Drunk History Vol. 5 w/ Will Ferrell, Don Cheadle & Zooey Deschanel

[danc0nia]

For a second there I actually thought I might be listening to a drunk historian.

[MitchGettman]

What the hell am I watching??

[oojaggedoo]

richard dreyfus! awesome



[TheMollyglory]

thank you much

[benedictify]

1:28 Abraham Lincoln, I, am Frederick Douglass.

[wfc1987]

Derek Jeter at 3:34? haha 

[CalebQB19]

Zooey Deschanel is too sexy!

[toms1266]

The thing about....about....about...abou­t....Richard Dreyfus? What's his name? Frederick Douglass. The thing about Frederick Douglass...

[mrv3rb]

...............an historical event?...

[xMeemo2x]

my head is shutting asleep xD

[ladyparamour12]

Sometimes I wonder if the people reciting the stories are actually drunk.

[SometimesIH8UUToob]

The U.S. Treasury needs to hurry up and find a way to put this video on a 5 dollar bill.

[EmilyRookerSings]

Don Cheadle is just the best person ever

[steevojackass]

zoey deschanel is the most beautiful woman on this planet

[bigplatinumdonkey]

what would america be like today if we never stopped slavery ?

[GOOJAJ]

@bigplatinumdonkey you would be able to buy slaves from the Home Shopping Network.

[bl8ant]

stickin' up for the ladies!

[crusty21]

Fredrick Douglass says.."get your ass into rehab bitch, your killing this nations heritage."

[AJandtheArgonot]

why am i not subscribed?

[YouLikeBosch]

Haha the fact that these big name actors and actresses do these shorts makes it feel like they're on the same level as us. Cause c'mon...Don Cheadle > me, you, everyone you know.

[chesterbesterfeild]

@JoyDivisionRevision what even is all these words you put together in such ways? I must understand their wisdom

[zoperxplex]

Frederick Douglass needs a haircut.

[mz9393mz]

I meant to lose weight before this.

LOL

[Sublime570]

Don Cheadle as Fredrick Douglas for president 2012.

[myscorpioluv1]

i wanna lay down and have a drink.....lol....RICHARD DREFUSS LOL.....i didnt take my pants off did i ????? "ok ive ben thr b4"

[JustMassive7]

I want to do one of these myself, but I can't afford the costumes.

[dinolandra]

Everyone should watch this for black history month.

[MrPhish21]

"he ffffuuucking listened,..... no one does that... " hahaha

[pastry1225]

5:00 His fffffffavorite walking stick. An' 'e was like, "Thank you much... For the walking stick."

[TaYshan87]

If all my lessons where like this in school, I would be one smart drunk muthafucka!

[ItsNannerpus]

I love this but it would be even funnier without the distracting "funny or die.com" logo

[jayfeezyfee]

IMDB"ing zoey from our idiot brother brought me here

[FatCatMedia]

Abraham Lincoln would of fucking loved this video

[jasron76]

did i need to do a more story about them?

[SuperFluffyhippo]

lincoln wasnt a douche bag

[MKECBS1]

"Did I need to do a more story about them"? Yes, yes you did.

[BommerBommer]

Amazing!

[carobbear]

"the racism that existed in their day"? as if racism doesn't exist nowadays ?

[lcpl4man]

hahahahahaha " I didn't take my pants off did i? cuz i feel like i'm not wearing any pants, oh i'm wearing a dress lol

[lcpl4man]

haha , she talks about losing weight then her legs being white lol . The funny thing is what she's talking about theres nothing wrong with her lol

[mofxckaa]

" he woulda fuckin loved that ..it is excatly his style "

[NotMyShoes]

Did I need to do a more story about them?

[kelsray12349]

thank you much for the walking stick.

[DurableMemories]

That's so great! Way to make a drunk girl look cute AND smart.

[JusBLieve]

" and the Teacher of the Year award goes tooOO--" XD

[jhp0725]

1:56

Jen: "My legs are showing..."

Guy: "Uhhhhhhh"

hahahhaa

[designerproductions]

"Thank you much... for the walking stick" hahah I fall to the floor laughing! haha freakin perfect

[buccsfan10922]

don cheadle is fucking epic in this

[DDDeaner1013]

"i fell like i don't have pants on...oh cuz i'm in a dress" lmfao!!!

[verdesevemejor]

High History please

[BostonTerrierForever]

The President Clinton part was so funny!

[dxlesic]

Thank you much... for the walking stick

[thekillers1stfan]

"he died a few months later, doing what he loved. Sticking up for ladies" lol

[VikingtheEmma]

I have a mental illness... but I don't. He's the father of the Civil Rights!

[applesauceis22]

This is way more interesting when you drinking. It's more like "OMFG look it's zooey, shes so hot! what is she doing here, oh a walking stick, i could do this video, I should make a drunken history aqbout ghengis khan, oh look bf3 finished updated, ouch an arrow to the knee, now I want to play skyrim"

[Kcfromsca]

"and lincoln wasn't a douchebag"

[LazerChicklets]

I would like to know why the fuck the version of this on the fucking DrunkHistory channel got taken down when it's fucking supposed to be on there.

