Couples Retreat | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[TGEOfficialMusic]

This is my least favorite movie, of all time. I could've called EVERYTHING that had happened in this movie...no wait, except for that Goddamn Guitar Hero scene, the most blatant product placement I have EVERR seen!

FUCK FUCK FUUUCKKKK this movie. Rating: Fuck You.

[gamersixteen]

low rental

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[kOrYc320]

Was I the only one who noticed Jango Fett's actor in the movie?

[jumpmanajf]

I'm dissapointed in Jon Favreau smh

[KerrDogga]

for me this was a high matinee or a full price! i loved it!

[smileyguy800]

the shark at the end made me lol

[LeonTrollsky]

SOME OL' BULLS**T!!!!

[rangergxi]

There needs to be a movie for the singles resort.

[marklyne1234]

@rangergxi

Deffently!

[rangergxi]

Retreat!!

[CTALONS]

boring, bad, and sad...BS movie

[rosekennedy]

this was one of the most agonizing movies i've ever watched. i must have fallen asleep during the "adorable" parts, all i remember is watching people bitch and get into played out sexual situations with all the typical good looking resort staff. had to shut it off an hour and a half in, just couldn't do it anymore. thank god i only paid a dollar for it.

[clashrogers]

Everybody should Retreat from this.

[Balian49]

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[ohstate411]

had some funny parts in the movie its an good rental for you single people

[quickiSHOTbeast]

so sick of the scammers on youtube its lol go to this website to see full movie LMAO yea right no one beleives your ass just give it up

[PKMN37]

you guys say that no fat white dudes get sexy chicks. Not entirely true. Yes, more fat black guys get them but there are fat white dudes who do, too.

[spider486]

this movie is toatal shit i had high hopes for this movie but it sucked (MY OPINION)

[xboondocksx]

i give this movie a high limewire

[BlueSaphireGirl]

This movie was the worst comedy I've ever seen.

[1bobo1]

shut up

[jjoche]

3 words  this movie sucks...

[squidmod]

3 words you're completly correct

[jamaicanenigma]

Had so much possibilities...but didn't fully deliver...

[papatearon]

WHAT THE FUCK? Stop that spamming dude. It's fucking annoying.

[snerblemeister]

i hate all the spam on their shows

[hugohilarity]

horrible decrepit movie

[legorocks3]

OMG RALPHIE DIRECTED THIS!

I Want An Official Red Ryder, Carbine Action, 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

[ArktikiceFrost]

@legorocks3 Merry Christmas. Hooooo hoooo hoooooo! My sister and I loved that part. All you saw was a closeup of the guy's boot on Ralphie's forehead.

[PjAw27]

wait...if the singles island is about sex..and this couple one is just as bad..OMG I BET THE SINGLES IS AMAZING :D

[italatin18]

The spanish guy is not Puerto Rican is Cuban.

[STR8TeFLoN]

00:25 - 00:53 lmao!

[spiderguy369]

well,the sharks would be ok,as long as they're not bull sharks and they don't think you're a seal

[peterbundy84]

never let your girlfriend choose move. :S this film sucked bigtime.

[sugreev2001]

Chicks don't seem to have any concept of entertainment.Movie's they like regularly turn up to be some of the worst ever made imo.

[chacashark]

the movie is bad, but not that bad!! just spend your money on the movie tickets and soda, take your food, and candies from some place else!

[HomeVideoPresents]

sound boom, sound boom, sound boom,sound boom,................How could the guys of spillcom not mention this..it was sooo iritating seeing a big budget movie with so many scenes with the sound boom. Did nobody else notice? I would expect that from a b movie. movie was pretty lame too.

[RatongaBruiser]

sound boom?

[TRUKNOWLEDGE1]

well director peter billingsley use to be in the porno industry so im not surprise if the movie was a little rauchy & sexual

[wiitarded23]

it was also written by dana fox who did what happens in vegas. maybe thats where it got screwed.

[crypto457]

so this film and its jokes is very hollow and unfunny it as if it's a prototype of family guy the movie

[CollegeLoheart]

4:05 Holy shit. That is a good classic movie.

[sunnysideoflove]

This film is for married couples, otherwise just watch the review instead its a lot funnier

[BlackoutOmega]

This review is funnier then the movie.

