Goat Mating Is Weird

[froggirl19921993]

WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA FTW. That is no doubt one of the most gorgeous places in the world, just saying.

[Nerdfighterian]

I am not lost, I am just a gander at Nature's beauty.

[MrSniper128]

JOHN: Wait are those his... OH MY GOD.

Perfect just Perfect.

[BuildDestruction]

In moments like this I feel like I'm really lucky. I mean, how many people have listened to their favorite author describing goat sex?

[jazzybaribabe]

It makes me inexplicably happy that your parents live near Asheville, because that means you probably know that my hometown of Morganton exists.

[NawnExistent]

I was playing my liked videos in the background, and I just heard this creepy breathing...

[Immifer]

Unsure how I feel about the fact that every time I read TFIOS and the "Life begets life begets life..." part, I think of this video. I love this video, but then...goat sex.

[unstablejello]

This movie made me cry out of happiness at the beautiful words you said.

[GnarlywhaleManifesto]

I was watching this on a playlist, in which this video came right after "How to Tip Properly", and HOLY CRAP John, why are your videos so much louder than Hank's?

[Maccadole]

Very pretty area. I wish the woods here would look more like that. And I am not just talking about the fallen leaves. That obviously happens here, too, but to less extent. I just wish it was more open and vast. Less pine trees. Less undergrowth.

Then I'd walk there forever!

[eucerindr]

At 2:45, what is up with the secret nazi bunker in the left of the video?

[stude444]

Wait....Does the soap smell like goats?

[BollyG]

Like John I now know where the word 'goatee' came from! :P

[xsqueefluffx]

Imagine someone stumbled across him filming those goats. 

[laughesalot11]

I love how John hinted at TFioS in his videos.

[ravencarslyle]

Um...Why did my comment disappear?

[TheGerogero]

How do you fill a video titled "Goat mating is weird" with content that is - seriously - poetic? In my book, that is skill.

[Hagratt]

oh yay goat sex!

[MOUTAINDEWLOVER656]

yeah I'm never going to drink goat milk or eat goat cheese ever again!!!!!!!! I knew that's how goats make milk but no she told me i was wrong.......I really hate you mom!!! Hey i was listening to you Hank about how cells are from other cells lls!!

[MrMaralisa]

Lost? - You're in the woods, douche!!

[MrMaralisa]

From 2:29 onwards the patterns of the ground are exactly the official camouflage patterns of the Worldfamous Swiss Army. But they are classified, so you will face serious problems if not death! You're an idiot, though!!

[MrBurritoGuy]

I clicked on it for the thumbnail. I am ashamed =(

[janettecooley]

omnis cellula e cellula

[GemAndCourt]

first minute= blair witch project?

[mags8025]

@antiquecans69 he's mentioned it in other videos before. :)

[leeham991]

That's a pretty nice looking place. Almost reminds me of Cumbria.

[strangegirl32498]

My friend saw her grandparents' goats doing that once and she was like, "What are they doing?"

Since she was only like five, her grandfather's explanation was, "Oh, they're just having some hugging time."

[citysnidget]

in the midst of death we are in life.

[TheRaldous]

Life begets life I wonder were that came from.

[princessemiko]

omnis cellula cellula

[WarpedButNot]

0:55 NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH INTENYAAAAAAAAAAAA - oh, you're not about to reference that.

[burningflurber]

Bigfoot tracks you mean.

[NemesisNecrosis]

The Blair witch project :P



[IDidNotPickThisName]

This is the funniest thing I've ever watched.

[NZnerdfighterpwnsyou]

Videos narrated by John are some of my favourites. He has such a lovely way of talking, and I really enjoy it.

[autumn71227]

How many other other lives have been saved by wet leaves?

[hasser964]

and without the goats...

[hasser964]

its like skyrim, but with narration.

[Umedark]

@hasser964 there's goat sex in Skyrim?? O.O

[hasser964]

@Umedark nah if u saw my other comment i said without the goats :L :)

[eslamedia93]

I realize this is probably going to piss some nerdfighters off, but you have no idea how damn happy I am to see John Green's face on isanyoneup.

