Louis CK talks about Dating

[rigogurt]

@andywattbulb you're obviously new to the Louis ck. very faggy man.

[FaultyParadise]

Wow, this is the best piece of mind I've ever been able to grasp when it comes to women. It's so simple, yet so incredible - more so at the fact that through years and years, I couldn't figure this mind-set out, regardless of how many times I've been out looking for women.

[andywattbulb]

The fact that the guy uses the word faggot as something bad is a major turnoff. Maybe he is better of with the "skanks".

[Japhro77]

A job is not an identity Louie.

[papalolita]

Marriage = the fastest way to kill off your sex life.

[pretorious700]

redneck moron wonders?

[Nailsinmytummy]

Soooo ... This guy is a jerk.

[Dougdenslowe]

O&A Rule.Louie rocks on that show!!!!!!!!!!!

[neatomosque]

The decent girls are probably looking at "Tony from Arkansas" the same way he looks at his "skanks". He admitted he's a skank himself and them puts himself above them. Quite true about the vapid bar whores though.

[HIMYNAMEISEVAN]

What Louie said was spot on!

[firetopman]

Wait...why do we even have Arkansas still? Surely by now the government has just cause to nuke the shit out of that hellhole. What's taking so long?

[gl3110]

i declare that caller a fucking douche bag...

[KingKombat95]

Christ I fucking love this guy so much.

[plutoamun]

I don't know this guy but he keeps it REAL.

[12Ominous]

By their I mean their own perspective and not the woman's. Believe it or not not everyone is the same as you.

[12Ominous]

lol, it's good to see someone else is capable of putting themselves in other peoples shoes. It's so pathetic when guys try to understand women from their perspective.

[BertTrump]

what do you do? "people wanna fuck me. i go to this bar and they wanna fuck me here.... uhhhhhhh... not you"

[fbinsulation]

damn, Louis just gave mentor advice to some jerkoff who called him an "out of shape faggot"

[SwordSeraph]

@fbinsulation On "out of shape faggot": Go watch some of his older vids from the 80s-90s and you'll see he was anything but. True, he didn't age well but age did refine him. As you succinctly put it, that was mentor advice.

[ivelosthewilltolive]

Ugh, who cares whether this idiot gets laid or not. Which is an outside chance anyway.

[MrCassavius]

hed be an amazing motivator or personal coach, my self esteem just increased simply by listening to him

[SovereignStatesman]

People want what they think they can't have, and so it becomes self-fulfilling.

[radioshuriken]

fd



[gzamang]

i wanna do more than hug him..i  want to be betrothed to him ..

[slanga91]

"I'm having trouble talking my hand into jerkin' me off right now" funniest shit ever

[jbsmith89]

"...then you guys will start wanna fuckin' talking and that will be so exciting that you'll wanna suck her pussy..." --almost biblical

[ptarleton]

Ah I see how he shaped this into his "Hot Girl at a Bar" joke...

[Nightshield]

Holy shit....Louis CK is the smartest man ever

[cassmon28]

Damn that caller is an asshole

[FundingFather]

Louie CK needs a raido show TODAY! NOW! OMG it'd be the best radio show in America. No doubt.

[gjc82071]

I now have a completely different outlook about hot chick in bars, LOL. Thanks LCK! j/k I don't even drink or go to bars anymore. Not in over 10 years.

But LCK should be a therapist. But like....a regular person's therapist. Everyday therapy, for everyday people.

[Hopeful71]

You what gets the 'non-skank' girls hot? Guys who throw around terms like "faggot" and "skanks"

[AgentCarter]

@Hopeful71 ehhh, but you dont live in arkansas though now do ya?

[SovereignStatesman]

Louis CK looks like Satan. When I die, I know he will be there to stick me with a pitchfork.

[rycka1983]

That guy who calls is douche. Seriously, not kidding.

[FundingFather]

@rycka1983 Why do you care. It was a good radio convo. What the fuck would you of talked about? Your tiny dick?

[rycka1983]

@FundingFather Why do you care about my comment :-)? Is your dick smaller?

[FundingFather]

@rycka1983 I suppose that depends....

[rycka1983]

@FundingFather LOL, relativity, brother.

[threepennny]

i fucking love this so hard

[mechanoiddolly]

The wrong woman will cost you

a fortune, your emotions, your time,

and your health.

[coprographia]

what is with all the popping in these clips

[sisk22]

This is where he got the "own a landscaping business" line from in his stand up! Brilliant.

[0beyY0urMaster]

@sisk22 ha ha...yup! i thought that immediately after he said landscaping..

[lisa67iz]

this is so funny! louis ck doing radio and giving dating advice? hilarious!!

[badassmixedchick]

I have a completely new found respect for Louis CK after hearing this video, after already thinking he was hilarious and pretty freakin' awesome.

[jorgenhb]

I`d suck his dick!!!............and im a dude!!

[johnlolcopter]

hahahah i love how right after the guy hung up "...what do i know about getting laid? jesus christ i can't even fuck my own wife"

[johnlolcopter]

hahahah i love how right after the guy hung up "...what do i know about getting laid? jesus christ i can't even fuck my own wife"

[KolevProductions]

"you will connect like a motherfucker" LOL

[arrghgarry]

Note to self don't eat peanuts and drink and listen to CK lewis or your screen might need cleaning

[yuzu833]

"we don't even have twosomes "

omg i fuckin died lmaooo

[HIMYNAMEISEVAN]

The advice he gave was brilliant. As for his marriage, he needs to get off the roller coaster and walk away.

[punky14678]

Step 1: Don't call them skanks

Step 2: Don't rate women.

Good luck...



[kgraham15]

"you guys will fuckin' connect like a mother-fucker"..totally love him..its so true too- go meet a girl at a library...hot girls that hang around bars have no lives-us library girls are much more ingaging :)

[jek21]

@kgraham15 Yeah, I can tell you hang around libraries because you spell so well.

[isaachaze1]

he reminds me a bit of the old howard stern in this :)

[ShaithMaster]

haha they don't even have twosomes

[thegov08]

Louis turned this into a bit on his standup special 'Hilarious'.

[MirinJawBrah]

Everything will be going so well that you'd wanna suck her pussy and vice versa :)))

[MrMagneticPelican]

louis, why are you so amazing? this guy was a fucking DOUCHE, i would have said fuck you go away

[SketchyBack]

Louis CK is beautiful and I wanna hug him

[fortyniners1515]

Louis CK is so insightful