[Redemptioner123]

it wasnt that bad, but it really wasnt that good. Its almost specifically directed towards parents though. So, yeah watch zombieland instead.

[PokemonEliteClub]

watch paranormal activity

[EvilMonkeyYA]

i thought it was boring no offense

(i fell asleep)

[111volcom111]

wish i had seen this reveiw before going to see the movie... definetly a rental. i hardly chuckled

[enisijzer]

This movie probably would have been good if it was co-written and directed by Judd Apatow.

[llamaempress]

I loved this movie! Way better than I thought it was going to be! I'd at least give it a high matinee! Although I will agree with some points for sure

[TheDarkCoder]

Test

[BlackVirusxz]

this movie sucked ass, if it wasn't for the leading men it would have been a complete failure.

[Qugie]

I saw this movie with my Soulmate and we Laugh our butts off.

[mortylad]

soul mate .... your a looser and i bet you watched it by you self . you fatty bum bum!

[Qugie]

I'm Getting Married to a FINE! Woman soon, I drive a 300 With a House in the Subs. Your just now getting off your Moms Tit. You ride the Bus and you live in your mother's Basement.......

[itsmesteven929]

Pics or you are a pathetic liar.

[Qugie]

Look Up James Willis II on Face book I have no need to lie.......

[tone1245]

wow what did he do to you?

[Qugie]

Talk crap like the other few jerks that post on youtube. I'm glad my life is so good that I don't have to be a jerk on the net in oder to feel better :)

[slus90]

Thanks for your review...I won't be watching this movie anytime soon.

[grantkerr94]

lol this movie is based on a simpsons episode

[warjunkie44]

i'm looking foward to see this.

[Dave4891]

i saw it with my gf...i thought it pretty funny.

[crypto457]

I'm suprised that you're alive to make that comment

[Dave4891]

why's that?

[huntersmith22]

LOL!

[YouEminent]

I want Kristin Davis so bad.

She is like "perfect". Everything you'd want in a woman. She covers the full spectrum from sweet to sexy, beautiful, but kind of bashful. She's got it all.

[crazybaseballdude12]

lmao you guys rock

i still might see the movie anyways though.

[133m4gg0t133]

LOL at 3:16 "who does nothing but stick his ass in peoples faces, I-i enjoyed it actually."

[Bananaflopp]

"I enjoyed it actually. I wasnt in LOVE with it...i think it takes way too long to get around"

hahahahaa

[133m4gg0t133]

haahaha, :P

[Fullmetal1111]

He meant the movie

[Bananaflopp]

i know

[Bobzeaux]

Woah... Ray Liota and Alec Baldwin had a baby and named him Ralphie. O_O

[wrathchild28]

gerat ending

[wedgemike]

Wow I thought this movie going to be Full Price.

[standardmagnus]

0:10 lol

[ANormalmanProduction]

great review Spill Crew. 5/5

[SpoonsXownXsinceX92]

Epic Ending

[FrankGarrett316]

Wow, they finally normalized the audio...

[bluecafe69]

Haven't seen this movie, but I'm going to give it an "illegal download when then the shit hits DVD." Because half the garbage that hits theaters isn't worth paying for.

[Jus512]

that doesn't justify anything

[pheonix11525]

Great review this is exactly why im subscribed!

[robotpanda77]

I know it makes it more realistic, but couldn't they have gotten some attractive women? Malin Ackerman? I see ugly chicks all day for free, why the f*** should I pay to see it?

[Zachdraft]

because you dont have the mind set of a college student

[jerriardo]

yep

[jokamund]

HAAAAA HAAAAAA

[AnetaAnarchy]

You guys should be on TV.

Good work

^_^

[K2A93]

lol i love how it says 371 views but has 396 ratigs lol

[djderk]

you people are dumb. views and ratings to not refresh at the same time. it has alllllways been like this.

[K2A93]

ok u see im just pointing out there is no need to talk shit

[dreadguy14]

yeah, no cdev

[mariano26788]

Bateman and Kirsten Bell??? WTF!!!!!!

[googleslocik]

yeah Batman is badass iwth his gadets and shit.

[AceAceman]

y havent u guys done the invention of lying yet?