[ColaKitty9595]

Can we, as nerdfighters, please find a way to punish john and hank, making them get a nerdfighter tattoo? I'm thinking a DFTBA under our gang sign. Maybe we can make a contest for it's design? Ning, decide if they should match. YES I WANT YOU TO SEE THIS. I made an account soley to ask for this one thing. I have never asked for anything of you (save that you countinue to make awsome videos). I think that your relationship with nerdfighteria is old enough to merit being carried with you =D

[sheadatear]

@ColaKitty9595 Hank and John have said that no one's first tattoo should be a Nerdfighter tattoo, and neither of them have tattoos. :c

[OneMillonAce]

top comments are retarded

[doublevlogcation]

I get quite worried about the video suggestions I get after watching this ....

[AikiBriarRose]

watching this while listening to Tool-Parabola was freaky weird!

[jmar4life]

wheres link when you need him!(lost woods)

[JoshnotJosh]

I are Boyscout! I think I would have first gone to the top of the highest hill.

[SpoofCity118]

Much better videos like this on my YouTube Channel!!;)

[ClaireLaBear11]

Am I the only one that finds it funny that if, God forbid, John had died crossing that bridge "Come on, big money, no whammies" would have been his last words?

[Jacobeodom]

@ClaireLaBear11 I think it's funnier that one of the last things he filmed would have been goats doing it XD

[zTEDDYBEARz]

@ClaireLaBear11

"I'm back on the road!" Which, out of context, sound almost beautiful.

[darknight10000]

@ClaireLaBear11 I think that would have hurt him deeply considering he did an entire video on famous last words and of course Looking for Alaska.

[ImNotWhoYouThinkIAm]

@ClaireLaBear11 Those would have been the best last words ever.

[uselesstubernao]

DOESNT MATTER HAD SEX ;)

[BelleFleur5]

just think, if you couldn't find your way back, and you died out in the woods, someone would find your corpse with a camera containing footage of goat sex. o.o

[stone111111]

those woods look like skyrim... the less snowy bits at least.

[sumgirl720]

You said dirt but you really meant soil.

[TheCatProblem]

@sumgirl720 Or perhaps he meant humus!

[TheBlackyoshilover]

TERRIBLE HORRIBLE SUCCESS XD

[SuperMinecraftBrosMC]

reminds me of Minecraft. Build House. Get Lost. Breed Sheep. Win

[harlemw651]

You are so awesome!! :-)

[Nicole7801]

I just watched goat porn. O.o

[SugarFreeMentosGum]

Why is the first video response for orgies with animals? >.>

[celebrian94]

this was a really awesome video perhaps my favorite vlogbrothers video actually

[modemguy]

Nice Blair Witch reference xD

[dreamedofparadise17]

I really should have known better than to click on a video about goat sex.

But it did cause me to think that I would much rather watch this in health class than the other... special... videos they show us

[evilmilkbottle]

Are goats the new giraffe's?

[NotForEating]

goat sex is so profound

[squeakthefreak]

2:48 - How will I ever get out of this labyrinth?

[blackrraven]

Great, it's the prequel to A GOAT GIVING BIRTH.

[Bongo1020]

Interesting trivia. In Italian doggy style is acctualy goat style.

[broadwaychick293]

The goats' position is exactly how my English teacher described it when she explained "The black ram tupping the white yew" from Othello.

[CayleyWan]

2:41 NICHOLAS CAGE VOICE!!

[LiveLifeWMusic]

ahhhhh. YOU. ARE.AWESOME.

[mercyharding]

I got my book today. Five days to wait until I read it. <3

[JessicaBiilor]

This video is so awesome, I really love the nice ending philosophy :) (That is, the ending before the bridge shows up...)

[Kiranja]

I went to South Africa over x-mas and nye. I saw a male giraffe drinking a female giraffe's pee! I felt educated knowing what was going on before the safari guide told us ^^

[turkoizdog]

Wonder if goat sex will get more views than giraffe sex.

[baileybains]

Sheesh.... Where's the explicit content warning?

[coldheartedmachine13]

discovery channel + insightful philosophy + blair witch project = this video

[lokibells]

thouse goats are dwarf nigerians

[Heidi47]

The bridge crossing... best part.

[penelopemarss]

NTS: Never pet a goat's beard.

[colleenlikestoparty]

I love how this video started out all deep and philosophical and then goat sex.

[SophieRoussePotter]

ohmyglob

[mydogbuffy2]

I find it amusing that John was roaming the NC mountains because that's exactly what I did the past few days.

