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Im sure thats why your not wearing a shirt ;)

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Flirting is actually really easy. And just like he said. Go to her with a smile, ask her anything and don't be total douchebag... That's all, but please don't be as shy as we are.

SomeSayApple 2 days ago

The world is a poopy poopy place. LOL

JapaneseNinjaLizard 3 days ago

the things heat makes u do lol

Valentinegirl215 3 days ago

do you ever find annoying when you are very hot, but you dont have any clothes on to take off?

Maxr616 5 days ago

most awesome voice ever! 1:38!!

TheMadmacks 5 days ago

@GradualReport do a video on why chocolate is poisonous to dogs =D

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falcnpunch99 1 week ago

This is funny hes goofy

hotwings531 1 week ago

Sometimes I wonder if his eyes are going to pop out of his head XD

xXlol47Xx 1 week ago

The world is a poopy, poopy place.

purpleringzz 1 week ago

how to fart!!

darthlavawrapper 1 week ago

mmmkayy.. i fucking love yhuu (:

Joylol13 1 week ago

The ending.....

TheGummibear4 1 week ago

Hilarious!

purplepunk6 1 week ago

lol

awesomeo395 1 week ago

OHHHHHHHHHH DID IT FINISHED FINALLY..... OOPS I WAS FAST ASLEEPP :|

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totalnick95 1 week ago

the world is a poopy, poopy place - lol :P

RoloPezza 1 week ago

try to find the I

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thecodphien467 1 week ago

@thecodphien467 okay i found it now what

MrTerrorkiller 1 week ago

" Oh, I ment flirt... not fart, gahahah!" hahha.

TheSandyMary 1 week ago

he reminds me of my big brother -.-

NewFan118 2 weeks ago

HAHAHAHA XD

20mummeli 2 weeks ago

Kto z Polski już wie jak flirtować? :D

kasia12106 2 weeks ago

that ending is freaking hilarious :L

HippyAndMe 2 weeks ago

Hahaha I love this guy....if you approach them from behind you'll probably scare the bejesus out of them!

Ghillieguy08 2 weeks ago

This video makes me want to go and stab someone with a pointy stick...

36chocolas 2 weeks ago

How do I always end up watching this guy?

SuperMegahottie101 2 weeks ago

"The world is a poopy, poopy place" XD

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zoobow2 2 weeks ago

lol soo funny to suduce to suduce

9433ful 2 weeks ago

Ur a douche

sek95atcomcastdotnet 2 weeks ago

yep i knew it he's on drugs

MsRuler500 2 weeks ago

Keep pressing 7.

Karleneeeee8 2 weeks ago

Smile ::::::::::::::)))))))))))))))))))))))

jackassaroony 2 weeks ago

I crapped myself at 2:32 Lol !

hottiepie2412 2 weeks ago

The word is a poopy poopy place

CUCUMBERS !!!!!!!!

hottiepie2412 2 weeks ago

Your craxy

roca0529 3 weeks ago

like your shirt

beautjeeee 3 weeks ago

0:40 rape face haha

MrNick1537 3 weeks ago

OMFG ur sooo funny lmfao hahahahaha :)

333evilbunny 3 weeks ago

Dd this helpp anyone?

Mun3kitaAkaAshley553 3 weeks ago

do a show on english accents

JonWilliamEden 3 weeks ago

HEY YOU WERE ON THE FACE MEME SITE!!!

Darkangelmmortalwin 3 weeks ago

good bye ray william johnson hello danny

156sayer 3 weeks ago

Can u do a movie on what makes someone annoing

jon20jon2 3 weeks ago

Can i come live with you? :D I can cook :D Its ALL GOOD!

