Team Fortress 2 | Meet The Engineer

[oliverus007]

well some1 has to change to a spy...

[GmaerXQ]

And not a single dispenser in sight…

[iamthepkmmaster]

210 kills 0 deaths, second best camper, best one was hitler, 6 million kills 1 death

[chestfootsnata1979]

My G0D, I can't belive it! You can watch this Movie in HD now here at FullMovie30.got.to Go and see what they G0T!

[DarkSpartan776]

if anybody noticed, this entire thing is a joke about camping.

[RankutheHedgehog2]

@DarkSpartan776 Which is funny, considering a lot of the in-game quotes relate camping to the Sniper.

[LeonardAndHisBiscuit]

110 people can't get past an Engineer's Sentry.

[itzzrudgenz]

this vid gae me an idea...an engineer wrench that lets you build multiple sentries but they do less damage than mini sentries

[PvtRedemption]

Anyone else notice that his campfire is a burning sniper?

[hobbitinyo]

He's camping, classic valve

[CaptainCallOfDuty12]

Am i the only one who notices how [REDACTED]'ing Big their hands are!?

[pureorb587]

Heavy: Engineer is spy!

Engineer: Nope

Heavy: Engineer is not spy!

Scout: frickin heavy's a dumbass...

[spyrightbehindyou]

how this work

engi have premium account on lotus clan

blu team are full of f2p

trouble resolved :)

[neokow]

Wow. He is LITERALLY camping.

[DW5115]

Hey look buddy, I'm a hey look buddy, I solve hey look buddy, like this !remote sentry in crit servers built by me and you best hope not looking at you buddy. (engineer dance)

[IuberPyros]

lol i love how the soldier at 1:11 just quietly dies, almost like...ballet

[IuberPyros]

i really start liking engie lately dunno why

[AuraSageBT94]

Thumbs up if you mainly play as Engineer.

[mmkaylala]

sniper could take that

[mentosindietcoke]

the killl counter was at 215

[TehGamerStuff]

Hey everyone, I make TF2 Engineer videos, Live commentaries actually. Im a retard, sigh...what more do I have to say? Please check out my videos

[isminnedir001]

think hit the engineer? :D

[squeakeyguy]

im doing this as my monolog for school

[ChiChoo29]

Recorded on a nightteam server.

[Jerryguy1818]

press 1 then 3 then 4 then 5 then 6 then 8.

summery of engineer.

[2Hurrdurr]

1: wait until he says " hey buddy, im an

2: press 4

3:???

4: PROFIT.

[kevbri11]

@2Hurrdurr look behind him lol

[lindaron93]

I detect a severe lack of sniper on the Blue team

[DudeManGuy1223]

@lindaron93 And spy.

[VaderGuy9]

It's funny cuz he's literally camping.

[Jerryguy1818]

Hey look I'm a philosoraptor, that means I solve philosophies Not philosophies like how to use more gun because that would fall under the perviews of your conundrums of engineering. I solve impossible philosophies, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubber from solving a question like, what is beauty? The anser to that is a dumb question, and if that don't use more dumb questions.

Like "If physics has laws who governs it?" Thought by me, asked by me, and you best hope not read by you.

[ColinTheAwesomest]

That camping douche-nozzle!

[ZenZudokai]

Demomen and Snipers completely wreak the Engineer...and do I even need to mention the Spies? Engineers are tough with the sentry guns but far from invincible.

[vincegerald]

i hate spies becuase they sapped my stuff while im dead!

[TheLenii99]

all i think of this video FUKIN CAMPERS

[Theturkishlegend1453]

where is spy?

[TigerAceCrew]

4 sentries.... Ohh beautiful... but not real =(

[raunotori]

@TigerAceCrew it is real at nighteam servers you gotta pay 5 dollar/euro to get ''premium'' and then you get to have 4 sentry's :D I did it once and my K/D was like 164 on 3

[fishingfool211]

he literally is camping....

[SoylaKoza]

@lumberj23 Well, what kind of engineer are you? You realize how broad our job options are, right? I come from a family where we have been engineers for three generarions. My dad; for instance, dresses far worse than this Engineer and spends his day building stuff. And god, does he gef dirty! My mom's a whole different story: she spends he day at many companies. Other engineers teach stuff. I'm just saying there are so many kinds of engineers, and so many jobs that we can get.

[prankstersclub]

its funny cause you can only place one sentry

[danewgui2]

4 senttries

[Waluigi1222]

MY AARRRMMM!!!!

[lumberj23]

Im an engineer and I find this offensive. Really. Engineers are nerds sitting inside where they calculate and negotiate, we are no road workers and no builders! That is what the barley trained boors do.

