I need to buy a VenomFangX

[a1mint]

Time for a new video. Ever taken on the homeopathy field? Another worthy cause fighting!

[TheBobbsey]

as far as you know desert? You just described a douchebag perfectly. I think you know more than your saaaying!

[d1r7yh199y]

pwned that cultloon!

[a1mint]

I haven't looked at any crap that creep barfed up, because I can't comment on his channel.

[Tiwaking]

.....GENIUS!!!!

[NotSoOldHippy]

FVX is inspiration!

[DeathofSpeech]

You know as well as I do that as soon as you use a VFX it's gonna start with all the whining apologetics and all that bitching, and you'd just end up having to shoot it.

If you did that the neighbors would talk... because we all know how much snakes and donkeys like to gossip.

Just get a plastic ketchup or mustard bottle and clean it out. They're cheaper and they don't steal from sick kids.

[RectalItching]

@DeathofSpeech LOL! Desertphile does not have any neighbors. He can do whatever he wants with VenomFangFag, nobody will care.

[a1mint]

@RectalItching Perhaps his body can help prevent the water tap from freezing up. You'd need to feed it though.

[DeathofSpeech]

@RectalItching

...ummm yeah. He lives in the middle of the desert.... snake... donkey... biblical talking animals reference.

[a1mint]

I've found another hyper religious nut just like him. Blocks on a whim. Always gets the last word. Ludicrous claim after lie after claim after lie and so on.

MegaSage007

[RectalItching]

@a1mint All religious cult loons do that, though. There does not seem to be a single screamingly insane cultist that allows rational, normal people to comment on their videos.

[a1mint]

@RectalItching I've noticed that bananaman's channel, Ray Comfort's "thewayofthemaster" channel, they're not doing the comment-approval thing. I could have sworn that in the past they had comment approvals.

They've taken a subtle approach though, staying away from things that contradicts science, it seems. But I haven't looked very hard on there yet though.

[werewolfchewtoy]

VenomFangX....wait I've been out of the loop ...people are still talking about him? <3 how are you doing honey?

[oliesbw]

The nice thing is that if anyone else did your shopping for you they would know what to buy.

[Paxmax]

I'd go the extra mile and print out the douche and tape it on the... VFX! or was it the other way around.. hard to tell, they are so interchangeable.

[lianghaochen]

Venomfangx is not a douche bag!

Douche bags sees vagina once in a while, venomfangx doesn't. EVER.

[NemoUtopian]

This sounds like the most useful venomfangx ever.

[sausage4mash]

can you video the purchasing of the douche bag ,I'd like to see the reaction .

[MrWajax]

I'm positive that the venomfangx model is defective.

[rednecktrucker1969]

better buy 2-3, they tend to quit every year or so, or their dad makes them quit....lol

[RectalItching]

@rednecktrucker1969 Can you imagine having that shit stain for a son? His real daddy should have smothered him with a pillow at age 4 when his cult insanity started to manifest. No jury in the world would have convicted him.

[hosebeatings]

Does anyone have a pool going for just when we'll catch VenomFangX with his dick in a five year old boy's ass?

[oliesbw]

@hosebeatings

If you think about it a five year old boy would be far too clever to get that close to VFX.

And VFX is way too stupid to capture one.

[hosebeatings]

@oliesbw Good points both.

[RectalItching]

@hosebeatings Naw, FVX is more likely to suck off old men in airport bathrooms.

[Hereticbooks]

Brilliant!  Simply hilarious!

[leffehoegaarden]

You could have used Shawn's empty rubbery head to replace the perished bulb on your turkey baster.

[Puchicas9]

Hilarious! Now what will the cashier at the pharmacy think when she sees a man buying a "VenomFangX"?

[DoctorPlausible]

Speaking of douchebags, maybe you can help me with something. I'm not a native speaker of English. A douche bag is one used for vaginal irrigation. I notice that if you look for 'douchebag' in GoogleImages, quite a lot of pictures returned are of stupid-looking muscular men, who look inflated like an actual douche bag. Now my question: did 'douchebag' become a slang for 'stupid man' by visual association with 'muscular', or by sexual association with 'vaginal'? Thank you for your help.

[RyuDarragh]

@DoctorPlausible : You need the Urban Dictionary (urbandictionary dot c o m): Douchebag: Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche (a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas). So, you are correct, too :)

[DoctorPlausible]

@RyuDarragh Thanks!

[DoctorPlausible]

Why is it that every time you talk about the farm you scratch your left arm with your right hand?