[thekillers1stfan]

that's the hottest Mary Todd Lincoln I have ever seen

[throughtheblack]

now my head is shutting asleep LOL

[MasterfulG]

Just to clarify... Douglass died 30 years after Lincoln, not a few months later.

[kisame19912]

Ill TAKE A PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA PLEASE?

[Zidolos]

wheres the drunk history on the Brooks Sumner altercation. That could be priceless

[Medication102]

They misspelled FREDERICK'S name in the description.

[1UPwrangler]

@SpankThatTushy mine too. They showed it at HollyShorts August of 2010. The audience was howling, it was SO funny.

[chilipepperfan45]

Jen is definitely my favorite.

[6stringsteve]

And then he died a few months later...doing what he loved, sticking up for ladies.

*wink*

[lobos9800]

god i want to make out with this woman.

[budlarrybud]

Did anybody else see Derek Jeter?

[cryjesuscry]

Fuck this stupid channel, watch these on the DrunkHistory channel so you don't have to look at that annoying title at the bottom of the vid

[WCRoss0]

"an historical event" ..... *sigh*

[allview47]

@WCRoss0

an historical event is correct you illiterate moron

[jaredmowens]

@allview47 It may have been okay when historical was pronounced with a silent h, but using it now makes you look like an asshole. Both are correct, but saying an historical is for twats.

[meghan0392]

@jaredmowens both are correct, but it flows better when you say "an historical".

ps. getting defensive over something like pronunciation makes you look like a bigger asshole

pps. who gives a fuck. watch the video, laugh, and be merry. g'day.

[jaredmowens]

@meghan0392 Getting defensive over pronunciation is what makes me merry. Permit me my vices please.

[penkacik]

@jaredmowens dude he is inventing electricity and you look like an ass...hole.

[spazzione]

They should teach history in school like this.

[bpmbrent]

heeeeee... would have fuckin loved that, that is exactly his style.

[Kayce0029]

President Clinton huh? lol

[Annatropolis]

"Now my head is shutting asleep..."

[hilaryartilary]

Now my head is sshhhutting asleep.

[stationminute]

Lincoln wasn't a douchebag! 

[MsMomomo69]

He died doing what he loved to do , sticking up for ladies.

[tenfed1861]

Why is Mary Todd depicted as being kinda hot?She was fuck ugly?

BTW,this is funny,but not history.Far more complex than the rantings of a drunk.

[pantryraider]

@tenfed1861 good job being a party pooper not at a party.

[tenfed1861]

@pantryraider You would honestly be suprised at the amount of dumbasses out there who would watch this stuff and take it for the truth.Look at my profile pic to see why I'm kinda anal about this stuff.

[TheDJDent]

@tenfed1861 That's kind of the point?

[xArbilx]

This and the one with Crispin Glover should have WAYYYY more views.

[modoggie10]

well, this has still taught me more than social studies ever could..

[Reggiewattslover]

whats derek jeter doing here.....



[andrewtregoning]

Don Cheadle is great in this

[marimateen]

thank you much for the walking stick.

[kaitlinan]

He... would've fucking loved that.

[CapnIronBeard]

this would make a great movie

[toefeather]

oh my god the end is the best part. "i have a mental illness... but i don't.... HE'S THE FATHER OF THE CIVIL RIGHTS"

[unicornsexNickHeck]

about about about Richard Dryfuss

[TheAlexZW]

Tonight, I have made a few Drunk Histories, on the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Falklands War. Hopefully, they will be put up.

[187RailroadBull]

Only good drunk history

[Bradylama]

Zooey Deschanel is a fuckin badass

[EsaiTheKid]

zooeys part is the best

[deathtotubez]

i can drink 2 bottles of wine and do a math problem thats why she wasnt funny

[pdxyota]

Seriously.....****ing awsome, "I have a mental awesome but I don't........HE'S the father of the civil rights!"



[Caitlincacophony3]

The look they gave the camera when she said "President Clinton." I love these videos!

[2taggs2]

These are so brilliant! Why did they stop making them?

[binxsmomma]

The old fredrick douglas wig is crazy

[XxStarShardsxX]

"...and now my head is shutting asleep."

[axelstoner]

shes not funny

[Bradylama]

Holy crap, I love this woman!

[smokyp3nguin]

How come the girls never throw up, only the guys?

[BlackBlade420]

@smokyp3nguin most ladies are lightweights lol

[defstoner18]

haha I'm in love with this woman.

[Byebumblebee]

Fredrick Douglas stickin up for the Ladies

[newyorkgmen11]

I would so pay to see a movie with Will Ferrell as Abraham Lincoln

[2ndhandsoul]

Damn, I can't believe I never realized Jen Kirkman narrated this one. It only clicked after seeing her stand up.

