Chris Haslam is amazing

[conkers477]

filmed with a microwave

[OmittingDuke]

240p we meet again

[asszep09]

we know but an potato camera isint :)

[csarito]

did you filmed this with a potato?

[ReMixRoudy]

I just wanna say: leftoversp: Thank you for this video.

& fuck you @ these bad pixel jokes

[leftoversp]

Okay I got it the 1 pixel jokes. They have ran their course, I uploaded this like 5 years ago when youtube was not as "high tech" as it is now and I can not find the original file to re upload it so I am sorry you will just have to deal with it but pleas keep the pixel jokes not that I do not find some of them funny but I get tired of reading the same 1 pixel one the dude that said was this filmed with a hang nail now that was funny

[robin17s]

What were the tricks ? , i only saw 1 pixel flipping en spinning

[isSHEEPMANimmortal]

there was more flip tricks in this video than pixels... sad.

and ya i made a pixel comment. so what? wanna fight about it? lol

[shawnakoala]

why was this recorded with a toaster?

[RayDan415]

which pixel is chris haslam?

[MissJopieAntilopie]

@RayDan415 dude?seriously, that comment ?? whaha that comment showed up in every shitty quality vid.

[picklechipdip56]

Was this recorded with a hangnail?

[UnboundBryan]

Idk bout da guys who say this is shitty quality but it actually aint that bad nd I can see just fine...

[MrKerouacJack]

you know whats amazing... technology, invest in some

[lattask8er]

I hate how people act like BATB determines how good a skateboarder is or not, it's just flatground tricks and basically who is having a better day. In my opinion there are a lot of great skaters that don't even compete in the berrics so BATB doesn't really prove the ability of any one skater, it's just a competition. Some skaters like to compete and others just skate.

[shtidel]

only because his beard, hair and switch lazer prouved to me that its the man!

[fistsofchuck]

Only chris hasalm could do a line flatground and still blow minds.

[zakisaur]

It would be better if you didn't film this with a calculator.

[CoooookiMaNn]

with what did you record this ??? with a toaster

[anthony33241]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i would have a dollar

[3Nex]

@anthony33241 lol'd a lot

[espionage69979]

@anthony33241 if i had a dollar for every time that comment has showed up in a shitty quality video i would have 1 billion dollars

[ThisIsParadoxal]

When I saw the Video title I was like: '' That's fucking right! '' Gotta clic it.. :)

[molbac]

super pixel party

[Uberlight2]

maybe they rigged the match because he had to travel and couldn't finish if he won...

[skippy1239]

next time, dont use your cell phone as a camera

[SevenSkateboards]

i'm getting the 145 at 11am today.

maidstone, wheeliebin catch !



[albaskateboarding]

amazing amazing quality

[EXtrEmEsTEroiDs]

amazing haslam ftw

[sk8boy421]

Nollie heelflip gazelle, nollie 540 big heel, and a switch laser. I don't think i'm wrong.

[westbrionage]

he just did three tricks, that would take me all day to land, in ten seconds lmao

[562XXXXX]

I think the title for this video is an understatement.

[ThePhiiiish]

Hoomana whats?

[LukeRuffooz]

Good.

[yomom4202]

i cant believe gonzales faggot ass beat him............it should be on the new season of unsolved mysteries

[prosnyper9]

@yomom4202 The way haslam was failing on tricks he pulls off for breakfast in the morning leads me to believe it was a rigged game. he may have been paid off or something. Haslam is the best flatground skater since rodney mullen.

[warmachine778]

@yomom4202 HAHA!! 

[metalabyss1]

Video Title=obvious

[blacksunscooters]

he needs to shave

[KiddKrazey]

HES DOING THE STEVE!!!!!!! haha the switch bicycle rider.... hehe the switch banana split....

[Namelessorwhat]

@KiddKrazey switch donkey flip 

[kenny8954]

he is just way to good with lazer flips haha

[mahoney1515]

@kenny8954 i think he can only do them switch and nollie lol

[kenny8954]

@mahoney1515 thats weird lol but i think he can do em regular too but idk man

[dizzykipper08]

How he lost is BATB2 is a mystery to me

[hollowband]

@dizzykipper08 Maybe he felt sorry for gonzalez and gave him a chance..

