Cassetteboy vs. The Streets

[TheBjanisch]

That is just fucking quality!

[cgc1997]

'my brain is in my arse' LOL

[dudsteppa]

To be honest it dont sound any different from any streets tune all the cuttin n choppin makes it sound like skinners flow normally

[JLLproductions]

i'm tryna' think what else i can say, i'm such a TWAT xD

[trooperJac]

This is the first time I've ever listened to a Streets track all the way through.

What a spectacularly un-talented, mockney chancer. I remember his 'interpretation' of Elton John's - Your Song that he did for Radio1. Which was more or less him reading out the lyrics over a drum machine backing track. Even the sycophantic DJ couldn't muster up the will to pretend it was worth listening to! Good fucking riddance.

[cartesiaLive]

this woulda been pretty cool back in the day

[MusicalArmageddon]

WOw, I remember hearing this on radio 1 at night when I was 12 years old... and now I've only just found it! Such memories!

[IAmHeychTee]

`Blown by a tramp!`

[CaitlinRixOfficial]

"I've got a one-inch dick, it's too little to make love with"

Hey, don't insult clitorises.

[MikeHuntagape]

Piss funny!

[Bobbical]

ROFL this is hilarous

The man in The Streets went to my school as well

[andreweasygale]

Tears of laughter, I like the streets but this was so funny!

[Cookster5]

56 people don't want to see The Streets being blown by a tramp

[mydoublechin]

Dont listen to this twats voice!!

[brownp1]

Awesome, bettered by all the streets cunts who bite lol

[TruthandJusticeUK]

@PokerPlum That's the joke. They are fucking class.

[rankthis]

i just set fire to my cunt

[Dannii2oo8]

Lol, I love Mike Skinner but it's still hilarious :')

[grahamek77]

you really fucking boned this guy, nice one

[charliepicton]

mate the streets are good so you can suck out if you think they are bad

[seangarystewart]

This is shit! Cassetteboy get a cassette girlfriend, loser!

[Professor6871]

Brilliant rap song should reach NO one in the charts.

[Gerbilsftw]

I'm such a twat!

[dannejaye]

i think my brain lives in my ass.

[brazilmexico99]

this is really lame

[GoonerGunner8888]

lazy words... and shitty beats... hahahahaha

[jamiewindsor]

I actually think The Streets are really good but this is hilarious.

[lukehopson7]

im trying to think what else i could say ... im such a twat hahaha !!1

[curlyclem]

i love the streets but this is funny

[Succubus1982]

Omg yes. Finally someone said it. The Streets are utterly shit wankers who don't write real songs XD.Well done sir!

[edwardianeccentric]

Why does it go all U2 in the middle??

[MrRyanSmiff]

@edwardianeccentric It's from "The Streets Have No Name" by U2.

[echobeach4]

ha, nice one! do you make a script up then find bits to create these videos or just wing it?

[bestbj]

i like the streets but this is epic!!!!! awesome

[mattf256]

@hellomynameistom2

Amen.

[hellomynameistom2]

The Streets are a heap of cack.

[tylerl8rnow]

fuck fuck cunt you desbest4 you twat. ill rape yo

[desbest4]

nothing but lazy words and shitty beats

[Gold3nb3ar]

I think my brain is in my arse XD

[JakeHiorns]

I NEED TO RETHINK MY SHIT TECHNIQUE

[tarantulamuncher]

nothing but lazy words and shitty beats

[drunkdopeman]

I think my brain is in my arse lmao

[Digggyyyyy]

I'm try'na think what else i could say, I'M SUCH A TWAT!

[DoubleYellowLinesUzu]

I'm Such A Twat!

[00roastedlampost00]

You've still got a choice!

Don't listen to my voice! XD

[darkflameq]

You've still got a choice, don't listen to this twat!

[tokutom]

You win just for the start!

[ekmad]

I'm really shit, but my gosh I don't know it

[UltimaPowers]

Simon Munnery on the intro FTW!

[cfc5]

you've still got a choice, don't listen to my voice

[darkflameq]

I'm dying here!

