Dilbert Minisodes - Ethics

[ilovethevopo]

So how bout that pigskin. How bout that sport with the pigskin.

[iscream22]

The music in the beginning sounds like a song from oingo boingo from The Forbidden Zone film

[DanNixon2007]

What the hell does Asok say at 3:50

[Kingerass]

@DanNixon2007 "Look at me, I'm voting and I'm not even a 'shit-ti-zen-' (citizen slurred)" Took me a couple tries to understand it.

[DeeperBlueX16]

dogbert should be president

[Dms12444]

2:47 It's the Enterprise!!!

[DRealfriknKeenan]

yay dilbert

[Redlin5]

Wow, is this a crazy comment page or what? It's threads like this that make me even more happy I'm Canadian.

[TheFreelancer2236]

Agreed, some people take life too seriously, I mean, this is a Dilbert cartoon. A funny one, but a cartoon none the less. BTW Canada rocks!

[Redlin5]

Hell yeah! *High fives* But I must admit America is pretty cool too; I'm on a road trip through it at the moment.

[darthjohn99]

You two need to get a room.......

We are a republic, not a democracy and hope your little heads pop off your shoulders.

After the electorial college was created to make sure we voted correctly, we created the Federal Reserve Bank to allow control of our monetary system. Came off the gold standard and our country is actually controlled by the Rockefeller's, Ford's, etc.......... don't believe me, look into the Trilateral commission for starts. Sit back and watch Dilbert.......

[MinisodeNetwork]

ShisnoMoody and umahum4, it's time to take the conversation offline. You are hogging up the comments section with unrelated commentary and frankly it's really ruining the mood for those that just want to enjoy this lovely minisode.

[Phoenixfan77]

Dilbert: "I almost met a girl who likes me."

Wally: "How'd you know?"

Dilbert: "Well, technically she's a tobacco lobbyist just using me for inside information on my internet voting..."

Wally: "Close enough."

That scene = Lol @ awesomeness.

Then, boss rolls in with some bling and a shirt wit bills on it!

[weylin6]

-crumples the paper- ehheh... so seriously, who do we make president?

[ShisnoMoody]

dude youre a freaking moron. im so tired of people thinking he is going to be a good president because of the color of his skin. HE IS RUNNING OUR COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND AND YOU CANT SEE THAT??? YOU ARE EXTREMELY STUPID AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY COUNTRY!!!

[umahuma4]

did i fucking say that, no i didnt. I said BARRACK OBAMA. I did not imply that i liked him as a president. You are extremely arrogant. And you are also free to leave anytime you want. No one is stopping you.

[ShisnoMoody]

i know what you said. it was stupid. im not being arrogant im pointing out what i have seen and what will happen! guess what... in the next 4 years we are expected to be 20 tillion in debt and in the next 20 years we are expected to be a socialist country!!! becuase of people like you.

[umahuma4]

ok, NOW your being arrogant. Because of people like m? *chuckles lightly and rolls eyes* nigga please.

[MinisodeNetwork]

20 tillion?

[umahuma4]

lol, never heard of that numer before

[ShisnoMoody]

really? tell me how thats being arrogant? im pointing out what will happen. yeah 20 trillion. sorry new keyboard (THAT I WORKED FOR) and its not working right. did you just quit after like the 3rd grade? because any person with common sence could see that borrowing billions from other countries is bad but as long as you get your handouts from the worst president this country will ever have youre fine.... "*chuckles lightly and rolls eyes*" wtf???

[umahuma4]

your doing it again, and the sad thing is you dont even realize your being an arrogant jerk. also i didnt say that borrwing billions of dollers from other countries is a good thing, borrowing money is bad, and any person with common sens coul figure out that all that creates is debt, since attempting to spend our way into saving ourselvesm were spending ourselves into more spending, lets save ourselves by saving. And furthermore, I FUCKING HATE OBAMA FOR FUCKING SAKES! CAN YOU FUCKING GET THAT!!

[umahuma4]

hes immune to monetary inducement GAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!

[obamawalker]

haha

[00bean00]

THE BOSS HAS BLING! WOW!

[MinisodeNetwork]

he definitely has some birdfeed!

[13lackfriday]

good guys never win :(

[MinisodeNetwork]

not in Dilberts world.

[TheKidThatPlaysGames]

The animation is great, and I wonder where their mouths go when they aren't talking... lol

[algorefan4]

why so serious?