[dane3445]

haha the steve

[tompetty333]

lol hes doing the steve

[Oosterbeekkomthard]

i feel... so... destroyed :(

[JonoriusGM]

Lazer flip king. How the hell can you do a switch lazer so chill like the one at the end?! Haslam is King.

[MrSkatEmpire]

killin

[mustkyk123]

every thing was sick its just the switch lazer was real low...........

[kukuntz82]

King of lasers flips

[NJSLindron]

lol blatant?

[mattmatte16]

how dare you two young gentlemen fight on the messageboard for this here video for the second comming of jesus (cause the only way he could be as good as he is with that kind of board control is if he were in fact the son of god) and he looks like him too.

[McKayDouglas]

The STEVE!!!

[mordake]

they c me trollin

[callumskater1]

thats solid

[danny14j1]

fake..............jokin

[chris757cing]

haha nollie fullcab? wtf dumb ass halfcab's and fullcab is only in fakie there is no such thing as a nollie fullcab its just nollie 360 or 360 nollie uuugghh people these days

[ConnoR303]

see... at least im not the only person that knows what the fuck im talkin about.

[baconair]

Is Youtube all about trash talk?

[manonmagiccarpet]

Haslam rules! and u faggots that are fighting need to shut the fuck up no 1 givs a shit

[motmot129]

"back your shit down"... LOL

[aaronchillz]

I'm pretty sure the comments section is meant for people to post comments on how crazy haslam is, and not to have bitch fights.

[TheRealJosan]

tell em!

[nackteKANONE]

What the Fuck !?!?!? AMAZING !!!!

[pawnsofamerica]

water water

[AndyH214]

he made that lazer flip at the end so obsolete compared to the prior 2 tricks.

[flipdeck1818]

i like how he stomps these like butter but in the skate or dice games at the berrics he just fails it up haha, must have been an off day..

[OsAtuns]

Go check some trashers magazine to see if Nollie cabs doesn't exist.

That guy is a fucking beast. sw lasers on lock

[axberg94]

why couldnt he do that at the berrics :O

[hpdMastah]

@axberg94 He didnt have that tiny board that he is using in this clipp

[halareis]

@axberg94

i keep wondering

[sk8t3rgage]

@axberg94 the other guy paid him to lose

[abominabletreachery]

i never noticed how small his boards are

[ShouldaL]

didnt we already know that?

[fatturdjr]

is he goofy or regular

[joseph1O]

goofy

[JordynHiggins94]

i don't understand how he could lose a game of skate to david gonzales.

[jbean9021]

i did this line back in '86

1886

[SkillsOfADude]

mother fucker thats how u skate

[pipokoeie1]

how did he not beat david gonzalez in battle at the berrics 2 with his tricks

[thecheese101592]

christ

[FunkyBuddha15]

nollie gazelle heel, holy shi-

[bluetekki]

isnt that a bullflip???

[skatinwithcheyenne]

its called the steve haha

[summexicankidd]

nollie cab laser, nollie 540 big heel, switch laser.

simple but not simple at the same time =]]

[LVskater4life]

1st trick is nollie gazelle heel, not nollie cab laser

[summexicankidd]

wtf is gazelle?? its a nollie full cab and a laser in it...

[LVskater4life]

gazelle is basically a 540 flip (or it could be shuv) with a 360 body varial combined. in this case, chris haslam did a nollie 540 lazer with a 360, so its a nollie gazelle heel.

[summexicankidd]

oh. hahah i dint kno it was 540. i guess whatever then

[ConnoR303]

no such thing as a nollie full cab you retard...

what i (and many others) would call it is... a nollie big heel revert.

[summexicankidd]

wow! are you fuckin serious?? "no such thing as a nollie full cab "

you douche

[ConnoR303]

no, the term full cab is only used for fakie you fucking idiot. if you actually knew anything about skating i wouldnt have to be telling you this.

[summexicankidd]

you're so fuckin ignorant i swear.. just shut the fuck you dumb shit

look it up and THEN tell me there's no such thing as a NOLLIE full-cab. u godamn retard

[ConnoR303]

how am i ignorant?

and ill copy and paste the definition of full cab for you.

"The full cab is a trick that has been performed by skateboarders for many years.

It requires the rider to approach an obstacle in fakie (backwards) and jump while doing a 360 degree spin with the board in mid-air."

there... happy?

who's the ignorant one now you twat?