[12345jono]

i love the streets.. and that still made me laugh so much HA

top work :D

[1q1q1q1qjigsaw]

I laughed so hard i almost stopped breathing

[wardydave]

hahahahaha

[ricjuk]

that U2 bit is geniuuuusss

[techead1000]

Whoaaa! This kinda stuff is extremely dangerous. The world of rap hop is a very dangerous place and once one person starts doin a diss on another lives get lost. I do feel that we may have a London/Midlands beef in the making. I just hope some of the UK rap hop greats like Mobster Thermidore dont get caught up in it. Remember words cost lives and from what I can make out, Skinner wont take this lying down! Be Careful Kids!

[vandimar77]

@techead1000 Um... this video has been up since 2007 and Skinner seems to have taken it lying down since then.

[techead1000]

@vandimar77 Oh, good point!

[SirPenguin75]

♫ I'm really shit

But my gosh, I just don't know it ♫

♫ I'm really shit

But my gosh, I just don't know it ♫

[MrSinjid315]

"I've got a one inch dick its too little to make love wit"

[PravdaDeus]

an entire "career" summed up in 97 seconds!

[StarSupernova1]

"And that is the troof". Lol

[alexx400]

"I want to see the streets being blown by a tramp"

Well said Bono!!!

[DeadlyV1RU5]

Cassetteboy think my brain is in my arse! 

[ammadeus88]

Was that Alan Parker Urban Warrior at the beginning?

[Sh0rtfu5e]

im such a twat

[chrispmc]

@Sh0rtfu5e that is actually the name of one of his songs and he says it several times!

[2s1ckk]

@Sh0rtfu5e lol at u

[Twicks1992]

I need to rethink my shit....

[RioGiovanni]

I'm tryna think what else I can say

"I'M SUCH A TWAT"

"I'm really shit, but my gosh! I just don't know it!"

(I love the streets)

[0800Batmobile]

I am laughing so hard it's actually quite hard to breathe

[KatieMarieLong]

"Nothing but lazy words and shitty beats" <-- sums up most music today.

[Psy1402]

@KatieMarieLong Word.

[MickBu]

I loved the "Grand don't come for free" album, after that I didn't really like their material. This though sir, is a master piece. Kudos to you.

[adamshiftyelso]

I love The Streets, but this is still piss funny. Well... I used to like his music. His newer stuff wasn't that great though, but might be cos I've been listening to him before he was famous.

[chewitthewitt99]

Yhu bunch of stuck up nobeds. Yhur all obviously too far up your own arses that yhu don't even know a legendary group when yhu hear one. The streets rule. They speak the truth. I mean they made a fortune comin from absolutely nothin. I honiestly don't kno how yhu cant like the streets. What a load of BULLSHIT.

[Rekkonen]

@chewitthewitt99 It's a joke, and I shouldn't have to tell you that.

[jjwild14]

The streets used to be really good bu after their second album they just went downhill ):

[MrSakosh1]

hahhahahaha nice

[mmkthxbai]

"I want to poison the streets" haha ;)

[iiKeMoSaBeii]

haha im really shit but my gosh i just dont know it. CassetteBoy legendary =D

[eat4peace]

"I've got a one inch dick, it's too little to make love with"

lol

[daisyrascal]

Mike Skinner's actually from Birmingham and just completely puts on that Mockney accent because he's a wanker and an arsehole.

[nilbud]

@daisyrascal It's still preferably to the adenoidal grunting noises they make in biriamingham

[sarahharvey15]

Think my brain is in my arse PMSL XD

[SimonB198207]

'i wanna see The Streets bleedin and blown by a tramp...'

is that right?

[BoomstickReviews]

A guy I used to be friends with used to act like that guy from the Streets. He's no longer my friend and everyone thinks he's a twat now. lol

[milliawsour]

thats awesome.... the streets are sh*****t

[shoplifting1is1fun]

Hahah fuck that was too funny

[chrisread28]

yeah man doesn't matter if you like streets or not..that was quality! i quite like mike skinner but that must hav taken a lot of skill n effort to make sound so good... especially with some of the lines he says like 1 inch dick! lol

[dumbgitme]

Ive got a one inch dick !!!!! Lol

[streetsFan08]

mike skinner is a legend.