[Tollaneri]

@lumberj23

He spent 15 years desiging these weapons and now they are so complicated and "personal" nobody else knows how to use them. Satisfied?

[D8W2P4]

@lumberj23 You best be trolling boyo.

[LoryuoRaioneru]

@lumberj23 You have insulted every form of an army throughout the world. Congratulations, Idiot.

[lumberj23]

@LoryuoRaioneru

Type A: insult an army = you are a guy with strong personality who gives a shit

Type B: insult the weak kid = you are a dumb bully and no one but your dumb bully friends likes you

Glad to be A.

But I'm interested. Are you angry because I said that engineers are nerds or because I said that both road workers and builders are boors.

[LoryuoRaioneru]

@lumberj23 I'm not playing your game.

[lumberj23]

@LoryuoRaioneru

OMG, just tell what offended you. The nerd part or the boor part or both?

It is just one word.

[zapspiders92]

i wish i could build 3 sentries...

[CJ4983]

lol the engineer is protected from the sentries

[CaptainHalodude]

Anyone noticed that the counter to the Engineer's right went from 210 near the beginning to about 214 at 0:59

[SonicGold34]

lol idk if any one notices, but his campfire is actually a dead sniper lol.

[ColaKnight]

@SonicGold34 yep the campfire is a burning body of a Sniper, though i thought its a Heavy or Pyro

[slacthasini1975]

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[AhzekAhriman]

hmm, just wondering why the lvl 3 sentry in the end was firing into the sky....

[GauceTank]

He's literally camping.

[symonsolar]

I'd like to order some of those for the estate. also need the safety collars for the kids and pets.

[1251Ben]

A couple of clever fucks up there.

[GeneralsAlert]

the tf2 engineer is the son of the TFC's engineer

[yoshieggs6]

@GeneralsAlert lol yes

[lightsuperlink]

@GeneralsAlert Grandson, actually

[borntomage]

Sucks that you can only build one sentry tho...

[doifhg]

Its funny that he uses guns to stop people from tearing him a new behind because the spy does it pretty well with a knife

[DefinitelyAnonymous]

why did a snipers hand fall in front of the engineer, when a scout yelled out, "My arm!"

[Goripatapon]

1:10-1:14

What the hell is the lvl3 Sentry firing at?

[bananaflyer1]

I love the way he says '...Is a gun.'

[zXYOMAMA2120Xz]

Just like a Camper....

[cobverscoblea1982]

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[soulripper030792]

that last missile shot came from a lvl 2 sentry haaaaaaaaaaaaax

[slaytanicwar]

Hey look buddy, I'm a comment on an engineer vid and that means I'm like most other comments on every other engineer vid.

Not by commenting on the vid itself because that would fall under the category of being a normal comment.

I quote the "meet the engineer" clip.

For example I follow the pattern but I switch out the X to a Y.

The answer?

Is creativity.

And if that don't work, use more creativity.

Like this comment written by me.

Commented by me.

And you best hope, thumbed up by you...

[Nomis1357]

Just so happens that the Engineer hacked in his own sentries....No wonder he solves 'Practical problems'.

[Fittykent]

Half the reason I went into engineering.

[bulbajackel1]

lucky there is no SAXTON HALE! at this time

[icelickz]

WOAH......how id the engy not get stickyspammed by a demoman yet??!!

[Scarifar1]

@icelickz The demos are too stupid to do so. They're drunk all the time.,

[deraidos45]

At around 1:10, during the final pull-out, a dead Scout can be seen draped on top of the stack of intel cases.

[qazzy89]

@deraidos45

Copied and pasted from the Wiki eh?

[Albido100]

So where the hell is the BLU sniper?

[Roxervids]

I love how at 0:47 the back of his pickup truck has like 70 BLU Intel cases.

[darkspeed294]

i wish i could use more sentrys

[khaiDIR001]

Red Engi> Blue Beer>BLue Truck? @@

[SteamingBullet]

Engies can build as much as they want if they got premium people. I've seen it happen. Although you got a problem if a spy shows up...

[Floodbane]

Now look buddy, I'm a Troll. That means I cause problems.Not problems like "u mad bro?" because that would fall under the line of a name called newfag, no i cause problems with well thought out smartass responces. for example what if some big ol fat girl is trying to status shes beautiful, the answer? troll the crap out of her, and if that dont work, troll her harder. take for example this little well thought out coment here, made by engi, reworked by me and you best hope, it aint trolling you.

