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  • She's right, you know.

  • lauren caitlin upton... ha, jackass even got wiki site.

  • @cosmicammity98 shut up or ur gonna die alone

  • This is why we havent had any women presidents...

  • Holy shit it's no wonder why the rest of the world thinks we're so damn stupid...

  • Cat>Blonde.

  • what a dumbass

  • Ummmm...can you use that in a sentence?

  • idiot

  • ???

  • I SERIOUSLY need to get going on my homework.

  • hahaha

    

  • How she made the finals of the Amazing Race just puzzles me.

  • @Arvindo She was one of the lucky Americans with a map, lol.

  • cat>>>blonde

  • man that cat really can boogie

  • Fine bros!

  • My response would have been: 42% of statistics are made up on spot.

  • stereotypical blonde

  • THAT IS ONE GIFTED PUSSY. (I don't even know which one I'm referring to)

  • i had to skip past the part where she talks because i feel stupid to live in the same country as her.

  • @char1661 you have the same country...i have the same state. Imagine how i feel.

  • LOLZ. That smile went right off her face when she heard the questuon

  • Is it that all blondes look tha same or does this same stupid azz girl EVERYWHERE

  • she don't even now South Africa and Iraq is not in America! XD

  • @MrShreklicious No, but America is in Iraq

    LOL

  • @PINGASFIST Iraq is in Asia and America is America...

    LOL ^^

  • That awkward moment when person who can't locate US on a world map has to answer the question: "Why a fifth of Americans can't locate US on a world map?"

  • that was some funny shit....

  • It bothers me that people in these pageants cant lack so much intelligence  ... Keyboard cat, you make life better.

  • @kmelissaw It bothers me that people like you don't proof read their obnoxious comments while trying to make an overarching statement about the world using their infinite wisdom.

  • EPICNESS

  • She is obviously one of the people that can't locate America on a map.

  • I'd still hit it 278143563485263986 times.

  • 149 ppl got blue balls cause keyboard cat interrupted..

  • what???

  • i bet she cant find it on a map

  • not to be a debby downer, but thats a fucking stupid question im pretty sure 99.9% of americans can locate america on a map

  • @ibeat99 Nope, you must be retarded if you yet haven't realised most americans are pretty retarded. It's true that 1/5 of the american population can't locate USA on a world map. It doesn't surprise me really, the only intelligent people in USA are jews.

  • @SuperStudx2 Oh well, as a new country we still defeated Britain, we are the greatest military power in the world, so if you fuck with us, we'll kill you.

  • dumb bitch

  • I heard of those for the first time yesterday when I went to see Johnny English.. Coincidence, I think not!

  • Have you ever heard of microexpressions? Small movements in the muscles showing emotions in different ways. When the clip was in slow motion, she shrugged her shoulder, indicating, she was making this up as she went, What does this have to do with keyboard cat? Absolutley nothing...

  • shes hot

  • lol is there rick roll gettin keyboard cat'd?

  • You just got KEYBOARD CAT'D!!!!

    (better version of Rick rolled) XD

  • Makes me ashamed of being 20, blond and hot. 

  • ahah how many cat keyboard videos are here on utube??

  • RETARD.

  • USA all the way.

  • @nljuggalo Why everyone thinks USA is center of the world?! HAte that

  • @LegoDinosaurMonkey Wait.... it's not? Damnit, indoctrination strikes again.

  • @LegoDinosaurMonkey There is no center on a sphere, seeing as it goes infinitely around.

  • @LegoDinosaurMonkey Not really the center of the world, americans just see their country as the "home team" so its who they "cheer for." As an american, i can honestly say that we are all brought up to have a high sense of patriotism, but that has gotten out of control and has led many to believe that to show patriotism, we have to believe our country the best and go on and on about it rather than just think of it as one of the greater countries.

  • thumbs up if that double penetration.... wait? WRONG VID!

  • easy version

    why cant some people find america on a map?

    because they dont have maps DERP DERP

  • They dont have maps, hurr.

  • > Implying Fox News grads are not all Ivy League lawyers.

  • LMFAO. HAHAHAHAAH

  • That'll do keyboard cat, that'll do.

  • the question should've been, unable to locate the ham for a sandwich

  • I think my IQ just dropped

  • Is she an MSNBC anchor yet?

  • Proof bitches need to stay in the kitchen making me a delicious ham sandwich.

    Now play her off keyboard cat!

  • @ZX2ManDave SEXISt

    

  • I believe that keyboard such as cat is very eduction like in south africa.

  • @M4rkh0lm in south africa and the iraq.