CupcakeGalLurvRupert 3 weeks ago

Do you how to a friend hook up with a nother friend

diazkarma 3 weeks ago

this is gay

almaster666 3 weeks ago

@almaster666 ur gay

noobgameing 3 weeks ago

Teefff...

kittehisthebeast 3 weeks ago

Because this world is a poopy poopy place XD

MikuHatsuneisawsom 3 weeks ago 10

Funny guy

hamzah7a 3 weeks ago

Well done, Svetlana! This is so funny..

0yztein 3 weeks ago

your teeth... are so..WHITE!!!!!

howdy832 4 weeks ago

ur damn rite he iz nutty

Blondesrock12346 4 weeks ago

jim carey? lol

Merrier15 4 weeks ago

this guy is nuts

hpnoticangel334 4 weeks ago

where do i know the high voice from

superlolzero 4 weeks ago

@superlolzero just what i was wondering

GBGViper19610 4 weeks ago

Jim's lines are written by someone else, but Danny's are not ;D

SoGirlyMe 1 month ago

i cant watch this anymore-....bye!

Bufekana 1 month ago 26

@Bufekana why?

GTMaxy94 2 weeks ago

@GTMaxy94 dont know...maybe the way he "acts",thers always gonna be only one Jim Carey!

Bufekana 2 weeks ago

@Bufekana I understand but I think hes got his own style that happens to be similar to jim carey. they re both hilarious

GTMaxy94 2 weeks ago

GD JOB !! btw what about doin a show on how to have sex properly ?

ahmed17578 1 month ago

He's smart!

TheMomat18 1 month ago

funny guy!

TheMomat18 1 month ago

you took off your shirt because you just cut your hair minutes before filming this.

leodejinro 1 month ago

WELL DONE, SVETLANA !

SaaintWeAre 1 month ago

annoying, stupid, man, this guy don't flirt, it's a clown here

Yo0manYo0 1 month ago

How Many Girlfriends Do You get in one day?

AnonymousPhillipines 1 month ago

The world actually pretty awesome because I'm here!!!!!

BrittnyFant 1 month ago

OMG

LMFAO

TheShadowchocolate 1 month ago

@__@ BETTER YOU THEN THEM MAN! BETTER YOU THEN THEM!

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sagarina97 1 month ago

u jus like jim carry stop wiff the cofeeeeeeeee

lilmrssexybribri17 1 month ago

Wh

monkey6pie 1 month ago

Danny is feaking btr than Jim Carrey.Hate you Top Comments people!

Lemon Drops....CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nighrage 1 month ago 53

@nighrage idt anyone could be better than Jim Carey.. I love him!

missluvevery1 1 month ago

@nighrage NOW YOU ARE ONE OF THEM... YOU MUST DIE

elizarules11411 1 month ago

@nighrage i love danny .. but when u h8 on jim carrey .. u die. jim carreys been just as funny on tv in the early 80s .. actually thts when he was funniest :D

xxLykABossxx 2 weeks ago

i think my girlfriend took your advice to heart O_o

whysoserous18 1 month ago

this dudes amazing!!!!!!!!!!

MissBlackheart2010 1 month ago

You sir are hilarious! Subbed

Licensed2KilI 1 month ago

Your Not Normal My G.

iDontLiee 1 month ago

fuck off

96465689 1 month ago

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So funny, if you understand me S: )

walcam11 1 month ago

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I hate when people say, 'Iike if you're watching this in 2011'. It's like nooo I'm watching this in 1500 BC on my iStone.

TheShadowgamer01 1 month ago

your such a pretty man :3

shazmysterr 1 month ago

this guy is so annoyinh

thehaphler 1 month ago

@thehaphler he is pretty annoying in some of these vids.

missluvevery1 1 month ago

I LOVE YOU DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

EsmoLovesBvbAndBmth 1 month ago

"most people dont smile anymore because the world is a poopy poopy place" LAWL

redbird8899 1 month ago

Well done Svetlana! EPIC :D

Peloponija 1 month ago

2:35 I will own u xD!!!!

xxMaddygirlxx 1 month ago

SMILE!! =)