[888MikeM888]

The engineer has massive hands that he some how menages to play guitar with but his legs are so skinny and little lol

[alex39977]

man if only you can build more than one sentry

[OMEGAConscript]

Hey look buddy, I'm a mother hubbard... That means I hub mothers.. Not mothers like YOUR MOTHER! 'Cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of motherfucking. I hub practical mothers.. For instance how am I gonna hub some big hot MILF... The answer Use a penis IF that dont work.. USE MORE PENIS! Like this 10 - inch dragon DESIGNED BY ME, BUILT BY ME. And you best hope.... Not hubbed by you..

[Haersh009]

That is why the engineer in game is only allowed on sentry gun

[crimsonmasters2011]

THATS WHY ENGINEER IS SO EPIC! HE KILLS EVERYBODY--WITHOUT LIFTING A FINGER!

[7777villain]

@crimsonmasters2011 WRONG!

In order to build a Sentry he would need to use a wrench ergo lifting finger

[kaitoukidkun]

Hey look buddy, I'm a medic and that means I heal people.

Not by waiting for them because that would fall under the category of a Dispenser.

I go to them. For instance, how am I gonna capture the point if there's a sentry guarding it?

The answer?

A medigun

and if that don't work, use more medigun.

Like this Heavy

Healed by me

UberCharged bby me

and you best hope, not coming at you...

[dwahuntur]

@kaitoukidkun you can make one of those for every class

[kaitoukidkun]

@dwahuntur I'll try ;)

[Kris18kool]

@kaitoukidkun I fucking love you.

[DXBassassin]

@kaitoukidkun i read that in a german accent... WIN :D

[akantor274]

@kaitoukidkun im a medic and i dont heal i hit with my ubersaw

[kaitoukidkun]

@akantor274 lol whatever works

[Darthzim950]

0:52 That happened to me once. -_- Never sneak up on a sentry.

[unknownninjaboi93]

Hey look buddy, I'm a brony. That means I solve problems

Not problems like what is friendship, because that would fall under your purview of hating.

I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop a large group of trolls bashing a show about ponies? The answer?

Love and Tolerate.

And if that don't use

More Love and Tolerate.

Like this here TV show loved by me

Adored by others

And you best hope, not hated by you.

[Foilsdown]

@unknownninjaboi93 the gayest variation in existance.

[DoctorMrZoidberg]

4 sentrys? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

[dl902102]

Wait, he has like, five sentries. Either he's hacking, or he's on a Nighteam server.

[Htfy230]

Who noticed Copyright LOLOLOLOL

[TheSpiralTeselation]

@PSISpecter

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

*Goes and playes engineer*

[PSISpecter]

If only you truly could use THAT many sentries per engineer.

[ryanlimjr]

108 people where shot by their own turrets

[KidKools1999]

@ryanlimjr stop. no one likes it. ur comment is lame

[mrxai658]

GO TERRAN

[TheSpiralTeselation]

Hey look buddy I'm a complainer that means i complain about problems not problems like 'the government is out of money' because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of politicians. I complain about impractical problems. Like how do I keep all of the top comments from using the same format every time The answer, is a complaint And If that don't work, use more complaint Like this very long complaint thought of by me typed by me and you best hope not complaining about you.

[gmodfilms1]

Hey look buddy, I'm a Youtber that means I solve problems.

Not problems like " What is Spam". because that would fall under you purview of the conundrums of commentary. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna get rid of them lame number comments? The answer?

Use a Flag.

and if that dont work,use more flag.

Like this short army of flag.

Made by me.

Controlled by me

and you best hope not flag on you.

[darktheory131]

how the hell did the guy get caught on fire at 1:10

[Kylemccormick1]

WTF?! It skips from when the hand is blown off to the end!! O_O

[inpesnimart1989]

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[XLR8tor300]

The Engineer: Origins of Camping with Physics.

[evilchao25]

Premium. Server.

[CATZ1337]

for gods sake SOMEONE GO SPY and sap dat dam sentry

[MrPoop23432841]

After they make meet the pyro they should do a meet the sentry

[superkeijikun]

Hey, look buddy. I'm a gamer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is sex?", because that would fall under your purview of your conundrum of sociology. I solve practical problems. For instance, how do I stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from messing with my K/D ratio? The answer: use a hack. And if that don't work, use more hacks. Like this lil' ol' aimbor coded by me. Installed by me. And you best hope...not used against you.

[SugoiKagamineRin]

press 2. Flashofy

[JeffandBCProductions]

So... like 6 turrets in the trailer.... but only 1 in the game? Whaaat?

[olddog5655]

who plays the guitar with gloves on? O.o

[pumpkinbot]

@olddog5655 I was just about to comment, "How is he strumming with a glove on?" xD

[twentyfivehourfilms]

If only engineers were a little more like this and a little less like "SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTRAH!!!1!1!1!!"

