MEANWHILE AT VALVE

[Cooljay1991]

Meanwhile in Inner City Seattle

[xyntota]

Meanwhile in black America...

[TheBlackDragonX0]

mean while at my bullets...

[ArcaneBastard]

The dog is let loose on employees who learn to count to 3

[Warioware117]

fg

[roktopus]

lol black people.

[biggben561]

What's this originally from?

[biggben561]

What's this originally from.

[MexicanAxeMurderer]

WHAT?

[Mapcrasy]

Well...... that makes sense XD

[80007ap]

The dog is their Steam support representative.

[duohead]

Anyone knows the name of the song?

[crim51102]

WE HATS NOW

[DTUberPwnGamez]

Those girls later on bought themselves some nice hats.

[KazNDS]

@DTUberPwnGamez Gabe was a gentleman and generated them some unusuals.

[DTUberPwnGamez]

@KazNDS Oh.

[a0001521]

we GOT to have... money

[bunbunjohn]

Meanwhile in New York

[Wermerg]

...And then Gabe ate them all.

[bioreflex]

hat money

[MaxyZorin]

@bioreflex

ahahahhahahah

[ruscris2]

THATS WHAT THEY ARE DOING WITH MY TEAM FORTRESS 2 MONEY11111

[AndyDGS]

lol this is just what I thought it'll be

[HugTower]

Holy shit, the Valve staff transformed into niggas!

[MitchZer0II]

Holy shit, Gabe lost weight

[PekaFace]

Where is Gaben?

[HellonionGaming]

I don't see enough hats so I don't think this is valve

[MrKC97]

well they are wereing hats

[MrSdfg23]

I'm pretty sure this is the worst thing i have ever seen.

[456thomas456]

valve actually is hardworking company wich achieved many great things

and i hope they will achieve more

[KazNDS]

@456thomas456 Oh you.

[OceanicCamels]

@KazNDS you're kidding right

[MrPypap]

@456thomas456 you mean all the hats!

[456thomas456]

@MrPypap I hope portal 2 dlc's :P

[Shyreenify]

@456thomas456 lolwut?

[YAYroblocks]

That dog represents us.. The customers.

[Nyxiz]

ep3 delayed another year

[TheCubicleNinja]

That can't be Valve , I see no one so fat they have to wash themselves with a rag on a stick.

[CCFi99]

Dats one crackalackin´ developa!

[KazNDS]

I just realised Gabe isn't drinking his caffeine free diet coke that he oh so loves to drink while "working" (from Half Life Snacks)

[TheDecepticondude]

OMFG Valve members are now niggas! Foo!

[randomtoa]

Lies this is not valve where are strange hats tat require a shitload of moneey

[Arto572]

0:23 gordon freeman in the flesh

[IamTheBiggestFaggot]

this is what dota 2 look likes

[dawkterderp]

Celebration of the portal 2 in game store

[inurfacemusic]

@HammerEditorPro as much as I love Valve, Half-Life is their only original game. Most of their properties were mods or independent projects that Valve picked up

[Nightmare78hAlo]

This is valve after the mannconomy update for TF2

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

Nope,bitches.It's just me,Gabe Newell mothafuckas.

[J16FOX]

Gabe is Phat

[Smoke393]

this is valve after they release portal 2

[RealMisterio3]

I rated it as "unlike" because its the true,

and i still hate it!!

[amig90]

gotta update that physics engine and write new code for that particle effects generator...right after I smoke some weed

[DeloreandudeTommy]

Every time you make a joke about Gaben's weight he delays Portal 2 another...Oh wait a minute...

[Hakudohshi]

Blue hoodie guy can't be Gabe.

He isn't eating anything.

[MrFraserFilms2009]

How can Gabe be a Nigga?

If he was, he would of mistook his body for chocolate and ate himself by now...