[buddhastalin]

haha this is my favorite one

[Jaybaylor]

LMFAO is that Derek Jeter at 3:36 ?

[TheATUWonderBoy]

do they fuck the chick afterwards? cuz shes definitely drunk enough

[stainglassfox]

@TheATUWonderBoy You Shudap! How dare you talk about Southie in such a manor?! You should be ashamed of yourself!

[Zeebugjones]

"do i need to do more story about them?" *drunken crazy eye*

[heynimrod888]

@Zeebugjones Best part of the whole thing... xDDDD

[claire0rockz]

Thank you much for the walking stick.

[rhcpfrush91]

oh god, its jen kirkman again.

[DoctorIsSin]

zooeyyy

[hobotechMASTER]

i am so into these drunk history videos

[partyhardydardy]

Don Cheadle's wig is the best part of the video. Sooo goddamn funny.

[joeylarin]

been an advisor to president clinton for years lmao

[kirksettle]

It's theee, Lincoln emancipation mmm, memorial~

[Jmc557]

lawl.



[K0State]

Hahaha the wink is so great

[biorules1]

Fredrick Douglass/Don Cheadle's hair? Will.I.Am bit his style.

[nepptina]

"he and Fredrick Douglas remained an adviser to president Clinton...." haha their faces when she says that

[HudsonReviver3]

If they are prisoners of war, don't...... fucking kill them!

Words of wisdom.

[danieljamesmead]

Oh Zooey...

[smith37s]

She's starting to go off the rails about 2:30

[kaitlinan]

He... would've fucking loved that.

[jamiebird666]

I still hate that Funny or Die had the original videos removed.

[localoceans]

Thank you much...for the walking stick.

[lildjdogg92]

"I didn't take my pants off or anything, did I? Cause I feel like I don't have pants on."

[Clay3613]

Did Frederick Douglas have a "kick-ass mech suit" and an 8-track?

[mollisk]

Thank you much... for the walking stick.

[SynchroniZer7]

Don Cheadle did a great job!!

[desireepayne]

RICHARD DREYFUSS WTF

[XFUZZBALL]

Zooey Deschanel is to hot to be Lincoln's wife!

[kejsport]

"that was like, thank you much"

LOVE IT!

[RythmnOfTheWarDrums]

"Did I need to do a more story about them?"

Damn, I wish I had thought of this series. It's briliant.

[GhandiBondage]

don cheadle killed it!

[mengle2004]

Southie!

[UDRob]

3:34 derek jeter cameo

[dempro95]

Dadadaa. Abraham Lincoln.

[acepopper808]

the south was suceeding

[korjapchi1]

"i respect him because he listened, even if he knneeeew he couldnt fulfil my wishes. he brought me in and he fuuuuckin listened...nobody does that"

[Waffle281]

"He... woulda fuckin' LOVED that."

Best part, hahaha!

[adoreamanda]

Even if he KNEW he couldn't fulfill my wishes, he brought me in and he FUCKIN listened. He....woulda fuckin loved that....

[mrshoofie]

<3 Jen Kirkman.

[TheCompactDisco]

hhahahahahahahahhaha

[MicMunk21]

@ 3:34 Kinda looks like Derek Jeter.

[mq8621]

did I take my pants off?? o thats right im wearing a dress but there was a point i took my pants off.

[meritxell88888]

Mary Todd Lincoln was a badass, but that doesn't mean she was immune to feelings.

[StrOcc]

"He's the father of the silver rights!"

[serveone211]

cheadle nailed it the best "he fucking listened...nobody does that...'

[TheInimitableKaka]

she is waaaay better than any of the dudes who narrate

[ffsnametaken]

Fuck you FunnyorDie. Why did you block drunkenhistory's upload of this video?

[razordu30]

How the fuck did they get Will Ferrel, Don Cheadle, and Zooey Deschanel to do this? Like, how do they get paid?

[lahnakelleymay]

@razordu30 because they are friends of Derek Walters, who is an actor haahah

[kiffmyaff]

LOL at when she wonders if she had pants ^.^

[cwright0902]

"He would have...FUCKING loved that."

[ankawenga]

this is a game-changer #gamechanger

[BillKiernan]

"he died a few months later doing what he loves, sticking up for ladies. and you can't fault him for that."

[xLUNAxLOVEGODDESSx]

lol dude this is what i sound like trying to talk about history. But I'm sober...

[hugboat808]

he would've fucking loved that.. that is exactly his style

[Mandalew3333]

what the heck is ths?

[themorningego]

"I have a mental illness. But I don't....HE'S THE FATHER OF THE CIVIL RIGHTS."

Lol. The end after the credits is the best part.

[araex4]

when we were learning this in school. ALL i could think about was this hahahaha.

[Nikon05]

don cheadle doing comedy! excellent :)