:•)

[TheSpankymonkey]

You can tell he was super impressed with the effort he made in this video. You could see that smug smile at the end. Mind you, given the subject matter it's not too hard to come up with something funny - muahahahahaha.

[RectalItching]

@TheSpankymonkey It's impossible to talk about fucking cult savages and not smirk.

[aNdYmAtTeR]

Gotta love the final face there haha "I'm a nifty little bastard, ain't I?"

[MpowerdAPE]

i havent LOL'd for months at a youtube vid. thank you sir....

[MpowerdAPE]

you need too "make a video about it".

[rollofnickles]

brilliant

[tmafkap]

Just don't forget to put your PCS back into the closet after use.

[TheWingnuterer]

right at the end you seem very smug, pleased and about laugh at the possibility of the video on your VenomFangX, please do that video. Oh and shame is very over rated.

[TheScienceFoundation]

Why not just take the top off a baster and use it as a funnel?

[TheScienceFoundation]

I remember when you weren't aware of what a lead-acid battery was lol

[bluecollarcanuck]

Don't forget to get some WildBillForAmerica brand t.p.. The patriotic brand that really cleans up after taking a huge Nephilim after you're done drinking with Bob.

[nephthysuk]

I am trying so hard not to enjoy this, and failing.

[HHOinfo]

A real use for VenomFangX, I would not have thought that possible.

I hope you can find some nice lettering for the bag.

I have not laughed so hard since you changed a law of physics.

[micometer]

That was the funniest thing I've seen in ages! You got a new sub.

[metalskinstudios]

And if you spill some, just use a nephilimfree to clean up the jezuzfreak and Santorum off the floor!

[LJonYT]

Hahahahahahahaha!

[pumpstations]

The other day I had to visit the water closet. A bad case of Montezuma's revenge. I'm so glad I had some two ply to wipe my nephilimfree. I had never thought about how closely related these guys really are.

[ozmoroid]

VFX has proven to be good for something at last.

[RoadRunnerLaser]

I call him VenomFengZi. (Venom疯子）

(You'd probably need to speak Mandarin Chinese to get that one.)

[wolfwing1]

Only problem is you might accidently buy low watt lightbulbs too.

[TheCurmudgen]

Bahahahhahahaha! I doubt venomfangx is that dependable.

[anmoose]

There is finally a use for VenomFangX? I'd never have dreamed.

I do believe that when you install and christen the VenonFangX, you should paint its name on the side of it.

[deepashtray]

you should put a patent on that.

[Vogter616]

Brilliant :)

[dondude69]

Wow, an actual use for a VenomFangX!

[TheAnniepies]

Be sure to tape a picture of Shawn on the bag

[nishbrown]

That's an insult to douchebags.

Even a douchebag get's close to a vagina once in a while.

[TheFounderUtopia]

@nishbrown

**ba-dum-pish!**

[metalskinstudios]

@nishbrown ROTFL

[BlowDevilUp]

A siphon is what you need.

[ofpfury]

In the spirit of dprjones, VenonfangX is NOT a douchebag. Although once while taking a break at Hovind's studios, he ordered a vinegar and water.

[SCRulerShinoda]

A turkey baster is the only way Shawn will ever reproduce. lol

[WildwoodClaire1]

Glad to help! (former Rhymemaiden1 here, aka Claire).

[PipLagenta]

Should the VenomFangX fail, try a watering can with long narrow spout.

[connerjd]

VenonfangX is a fucking idiot!!

[no1saphead]

A gravity flow douchebag.

[smaakjeks]

Hehe, good stuff.

What's that wet clucking sound in the background? Do you have an aquarium or something, DP?

[Desertphile]

@smaakjeks ; Ah, yes: the running water. I have water running in the sink here in the bunk house, piped down from a spring in the hills, so that it does not freeze at night. Some nights the bunk house gets well below freezing because I just heat the bed area with the wood-burning stove. The water has been running non-stop since mid-November.

[IDreamofWW]

@Desertphile Are you bypassing your septic tank? Or do you just have awesome leach lines and a big leach field. . . !?!?

[dangerouslytalented]

Mental image of Shawn actually being used as a douchebag.

[frussell3]

Looking forward to the next video when you prove that VenomFangX is a SUPERIOR duchebag. Ferg

[Templehatchet]

From this day forward a douche bag will be called a venomfangx world wide.

[shrikechan]

And Herpes, we should rename that BrettKeane, or maybe AtheistAntidote

[Hritzness]

Sir, are you insinuating that VenomfangX is a douchebag? How right you are!

[shrikechan]

Why, yes he is!

This is brilliant, we should rename douchebags venomfangxs :D