[TheDRUNKCANADIAN]

I LoLed at the "niggahs don't have jobs" and "are you saying valve actually works" part lol

[TheCasualCommenter]

wtf is with the random dog at the end?

[BoredGamer1000]

So this is why episode 3 hasn't been released yet

[DocFreeman115]

ass life eps 3?

[YarTeh1337]

I wanna work at Valve...

[sonofa2]

Where is GabeN?

[THEBRONSHTEIN]

@sonofa2

He is "working" , he is a grand hustler :D

[josefblack]

When's the part where they shove new hats and useless melee weapons into TF2 and call it a day?

[olonom0]

gimme da name of da song nig

[wiffdude]

The dog scared the shit out of me.

[Imaketoi1ets]

0:18 "I'll slip an extra shrimp on the barbie for you!"

[Shadowking640]

actually, guys, waht we're seeing in this video is an obscure, little-known method of programming called Gabenisim. the concept is that if you screw around long enough, the community will praise you when you finally release the games you're working on

[pie65576]

Everyone! The lab results have come through, they say that ep.3 will be released on the date of how many pounds gaben weighs ex:3001 tons= The year 3001. Which means if gaben looses weight we will have ep. 3 sooner!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste to other videos guys

[KirbyAndLink]

CASH MUNY

[vadikboss3]

whis is what doing programmers when Gabe goes to E3.

[ntnjlnvlrdrcc]

jajjaaj

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Gaben: My Favorite Class is the Ho

[a0001521]

gaben is black?

[MonkeyGameGuides]

these ppl r fuking gnagtsa cool!

[stickmanpowar]

thats not valve... nigahs dont have jobs

[KazNDS]

@stickmanpowar Are you saying Valve actually works?

[CouchRadish]

@KazNDS How many years of updates have they made?

[Stover36]

@KazNDS Good one LOL!

[MrFraserFilms2009]

@KazNDS

That comment gets me everytime XD

[anonymouscitizen0101]

@KazNDS yeah...why do u ask such s stupid question... his comment was a fools comment a fucking ratchist comment that only an ashole would say but valvbe works

[BenjaminGoose]

@KazNDS No, their games just magically appear out of thin air.

[409lego]

@KazNDS Who said working was part of Valve's job?

[BlackTurtle82]

@stickmanpowar Racist bastard.

[Themegamak95]

@stickmanpowar And you're a racist-ass son of a bitch

[CommanderMattShepard]

@stickmanpowar 199 RACISTS? WOW

[Septagotius]

Niggers..lol

[XtraLimey]

I don't see Gabe.

[bmxismylife123]

seems they could only afford 2 girls :/

[SargeWX]

Why is gabe barking?

[hookyboysb]

@SargeWX He's saying, "Episode 3 will never be released mothafuckas"

[stbeecher]

Gabe Newell @ 0:24

[xCooler777x]

"Yeah, we will finish EP3 just in time"

[Gamepro126]

at first i was like XD but then like D: cuz gab delated hl3 for 10 years.

OH it is sad day....T_T

[tsetsoooo]

niggers



[LittleChicken117]

I cant see Gae, he gotta be somewhere and delaying episode 3...

[deltalabmodhl2]

Thats fake, all ppl at valve are wearing hats all the time.

[METArobot]

DOGZ BITE IN HIZ ....

[studioCR2]

ROFL ALL THE WAY

[finalfantasy50]

Hello, Gabe Newell. I see that you have lost some weight and change your skin color :D

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

Haters gonna hate,

Love, Valve

[Oldenheimer1913]

Gabe can't be the one in blue, he's too fa-

Oh shit, I almost got Ep3 delayed another ten years.

[someguy14k]

Good work if they work this hard then EP3 will be out at least by 2057

[Daegonath]

@someguy14k or when hell freezes over.

[GmodHelperXD]

No Wonder Why EP3 Is Not Out.

[amig90]

Hey guys, I just heard that episode 3 is com-

Oh never mind, Gabe ate the code :(

[EikC]

Valve is staffed by minorities?!