11NinjaCupcakes 1 month ago

Air humping id still flirting

RavEorDiE8160 1 month ago

the last part issssss soooooooooooooooo sunny

xxMaddygirlxx 1 month ago

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richsinglesbeingsing 1 month ago

dear danny, i love you videos! you always know how to cheer me up! but ive just been really mmiserable lately. i like a guy tht all my friends are on my back about. they dont WANT me to like him. i was wondering if you could make a video showing me what to do, like, should i give up on him? or can you teach me how to ignore them? youre the expert!!! ;) plz help me!!!!

tonergirl11 1 month ago

thats not a knife.. its a nail file

johnyboy1256 1 month ago

he's cute... funny... i like him.. :-)

lenycaro 1 month ago

Kuy

Hikimal2u 1 month ago

:D

PrideTanuki 1 month ago

2:27 (:

VivalaJulia12 1 month ago

i dnt smile because my teeth are fucked up :(

tajayfoot1 1 month ago

I LOVE YOU!!!!!! WOULD YOU TELL ME HOW TO BE FUNNY, SEXY, TALENTED, REALLY SEXY AND HOW I CAN GET A DATE WITH YOU?????

HannaWeaver 1 month ago

yay

CheesyPumbah 1 month ago

@gradualreport what if you're a girl.....

SuperPurplePancakes 1 month ago

0:36 really turned me on Danny ;D

them0livator 1 month ago

4 million hits..so many flirts..whaha

sweetsixteen54 1 month ago

You remind me so much of jim carry, your voice is so great!

livinghappyisachoice 1 month ago

Sounds like philip de franco..

TheProdigHasReturned 1 month ago

The last clip in the video = ROFLMAOAPUMI!

RiseLiveDie 1 month ago

@RiseLiveDie i completely agree with you

SinginNickieRose 1 month ago

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why does he act like that? is this for 5 year olds?

ichboxdichinsgesicht 1 month ago

Omigod! look at his eyes at around 40 seconds into the video

unicornkari16 1 month ago

metoo

YoungKazper2U 1 month ago

this guy scares me wawawawaawawawawawawwwa

MrFluffy987 1 month ago

Smile~ :)

AndrewMushmom 1 month ago

I can't understand why you use this kind of misleading photo-cover for your video when it actually doesn't exist in it?? I suppose it's just to attract the viewers and bore them eventually.

vikrammagoo 1 month ago

dude, i would follow this guys orders, if the plane would had crashed to a lonely island...

hell i would if he would just ask :D

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hahahaa...

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richsinglesbeingsing 1 month ago

he is soooo hilarious

4084Lizzy 1 month ago

really u poked her with a stick-jk

Appelebottom 1 month ago

Dear Danny,

I was on a date with my gf trying to remember what u said in this video as advice. well i pulled a sharp stick on her a repetively stabbed her in the chest until the stick was dull. after re watching this vid, i realized my mistake and tryed to apologize to her. unfortunately i dont think shes gonna talk to me for a while...but hey u learn from ur mistakes. ;)

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Windervillium 1 month ago

yeah yeah! give me some happy pills!

StrikeWitch303 1 month ago

"im not wearing a shirt because its COOK in my house..yes..very hot..."

metalcoreon 1 month ago

I did not understand a word he said in the begining 0.o too much wordssxD

WhySo0Seri0usBxtchxD 1 month ago

how many cuts do you think this video have @_@

ralphkirk 1 month ago

THE WORLD IS A POOPY POOPY PLACE

twinsrock1011 1 month ago 3

He is so realated with Jim Carrey somehow :D

SlayerBoy6661 1 month ago 131

2:32 to end oh my god!!! where does he come up with this stuff?!?!?!?!?!

xxwuvzhorsesxx38 1 month ago

i wunt ur pills ima mug you

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DrGzhero 1 month ago

the world is a poopy poopy place :)

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I used to flirt with girls like you,then i took an arrow in the knee...

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