[summexicankidd]

your a faggot

[ConnoR303]

see... try and learn a thing or two about skating before you run your mouth in future.

[summexicankidd]

you didn't prove shit

you're still stupid

[ConnoR303]

no.

i proved you wrong.

and youre just being a pussy about admitting it.

and im obviously not the stupid one.

[summexicankidd]

look up nollie full cab flip, NOLLIE FULL CAB

and shut the fuck up you're annoying

[ConnoR303]

yeah, but youre not the only retard out there. there are obviously a large amount of people that dont know shit about skating.

[summexicankidd]

ha dude whatever

you're fuckin right! you got me

so shut up

[jigawhen]

youre a fuckin idiot man.. its the board spinning 540 and the body spinning 360.. nollie cabs exist, you can even drop the "full" if you use the term loosely, but stop sounding gay.. most definitions are wrong, but being praised by kids like you.. nollie cab varial heel, nollie halfcab biggerspin heel? call it a sausage fest if you want.. its a lot of spinning with a nollie heel action lol.. you are ignorant

[ConnoR303]

shut the fuck up. im not ignorant for knowing what tricks are...

and im not a kid either.

so back your shit down.

[jigawhen]

nollie back bigger heel* youre ignorant for blabbering all "I proved you wrong youre just being a pussy about admitting it" ...like.. you poopyhead!

[ConnoR303]

okay youre right... im a "poopyhead"

fucking faggot.

[jigawhen]

im guessin youre the one doin the "fs 180 on qp" on your profile... and lol is all I have to say, really.. you stink like sausage cooked in a rug factory..like.. your "style".. is that a better comment? moob fucker?

[ConnoR303]

right first off... fuck you.

secondly. thats not me in that video.

thirdly they're all from when me and my friends started skating so theyre not going to be amazing are they.

and lastly i'd like to say fuck you again, retard.

[jigawhen]

@ConnoR303 nono.. fuck yooz. lame homos always get defensive when people give them constructive advice, but youll never care, but yeah. horse shit pies with pterodactyl jizm yourself, frankfurting angushole

[ConnoR303]

i think youll find none of it was constructive advice.. so i have every reason to be defensive.

and you really are one of the most childish twats ive ever encountered.

[jigawhen]

its called creativityyyy... damn gurl you need to take life less seriously...furrealiously

[chikkmagneet]

@ConnoR303 seriouslY???? fail

[ConnoR303]

fail?

how exactly.

although i dont think i should attention to someone who claims they are a chick magnet but cant spell it.

rad.

now fuck off.

[chikkmagneet]

@ConnoR303 lol oh my gosh double fail you fucking noob! :D you seriously need to get a life, everyone knows if you were to get a new account someone's bound to already have the "Chick magnet" name already you fucking dumbass! I probably shouldn't be paying attention to someone who is so stupid as you and btw ditto bitch you can't even type your own name right XD triple fail! You have the worst luck man... three fails? lol!

[ConnoR303]

Yeah, blaitent triple fail on my behalf.

and i'll think you'll find i spelt my name correctly.

i just simply used a capital where it shouldnt be.

fucking idiot.

[chikkmagneet]

@ConnoR303 lol! first of all you "blaitent" isn't even a word! :D :D :D :D :D lol what a noob... :) thanks for the laugh your fucking retard. haha it was great! Oh so now you're being a hypocrite... dude.. all anybody can do is just bury their head in their hand towards you... its quite amusing!

[Redzllik1310]

@chikkmagneet Yes it is.

[ConnoR303]

right, stoked you got corrected again.

it is a word which is making you look even more stupid by the minute.

I'm glad I bring such a smile to your face.

but if its any consolation (that's also a real word before you try and say it isnt.) your half cab flip made me laugh a fair bit.

so dont you worry.

[chikkmagneet]

@ConnoR303 XD oh my gosh you are the ultimate epitome of the word FAIL! :D :D :D :D :D :D i should put his whole conversation on fail blog by how terrible you are man... oh my gosh k first let me teach you that "blaitent" is not a word look it up dumbfuck. Go back to elementary school you 6th grade fuck up. Blatant on the other hand is word. :) glad i could clear that up for you (its okay i don't blame retards like you, its just amusing) XD

[ConnoR303]

No, Blaitent is the english way of spelling it, and being english... that is how i spell it.

