April 9, 2009: The Day in 100 Seconds

[onlywinter]

"We cal him Sully of the High Seas...also a TRUE American hero." O Megyn Kelly! I didn't know there could really be a false one, but in Fox's world anyone liberal is not a real hero, e.g. Obama.

[dylanbryson]

the captain was a true american hero? he was canadian. wtf

[RoseSkye]

Wtf is a canadian?

[dylanbryson]

A gentle animal found in the northern parts of North America. Usually well rounded and educated. Usually very passive and peaceful.

[Fig1024]

gather up all FOX people, give them a rifle and send them out to sea in a life boat - let them take care of the pirates!

keep us safe FOX!

[jimwalsh1981]

4 pirates on a lifeboat in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Armed with assault rifles from world war2! Obama you better be following this closely! How much damage can a battleship take from an AKA? they may have several rounds....

[MechTimber]

Got to remind the CNN guy about all the other Americans held hostages in places around the world that the media doesn't pay much attention to because they aren't being held by pirates.

[notscooter952]

0:17 The word Hero is thrown around too much. You know who a hero is? Batman, Jesus, Tommy Douglas, and Ghandi. Those dudes are heros.

...typical fox news. I paused it at the 17 second mark, and there's propaganda in the slider. Great. At least my country's right-wing isn't made up of a bunch of asshats.

[RoseSkye]

Who the fuck is Jesus and Tommy Douglas?

[notscooter952]

Jesus is God to about 2 billion people worldwide, and if you know a thing or two about the history of Canada, you'd know who Tommy Douglas is, and what he did.

[RoseSkye]

What the fuck is a god?

[notscooter952]

Are you not familiar with English? Or do you just like debating semantics? Because if you're going to be rude, I have no patience to talk about either.

[donica31113]

if you're here to talk, go find a chat room instead.

[volumedealer1]

This joking about pirates is fucking childish.

[RoseSkye]

Arrrr matey, we be a dire threat to modern day society. Arrr. Ye, scurvey dogs best be fearin' we lads.

[volumedealer1]

die

[iamavet]

Clintons back to Somali , how cute. Now Hillary is doing the same thing her husband did.

If it gets to hard, will Hillary pull out of the Indian Ocean?

This is once again stupidity showing up on the news by the Peta thinking(be kind to the animals) of the Clintons and Obama team.

Bring in war ships, planes and 1/2 the military because 4 uneducated criminals, sitting in a boat with no gas, 350 miles from land ===

"I know, let us negotiate." Our Government policy is coming from idiots.

[cf829]

LOL.... we gotta be able to find somebody to kill in Somolia, right?

[alibaba0]

How much more pain can we handle until we've all waken up from this.

[odarkeq]

all of it.

[alibaba0]

sadly so.

[alibaba0]

This exactly shows how ridiculous we've become! The mainstream media has nothing more important to focus on, like the military checkpoints in our own fucking country! We've already let "our" government spend "our" money to their hearts desires! Helped bailout big time corporations for their own benefits and disregarding the peoples wishes for "change". Yeah, CHANGE... Change is happening alright. NWO is just around the corner of our eyes. God I hope one day we all realize before its to late.

[coocooyou]

amen to that

[carrierexchange]

Sending a destroyer is silly! But I guess they use every opportunity to campaign.

[DoctorDoubleX]

i personally dont give a shit about one person.. buuuuuttt whatever i dont know what to say

[shallowman]

If it were you, you'd certainly want your government to care about you.

[SquallCloud]

WTF is the big bad Destroyer going to do? They'll kill the guy they came to save if they start shooting.

Why are people so dumb?

[Mychaels]

You mean you can't find somebody in Somalia to kill?? That was hilarious.

[Karlfalcon]

Pat's got a point...

[quadfunk]

american news networks are a fucking ebola virus in overdrive

[BlackX068]

Good work at the end....Loved IT.

[philly1537]

thank you guys for making these every day

[3star2nr]

"you were killing people left right in pakistan you guys cant find some one in somalia" That made me crack up

[Maziyar]

I bet if we keep ignoring the economy like we did today the dow would be at 15000 in a month.

[tickhound]

Playing pretend economy is fun!