[LiliCamo89TV]

ɐɹɹǝnƃ ɐıןɐɥʇɐu ǝʌoן ı

[vtjakiela]

whatever it says, I totally agree!

[AndreCrow]

how'd you do that?!?

[gareof]

Dilbert saw this homeless guy with a sign saying: "VOTE FOR OBAMA, I NEED MONEY"..At lunch Dil's waiter had a tee shirt "OBAMA '08" When Dil got the check he told the waiter he was going to put obama's "spread the wealth" thang in action, so give the waiter's $3. tip to the homeless guy..The homeless guy was glad to get money he didn't earn, but the waiter was mad because Dil gave away his tip. Dil says "Redistribution sounds good, but when ya put it in action, it's stupid".Try it on YOUR waiter

[nxer]

the difference between obama's "redistribution" andtippingawaiteriswherethat money goes. with the "redistribution," the money goes to the government. when you are tipping the waiter, you are personally thanking the waiter for his or her services.  you are doing an act of goodwill. which actually reminds me of what wealthy people do when with their untaxed money. try charity. what dilbert did was pretty stupid. since when does it make sense to take from thepeoplewhocontributetosociet­y? WTF!

[gareof]

WTF? That's the point....it DOESN'T make sense to take from people who contribute, like the waiter, & give it to the "gov" aka welfare bums - but that's obama lama ding dong's plan...I was looking at youtube "how obama got elected" - which one are you?

[ElectriceGA]

Before you try to sound smart, please put spaces between your words, okay?

[nxer]

sure, so long as the character cap doesn't limit my, um, characters. you aren't very good at belittling people.

[MarvelroxDCsux]

Unfortuneatly, this is so accurate, especially the last bit, it's barley funny.

[NewCense]

the shows are cool, but i still like my dilber desk calander

[MinisodeNetwork]

i wish i had one

[NewCense]

sometimes its the best part of my day :)

[MinisodeNetwork]

whats today say?

[NewCense]

i've tried to type it up like 3 times now. the humor is kind of lost in translation...

Wally makes a device that redirects the radiant body heat of a fat woman, and warms the office... sorry :)

[MinisodeNetwork]

thanks for giving me my helping of Dilbert for today Newcense!

[P3Hero]

i love the opening

[izdagrimeyone]

4:18 look at all the symbols

[MooseOfReason]

"Our new president is Al Gore.

Hahahaha. Seriously, though. Who do we make president?"

[MooseOfReason]

Guy at 1:44 sounds like John Kerry. Hahahahaha.

[LinkKB]

I wish it were easier to laugh and cry at the same time...

[ungiving]

i don't think Scott Adams even makes these..

[liger0yager]

Nope he doesnt but its based off his comics regardless they have to give credits to him.

[SupernalOne]

"So, seriously: who do we MAKE President?"

ROFC (roll on floor cursing)

[alastairblakepeters]

yup. "who do we make president"

[obamawalker]

Forget corporate lobbyists, this sounds like a national convention. A bunch of powerful people saying scrw democracy, "who do we make President?"

[anon540]

Ehm.. what is the difference.. exactly?

[obamawalker]

Good pooint.

[worldssmallestfan]

close enough INDEED

[Lowbudget2]

I remember this episode.

[Niadra]

if i was your mama i'd be taking more drastic measures than just informing you you look like a moron. but if you think it's fun, i'm not stopping you. and if you'll notice, i wasn't disagreeing with you. i said yes, the comics are wittier.

[Niadra]

the comics are wittier, sure, but if you want people to respect your opinions i suggest learning to spell.

[Arc73]

comics are definitely wittier... i didn't sense too many really intelligent jokes in this video.

[obamawalker]

Who the fuck are you, Niadra, his mother? I bet you don't go over your comments with a dictionary in hand.

[Niadra]

you're right, i don't, because i have enough brainpower to spell coherently the first time. and you're an idiot if you think that was a few innocent spelling mistakes. people seem to think it's cool to spell like an illiterate, which it definitely is not. i wouldn't go after someone who spelled something wrong by accident; this is just ridiculous.

[dax8745]

im all for spelling correctly but sheesh its you tube people only care if other people can read it observe a seed typer on youtube:hi guys howq bout last nigt it was grat. I can read it no matter how badly he mispelled it.

[dax8745]

wow idc how he spelled hes just crud and senceless.

[artchick07]

lol This is soo much like the 2000 election outcome.

[lorerax1]

voting's allready a fraud. we should go back to pieces of paper/scantron and allow the votes counted right in front of us.

"It's not the people who vote that count. It's the people who count the votes."

