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  • Too funny!

  • o.m.g

  • name of the song !!!

  • Hmm, It's a nice way for Gene Simmons to play with himself...

  • I really want the Paul one!!! ;)

  • thats AWESOME.....man, haven't seen that commercial in a few decades!!! LOL

  • I want a Peter and a Ace

  • 2 things wrong

    1. paul sex pose

    2. 12" toys

  • I think they got Paul's hair wrong for his doll................it looks too much like an afro!

  • i can't stop laughing :D:D:D:D: Paul's pose lol xDD

  • I remember these dolls back in the day. These guys were not really cool then just like they not really cool now, but I loved this commercial. And the dolls look totally awesome now. The song has always stuck with me even after 30 yrs lol.

  • this is what was wROng! with KISS! they became a little kid band after 1975! and simmons the below par musician did NOT! come up with merchandising it was bill aucoin! their manager!

  • Peter griffin would go nuts for those...

  • i don't get why little girls play with kiss dolls........I'm 15 and you bet your ass ill play with those dolls!

  • I love Ace sitting on the couch.

  • I got $1,000 for my set 10 years ago..

  • 0:16 LOL ! JAJAJAJAJA ¡ KISSSSS !

  • Kiss action figures to kill JB dolls

  • does it spit fire didnt think so

  • I want to get a collection of KISS figures; busts, bobbleheads, dolls, anything so long as its all 4 band members

  • Paul = Transex Rocker Ken

  • you like Paul, PEOPLE???!!!! come and see my tribute to the ULTIMATE FRONTMAN... right here on YouTube... just type in "Pal Stanley's Rock Show" and look for 1 of 4 episodes which is my tribute to the master himself. You can "friend" me on Facebook too, PEOPLE. Just look up "Pal Stanley" and I'll see you all out there! I CAN'T HEE YAH, PEOPLE!!!!!!

  • kiss

    

  • I remember all of these Kiss comercials of the 70's

  • lol the music was so stupid

  • Oh, how I wanted one of these..Peter Criss, to be percise. But Mom wouldn't allow ANYTHING of KISS in the house. :(

  • Comes with a Kama Sutra hand book to pose them into crazy sex poses with your Barbie dolls!

  • I remember this

  • No offense I LOVE ACE FREHLEY but the doll's hair looks like a barbie's hair! I'm just saying they should have straighten it!!

  • You would probably have to be the most dedicated KISS fan ever to actually own something like these...They almost look like rejected Barbie Dolls!

  • THE ULTIMATE KISS DOLLS. NO MATTER HOW MANY NEW DOLLS THEY PUT OUT OF KISS, THE '70S DOLLS WILL ALWAYS BE THE MOST COLLECTIBLE.

  • How come they didn't use a real KISS song for this commercial?

  • Deep voice over: You can put them in any crazy pose you want to.

  • Bought these off ebay recently, awesome dolls. Much cooler and bigger than the MacFarlane dolls.

  • @ghostdancer2302 ACTION FIGURES!! My friend, NOT DOLLS. We must protect the empire and respect the credo by which we live. "THEY ARE NOT DOLLS, THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES" [LOL] Just picking with ya a little. I plan to add them to my collection as well. I already own Ace's figure.

  • @regtoyz LOL, action figures I know. Kinda got used to calling them dolls.

  • I am surprised they have not re-released these. I am pretty sure they would sell

  • Well they do look INSANE!!!!

  • I wondered immediately why they posed Ace in the "psychiatrist couch" pose as well!

  • why are 8 year olds playing with KISS dolls?

  • JUST GIBME A KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZ­Z

  • of course!

  • I LOVE KISS <3

  • what was the opening song?

  • Barbie alone could kick KISS's ass all over the frickin' place...lol

  • Why exactly was it deemed " the natural environment " for the ACE doll to be posed on a psychiatrist's couch ? 0:16

  • @5uspended4nimation LOL. I thought he was perhaps just nursing a hangover, but your theory is at least as plausible as mine.

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  • awesome! where can i get one?

  • not dolls action figures!

  • Where can you buy them

  • badass dolls!

  • the ace looks stoned...hah

  • my Kiss figures used to gang bang my little cousin's Barbies... lol

  • I sold my Ace.

  • I want one! This commercical made me a KISS fan!

  • Holy crap, where to get them?

  • were do u get them

  • An extremely rare case fresh and factory sealed full KISS Mego set just hit ebay for the first time in over 20 years.

    Its item number: 190381864761

    auction ends Sunday March? 28th

  • Gene looks a little like Barbie on her way to a Kiss concert.

  • I had Ace!

  • @CairnTerrier69 hahaha u had ace

  • I NEED THESE!!!

  • I love this tune. "Love Gun" in disguise.