[Sofia20R]

I thought this was a thoughts from places video... whatever happened to those? :(

still amazing, as always :)

[AnnieTreeHugger]

She walked up to the counter with the $250 drawer she was responsible and peered into the sad, sad---pretty sad empty hole that was a clear bubblegum tip jar.

The life of a pizzaria restaurant waitress...

[KatGurrrl6]

My husband preordered your book for me for christmas! Me and all four of my kids plan on reading it. Who'll win the fight to go first?! Me of course but then I'lll give in and let them. Damn it kinda sucks to be a loving mother sometimes. In advance I'd like to thank you for writing a novel that will help my kids understand what kind of bad stuff others go through. I often try to get them to think about and understand the feelings and trials of others. Thank you for being a good person.

[Jakathera]

I don't think I'm drunk enough to totally appreciate the entirety of this video (I'm stone cold sober btw).

[ToriHoovermill]

Your explanation of the trees to Henry may have reminded YOU of Rudolph Virchow, but I have to say, it just made ME think of Simba and Mufasa. Cue "The Circle of Life".

[ChaseMurphyBlack]

Somehow as he was wandering the woods I was reminded of Marble Hornets. Then I peed a bit.

[kyleprice715]

Wait, John, when you were lost, why didn't you just watch a rewind of the recording and walk backwards all the way home?

[Rooney87]

I watched this video at work today, wish I hasn't now.

[IchibodCrane]

LOL I just remembered I got a book on goat herding as a graduation gift...

[Dantheman1695]

Hi john, please read my awesome idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(­and others to thumbs up so john will see)

I have an idea for hanks birthday. A apples to apples nerdfighter edition!!!!!!

ask people to come up with a design for a card, then compile the designs and turn alot of the good ones into cards for the game. cards could be like famous nerdfighters and enimies of nerdfighters (so you can have some bad catagories).

Please please please take this into conseteration and excuse my spelling Dan

[peaceluvcandy4]

@Dantheman1695 That is perfect! Nerdfighteria should DEFINITELY do this.

[fayeofsunshine]

That was the most nonchalant fall I've ever seen

[Robocheeseball701]

I shall cherish the soundbite of John Green pleading "Big money, no whammies."

[ravencarslyle]

This easily could have turned from a light hearted video about goat fornication to "Man Vs. Wild : VlogBrothers"

[ApplesRubbish]

@ravencarslyle Thankfully, this is not DMAX.

[Jacobeodom]

@ravencarslyle How many times do you get to use the phrase, "Light hearted video about goat fornication" :D

[ravencarslyle]

@Jacobeodom Would it be weird if I said, not nearly enough? (lol)

[michailnenkov]

"i don't know where the house is... in relationship to here" hehe, very clever

[uproariousRIOT]

when i saw this on my feed i thought t was a cyriak video

[humpbackbear]

Your hair seems so much greyer in this video than in the ones in your house

[ladyBlaBla96]

what i learnt from this video. Leaves are slippery.

[Awesomelybored]

Wow, John, you must REALLY like The Mountain Goats

[AnyoneGuild]

Sneans? I thought you were a cool nerd John. Cool people even cool nerds never wear sneakers whilst wearing jeans, ergo sneans are uncool.

[VidsFromSweden]

thought this would be weird and kind of awkward, but you surprise me yet again. thoughtful and hilarious. dftba.

[themodmancarl]

i want to go on a jog with you...

[Heraldiii]

do you see sparkling vampire

[superdrummergaming]

Best pro tip I've heard this week!

[thebookobsessedgirl]

leaves are slippery.

[Princessjellycow]

Even though you clearly addressed this video to Hank in the beginning of the video, until you fell on the dead leaves and revealed your face, I thought it was Hank filming and talking

[andiekanga]

For some reason the beginning of this video reminded me of a Nancy Drew game

[mychemcutie723]

i died when he shouted "big money, no whammys!" oh, John Green. you are truly amazing.

[LaniLaniDuck]

I'm bothered by the fact that if you HAD died on the bridge, you would have filmed, for posterity, your last words: "Come on! Big money no whammies!"

[ForeverOpenSkies]

Hehe

[mycatzcute]

"Success. Terrifying, horrible success." I nearly died laighing.

[mycatzcute]

I was in southern North Carolina that day.

[tatters5]

Leave it to John and Hank to have parents that raise goats.