[lordtalon69]

Oh wow, i haven't watched these in a long time. I have a newfound love for them. All there topics mock such obvious truths that no one hears about in the mainstream media.

5 stars rated!

[Blue387]

Ashley is indeed hot.

[sillychicken56]

Sad but true.......

[gradius12]

Haha, look at all the ice on the boss!

[XxArmageddonx7X]

Anybody else get the urge to kill after watching this?

[sillychicken56]

If you mean kill politics, then yes.

[daydreamerkupkake]

haha...nice...KILL POLITICS!!! no one even cares about it anyways... it is just a whole bunch of old guys and ladies wearing suits and saying bad things about eachother...like obama and clinton! *no one cares...it is just a popularity contest...even if it is a nation wide thing...it all has to do with popularity. POPITICS SUCK!

[beekuamat]

popitics is quite bad but i think politics is good, it keeps us in balance

[daydreamerkupkake]

srry...i misspelled politics...ok... my typing is getting rusty...ok??? geez....

[phennie13]

larry charles is the man

[dreamer021695]

Am i supposed to laugh??

[Kolfritz]

Wow, how long has this been a TV show? What network is it on?

[PoopPoopFart]

It first aired on UPN in 1999, but it only lasted two seasons. I don't think it's stil in syndication anywhere, but you can buy the complete series on DVD for around 45 bucks.

[Kolfritz]

Thanks!

[Neobluie]

Dilbert is orginally a comic strip, if you haven't read dilbert your probably wont uderstand much of this.

[ReconAlpha1]

You know, the last scene is too true about the electoral college.

Real sad for our democracy. That also goes for how many hate Dilbert because of his morals and ethics. Again, all too true sadly.

[KingPhantomLives]

Holy shit! Ashley looks hot!!

[BenjaminJWeaver]

This is bad and the people that made it should feel bad.

[Dkc3]

What are you? A die-hard Christian?

[BenjaminJWeaver]

ummm no??? It was a poor reference to a Futurama line. Really didnt think anyone would get it......, but this really isn't funny at all though

[Fatty47045]

why is his tie like that?

[boots65]

why is the sky blue?

[narutofox80]

He either has a wierd tie or he is gay since it is curved not straight

[KevTheGodfather]

u obvuously dont read dilbert, and therefore, u are a douchebag

[axeman721]

@Fatty47045 his tie is always like that

[73hr0xx0r5lol]

Yeah... this is much better as a comic.

[dakarus]

Dilbert is the biggest borefest of a comic ever

[DarkmatterXIII]

then don't read it.

[vivigwen]

This is so strange...

[mirandapanda97333]

its better as a comic!

[milkflem]

the citizens don't even get to vote for the pres. the electorial colege does.

[kudjo24]

that music at the end kinda sounds like "yes we can" from guitar hero two

[jmandyh5207]

hahahaha hairy ass mcgee tht was the best part.

[invzim4515]

i thought it was a "huuuuuuuuuuuuge waste of time" and pretty sure you thought it was "dumb" or did i confuse hahahaha for something else

[jmandyh5207]

huuuuuuuuuuuuge waste of time i thought it was dumb idk tho maybe its funny for old ppl at work with nothing to do.....

[bigcityxdreams]

i thought your name was im a man lady.

but thats not the point.

if you dont like it.

you dont have to watch it.

dumbfuck.

[fizzycoke555]

wow it takes a long time to load

[Lolcilohi]

not for me :/

[fizzycoke555]

lucky

[Lolcilohi]

haha i just have a good connection and lots of memory on my computer :)

[ilikeurass]

funny when its on mute

[sailorman1789]

dogbert

[MrSaturn1]

God, I love Dilbert. The business world is so funny.

Wally: "Hey, Dilbert, what do you call it when a guy in middle management moves all the way up to upper management?"

Dilbert: "I don't know, what do you call it?"

Wally: "A promotion!"

Dilbert: "Oh, thanks. Here's a memo."

... well sometimes the business world's funny.

[urham]

gotta love family guy.

[GRAYSONSDABEST52]

family guy

[Mange12495]

Ands thats called stealing from a funny ass show, you bloke.

[MrSaturn1]

You're right. No one quotes Family Guy, and anyone who does should be flogged to death.

I was only making a point that Dilbert is not funny. I used Family Guy's reference because not only is it hilarious, but this show is almost exactly like that one clip.

[DaMirrorLink]

actually family guy is a horrible show that only live on kids and retarded, sometimes relevant, half-assed jokes. for a good animated show watch futurama or the simpsons.