  • i need to find another peter criss. the gene, paul and ace i have is in great shape. only peter criss i could find was in real bad shape. need a better one

  • i have them up fore sale all 6

    gene ace peter paul vinnie and eric carr

    vinnie and eric are realy hard to find

  • the made a vinnie vincent and eric carr one.

  • No actually people just did a custom job on some of the other figures. They never made those 2 guys.

  • had them all when i was a kid and have no idea what happened to them when i moved out of my family home at 17, probably went to the dump for all i know

  • wow ace's doll looks like barbie after ken beat her and she went goth. ha... thats awful. they do not do justice to paul... :P i want those dolls!

  • KISS, that's the name, KISS, they may look insane, KISS, it's rocks your game! IT'S KISS!!!!

  • kiss fans must love them amazing dolls

  • I think I still have Gene somewhere.  Psul's pose is hilarious haha. They do not really look like them though.

  • look at the big hair on those little dolls!! KISS FTW!!!! \m/

  • lol i had ace but his leg kept breaking-my mom finally said he was just going to have to be a cripple

  • @theebadnun I've seen Ace walk onstage..it's pretty much as if his legs are broken ;)

  • I still have all 4 dolls to this day. They did come with guitars and drums. You cut them out of the backside of the box. Try to find one still in the box.

  • @jeffinindyks i will give you 40 grand in cash for them

  • @southplnk Hell, I have 4 mint still in the box.

  • I can imagine parents quivering in fear.

    Girls probably wanted the "girl" with the kitty whiskers and black hair.

    Couldn't they have included some guitars and drums? I'm sure not everyone knew who KISS was...especially kids. This is one of the top ten commercials that made me gay.

  • What's that song, i've always wondered

  • they put Paul in a sex pose!

  • @RedHeadChic1 becuase he can! XD

  • @RedHeadChic1 What - bent over?

  • the captain head was used only for paul, by the way...

  • Mego actually used the head from the Captain Doll, from Captain and Tennile!

  • lol pauls pose."ANY CRAZY POSE U WANT!"XD

  • Man This is Funny ..I Cant stop watching it!!

  • ah my brother had paul in one of the boxs i found in the flat before we moved out , brother burn paul his hair off

  • the paul doll looks like it's fucking the countertop 0:16 ! LOL!

  • he does Thats Well creepy!!

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  • Uh-oh! Lock up your Barbies!

  • They all look like women except for peter......Peter & The Bitches! LOL!!!!!

  • I wanted these dolls soooo badly when I was a kid!!!

  • MAN LOL! where can i get these dolls?! lol

  • 'ANY CRAZY POSE YOU WANT!'..

  • A bet one boy back in the 70s probably got one of dolls and had it hump her little sister's barbie dolls, In "ANY CRAZY POSE YOU WANT" just like the Band Kiss, now with groupies interaction

  • lol Pauls Pose

  • Awesomeness

  • Haha.

    I want them :]

  • it's so metal XD

  • Holy fuck! I don't even know where to start with this commercial! Maybe the theme song? Maybe Paul's "crazy" pose? Maybe the three girls playing with KISS dolls? Hilarious!

  • I thought it was two boys and two girls.

  • I saw four kids but I thought three of them were girls! Maybe the kid closest to the camera is a boy. Anyway, I can't really see this toy appealing to girls so much back then.

  • I agree about that, but my neighbor had all four of them...and was there a car eventually?

  • Fuck it sounds like they're saying jizz...

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  • i have all 4, Ace is still in the box, but Peter is not in very good shape his costume is torn, i have had them all since 1993, took me 3 years to find and collect all 4, that was before the days of ebay lol, but today they go for big bucks

  • I NEED THOSE!!!!

  • I want hose so bad!

  • cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooool

  • who the hell wrote the song its sounds stupid

  • HAHAHA!

    I wonder what band played it too!

  • a boy and like 3 girls playing with them, that's not exactly who it should be promoted to.

  • My mom would never let me own these. She thought KISS was evil....I think she was the evil one! Hard to believe these guys were once considered hard rock!

    Very cool for sure!

  • They are still considered as Hard Rock....

  • 5*****

  • What a fucking riot!

  • vintage. I LOVE IT! =)

  • nice

  • Does any of you out there have these?

  • there are tons on ebay

  • LOL...no,not formyself.I just meant I was wondering if any of the die hard fans out there owned any.But actually..I did once have Stanley about 20 years ago.But only because my cousin gave it to me.

  • i got an ace frehley one

  • i have all of them except ace

  • I have them.

  • U have all 4..in maculate cond.?

  • I have all 4 but they are not in mint condition. Paul is missing an armband an Peter is missing both armbands.

  • these are worth sooooooooo much

  • It doesn't suprise me they would put the paul doll in that position.

  • Bwahahahaha!!! I totally agree!

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    THATS FUNNY

  • do they still have the dolls?

  • No but if you can get them new in box that would cost $600 today. Back in 1978 it cost 12.99 a figure  at ToysRus.

  • KISS 4 ever!