  • Shes cute but dumb! :-)

  • @Cioppa182 Youre right, but I saw Alexis only from behind :O

  • dumb blonde broad

  • THATS A FUNNY KITCHEN

  • I liked the part when the cat started playing piano.

  • She reminds me of Alexis Texas

  • Diarréac

  • the iraq, everywhere like such as...

  • pussy 0:33

  • Press 7 for Possesed Model

  • 0:00 I find this easy to masturbate to

    0:32 FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

  • Shes one of those Americans...such as

  • wait... wasnt the question about what she "personally believes" about AMERICANS and that map thing, not like, uhm, such as, like south africa, iraq, such as...?

  • @IrishAmerican1234 Probably made in porn as well...

  • @gaara2910 she would fail at porn as well 

  • @IrishAmerican1234 Yes a woman is made for a man, nothing new about that but just ONE guy

  • @IrishAmerican1234 You actually need to be a little smarter than her to make porn. You need to be able to name all body parts at least XD

  • @Gretgor666 G-RATED SITE! AND STOP AGREEING WITH MEAN PEOPLE!

  • @webcamfan2569 Lol, u mad bro

  • @IrishAmerican1234 LEAVE! G-RATED SITE!

  • Hahaha! If only that could have happened in real life.

  • like such as people such as blondes like such as can't think for such as themselves because such as education failed them in south africa such as iraq and such as.

  • @tim06291971 I believe you mean "the" iraq

  • Actual answer to the question? Immigration, Negligent Parents/Broken Homes, Teachers' Unions, dumning-down by ludicrous distracting 'entertainment culture',and Disgenic Behavior.

    Strangely enough, 'Miss Teen SouthCarolina ' here could probably find the USA and some other countries on a map. Not sure about her gardener or her pot dealer.

  • @ProNorden hahaha classic an american blaming it on people that he thinks their weaker than him. If you look up the statics on immigrants in our public schools they seem to do better than american students, I do agree with you with everything else but I believe that if the US wanted to have better education system they would have done something about the problem a long time ago.

  • @ProNorden Dude immigrants may have bad influence in the educational system where you're coming from, but that doesn't mean USA has it. Ofc some immigrants are dicks with no future. But some of the people who are born in the country the live in, are dicks with no future either. Stop blaming shit on immigrants, when "Your own" people does it as well!

  • what the why i get charlie bite my finger what the hell

  • South Africauh & the Iraq?

  • This is so funny, it is my favorite one out of all the ones I have seen!! :) LOVE the Keyboard Cat!

  • She is probabley one of the americans who cant locate the US on a map.

  • Fail thats how smart americans are LMAO

  • @fadedwraith1 No, this is how smart our bimbos are.

  • @fadedwraith1 Nah, that's just our blondes.

  • Proper Quotation "I personaaly believe daht US Americans are unable to doso becus osama people out there ina nation, don't have bamps and I -- believe that our aeducation like suchasin South Africaaa--and-th--Iraq everywhere like such as??? and I believe that they should ur education------------= indecipherable nonsense!

  • She's a blonde, what do you expect? lulz.

  • like...our educations system...and iraq..such as

  • i kinda want a 'play him off, keyboard cat' moment

  • Let this be a lesson girls... Excessive violent anal sex has it's consequences.

  • i cant unhear I.M. MEEN's laugh from MrRoboto113's video

  • I think she left her brain in South Africa

  • Dude, stop being so narrow minded, i'm not even American and I can tell you now that not all Americans are that stupid. So get a life, i'm sure there's idiots like this in your own countries.

  • And I thought my race was dumb.

  • @michaelgrdn23 it is

  • @michaelgrdn23

    its your race dumb doodoo

  • you know what i belive miss carolina? i belive u should stfu

  • dear god please give me a sign that all Americans aren't this stupid

  • someone make her find the us on a map.

  • 1/5 of Americans?! REALLY?

    Mainlanders are sooo stupid damn

  • she lost me after our education..

  • She said US Americans...

  • god is there somethin wrong with utube.... everytime each video says an error occoured please try again later

  • That cat rocks!

  • shes pretty but stupid or is that pretty stupid? lets just not ask her

  • @spinyshell1 Umm, did you mean Iraq? Might be good to look that up before you rant about education.

  • I have a map do you need it to find YOUR brain? win*

  • such as

  • Is she a Fox News anchor yet?

  • @gabers32 that... is the best.... comment ever@!!!@$. thank you

  • @gabers32 No actually she went into porn. And now instead of making herself look like an ass, she's taking it up the ass.

  • @gabers32 Haha!