[ltdee1970]

Dumass the same guy who made futurama makes family guy . you son is a dumass!!!!!

[DaMirrorLink]

no, do some research, matt groening makes futurama, seth mcfarland makes family guy, idiot

[TylerVideos1]

not really they are two diffrent but mat growning maks the simpsons

matt growning makes futurama not family guy your thinkig about seth mcfarlne

[MinisodeNetwork]

so much trivia with one comment! I love all three of them.

[TylerVideos1]

cool so do i

[Vashthestampdee]

No, Futurama's creator is the same as the Simpson's. However, it doesn't matter, seeing how Family guy is just funny in a way, while Dilbert is better in other ways. To be fair, comedy is comedy.

[MinisodeNetwork]

took the words out of my mouth

[ElectriceGA]

Thank you!

[dajizz88]

Was the dogs name 'dogbert' or just dog?

[gje313]

Funny, until I saw this advertised on YouTube's home page, I never knew it existed. Odd, based on Wiki info, it's apparently 8 years old now, and it's the first time I've come across it. Then again, I don't watch TV very much and I sure don't watch UPN.

[tonyfamous]

hmmmm. this is like a cartoon version of the drew carey show.

[DrSimmons]

nicely edited

[tompozzo]

That nigga Dilbert be hatin.

[radiomashedpotatos]

i love dogbert

[Sammyt3hSnake]

I love Dilbert and the cartoon, a shame it only lasted a year. :-(

[Matthew6870]

I love how they used the theme song from "Forbidden Zone."

[zforzebra]

Same here. I thought that was awesome. I love the forbidden zone.

[petersnarski]

oh i see niggas yea the guy who hates dilbert is a duche bag

[BrotherThump67]

2 reasons i dislike the show: the show puts voices in that didnt match the ones in my head when i read the comic strip and it seems a little over enthusiastic for a dilbert cartoon. i always thought of it to be a little more dragged on and boring sounding.....like work

[Andymac175]

lol chug n vote. glad to see all his work is being put to good use

[choronos]

meh, i like the comic but it doesn't hold up well in tv-show format imo.

[KannibalKangaroo]

yeah. it could hold up better but it didnt

[petersnarski]

all he said was he liked the show ass hole and u called him a d-bag u loser

[zod933]

Actually he was responding to tompozzo whose comment was hidden due to his negative ratings. He didn't say that to heldalgo.

[sithmonkeygecko]

yes he was

[diegoamerezrocks]

silly dilbert and his ethics

[qeremi]

besari

[gigoIopoo]

that slut in the thumbnail gave me a boner!

[tompozzo]

loser.

[91080o]

well then don't watch it you d-bag

[tompozzo]

YOU, can suck my b-sack.

Man i love messing with you guys. :)

[heldalgo]

I LOVE THE TV SHOW

[carolepyo]

I love dilbert!

[zorpher123]

one of the greatest comics ever. I can't speak for the cartoon cause this was first time i ever heard it existed

[jinfuu]

hahahaha no

[Anninymous]

Normally he doesn't have one (you'll notice that when he stops talking it disappears) but he may have one in the occasional comic strip, and I know for certain that he has one on the cover of "Another Day in Cubicle Paradise".

[Cronus1287]

I loved this show and I was sad when it got canceled but I still had the comic strips to read..

[southparkcows10]

im the east coast they don't give this show. they give family guy.

[Cronus1287]

They don't give it here anymore either.. It didn't really last that long, only about 1 season I think. It was a really good underrated show though.. The humor was to mature for most people just the same as Futurama..

[abbster95]

Same here!!!

[airandfingers]

I like it. "So seriously... who do we make president?"

[ragemanchoo82]

I remember when Family Guy came out. Some people were all "duuhhh isnt that the dog from Dilbert" ... What the fuck?

[philyoyo167]

okward!

[aborttheinternet]

This is almost as horrible as the paper comic.

[ragemanchoo82]

You know what was worse? The Family Circus TV movies. Bleh.

[Tallacus]

oh yeah this was the episode when the trash man brings Ben Franklin back to life thats why u see him in that board room

[poopytubester]

fuck u

[Tallacus]

why?

[person3432]

Dilbert wanted to know if he would have a problem with him undermining democracy (note the bit about founding fathers spinning in their graves). Turns out he was cool with it, and the democratic process was set up as a big joke to get the people to shut up :-)

[psp785]

lol this show is old

[jauze123]

lol i love the dog