[003001135]

i love the streets man, but this is fucking class!!!!!! haha

[greenaubergine]

Hahaha ditto!

[mslates84]

love it! skinner is such a twat

[streetsFan08]

come back to me when you sell millions of records yeah!

[mslates84]

yeah cos selling millions of records exempts you from being a twat!!

[streetsFan08]

@mslates84 yeah he's more successfull then you'd ever be.

a twat? hmm you seem like you know him personally. know you dont so you wouldnt know you're the twat.

[mslates84]

think we're going round in circles here! you don't know me either or what i'm capable of so i guess we're both twats? skinner on the hand has succesfully made a twat of himself and done well from it so fair play... to the twat!

[thingy186]

I'm trying to think of what else I can say I'M SUCH A TWAT!

LOL!!!!

[rgfgfv]

I've got a one inch dick FTW

[OwlsInTowelsINC]

"I want to see the streets being BLOWN BY A TRAMP. BLOOOWWNNNN BY A TRAMP. I want to see the streets dissapear- without a trace."

"You are wondering why do i say "yes yes, oh yay." You know it's really really really really annoying. I'm really really really really annoying. I'm really shit- but my gosh- i just DONT know it."

[v1rus85]

I should be shot

I should actually be shot.

[streetsFan08]

for hating the streets you should, yeah

[emmalina888]

love this xx

[K155THS]

I really like the streets but am loving this. Thank you for the free smile. xx

[jofman1988]

I love the Streets, Mike Skinner is a genius but this is just hilarious.

[100Kash]

squidlad, you can't even spell, and secondly there's only one of 'them'

[squidlad]

Yeah kinda embarrising spelling talentless as talantless. Still though someone else said 'are' in relation to the streets so I just asumed.

[squidlad]

The streets are talantless twats

[richardneilbelcher]

streets suck yes!

[barberhornet]

I think I am really shit, but I just dont know it! XD

[ramenisgood4u]

Streets suck =P

This awsum XD

[Shoreyoo]

i have a 1 inch its too small

im really S**** but i know it

[shamblestonite]

Haha love the U2 bit inbetween!

[Nitro378]

"I want to poison the streets!"

I actually kinda like the streets but this is real funny...

[stupidjunk978]

Not as good as the rest. The Streets first two albums were good, he fell off when he became famous

[lsdroon]

not a bad vid, streets are sick though

[carterproductions]

lmao "You still got a choice, dont listen to this twats voice" HAHA Yes i do have a choice, im pretty glad of it! lol Cassetteboy, u kick ass!! :D

[MrMcQuestion]

Dont no about that mate, the streets are pretty shit unless you are a manic depressive and need someone to tell you they feel the same way. Cheer up mate. Big up Cassette Boy!

[reincarnatedarmodilo]

haha 'i should be shot, i should actually be shot' brilliant

[MikeOnBassGuitar]

don't listen to this twat's voice

[jackhone]

i love the streets but this is fuckin hilarious

Best line "the streets, nuffin but lazy words and shitty beats"

genius

[BULLSHIT123xx]

the streets fucking rule, their original shit was fucking genius, "has it come to this", fucking amazing, they were a good representation of every day life in the uk. there new stuff is wank though, and this is pretty funny.

[leanfist]

classic

[xtcongo]

Brilliant! The streets are utter shite, you've said it perfectly cassettboy

[westy3634]

worst one yet =[

[fartedonyourface]

Yeah the streets were a novelty for a while but i still like blinded by the lights!!

[nounever]

the streets suck cock

[ihatethek0oks]

no the streets are shit

[MyHipHopTunes]

beats in the background dont go?! oh dear...

[snij64]

lol innit

[ichithekiller85]

the streets rock! this is ok, lovin the harry potter ones more!!! i just did a laugh wee over those

[bigpapalucas]

I want to posion the streets! XD whats the 2nd song there? i know the U2 one.

