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 The tone of the message is irrelevant, it's still the core messsage of christianity, the exact opposite of the satanic message.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

I disagree, if someone call another person a bitch sharply and with anger in their voice it a lot worse then calling the same person a bitch playfully.

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 In that instance, yes the context alters the meaning slightly. in this instance the words mean the exact same as interpreted by mainstream christianity: by accepting the blood of Jesus Christ your sins are cleansed. No matter which way you say it it's still the core christian belief.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

Yes it is, but in this instance it make it sound like it a bad thing that Jesus sacrificed himself for us.

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 Well yeah. Everyone should know it's immoral to accept vicarious redemption.

If I were on death row and some incredibly charitable person said that he'd take my place, itd' be immoral for me to accept that offer.

the vast majority of mankind knows this: and that's one of the main reasons chrsitians only make up a quarter of the population.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

Okay but wouldn't it also to be wrong if someone already died so you could live but then you decide to die anyway?

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 I didn't see your other post. Intetresting question; if someone already died so you could live etc: Jesus came back, he's fine.

If I deserve punishment I'll take it like a man, like I said already: scape-goating is immoral.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

So you would let their sacrifice go to waste?

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 If I deserve punishment I'll take it like a man.

This is justice we're talking about, if it's my destiny to go to hell then so be it, scape-goating is evil no matter how willing the victim is.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

What your thinking of is not evil but cowardice.

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 Scape-goating is the act of putting blame on an undeserving party. Clearly evil, as well as cowardly.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

Oh then you are mistaking then, accepting someone sacrificing is not scape-goating since it not that you put the blame on them it just that they take the punishment.

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 A distinction with little difference. If you deserve punishment metted by the most just being in existence then you should take it like a man, allowing someone to take your place is the very definition of scape-goating, no matter who it is.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

Well he already did so it to late.

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 It's not too late for us to reject his immoral offer. If we deserve punishment we should take it with dignity, rather than accpet the offering from a scape-goat.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

Go burn in hell asshole, I can't believe how twisted you must be to think that it is immoral to protect other people with your life.

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 It's not immoral to make the offer. It's the acceptance of it that is immoral. When you deserve something it is cowardly to flee from it.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

True it is cowardly but being a coward is not immoral.

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 Being cowardly is only the minorest immorality of scape-goating.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

I would not called being a coward immoral at all, but what are some other reasons it is immoral?

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 The bastardisation of justice, ignoring responsibility, the fallacy of special pleading and generally scape-goating is immoral due to the harm that is caused to an innocent party.

In the christian case of vicarious redemption one of these immoralities is nullified.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

Well scape goating is blaming and no one blame Jesus so it all good. To me what Jesus did is like taking a bullet for someone else and you can't call the protector or protected immoral well I guess you could but you would be wrong and I don't really care to much about your opinions if you thought so.

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 Scape-goating isn't just "blame", it is misappropriation of responsibility. It's not like taking a bullet, it's like a murderer getting of scot free because his mother decides to take the responsibility. The mother isn't the immoral party, it's the criminal/sinner.

[id493337]

@ArchhereticK

I also agree with you, if I was in biblical time I would try to stop Jesus from doing such a thing for a sinner like me but he already did and it would be immoral to not accept it.

[ArchhereticK]

@id493337 Offering to die in the stead of someone you love isn't immoral, accepting that sacrifice is. It is simply scape-goating by a different name, it's clearly immoral.

[5000Seabass]

@ArchhereticK Fuck you

[Azf12]

Another reason to smash a doll

[julianbautista87]

lol