You on the other hand are american im guessing... so you spell it the incorrect way.

so shut the fuck up and get the fuck over it.

[Rufusdos]

As an English-born university lecturer in English language, I can tell you that your error is bl... bl.... bla..... obvious.

[moocowz1]

blaitent is a word

[ConnoR303]

Pay attention*

[tcosta21]

No! here it is...

1.) Kickflip

2.) Pogo Flip

3.) Orangutan Flip

[BoarderNewb]

Alright guys let me clarify the situation .

-Nollie gazelle heel

-Nollie bigger heel

-SW lazer flip

:)

[notthenextstig]

That was the switch bicycle rider Haah

[WHizPillows]

isnt the last one a lazer flip?

[m03m1nat0r]

sw lazer

[agrantus]

ha ha THE STEVE steve just gives er

[tyler6195]

switch banana split lmao

[Smuqu]

the steve

[macjeff77]

steve just gives her

[MrRyan9000]

Im pretty sure he calls it Diarrhea in one of his little vids

Stupid Tricks With Chris Haslam

type it in if you dont know what i mean

[HalfEatenBullfrog]

no he's pointing to stuff on the ground that looks like diarrhea

[chikkmagneet]

nollie big heel revert, nollie 540 big heel, and switch lazer dang

[DeathsEdge0900]

nollie gazzel heel

[Lakaiordieva23]

or you could just call it a nollie 360 lazer

[madamadman101]

nollie gazelle heel

nollie bigger heel

switch laser

dont try and tell me i'm wrong because im not lol

[teejay9191]

u are wrong, because the second trick is called a nollie bicycle rider

[madamadman101]

who gives a shit thats the name made up for it, just like the haslam flip or the cabellaro or however you spell it. there are technical names for it which is the actualy name of the trick. the bicycle rider is just the made up name for it

ha! so im not wrong we are just both right

[cranill1]

ICE CREAM!!

[Ca5aNoVaXr0d3084]

nollie laser 360

nollie 540 heel flip 180

and last but not least.

switch laser flip

[irealylikedohnuts]

he is really good at swtich laser flips

[myelementisthis]

first was nollie gazelle nerdflip 540

[KR3WSKATER97]

no it was nollie gazelle heel,nollie 540 big heel, switch laser

[toolfan513]

it's nollie bigger heel btw =]

[chikkmagneet]

nope its not

[mrbirdkid123]

sweet

[kakkannon]

Nollie 540 lazer 360, or Nollie "the steve".

Nollie 540 big flip

Switch lazer....

shiiittt

[toolfan513]

nollie gazelle heel and nollie bigger heel

[xxdanxx888]

he really is amazing at skateboarding FUCK!

[MrSizzelwizzel]

What the Fuck....

[arschfresse87]

laser flip....xDxD

[isk8fly]

switch laser

[DieRightNowPlease]

he does lasers like nothing...

[shadninjo]

fucking sick

[hjgfweuryfgwuyegfuyw]

awesome style.. smooth... what can i say? just lovely

[R3i3h]

why the hell dident he pull something like this on david gonzales? he would have assraped him back to the stone age... tbh i think he let him win since obviously they are good friends and david needs the publicity more

[smakabigmac]

he has alot of time on his hands learning tricks like that.

[fer19595]

this video should be called "10 seconds with Chris Haslam"

[fatbug34]

it really should

[Dooshbag15]

fucking insane!!! looking forward to his match at BATB2!!

[dasbootol12]

me tooo but im pretty shure he will win

[badbrains666]

david gonzales owned his ass.

[nickplanb]

to bad he lost his berrics 2 match huh

[kinkrail]

i bate tough to this

[littleivy25]

Ok it's:

Nollie Gazelle heelflip

Nollie Biggerspin heel(or Nollie 540 bigheel)

Switch Laser.

Or:

Nollie 540 heel, 360 body varial

Nollie 540 heel, 180 body varial

Switch 360 heel.

Hope that clears it up.

[neogeon]

Chris Haslam has OK style. Its not the best, but its far from the stiff ass rhino shit you see all over the place.

[littleskater29]

not really, chris haslam has style. a better example would be jeffwonsong or whatever. lol