[quetzalcoatlustastic]

The second "poison the streets" clip is the Pet Shop Boys' cover of "Where The Streets Have No Name". So same song, different version.

[nuyenifilm]

Cassetteboy you talk so much sense!!

[Resimaster]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, its funny cos its true!

[williamday247]

I'M SUCH A TWAT

I GOT A 1 INCH DICK

hahaha

[JodiieBow]

hahahaha, this isss fucking funny as!!

I first found your work stoned of the head..

You are a genius!!

Buttplug!

[karlibobbles]

cassetteboy you are genius. you are cut and paste above the rest. blah blah etc etc. never give up, the world NEEDS you

[tanyuj]

lol...really good stuff..i even heard a bit of u2

[BrokenClocks08]

LOL!

[Lozarouy]

i love the streets but this is ace

[okiedokies]

I'm really sh*t but I don't know it... LMAO.

Oh cassette lad you make me laugh...

[logom0]

i need 2 rethink my shit...technique....

[Aspire85]

"Need to rethink my shit technique.."

That's been in my head for days now.

[fangaas]

I should be shot, i actually should be shot.

[ph1lp0tt0]

"Iv gt a 1 inch dick...its 2 small 2 make love with" Hahahahahahahahah...Nd it rhymed nd all! Brilliant

[andytenmenthefirst]

where di it rhyme? and learn to spell. ^_^

[ph1lp0tt0]

Fuck off u sap! U cant say anything about spelling! U tard! Go fuck urself! Y do ppl criticise everyting ppl do on dis! Get a fukn life u wanker! Fuk sake

[andytenmenthefirst]

sorry mate, couldn't understand that, i'm english you see, not retarded....

[ph1lp0tt0]

Fine...I'll type properly for you. Because you couldn't understand what I was writing, you are obviously the retarded one! You have no friends! Fuck you, you fucking prick!

[andytenmenthefirst]

actually, i have a lot of friends but thanks for clarifying what you were talking about.

by the way, stop acting hard over the internet. If i met you it'd be a different story, you'd be fucking scared so piss off.

[ph1lp0tt0]

You have a lot of internet friends from the fantasy world by the looks of things! I wouldn't be scared of a faggot! Haaa...U tard!

[andytenmenthefirst]

stop now, your just sad mate. i have a lot of mates and i'm not a faggot.

get a life.

[ph1lp0tt0]

Love you hunny...haha...Jesus relax! I was only takin the piss! Hahahahaha

[andytenmenthefirst]

hey i'm not angry, i was messing about when i was talking about how you spelled but you got all angry so i argued back for a laugh.

[ph1lp0tt0]

I wrote back angry for a laugh! Haha...K so its agreed that we were both taking the piss! Hahahahahahahaha...Fuck this I'll add u as a friend! Haha

[toml666]

internet fighting is like the disabled olympics.

even if you win you're still a retard.

[EventVideoServices]

spot on the quotemeister!

[shredderkrang]

Ha Ha Ha!!

Cassetteboy has hit the nail on the head! The streets are shit, everybody older than 12 can see it. If Radio1 got hold of this it'd be HUGELY supported.

That gives me an idea.......

[Anththefuture]

i would like to withdraw all my nasty comments from earlier the week. i'm a huge streets fan. fuckin huge. but everyone is entitled to an opinion. this whole cassetteboy thing is very clever and hugely entertaining. i'm now a fan. all friends now??

[sugardust101]

lol i agree streets music shit

[kingduppy]

bare low

[morganonyx1971]

Anththefuture - Oh my God you're such an arsewipe my sides are splitting! I know Skinner discovered Kano so I don't need to do my homework you lame fuck! One of the songs I own is "Nite Nite" by Kano featuring Skinner and Leo. Since when did discovering an artist automatically make the discoverer better?!! What fucking planet are you on?!! Shock G and Digital Underground discovered 2pac but are they better?! Don't fucking think so! Go to sleep child.

[Anththefuture]

well i redeemed myself with praise for the editting, i have become fond cassette boy after listening to the gordon brown and david attenborough ones. i'm not an arsewipe. just passionate about certain types of music