[mathom78]

WHY ISN'T BARACK OBAMA PERSONALLY PARACHUTING INTO SOMALIA WITH A FLAMETHROWER?!

Good old-fashioned knee-jerk reactions will surely fix these pirates.

[EmperorKagato]

Up'd for sarcasm win

[anfmoose]

wow, it's like every time we can shoot some one the idea comes up... 0:59 and 1:14

[belgurdo]

Did all of these talking heads forget about the last time we tried to solve a problem by throwing soldiers at it?

[CaramelAnt]

Bob is sleeping with his friend's wife. Bob suspects that his friend knows this, but that he doesn't have the backbone to confront either of them about it.

[crtnyevans]

What the hell do they want Obama to do? Hold a press conference to discuss the plan of action for saving this one guy? Goodness what is his cabinet for?

[2004JETTA]

agree with shoppinggirl125

[monalisasmiles4you]

ARGH, matey!

"A considerable amount of sea-sickness."

hahahahaha

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

there has GOT to be somebody somewhere we can kill, Pat.......somebody........some­where.......kill....

[Richardgwm]

So Pat Buchanan's solution is to go in and start randomly killing people??? . . . Typical Republican

[tehNach0]

Typical Republican? Hell, there are no Democrats or Republicans. All there are in this country are those who blindly spit political debating garbage, and those who know it's meaningless.

Unfortunately, America doesn't know the purpose of political parties anymore, but just blindly hates the opposing side. How much longer will America undermine itself?

[CaramelAnt]

Maybe if you wear your Rage Against the Machine shirt REALLY HARD, it'll change things.

Is that too dated a reference? I don't now what the modern equivalent is, so I have to work with what I have.

[Karlfalcon]

No, it still works pretty well.

[SquallCloud]

god I loved RAM when I was in college.

"TAKE THE POWER BACK!"

I think they got back together semi-recently, no?

[tehNach0]

@ CaramelAnt:

Lol, I laughed at that comment. Pretty funny.

I really wasn't serious about my comment at all though. I just like talking like an internet hippie.

[bobhardball]

There must be something wrong with Pat Buchanan.

[ver506]

Members of the media are like little children...why isn't the WH telling us what we want to hear..mwahhhhh!!!!

I'm sure everyone's doing everything they can do behind the scenes.

There should be a "cable news holiday"..absolutely no cable news for whole day!.....or week?!!

[shoppinggirl125]

I love the weatherman.

[fcabido]

they're begging for a hiroshima and nagasaki don't fuck with us! then again obama's a pussy. apologizing for our greatness at g20. we're giving away the big stick here

[ver506]

"i don't know the answers. i don't think anyone does. my opinion changes often and i'm always learning. i am an atheist. politics interest me. i love automotive pornography. my current favorite band is bad religion. "

You sound like pussy yourself. I guess it takes one to know one.

[OlivierdeAthos]

Unless you were watching the Hannity version of his G20 speech, he didn't apologize for America's greatness. He REMINDED them of it.

[WKaliberr]

you know why they are not taking it seriously? because its not serious

those pirates will not kill anyone or hurt anyone

they just want their money

[OlivierdeAthos]

Yeah, I don't get it. Yesterday the loonies were dumping on Obama because he's trying to do too much. Today they apparently want him put on a Ninja suit, jump in the Bat Plane, fly to Somalia, and personally rescue the guy.

[aDimWit01]

What the fuck was that!? It's like they feed on disasters or something.

[OlivierdeAthos]

You have been enlightened. Time for you to leave the monastery, Grasshopper. ;)

[aDimWit01]

Yes master.

[throttlehead12]

"wasn't a huge sense of urgency"

if the white house dropped everything they were doing & threw everything at those pirates, they would be criticized by these same people for not paying attention to the big overall picture.

thats the American media for ya

[WKaliberr]

why the fuck is he a hero? what did he do?

[sachaput]

"Sully of the High Seas"? What the f**k is that about?

Go, Pat! Let's blow shit up up and take out a couple countries. They aren't Americans and probably not white either.

[AnnaSmee]

Another American hero? My god.

[buffalosouljah18]

Arggg..this blows.

[bribo1]

This whole video was dominated by those pirates.