[stuartdrummond]

I think they did an audio review of that movie...?

[freddieelm]

Is the Puerto Rican dude Carlos Ponce? Looks like him.

[ColouRinDarknesS]

look at 2:33, his afro's ALIVE! >:)

[hajtko]

HHAHAAHA so true

[GuardianMike]

one of my customers at best buy looks like jean reno

[rottenzombie27]

wtf Bruce Lee and John Lennon???? where the hell did that come from? He doesn't resemble either of them....

[lovece7]

Nevermind, he said bruce lee, but i think he meant Willis.

[jiminboo]

2:33 Leon's hair is alive!!

[TommyDDD]

lololol:P

[Sye909]

"-Who does nothing but stick his ass in peoples faces"

"I enjoyed it actually"

xD

Nice cut guys.

[Fortune55]

first

[njordan445]

The cartoon girl Corey was making out with was pretty dang Hot. :)

[Deafsty]

ending joke was too set up!

[po0pdawg]

70th-89th by the speed the comments are going at

[juggi301]

I want to see a danceflick review :C

[shmaniel1]

It's on there itunes/

[kalamantas3]

first

[fuzzyninja101]

LOL loved the pun at the start

[Mayday408]

Love your reviews Spill

Keep it honest, fresh, and down to earth. None of them there fancy-smancy college words, haha.

Good shit keep them coming :)

[BobbyRoss1993]

I know I see that 2

[Minimejer05]

Good review. Glad it wasnt too good..will wait for a few weeks or even a rental.

[ADRIANSprofile]

2:33 look at his afro it bounces

[lucasd213]

great review guys

[superstetle]

Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom

[cerberus144]

Corey has a love affair with JabberJaw

[freakasaur100]

I'm glad u guys didn't give this a high review, & did it in a funny way xD

[Sbrff]

thats what they always do....

[freakasaur100]

That's cause most movies are dull

[MegaSpideyman]

Humorous reviews, methinks in my opinion.

[Ghaz013]

I laughed so hard at the shark at the end

[townsjim]

Anyone else bored of Vince Vaughn and his limited performances? At least someone like Adam Sandler tries to stretch himself once in a while eg. Punch Drunk Love. Vince Vaughn plays the same character in every fucking movie!!

[failflicks]

I am and the character he plays isn't even that interesting, it just happens to be funny in some situations (like Dodgeball) but mostly it just seems like he walks on to the set and recites the script.

I don't mean to say it's bad acting but damn is it lazy.

[strikerk]

Adam Sandler is a fucking Comic Legend next to Vince Vaughn.

[ToasterPig]

I agree and I hate Adam Sandler

[derkade]

i completly agree

[PinkyPurply]

5* for peter serafinowichz :)

[You2Bert]

The guy standing up in the blue suit at 1:52 is from the Adult Swim show 'Look Around You.'

[srhlovato79]

lol

[Steve2323ZX]

some ol bullshit

[Sixten77poopie]

roflmao spill reviews ftw;)

[flamingstick]

0:10

O.o

[RickyB369]

XD lmao at the shark

[selam57]

whats the name of the sound track?

[owchywawa]

5 stars for the shark

[WeskJago]

that's what you can expect out of a vince vaugn movie...

[thisisdjc]

Half of these wives are like 20 years younger than the husbands.

[Phleminem]

This is a complete fucking rip-off of the South Park episode Asspen,Season 6 episode 3.

[Jumanji0028]

good spot

[Shardok1]

No?

[theheat151]

This movie has a great cast.

[rongravy]

Bateman is the reason I'm seeing this.

[byakuya600]

Don't you mean batman?

[whuboi96]

No Bateman Thats My Middle Name So don'tmake fun of it

[rongravy]

no, i have loved bateman since silver spoons. get down with ur bateman self.

[crabstickz]

Peter Serafinowicz is here!

[dannybammy]

Its just a pure girly film

A film that dosnt make much sence or a film thats just silly.

[krakendude2]

this film just sucked. i just dont like it

[swenzih]

Love your reviews!

[swenzih]

lol haha

[seauryakumar]

oooh

first comment

[IamFnXtreme]

FAIL

[Cristidfs]

niceeeeeeeeee

[grantkerr94]

Noice