[kururumega]

Pro tip: Leaves are slippery

You are my role model, seriously

[Javjean]

2:00

What John forgot to mention was that the goat technique does not work with people.

[kroovyandcal]

Goat milk - far healthier than cow's milk.

[ylsesalra]

I've had a similar experience to crossing the sketchy bridge. However, instead of crossing it quickly (which would have been the wise option), I paused in the middle to comment on how unstable it was. Of course, the bridge demonstrated this instability perfectly by breaking in two, and I immediately fell into the stream. Luckily, I only fell like 3 feet, so I was fine (my feet were a little damp, but that's what I get for being silly)

[7o79]

"Wait, are those his..? Oh My God."

[Bjoggi308]

Nice John. Now I have images I need to purge from my mind/memory. Were is that bottle of Tequila.?

[Surmoss]

Just so you know, now youtube keeps suggesting I watch animals giving birth.

[LDreamer16]

Creep "I love you, Vlogbrothers" person is back...

[fanicia42]

2:06 "are those his.... Oh My God..." freaking hilarious xD

[ElectraChan]

2:40 My train of thought:

Follow the river John! I can hear the river, follow it! Follow the river! My mental advice will somehow reach across space and time for you to FOLLOW THE RIVER! Follow the-- YES! HE'S FOLLOWING THE RIVER!!!

[CrazySoksLuv89]

Big money no whammies...lmao oh John

[LaurenShap]

Me and my friend started to, a while prior to this vido, slip in the words "goat sex" in completly inapropriate places to, you know, make everything- funny and slightly awkward for the confused people around us (thus increasing the funny). So when we both saw this, needless to say, we were inordinately happy.

[SatellitePlane]

I had this dream about John. I dreamt that we were on some kind of party outside and we were looking for a kid who had gone missing. I kept asking him all kinds of questions about math, books, the universe and so on. It was really good questions. He seemed to be very annoyed with me, and thought I was really stupid. He said: "Shut up, will you?" Then i woke up, and he had uploaded a new vid. I was really relived to see that you wasn't a ashole in real life. Just a bit obsessed with animal sex.

[psychoticflick]

watching this video made me think of skyrim...

[androidtoy]

That male goat followed the script very well

[bookreader556]

That would be an awkward conversation-

"How did you get lost in the woods?"

"Oh, I was thinking about goat sex."

[littlemrsWayside]

I imagine goats going through the same steps, whilst watching humans. They'd be like, "You DON'T pee in your beard? What is wrong with your species?"

[kelspeth]

My dad and I went for a hike today by the creek in our back yard. It looked a lot like that. I too slid down the side of a hill. Leaves are definitely slippery when wet.

[April1987girl]

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neonlimeade]

Yup...the entire time prior to his mentioning getting lost, I wondered if he would.

[BookwritinChick]

Whenever I talk about the Vlogbrothers to people that I know, I add in a little animal mating to keep it interesting.

[TiNaBLink]

thoughts from places are always my favorite.

[videoaddict961]

I go on my friends subscriptions and I see goats humping ..... I'm glad I was mistaken

[pusho12]

This is going to get a few million views

[1boredenglishteen]

John Green - abnormal activity 2

[hockeymurph34]

We didn't get to see Henry :(

[25butterbeers]

Oh my god I just noticed it was for "hard working conditions." This is just too perfect.

[25butterbeers]

There is an ad for a portable veterinary ultrasound on this video. ALL THE AWARDS.

[dramaticallyawesome]

That painting is absolutely fantastic.

[alremul]

From my point of view that fall was pretty graceful. Thank you for saving us john :D

[limericksandoysters]

PRO TRIP: Leaves are slippery!

[stacymckenna]

Goats AND BEES!!!! Ok, beekeeper nerdfighter geeking out over. Back to your regularly scheduled goat sex...

[elleninthesky]

Oh my dear good lord I've been ruminating about a comment that would do this video just the justice it deserves but I can't think of anything. I love you, John Green, New York Times bestselling author and also aficionado of animal mating behaviors.

[muscutt13]

What part of Asheville do you parents live.

[kuntekinte2009]

I'm 90% he coulda replayed the footage n find his way back...

[OwlinAMinor]

This is completely unrelated, but I finished Looking for Alaska yesterday night and found it to be the epitome of awesome.

Just thought you should know. :)