    

  • @gabers32 more like CNN

  • @gabers32 no the dumb ones go to CNN

  • @unbeatable911 lol u sure?

  • I like the Keyboard Cat. As a US American, I did not have access to Keyboard Cat, until, such as, just recently... such as.

  • Shes Such A Dumbass

  • enjoy your youth and beauty, south carolina. cause in 20, you will have nothing left

  • ROFLMAO!1 irac and south africa arent part of us. but she has an excuse for being dumber than shit( my shit can talk, i didnt spray air freshener and it said "HELP ME!!!!")notice how her strap said SOUTH CAROLINA, seriosly, what kind of fuckin hick state cant even answer a simple question. another excuse, shes a BLONDE!

  • Keyboard cat basically just told her to GTFO.

  • she just needs a dick in her mouth...really the pagent whores have no brain whatsoever. if they aren't trophy wives, they wind up in trailers. "americans not having maps"...wtf...

  • @redreaper2020 Not really. Shows like that, they ask you question that no one feels comfortable answering....llike that one guy who asked the pageant girl "Do you believe in gay marriage" and she really didnt want tp answer it but she said "I believe marriage is between a man and a woman" and everyone was shocked and it caused her not to win. Shows like these ask you questions to make an ass out of yourself...they make you look stupid.

  • @TheGiverOfDarkness22 Exactly! These pageants r fake as hell. These young girls are asked questions that require them to quickly think of a FAKE, politically correct, socially accepted answer!!! These girls better not even think about answering the question with an HONEST answer if it doesn't fit in the "Ideal Pageant" criteria! These pageants r BS!

  • @FistFoolOfSteel The system is BS..but not the contestants

  • @TheGiverOfDarkness22 Yes the pageant is BS but the girls have to "play the game" and conform to the pageant ideals. As you previously pointed out, the girl who answered the gay marriage question. She gave a simple answer and received all kinds of backlash because her answer didn't fit the ideals of the pageant and society! That's BS! I say the girls are fake because they have to be to a certain extent. They have to think of answers that they think the judges will like, not neccessarily what

  • @TheGiverOfDarkness22 They feel

  • @TheGiverOfDarkness22 I was just finishing the words on the long response I posted

  • @TheGiverOfDarkness22 that wasn't the question asked of her. She's dumb as a doorpost. Also, "the iraq" isn't really proper english. She's just going on and on talking in one unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic.

  • @TheGiverOfDarkness22 furthermore, "US Americans" universally have access to maps even in our school system. THough I would doubt that 20% of them can't locate their own country on a map.

  • @redreaper2020 I think she could. Its just when your asked a question like that infront of your entire nation....you get nervous and either mess up..or say something different from what you would usually say cause no one is good at answering to their country

  • Im from South Carolina, yes all girls are that dumb here

  • beauty contest and the girls are dumb? SINCE WHEN!?!?!?

  • I bet she can't locate the US...

  • XD hahaja

  • I wish she would have lowered her top down before she answered that question!

  • Is this Sarah Palin's sister?

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  • @mau571

    you haven't been on food runs to the poor like i have. There a lot of destitute people living in small patches of every town, hidden from the sight of most people. They are the 1/5.

  • I would like to see her Irack!!!

  • @FistFoolOfSteel Iraq dumbshit

  • @dudethatstotallycool  Your the dumbshit! lol I'm just making a reference to her RACK! Dumbass!

  • @dandelione I know. lol I tried to correct it right after I posted it but the site kept reading, "Youtube not available", I tried like 5 times. Finally, I gave up. Correction "YOU'RE" as in you are! lol

  • @FistFoolOfSteel ... yeah; i was just pointing out the irony. i giggled. :D

  • Many brain cells of mine have been killed everytime I listen to her answer, thank god for having this keyboard, he is way better than this blondie.

  • 5/5 Americans Don't Believe that that question is true

  • She got unfortunate question lol...

  • TeeGarden? Seriously? 

  • Um, is it only me, or has everyone been getting a yellow video in the suggestions with the title "...and I'm a Mormon"? It gets annoying.

  • @Wondercat707

    Yeah, wtf is up with that, I'm sick of it. I just want to watch failing... the upside is I don't have to watch the feature Mormon BS

  • I'd hit that.

  • YES! YOU ROCK KEYBOARD CAT!!

  • you should have kept her mumbling on while keyboard cat owned her. I mean, she REALLY goes on and on with her mumbo jumbo (?).

  • (slow motion deep voice) SOOOUTTHH AFFRIICAAAA...

  • US Americans... as opposed to like no