  • haha those were the days. Hey these dolls pretty much looked like the Ken Doll just with make up :)

  • Brings back memories. I LOVE IT.

  • I bought the psycho circus Paul doll.. Never got the rest...

  • Same here, he resides with my last surviving blue hair white streeked Golden girl Vulture (?)doll

  • haha.... that jingle.... omgomgomg.... that's like sooooo different from kiss... they shouldve been playing shock me, but instead of shock it's buy me...

    buy me!make feel wanted!

    buy me!ditch barbie!

    lol...

  • Man i love Ace still to this day. he made kiss awesome. i still have my Ace doll he's missing his right foot and arm bands but i still have him. it was so damn fun playing with the toys from the 70's 80's and being a kid back then. today's times suck including the toys.

  • Or maybe we just grew up...

  • no im right todays times suck and so do the toys.

  • shit is awesom..brings back the good old day's..thanks

  • LOL

  • If I remember correctly, their guitars were just printed on the box and you had to cut them out. I still wanted them when I was a kid.

  • I wonder why they point out that the dolls are 12.5" tall. Is that really a selling point? Maybe they're .5" taller than other dolls! :)

  • I was born in 75, i remember being 4 0r 5 and being scared of gene simmons as i looked at a magazine in the grocery line.

  • Damn i wish i still had mine i sacrificed Gene over a candle and ruined it

  • i also erd they had a erick carr doll in australia

  • Nah...That's a lie...If they did...I'd be taking the next plane to Australia to get me some Eric.

  • Man! I'm gonna go look for these on Ebay!

  • yea ive seen them on there. I still have my Ace doll. total kid memory and cherished item.

  • WOW! I haven't seen this commercial since the 1970's. All this time I remembered the ad jingle going something like this:

    KISS!

    It's the rock group's name.

    KISS!

    They sing for shame.

    KISS!

    It the rock group's name that's KISS!

    Good! Now I know...........the rest of the story.

  • My aunt is the girl in the red shirt. :- D

    She is now 41 years old. Hahaha.

  • Great copy...Im a HUGE KISS FAN and I still have my dolls...But a little trivia...does anyone know who the paul stanley doll head was REALLY SUPPOSED TO BE??? It was extra heads they had for the captain and tennille dolls...They took the captains head and painted pauls face on it...WEIRD HUH?...But if you look at it you will see the resemblance...Anyway great video...

  • LOLZ!! I can't stop laughing at Gene Simmons standing on his head!

  • i had the gene doll,and i remember trying to wipe off his makeup to see what he looked like it did'nt come off!

  • I grew up in the 70's and remember quite well when the DOLLS came out they were targeted towards GIRLS!!! This is the second commercial for the first only showed girls and TOYS R US had them in the girl section. I remember quite well for my father refused to buy me a Ace doll in the girls aisle of toys :( Later that year I got my Ace for they put them in the boys section :)

  • whoah! nice job on this one! i have only seen this one other time in my life, and i am a DIE HARD Kiss fan. Five stars

    *****

  • I remember seeing this ad when it originally aired (as a first grader)! Never owned any of the dolls, but at least I had a Bee Gees lunchbox (and thermos)! LOL

  • LMFAO

    I WONDER WHY PAUL WAS IN THAT POSE ;)

    I want the Paul & Ace dolls xP

  • And Ace was passed out on the couch. Epic.

  • the dolls look like girl versions of kiss

  • These have to be some of the best toys EVER!

  • Oddly enough, the only reason why I didn't get them back in 1978 was because they didn't come with their drums and guitars.

    If only I'd bought 10 of each, and kept them unopened, then put them in the attic for the next 30 years. Sigh.

  • Doesn't KISS have plenty of songs to use...why this jingle? lol...now it's stuck in my head, ah!

  • This jingle has been stuck in my head since the 70's...ugh!

  • I noticed that this video had the end of Hard Luck Woman at the beggining. I KNOW WHY! CAUSE YOU GOT IT OFF OF THE EXTREME CLOSE-UP VIDEO!!

  • so?

  • i have that dvd

  • "Each 12 and a half inch figure sold separately" I bet Gene wrote that line, because he just loves being suggestive. . . or is it juvenile?

  • Check out my video "LEECH" with a brand new Kiss Doll!!!

  • I Like the Figures. the only problem is- Theyre GIANT hair makes them look like Women. Especialy Ace, whose hair is smaller

  • I got all of them too..never going to sell tho,sorry!

    KISS ARMY FOREVER!! Oh..poor Gene was on his head..lol

  • grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr im lookin 4 ace and gene out or in the box good condish help

  • i got paul w/o box its nice muscle version

  • sell it?

  • dude anyone selling them i pay alot of money for the whole set

  • ud think there would be an actual kiss song in the backround

  • LOL!! STILL GOT MINE, MINT ON BOXES!!

  • grrrrrrrr