No wonder Episode 3 isn't ou......oh shit! :(

[1337MrSam]

oh shit

[RenamonTheYiffer]

Whats with black people and pitbulls?

[tankman12000]

@RenamonTheYiffer whats with white people and being civilized?

[RenamonTheYiffer]

@tankman12000 You're wrong.

Rebuttle: Rednecks.

[ZombieGamer63]

Gabe lost weight? IZ NAWT POSSIBLE!

[Matthawk12]

it's like that, except the men, and the women, were all valve employees... male valve employees o_o

[CssHDmonster]

2 much programming

[Dothejoo]

Kill Whitey.

[windson7]

jyeah nigguh dats a real G game company

[TheErmok]

gabe lost weight

[SpamNapkin]

das me im the dog

[DiegoFox4]

Animation Team

[Shotoran]

isnt this one form like a mc donald commercial?

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

@Shotoran KFC commericial, actually

[DeaDaR03]

Programmers... Who knows what they're doing...

[BlockisticStudios]

what is this i don't even

[daoldschool55]

so the one in the black is Chet?

[KPSibley]

I ain't even mad tho

[runescrule]

Song name?

[CreativityZone]

Playin' Mau Mau and drinkin' apple juice on the rooftop of a slum apartment. Heck yeah, that's braggin' and boastin'! Money is such a wonderful invention!

[admmelonhead]

rdu

[alexmeanberg]

Dog scurred me.

[TonberryNeko]

Every time someone makes a Gabe Newell fat joke, Ep. 3 is delayed another month.

[TheSecondWaterman]

@TonberryNeko Well we're already delayed a few billion years at this point

[ZeroTM]

someone needs to put this in gary's mod for epic

[XXShadowStalkXX]

This is what Valve does when they delay Episode 3

[cptblackamar]

you needed to plaster a gabe face over one of them

[VonStrupenheimer]

An ounce of pure to the first person who tells me where this came from. I must have the original.

[marianoxlomas]

0:18 thats half life ep 3 right there

[bf2lover42]

LOL i saw this way before... it was related to some video from the same producters as one video about a McDonalds commercial where a black guy stole a hamburger. MD rejected it because it was racist. Then they showed another one where a white guy was on the couch when a black guy walks in and says "did you get my quarter pounder?" and the black guy unzips his pants and says "here's the quarter pounder!"... Funny shit those guys made

[krabman7]

Comedy Gold.

[DiegoFox4]

a normal day in Valve

[Sku11Hax]

MEANWHILE AT VALVE

[6spongey98]

Valve in da hood

[ElectricFridge]

So this is why they delay there products

[Eskimodude1]

I always wonder what gabe would think if he were to watch this.

[rabbidfan]

@Eskimodude1

He would go all

"OH **** they discovered us, DELAY EPISODE 3"

[BLACKNJECKER]

Gabe used that link thing from Avatar :O

[tailsnintendo]

Thats why they are more black in l4d2

[meoldbamboo]

who knows what those programers are planning....

[auniversalstick]

LOUIS!

[n2existance]

No wonder their products take so long to release.

[amig90]

Programmers hard at work.

[peepsbates]

@amig90 more like pimpgrammers hard at work

[stickmakerman]

@amig90 hard yes

[linkrock123]

@amig90

You made me choke in laughing lol.

[GoldenPickaxe]

@amig90 Louis hard at work.

[ErmacRev]

Hilarious.

[Shadow99052]

@ErmacRev

Im interested

[lestersole]

Gabe, dudebro, you don't need strippers to prove you're THAT cool.

*Expects yet another Ep3 delay*

[Mashermat]

This is what Gabe Newman does all day with the money he is supposed to be using to release Episode 3

[ChocolateLive]

ROFL

[C4rrotProductions]

wtf

[aaaaaammmmm67]

Umm... what?