[Tranborgx]

thumbs up for that engineers are the best

[GreenShineMaxima]

stormcloaks are blue

imperials are red

you better hope

that bow ain't pointed at you

[Blackop8448]

@GreenShineMaxima or your knee

[StefanStojmenov]

@GreenShineMaxima i got a better version stormcloacks are blue ,imperials are red you better hope that bow ain't pointed at your head

[brickfilms780]

this is why engineers are only allowed to build ONE sentry

[edmundlovescod]

@brickfilms780 why?



[Stickman3510]

@brickfilms780 Or, it would just be too much overpower to have more than one...

[brickfilms780]

heard about spys yet?

[Azhari1998]

TF2 owns Monday Night Combat and Final COmbat anyday some of em ar eplain overpower class in a game and some of em are chinese copies of a game!

[thomasisme115]

Damn steam sales there's all my money but hey I now have 103 games.

[luke75912345]

How does he have three turrets? I thought you could only have 1.

[GreyKyanos]

@luke75912345 that'd be called owned. and he actually has 4. because hes really chuck norris who decided hes too lazy to kick ass himself.

[Heyitsstu]

Camper of the group, the engineer.

[mrrsmurf]

what does he say at 0:35? some big mean mother ? from tearing me to structually ? ?

[Tiffany72195]

@mrrsmurf Some big, mean, mother hubbard.

...from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind. XD

[mrrsmurf]

@Tiffany72195 lmao i love tf2

[unsupervisedyouth]

@mrrsmurf he says mother Hubber i believe

[TheMrspare5]

Thumbs up if you think the engineer is a legendary badass

[IdioticSmiley]

Just from seeing this video you can tell how much skill engies have.....LOL Just kidding XD

[Blackop8448]

Hey look buddy, I'm a Santa, that means I solve problems.

Not problems like 'How do you split atoms', because that would fall under your purview of the conundrums of science.

I solve practical problems. for instance, how am i gonna stop some spoiled little kid from crying his parents ears of? The answer... is a present.

And if that don't work, use more present.

Like this battery-powered remote-controlled helicopter.

designed by me.

built by my elves.

and you better hope, Not flying at you.

[monkeyfire5]

And you best hope... Not pointing at YOU. *talking about my penis*

[Reveiledmurderer]

Hey look buddy I'm a spam and that means I annoy people. Not spams like 'Arrow to the knee'. Because that would fall under the purview of the conundrums of Youtube. I annoy non-members of Youtube. For instance, how am I gonna comment on all the tf2 engineer related video's? The answer? A spam, And if that don't work post more spam. Like this copy and pasted comment. Copied by me, Pasted by me. And you best hope Not the top comment.

[Puglord99]

LOL, his campfire is a sniper corpse and his truck is full of blu intel :D

[solowingpixy2571]

so an engineer is a redneck?

[IHAZABOMB]

I can accualy play that song on the guitar.

[nanoguy4098]

HOW DOES HE BUILD MORE THAN ONE SENTRY?!

[baconman274]

@nanoguy4098 Magic *Snort* *Snort*

[ThePandemic101]

@ChrisCrisp101 Shut up, you spamming scum bag.

[ChrisCrisp101]

@ThePandemic101 oh dear...whats the world coming to. even now posting 1 comment is counted as spam, where have the good old days of youtube gone?

[ThePandemic101]

@ChrisCrisp101 How about you come up with something original? You are spamming, that damn comment is on every video, maybe if you weren't such a douche, you'd realize what you are doing.

[ChrisCrisp101]

@ThePandemic101 If im spamming, then the thousands of other people who also say it are also spamming. Which means that if you dont spam it, your the odd one out....Good luck shouting at the internet about phrases that annoy you and only you and that other people have come to accept and laugh about. I salute you sir! I salute you!

[ThePandemic101]

@ChrisCrisp101 I'm not the only one who finds it annoying, why can't you come up with something original? You are so gullible, you have to do what everyone else does so you don't feel left out, now go away you spamming prick.

[13gamerbullet]

@ChrisCrisp101 me too. then I respawned

[StefanStojmenov]

@ChrisCrisp101 lololololo

[baconman274]

Hey look buddy, I'm a writer and that means I solve problems.

Not problems like 'What is Life'. Because that would fall under your purview of the conundrums

of biology. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna

get rid of all them lifeless critics? The answer?

Write a book.

and if that don't work, write more books.

Like this short story.

written by me

read by everyone else

and you best hope, not about you

[Thedeoradude]

@baconman274 i like how none of that was particularly witty, and i'd say explaining what is life has been the subject of many great works of literature.

[TheKRAL17]

@baconman274 Dude YOU ARE FRICKIN EPIC! :D